Credit to @Wewanthecake'sOC!
Street Fightin' With Alanna and Cindy
S.W.A.G.
While Miles and Mika are arguing about whether or not you can tame a corba snake with a flute, Ray is complaining about Chapa and Bose not here yet. Cindy is pacing back and forth, her high heeled boots clicking against the hard floor, worried about her little sister's safety and thinking she and Bose are doing some funny business.
Cindy:"Oooh, I hope Chapa is alright. But she and Bose better not be doing some funny business!"
Mika:"Hey, where's Alanna?"
Security System:"Alanna approaching."
Alanna runs in and closes the door, gasping and panting.
Cindy:"Where were you?"
Alanna:"I was spying on Bose and Chapa! Though they caught me!"
Cindy:"Were they doing any funny business?"
Alanna:"No!"
Security System:"Chapa and Bose approaching."
Chapa and Bose enter and close the door.
Cindy immediately rushes over to Chapa and hugs her tightly. Cindy's flowery perfume flowing into Chapa's nostrils.
Cindy:"Chapa! Oh, I am so glad and happy to see you!"
Chapa:"Ah--help--can't breathe--crushing lungs."
Cindy breaks the hug.
Cindy:"Oh! Sorry!"
Chapa:"It's okay."
Cindy checks Chapa.
Cindy:"Are you broken?"
Chapa:"I'm fine, Cindy. I'm fine. Well, physically. But, not emotionally."
Cindy:"What's wrong?"
Chapa:"Look at Bose!"
Cindy takes one look at Bose and bursts out laughing.
Cindy:"Oh my god! You look so ridiculous! I gotta take a picture of this!"
Cindy whips out her phone with it's hot pink glittery phone case with a butterfly on it and takes a picture of Bose and laughs.
Cindy:"This is my new screensaver!"
Chapa:"Cindy! Some kid was picking on Bose at Hip Hop Puree!"
Alanna:"I saw the whole thing. Yeah that wasn't the coolest."
Chapa:"Wasn't the coolest? Oh no! Stealing someone's phone isn't the coolest! That was--that was a stripe too far!"
Bose:"Yeah! He was gonna pound me!"
Chapa:"Was he Bose?(Pointing a finger to her head)Or did he just want you to think that?"
Cindy:(Walking up next to Chapa)"Chapa's right, guys. Crank is all bluster."
Chapa:"Yes, yes, I am right. What you need to do is get all up in Crank's grill with a crazy look in your eye. You know, like this."
Chapa furrows her eyebrows, narrows her eyes, bares her teeth, and growls.
Bose:(Gasps)"Wait a minute, he barbeques?"
Chapa:(Facepalming; Eyes closed)"No! Bose! I mean get in his face!"
Cindy:"Annnnd now Chapa's wrong."
Alanna pipes up.
Alanna:(Shaking her head; Her pigtails waving and bouncing)"Wait, wait, sorry, I'm confused. What are we grilling and what do I need to bring?"
Cindy:"Chapa, Chapa, we don't fight fire, you know, with fire. Because, that would just lead to, you know, more fire. All you have to do is cross your arms(crosses her arms)and stare him down."
Bose:"Uh, yeah,(pointing to his puree soaked hair)tell that to my hair."
Chapa smirks at Cindy.
Bose:"I say we fight fire with fire."
Alanna hugs Chapa's leg.
Alanna:"Please teach us what you know!"
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Simon and Jeanette are making out on the couch.
Simon gently pushes Jeanette down and shoves his tongue into her mouth.
He slowly takes her hoodie off sliding it to the ground and slowly unbuttons her shirt and kisses her furry chest causing her to sigh.
Jeanette:"Oh Simon that feels so nice, I never knew you had this side in you."
Simon:(Smirking at Jeanette)"Yeah, well, there's a lot you don't know about me." He winks at her.
Jeanette:"Oooh, mysterious. I like it."
Simon continued to unbutton her shirt sliding it off to the ground. Simon stroked, licked and kisses her furry chest causing her to sigh.
Jeanette:"Oh you sneaky chipmunk, it looks like Alvin is not the only bad boy of The Chipmunks. How bad are you really?"
Simon smiled slyly at Jeanette and whispered in her ear.
Simon:(Whispering)"Real bad, baby."
Simon's voice and what he said sent shivers down Jeanette's spine.
Jeanette:"Simon Seville, you naughty chipmunk. Why don't you show me how bad you are?"
Simon:"Well, I'd be delighted too."
He smiled slyly at her and continued to kiss her more passionately moving his hands up her thighs making her sigh louder.
Jeanette:"Oh my Simon...you are so sneaky. Oh yes that is just right."
Dave:(Angrily yelling)"SIMON!!!"
Simon:"Nuts!"
Dave:(Angrily)"No funny business, mister! Simon, you're grounded!"
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Jeanette:"Loosen up, Simon! Don't be so uptight! Don't be a grumpledumpuss!"
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Simon:(To Jeanette)"I'm the substitute authority figure...(takes his glasses off and shakes his hair)...but you can call me daddy."
Simon smirks at Jeanette.
Jeanette swoons dreamily.
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Chapa:"Come to Joey's bake sale! We've got everything you--Alanna! Stop eating everything!"
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Bose:(To Chapa)"Ohhhhh~(Giggles)Why didn't you just...you know...swallow?"
Bose gives Chapa a smoldering gaze and slowly blinks his eyes and smirks.
Chapa:(Putting her hands in front of her)"Uh...later, Bose."
Bose:"No-ho-ho-ho-ho! I'm serious! Why didn't you just--"
Chapa was madly whistling like a tea kettle and cuts Bose off by putting her hand over his mouth.
While Bose muffles in protest, Chapa speaks.
Chapa:"Don't worry about him, Ray! I'm gonna, you know, take him upstairs!"
Chapa drags a muffling protesting Bose away.
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Bose:"Mika?"
Mika:(Sighs)"What is it, Bose? I'm reading."
Bose:"Have you ever thought maybe you worry too much?"
Mika:"No."
Bose:"How?"
Mika:"I'd say I don't worry enough."
Bose:"Well-he-hell, don't say it's because of me!"
Mika:"It is."
Bose:"Why?"
Mika:"You're an idiot, Bose. That's why."
Bose:"And you just know everything about me."
Mika:"I know you're an accident waiting to happen."
Bose:"That's not nice!"
Mika:"You're a time bomb, Bose. Everyone knows that. Especially me."
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Cindy:"Chapa, what are you doing?"
Chapa:"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm just playing some video games."
Cindy:"You're not supposed to! Have you done your homework yet?"
Chapa:"Um(mumbling)maybe. I don't know!"
Cindy:"It's a weekday, Chapa. What if mom and dad find out?"
Chapa:"Uh, reality check Cindy, mom and dad went out. We have a babysitter."
Cindy:"Who?"
The Babysitter:(To Cindy)"Hey there, curly."
Cindy:"Uh, heh heh. Okay. Chapa, who's this?"
Chapa:"Uh, who cares? It's mom and dad's money."
Cindy:"And you're okay with this?"
The Babysitter:"Oh it's fine, Cindy. Her homework's already done."
Chapa:"And, unlike you, she helped me out!"
Cindy:"And Sage and Alanna?"
Chapa:"Already asleep. I was right, Cindy. You worry too much."
Cindy:"So you hired an enabler?!"
The Babysitter:"At least I'm not a snitch. Right Chapa?"
The Babysitter fist bumps a smug Chapa.
Chapa:"Oh! That is a serious burn!"
Chapa laughs.
The babysitter chuckles.
Cindy:"Oh...Of all the...Oh brother."
Cindy rolls her eyes.
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Chapa:"Okay,(Holds up two fingers)How many fingers am I holding up?"
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Chapa:"You shouldn't have insulted him(Bose)like that, Cindy!"
Cindy:"Well, you were the one who started the fight!"
Chapa:"Well, you're the one who broke down the door in the first place!"
Cindy:"Nu-uh!"
Chapa:"Yuh-huh!"
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Cindy:"They only serve juice with the polbits."
Chapa:"Polbits? Yuck! I hate polbits!"
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Mika:"Hey, if I hadn't seen you there, then I wouldn't have followed you!"
Chapa:"All you had to do was leave everything to me! But noooo~! Nerd jerk!"
Chapa punches Mika in the face and they get into a physical fight.
Chapa:"I'll teach you listen to respect!"
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Chapa:"Excuse me, can I just get uh, a shirely temple?"
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Chapa:"Geez! Why do I have to put up with such idiots?!"
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Chapa:(To Bose; Sighing)"Are you still by the door, you dweeb?"
Bose:"Heck yeah!"
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Chapa:(Knocking on the front door)"Mom! Open up!"
Bose:"Oh..."
Cindy:"Okay, that's it..."
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Chapa:(Knocking on Cindy's bedroom door)"Hey! Are you coming or what?"
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Chapa:(To Bose)"This happens to be my house. YOU'RE the one who's supposed to storm out!"
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Bose:"Nope! It's not in this pocket!"
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Chapa/Volt:(To a bad guy)"Oh, you want me to rephrase that for you? Well, I'd be delighted to!"
Chapa/Volt punches the bad guy.
Bad Guy:"Oww...why you hit so hard? Ohhh..."
The bad guy falls to the ground.
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Bose:"Nope! It's not in this pocket, either!"
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Cindy:"Oooh! Defensive!"
Chapa:"I'm not being defensive!"
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Cindy punches Bose.
Bose:"Ow! Why'd you do that?"
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Cindy:"Okay, I'm going to go tell Ray now."
Alanna:"Cindy, wait!"
Chapa:"What about the agreement?"
Cindy:"It slipped my mind! Ray? Ray?"
Bose:"Oh no you don't!(Lunges for Cindy)Banzai!"
Cindy:"Ray? Ray?(Sees Bose lunging for her)What the heck?--"
Bose crashes Cindy to the ground and pins him down.
Bose:"You are not going anywhere!"
Cindy:"Let go of me you weasel!"
Bose:"You're not telling Ray anything!"
Cindy:"Oh yes I--"
Bose punches Cindy.
Alanna:"Uh-oh."
Cindy:"Oh, you are so gonna pay for that!" Cindy snarls.
Bose:"Hand over the magazine!"
Cindy:"Never!"
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Alvin And The Chipmunks The Squeakquel
Eleanor after seeing Theodore for the first time.
Eleanor:"He's like a big green gummy bear!"
Mirroring what Theodore said about Eleanor being like a beautiful green gumdrop.
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My Personality
Grumpy, grouchy, cranky, moody, irritable, easily irritated, easily annoyed, short-tempered, quick-tempered, hot-tempered, hot-headed, volatile, violent, aggressive, assertive, brash, rash, intelligent, smart, clever, comical, comedic, amusing, hilarious, funny, fun, playful, fun-loving, hyperactive, energetic, talkative, chatty, nice, sweet, kind, caring, loving, lovable, compassionate, sympathetic, affectionate, feminine, girly, princess-y, animal-lover, musical, talented, attractive, beautiful, pretty, cute, adorable.
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You know, Chapa from Danger Force and Alvin from Alvin And The Chipmunks have a lot in common.
They're both my favorite character.
They always keep me laughing.
They're both rock gods.
They're both superheroes. Chapa is Volt and Alvin is The Dark Shadow.
They both play basketball.
They're both violent.
They're both naughty.
They both wear red.
They both have an "A" in their name.
They both have a crush on someone whose name starts with the letter "B". Alvin with Brittany and Chapa with Bose.
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On Nick.Com ALVINNN!!! And The Chipmunks there's an Alvin remix where Dave yells and other people say Alvin's name. I have an idea for a Simon remix, because Alvin isn't the only one who gets into mischief, Simon gets into mischief too! There would be the clip of Dave yelling Simon's name in A Rose By Any Other Name, the clip of Dave yelling Simon's name in The Littlest Robot, the clip of Alvin yelling Simon's name in Double Dangus, the clip of Jeanette saying Simon's name as she thanks him in Super Girls, the clip of Simon winking at her in Saving Simon, the same clip from the Alvin Remix from Members Only where Simon says "I'm sorry. Could you say that just, you know, a little louder?" And the remix would end with Simon smirking from the episode Bully For You.
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Poptropica
In Super Power Island, my female Poptropican character wears a pink supersuit I have her wear.
If she was human in real life, it would highlight her curves, accentuate her curves, and accentuate her alluring features.
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Before I was born
When Mommy was pregnant with me
At the hospital
Mommy:"Oh, my water didn't break. I'm not in labor."
At home
Mommy:(Having contractions)"Never mind!"
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When Lizzie says a Minecraft Skeleton horse is cute.
Me:(Weird facial expression on my face; I look at her with it and then I look at you guys with it. I shake my head.)"Oh. Stop. Stop it. Right now. Stop. Lizzie, you'd think a zombie would be cute if it had a big pink bow on it's head!(Putting my hands clasped together with my index fingers to my lips)There is something wrong with you. Girl, you need help! No, I mean professional help."
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Danger Force
Bose's Birthday
When Bose's stepsister Poopsie crashes Bose's Surprise Birthday Party.
Bose introduces Poopsie to Mika, Miles, and Chapa. When Poopsie meets Chapa, this happens...
Poopsie:"Chapa? As in THE Chapa? The prettiest girl in the world?"
Bose nervously laughs.
Bose:"Oh, my stepsister! Where does she even hear these things?"
Poopsie:"From you, Bose! You talk about Chapa all the time."
Bose cuts Poopsie off by covering her mouth and continues to laugh nervously.
Chapa just smiles amused.
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Danger Force
Drive Hard
Bose:(About Chapa)"Also, I'm terrified of her."
Me:"Aw, Bose, if you're in love with Chapa, just say so."
Chapa's Crush
Bose:"I know who Chapa's in like-like with."
Mika:"Let me guess: You?"
Bose:"Oh! No, no, no, but, I will someday."
Me:"That's basically the cop-out way of saying "I have a crush on Chapa."
Vidja Games
Chapa skipped out on apple picking.
Ray:"If anyone else would have skipped, I would have been fine with it!"
Mika and Miles:"Wow. Offensive."
Bose:"Same!"
Me:(Gesturing with my hand and laughing)"Case and point!" I laugh.
Minisode 1: Secrets Revealed!
Bose:(About Chapa)"Well, she kissed me." Bose smiled and shrugged, wanting the kiss to happen.
Me:(To Bose about his feelings for Chapa)"Subtle."
Bose:"Yeah?"
Me:"As a punch to the face."
Danger Goes Digital
Episode 3
Bose:"So this thing can help us get back to the real world? What a "Shocking" discovery, eh?"
Chapa:"I hate you."
Me:"Aw, Chapa, if you're in love with Bose, just say so."
Mime Games
Chapa:"You guys, what happened to Bose?! Did we leave him at home?!"
Miles:"Alone?"
Ray:"Yes! And he's my favorite one!"
Miles and Mika:"Wow. Whoa."
Chapa:"The same!"
Me:(About Chapa)"That's basically the cop-out way of saying "I have a crush on Bose"."
Street Fightin'
Chapa:"I'm gonna go in there and light that kid up!"
Ray:"No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
Chapa:"But he was mean to Bose!"
Ray:"Yeah, being mean is not a crime."
Chapa:"Okay, yeah, but, Bose is the only pure, innocent thing left in this dirt hole of a world."
Me:(Gesturing with my hand)"Case and point!" I laugh.
Street Fightin'
Chapa:"I'm just here for Bose."
Me:(To Chapa about her feelings for Bose)"Subtle."
Chapa:"Yeah?"
Me:"As a punch to the face."
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Chapa:"Bose, you're an idiot."
Bose:"Yeah, but I'm your idiot."
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Jon:"What did you do this time?"
Garfield:"Oh, why do you always assume that I did something?"
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Dave:"Alvin!"
Alvin:"Why is it I get blamed for everything around here?"
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Danger Force
Chapa
Girl who takes charge and kicks butt.
Bose
Childlike guy who is super duper impressed and worships her :)
The Lego Movie
Lucy
Girl who takes charge and kicks butt.
Emmet
Childlike guy who is super duper impressed and worships her :)
Elemental
Ember
Girl who takes charge and kicks butt.
Wade
Childlike guy who is super duper impressed and worships her :)
Spongebob Squarepants
Sandy
Girl who takes charge and kicks butt
Spongebob
Childlike guy who is super impressed and worships her :)
Alvin And The Chipmunks
Eleanor
Girl who takes charge and kicks butt.
Theodore
Childlike guy who is super duper impressed and worships her :)
See a pattern? See the pattern?
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Danger Force
Bose
Purest Cinnamon Roll :)
Chapa
Usually serious but she can't resist his cuteness!
The Lego Movie
Emmet
Purest Cinnamon Roll :)
Lucy
Usually serious but she can't resist his cuteness!
Elemental
Wade
Purest Cinnamon Roll :)
Ember
Usually serious but she can't resist his cuteness!
Spongebob Squarepants
Purest Cinnamon Roll :)
Sandy
Usually serious but she can't resist his cuteness!
Alvin And The Chipmunks
Theodore
Purest Cinnamon Roll :)
Eleanor
Usually serious but she can't resist his cuteness!
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Alvin And The Chipmunks
Miss Smith has to put up with Alvin's antics.
Big Nate
Mrs.Godfrey has to put up with Nate's antics.
Calvin And Hobbes
Miss Wormwood has to put up with Calvin's antics.
See a pattern? See the pattern?
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Alvin And The Chipmunks Nick
Unboxing Day
My version after the episode
When Dave learns that Alvin saved the Toy Store.
Dave:"Alvin, I'm so sorry for not listening to you.(Earlier Alvin tried to explain but Dave said "No Alvin! I don't want to hear it!)I'm so proud of you! You saved the Toy Store! You're a hero!"
Alvin:"Apology accepted."
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Alvin And The Chipmunks Nick
The Flying Beast
My version after the episode
Dave and Alvin are squabbling
Theodore and Simon interrupt them and say they have something to confess
After Theodore and Simon explain what happened
Alvin:"Wait, wait, wait, so you're telling me that wasn't a flying beast? It was a drone?"
Simon:"Yes Alvin! Theodore and I watched the whole thing from the security cameras in my lab.It was a extra credit science project for school! The gears were a little noisy but it was working great! Until Officer Dangus shot it with his flare gun! I can't believe he did that!"
Alvin:"Yeah well, he was scared, okay? He, Dave and I were all scared!"
Dave:"Alvin's got a good point, Simon. I think you need to apologize for scaring your little brother."
Simon:"Apologize? Theodore wasn't scared."
Dave:"No Simon,(gently pushes Alvin closer to Simon)to Alvin."
Simon:"Seriously?"
Dave:"Simon..."
Simon:(Sighs)"Oh, all right. I'm sorry Alvin for scaring you."
Alvin:"Apology accepted."
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Simonette(Simon X Jeanette)is my favorite couple of the three(Alvittany; Alvin X Brittany and Theonor; Theodore X Eleanor)It's been my favorite couple ever since I was a little girl. Because, I don't I guess I like shy couples next to rivalry couples. I really love the dynamic between Simon and Jeanette. You know how like when Simon is around Alvin, Simon is pessimistic and sarcastic and dry-humored and rude and rolling his eyes but when Simon is around Jeanette, he's shy and nervous and stammering and stuttering and blushing.
List of favorite Alvin and the chipmunk couples in order
Simonette(Simon X Jeanette)
Alvinttany(Alvin X Brittany)
Theonor(Theodore X Eleanor)
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Alvin! And The Chipmunks Nick
List of hated characters
Blue Haired Bully
Ray Ray
Derek
Bocarter Humprery
Amber
Annie
Mandi
Coach Dobkins
Miss Croner
Miss Smith
Eleanor(Sometimes)(Flanderization is an ugly thing)
Dave(Sometimes)(Flanderization is an ugly thing)
Miss Croner's Cats
Suck Toads
The suck toad that made it's home on poor Brittany's face
The crow that stole poor Alvin's homework and tore it
The eagle that tore poor Alvin's homework
List Of Loved Characters
Brittany
Alvin
Simon
Theodore
Jeanette
Eleanor(Sometimes)
Dave(Sometimes)
Miss Miller
Principal Meadows
Officer Dangus
Cheesy
Kevin
Geizmo
Zeela
The cute little white female mouse Pippi
Warbie
Mr.Lou
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List of favorite Chipmunks and Chipettes in order
Brittany
Alvin
Simon
Theodore
Jeanette
Eleanor
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List of favorite versions of Eleanor in order
CGI Films
80s Series
CGI Series
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Brittany:(Pointing to Jeanette)"Jeanette, you're the nerd.(squishing Eleanor's cheeks)Eleanor, you're the baby.(gesturing to herself)and I'm the pretty leader!"
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Brittany tells Jeanette and Eleanor a scary story.
Jeanette is not scared but Eleanor is. Eleanor makes scared whimpers and puts her hands over her eyes.
Jeanette:(Scolding Brittany)"Brittany! You're scaring Eleanor!(comforting Eleanor)Eleanor, Eleanor, don't worry about Brittany."
Brittany:(Scary tone of voice)"Hey Eleanor, did you know that there are werewolves in the neighborhood?"
Eleanor:(Terrified)"Werewolves?!"
Eleanor makes a mad dash to her bed and hides under the covers and pokes her head out of the side of the covers.
Jeanette:(Scolding Brittany)"Brittany!"
Eleanor:(Eyes closed)"I'm in a happy place, I'm in a happy place."
Brittany walks up to Eleanor's bed.
Brittany:(Scary tone of voice)"Yes Eleanor. There are werewolves in the neighborhood, with their blood red eyes, and razor sharp teeth and claws! And on full moon nights like these, they sneak into your window at night and gobble you up!"
Eleanor:(Petrified)"What?!"
Jeanette:(Gently pushing Brittany away and trying to comfort Eleanor)"Oh, Brittany's such a kidder."
Eleanor:(Pulling the covers over her head)"Ho..."
Jeanette:(Angrily to Brittany)"Go to bed, Brittany!"
Brittany gets in bed.
Jeanette angrily walks up to Brittany's bed.
Jeanette:"Brittany! You're sending a bad example to Eleanor!"
Jeanette gestures to Eleanor pulling the covers up to her face, looking left and right, shivering in fear.
Brittany:"Well I can't help it if Eleanor is so trusting! So gullible! So naive!"
Jeanette:(Angrily yelling)"BRITTANY!"
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Simon is telling Alvin a scary story.
Alvin is scared and makes scared whimpers and puts his hands over his eyes.
Dave:(Scolding Simon)"Simon! You're scaring Alvin!(Comforting Alvin)Alvin! Alvin! Don't worry about Simon!"
Simon:(Scary tone of voice)"Hey Alvin, did you know that there are werewolves in the neighborhood?"
Alvin:(Terrified)"Werewolves?!"
Alvin makes a mad dash to his bed and hides under the covers and pokes his head out of the side, terrified.
Dave:(Scolding Simon)"Simon!"
Alvin:(Eyes closed)"I'm in a happy place. I'm in a happy place."
Simon walks up to Alvin's bed.
Simon:(Scary tone of Alvin)"There are werewolves in the neighborhood, with their blood red eyes, and razor sharp teeth and claws, and on full moon nights like these, they sneak into the window and eat you!"
Alvin:(Petrified)"What?!"
Dave:(Gently pushing Simon away and trying to comfort Alvin)"Oh, Simon's such a kidder."
Alvin:(Putting the covers over his head)"Ho..."
Dave:(Angrily to Simon)"Go to bed, Simon!"
Simon gets in bed.
Dave angrily walks up to Simon's bed.
Dave:"Simon! You're setting a bad example for Alvin!"
Dave gestures to Alvin pulling the covers up to his face, looking left and right, shivering in fear.
Simon:"Well I can't help that Alvin is so trusting! So gullible! So naive!"
Dave:(Angrily yelling)"SIMON!"
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Miss Croner is telling Alvin a scary story.
Alvin is scared and makes scared whimpers and puts his hands over his eyes.
Me:(Scolding Miss Croner)"Miss Croner! You're scaring Alvin!(comforting Alvin)Alvin, Alvin, don't worry about Miss Croner."
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Alvin:"Simon please!"
Simon:"No Alvin! I will not get involved in another one of your crazy schemes! Why do I gotta be the one to deal with this shit?"
Alvin:"Oh really?(Smirking)What if I get you a date with Jeanette?" Alvin winks at his older brother, knowing Simon has a crush on Jeanette.
Simon daydreams of the pretty bespectacled purple clad Chipette.
Daydream Jeanette:(Brushing her hair behind her ear)"Love you, Simon!" Daydream Jeanette says in her sweet, soft spoken voice.
Simon smiles. Simon did know that he has a crush on Jeanette. He thought she was so pretty, so smart, so sweet, and so kind. Going on a date with her would be a dream come true!
Simon snaps out of his daydream and with a smile on his face happily turns to Alvin.
Simon:(Cheerful tone)"You've got yourself a deal!"
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Me:"Ugh! I HATE Alvinette! Alvin is naughty, disobedient, defiant, rebellious, a rebel and a bad boy and Jeanette is not a bad girl! She's a good girl! She's obedient and smart and cares about school. If the two date...*Shudders* It's total apocalypse.
Every Alvinette Shipper In The World:"More like fun-pocalypse!"(laughs)
Due to Jeanette's gullible and naive and sweet and kind nature, she would easily be swayed by Alvin's charms and be easily manipulated by him. Alvin is a bad influence on Jeanette! Before you know it, Jeanette's gonna start causing trouble too! She gonna become a rebel too!
Future.
Jeanette uses a baseball bat to whack a baseball to break a window.
Dave:"What the?!"
Alvin:"Uh, Dave, Dave, don't look at me with that "What did you do Alvin, look, okay? I had nothing to do with that!"
Dave sees Jeanette holding the baseball bat. She gives a nervous smile and giggle.
Dave:"JEANETTE! Clean this up!"
Jeanette:"No way! No one tells Jeanette what to do! Fuck yeah, that's right!"
Dave gasps.
Dave:"Jeanette! Who taught you that word?"
Jeanette:"Alvin! Alvin taught me that word! He said it's cool!"
Alvin gives Jeanette a smirk and a wink and Jeanette swoons dreamily.
Every Alvinette Shipper In The World:"Jeanette used to be so sweet!"
Me:"Those days are long gone, you guys."
Present
Me:"I'm sorry, but Alvin and Jeanette aren't really such a good match."
Simon:(Gasping and putting his hand over his heart)"I did not see that coming! Oh wait, I did!"
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Alvin And The Chipmunks
Puzzled
When The Chipmunks and Chipettes are in the vent near the furnace that's on.(Long story)
Me:(Worried)"Aw geez. Please don't be toasted chipmunks."
When Dave gets them out and they're okay.
Me:(Relieved)(Sigh of relief)"Whew."
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Alvin And The Chipmunks
Fire Safety
When Alvin and Theodore and trapped on the roof with the flames.
Me:(Worried)"Aw geez. Please don't be toasted chipmunks."
When the firefighter saves them and they're okay.
Me:(Relieved)(Sigh of relief)"Whew."
Bonus!
Simon heard what happened.
Simon is walking in the school hallway but is blocked by Derek.
Derek:"Well, if it isn't the suckmunks! How's your stupid little brothers? I hear intense heat causes brain damage. It does boost the flavor something crazy though."
Simon:"Derek, you idiot!"
Derek:"Hey, who are you calling an idiot?"
Simon:"You, now move!"
Simon shoves Derek out of the way.
Derek:"Hey!"
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When Dave and The Chipmunks and The Chipettes are at a fair and Derek is there.
Derek:"The fair doesn't allow outside food or drink." Derek points to The Chipmunks and The Chipettes making them gasp.
Derek:(To Dave)"I'm talking about your chipmunks! I'm saying they're food."
Dave:(Firmly)"They are not food."
Derek:"Couldn't have fooled me. They look delicious."
Alvin:"That sounded like a weird compliment."
Me:"You'll have to eat me first!"
My Sister:"Let's hope it doesn't come to that."
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A Rose By Any Other Name
When Venus shows an interest in eating Theodore.
Me:(Firmly)"Theodore is not food. He is not food."
Venus:(If Venus could talk)"Couldn't have fooled me. He looks delicious."
Theodore:"That sounded like a weird compliment."
Me:"You'll have to eat me first!"
My Sister:"Let's hope it doesn't come to that."
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Of Mice And Munks
In an alternate universe where Jeanette and Simon are partners for the extra credit science class.
Jeanette and Simon are doing the snake and mouse project.
Simon has the box with the snake and Jeanette has the box with the mouse.
Simon:"I can't believe the teacher assigned Bocarter and Cheesy together as partners. They were arguing in the beginning of class!"
The teacher assigned Bocarter and Cheesy as partners. Cheesy has the iguana and Bocarter has the ferns.
And the blue haired girl got the tarantula.
Jeanette:"Well, the teacher assigned them together so they can work out their differences! But hey! I'm glad we're partners for the project! We make a great team!"
Simon:"Yeah, you have a point. I'm glad we're partners too! And we do make a great team!"
Jeanette:"You sure Dave will be okay with a snake in the house?"
Simon:"Yes. Last week, Alvin helped Dave get over his fear of snakes. And it worked! he got over his fear of snakes!"
Jeanette:"Oh! That's great!"
Jeanette opens the lid to her box with the mouse revealing an adorable and cute little white female mouse.
Jeanette:"Aww! She's so cute!(Sadly)Simon, I-I don't I think feed this adorable mouse to the snake."
Simon:"It's okay, Jeanette. I understand."
Jeanette:"Really? Oh thank you Simon!"
Simon:"It's no problem, Jeanette! Really!"
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Opposites Attract
Synopsis
Alvin and Simon are magnetized and become inseparable after an invention of Simon's accidentally gets knocked over.
Plot
In their bedroom, Simon's working on a breakthrough invention while Alvin is dancing, and accidentally knocks over Simon's invention. Simon flies off the handle and yells at Alvin. An annoyed Dave comes in to deal with the situation. He scolds the two for their constant quarreling the last few days, demands them to stop as well as for Simon to shut down his "dangerous" experiment, much to Simon's dismay. No sooner had Dave left the room, Simon lashes out at Alvin, and the pair of them start squabbling with one another, leading them to accidentally knock the invention onto the ground, not only breaking it but also magnetizing the brothers. After the realization of being stuck to each other, Simon finds he can't fix the machine because he's missing an important part. Desperate to keep the accident a secret, they refuse to tell Theodore or Dave and pretend to be getting along. At school, they must sit at the same desk, much to Miss Smith's annoyance. Alvin explains to Miss Smith that Simon got into big trouble with some bad guys, so he needs Alvin's protection. Simon reluctantly agrees, shocking Miss Smith. The two do their best to keep up with their usual activities only for them to end up getting into a squabble. The following day Simon decides to call the university science department for advice. Two men wait for them in the bushes, but Miss Smith scares them away thinking they are the ones Simon's in trouble with. At Simon's insistence, they again try to help Simon by climbing up to his bedroom window only for Miss Smith to catch and chase them off once more. Simon tries to explain the situation to the scientists but to no avail. Thankfully, Alvin finds the missing part to Simon's invention in his bed, and after fixing it, Simon manages to demagnetize them. Before bed, Simon thanks Alvin for helping him.
I wonder what would have happened if Dave and Theodore found out.
Maybe it would have gone like this.
Dave and Theodore:"What?!"
Dave:(Angrily yelling)"SIMON!!!"
Dave:"Simon, I told you that experiment was dangerous! But did you listen? No! You chose to disobey me and now you and Alvin are literally stuck together!"
Simon:"Wait Dave! I can fix this!"
Dave:"You better! Simon, you're grounded for the entire week!"
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Simon Saves The World
Synopsis
Simon's new invention threatens to destroy the world, creating a time loop and changing gravity inside the house.
Plot
Alvin creeps into the basement looking for Simon and is startled when Simon swings open the washing machine door from the inside. Simon excitedly informs Alvin that he created a particle accelerator using the machine's spin cycle, though Alvin has no interest in the development and explains his own problem instead. Convinced he can fix Alvin's game console quickly, Simon follows Alvin up to their room where he learns Alvin banged the console trying to fix it. Meanwhile, Simon's particle accelerator fires up in the basement. The power flickers off, and Alvin, upset he lost all progress on his game, bangs the console more until it flies into their TV when Simon and Theodore attempt to stop him. They start to argue but immediately stop once they find themselves positioned in the room how they were before the scuffle. Simon concludes he mistakenly created a time loop of about 53 seconds; Alvin is bummed by the idea of reliving such a lame moment though Theodore is excited to eat a chocolate cake over and over. Theodore leaves their room and learns gravity is no longer down, smacking into the door at the end of the hallway. Simon piles on the bad news with the revelation that the gravity zones will open up a rip in the fabric of the universe and destroy half the world. In order to fix the problem, the boys navigate the house, determining the different gravity zones, on their way to the basement, resetting back to their origin point every 53 seconds. Once they perfect their route and enter the basement, they learn of Simon's final fear - the creation of antimatter versions of themselves. After developing a plan, Alvin and Simon distract the antimatter 'munks with ball guns while Theodore goes for the plug, all the while being careful not to be touched and destroyed. With the machine deactivated, The Chipmunks discover a shocked Dave upstairs with the mess in the family area.
Dave:"I was only gone for 20 minutes!"
Alvin starts to explain but Simon covers his mouth and they leave.
Theodore:"Dave, do you have any goodies in that bag? Because I'm getting hungry again."
Since Dave didn't find out the stupid, reckless, and dangerous thing Simon did and yelled his name, I'll do it for him.
Me:(Yelling)"SIMON!!!"
That's probably what Dave would do if Simon didn't cover Alvin's mouth and Alvin explained.
Dave:(Yelling)"SIMON!!!"
Dave:"Simon! You're grounded for the entire week!"
Dave:(To Simon)"You're gonna clean up this mess and do more chores as well! Y-you're grounded for a month!"
Later when Simon is cleaning up the mess Alvin walks up to him.
Alvin:"Believe it or not, I came to help you with your punishment chores. We are brothers after all."
Simon:(Sadly)"Thanks. Dave made me cancel my plans with Jeanette. Alvin, I'm really sorry that all of this happened."
Alvin:"Oh that's okay, Simon--(realizes what Simon said about Jeanette and teasingly smirks)What?"
Simon:(Knowing that Alvin realized what he said about Jeanette; Flustered, shy, nervous, stuttering, stammering, and blushing red cheeks)"D-d-did I-I s-say J-J-Jeanette? N-no! J-Jean-nothing!"
Simon nervously chuckles and runs outside with Alvin following him.
Simon:"Oh!"
Alvin:(Playful tone)"Oh no you don't!"
Alvin playfully tackles Simon to the ground.
Alvin:(Teasing tone)"Come on! What did you have planned with Jeanette?"
Simon:(Blushing)"Okay! Okay! I asked Jeanette out on a date!"
Alvin:(Proud tone)"What? You asked Jeanette out? Wow! Good for you, Simon! I didn't even think you had the guts to do it!"
Simon:(Chuckles)"Me neither.(sadly)But it doesn't matter now. The date is off."
Alvin:"So? Call Jeanette, tell her what happened, and reschedule the date for next month!"
So, Simon called Jeanette, told her what happened, and rescheduled the date for next month.
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Synopsis
When the boys get stuck with Miss Miller as a baby sitter, they each take a crack at finding a replacement.
Plot
At , Dave hurries along as he's late for a flight needed to finish an album, and during their trip to school, Dave lets them know Miss Miller's gonna watch them, to the boys' dismay. During lunch, Kevin and Bruce talk about how their moms write them poems and jokes for their lunches while the three brothers notice that Dave gave them inedible stuff such as a sponge and tweezers instead. Feeling sympathetic, Kevin gives Theodore a cookie. After school Miss Miller walks around looking for them, only to embarrass them in front of Amber and Annie. Tired of Miss Miller always watching them, Alvin suggests they get a "Temporary Mom" instead. Alvin's choice is a woman who loves sports, who turns out to be rough and a little insensitive. She takes them to the park where she forces them to play sports for six hours and even tackles poor Theodore, and that night while reading Theodore a bed time story, she scares and upsets him. The next day, Theodore's choice, Darlene, makes them pancakes first thing in the morning. Alvin wants to go to the skate park, but Darlene refuses, and puts them in protective suits instead before leaving them tied to a tree. They decide to dismiss her given her over-protectiveness. Later, Simon's choice, Laura, arrives and sets up a lab in their basement. As The Chipmunks check it out, they find a machine which looks terrifying, so they run away thinking she's going to operate on them. Following a chase she explains she was just going to scan their brains, but Miss Miller informs her that they won't require her services anymore. Dave returns home suggesting next time he could get them someone other than Miss Miller, but they quickly oppose the idea.
Me:"You know, if I was in their universe, I would be happy to watch them! I can just imagine Alvin trying to teach me to skateboard."
Skatepark
Me, Simon, and Theodore watch Alvin preform a trick on his skateboard. When he's done we all clap and cheer.
Me:"Wow! That was really good, Alvin!"
Alvin:"Thanks! Hey Brielle, wanna learn how to skateboard?"
Me:"Huh?"
Scene cuts to me on a hot pink skateboard with a matching helmet, elbow and knee pads.
I'm at the edge of the halfpipe.
Me:"I-I don't know, Alvin. I-I'm not much of a skateboarder."
Alvin:"Aw come on! You'll be fine! You know, you'll do great! Ready?"
Alvin gets ready to push me as I start to object again.
Me:"Alvin, I think I forgot to feed--"
Alvin pushes me down the halfpipe.
Me:"Ahhhhhhh! You pushed me! Not cool!"
Alvin:"Good luck!"
I scream as I skate down the halfpipe. I slip off the skateboard and fall on my butt and scrape my arms and legs. I scream in pain.
Alvin, Simon, and Theodore all cover their ears.
Alvin:"She sure screams loud!"
Simon:"Yeah!"
I see them covering their eyes and I stop screaming.
Me:"Sorry!"
Theodore:"It's okay!"
Scene cuts to Alvin, Simon, and Theodore bandaging me up.
Me:"Ow."
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The House On Cedar Lane
The morning after the events of the episode
Theodore has already ate breakfast and is playing outside. Alvin is downstairs eating breakfast.
Simon is still sleeping though.
An angry Dave is standing in front of Simon's bed.
Dave:(Angrily clears his throat)"Ahem!"
Simon:(Waking up)"Ah! Dave, you scared me!"
Dave:"Oh really? Just like how you have scared Alvin?"
Simon:"What?"
Dave:"Theodore told me what happened. In the middle of the night Alvin ran into my room crying!"
What Dave said is true. Alvin asked to sleep in Dave's bed with Dave that night and Dave let him so Alvin won't be scared.
Simon:"But he scared The Chipettes and the others first!"
Dave:"That's no excuse! Go apologize to your younger brother Alvin right now. He's downstairs eating breakfast."
Dave leaves the room.
Simon sighs, goes downstairs, and goes to the kitchen where Alvin is eating breakfast at the kitchen counter. Alvin is happily eating cereal, having calmed down for now.
Simon:"Um...Alvin?"
Alvin:(Gets scared and jumps)"Ah!"
Simon:"Um...Alvin...I wanted to...apologize...for last night."
Alvin:"Apology accepted."
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When Theodore is 4, Alvin is 6, and Simon is 8.
Nightime. Everyone is sleeping peacefully. Well, almost everyone.
Alvin has a nightmare. He wakes up scared. Alvin gasps and pants, clutching his teddy bear.
In red footsie pajamas and still holding his teddy bear, Alvin goes over to his older brother Simon's bed, climbs on top, and shakes him awake.
Alvin:(Innocently)"Simon? Are you awake?"
Simon:(Waking up; Annoyed)"What kind of question is that?!"
Alvin:(Innocently)"I had a nightmare. Can I sleep with you?"
Simon:"No! Go away!" Simon hissed.
Simon pushes Alvin off of the bed.
Alvin:(Falling)"Whoa!(Landing)Oof!(Sad, hurt, scared, and lonely)Ho..."
Simon:(Scary sound)"Alvin...I'm gonna eat you! Ha ha ha!"
Alvin:(Thinking a monster is in the room)"Huh?(Even more scared; bolts out of the room)No!"
Simon chuckles evily, loving to torment his baby brother.
Carrying his pillow, blankie, and teddy bear, Alvin goes into Dave's room and gently shakes Dave awake.
Alvin:(Innocently)"Dave?"
Dave:(Waking up; Worried)"What's wrong?"
Alvin:"I had a nightmare. Involving monsters. And there's a monster in the room!"
Dave:"Simon..." Dave angrily muttered under his breath.
Alvin:"Can I sleep with you? I tried Simon but he said no and then he pushed me off the bed."
Dave:"He pushed--Yes you can sleep with me. I'll protect you from the monsters."
Alvin:(Smiling; Big innocent blue eyes lighting up)"Thanks Dave! You're the best!"
Dave smiles.
Dave scooches over a little, Alvin sets his pillow down, covers himself with his blanket, and clutches his teddy bear. Alvin cuddles up to Dave and then goes to sleep.
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Simon uses his bass clarinet to play 'Mary Had A Little Lamb' off-key. Little black musical notes fall out of the bass clarinet as he plays.
Alvin:(Applauding)"Hooray! Hooray! That was great, Simon. All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original."
Simon:"What? I didn't play any wrong notes."
Simon plays the song off-key again. Little black musical note symbols also fall off as he plays.
Alvin:"Yeah, see, you're playing it like this...(plays his harmonica as the bass clarinet with the note symbols coming out)...when ordinarily it goes like this...(plays the song on-key at B Major)I'm partial to doing it in the key of A-minor myself.(plays a jazzy song with higher notes. A music sheet appears as he plays. Simon somehow sees the music sheet. Music sheet disappears after finishing the song)Ah, nothing like a duet between brothers, eh, Simon?"
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Report Cards
I give Alvin the new video game he wanted.
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The Crow That Ate My Homework
When Miss Smith is taking Alvin out of the waterpark.
I run by.
Me:"Stop!"
I take Alvin off the leash.
Me:"You're free to go little guy."
Me:"Come on, go get on that waterslide!"
Alvin:"Oh I will!(Hugs me)Thank you! Thank you!"
Me:(Laughing at Alvin's enthusiasm)"You're welcome little buddy."
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Treasure Hunt
After Eleanor pins Alvin down and Brittany takes the treasure map he found.
I make Eleanor get off of Alvin, help Alvin off, and dust Alvin off.
Me:(Taking the treasure map from Brittany)"Oh, no, no. Don't try to weasel your way into this, girls.(Hands the treasure map to Alvin)This is Alvin's treasure map, fair and square."
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The New Kid
Alvin befriends a new student, but Theodore learns something about him.
Plot
After Alvin shows off a skateboarding trick for personal charity, Simon expresses his disapproval of Alvin's selfishness. To prove him wrong, Alvin decides to teach Emil, a new foreign student with limited English, how to be like him. To return the favor, Emil agrees to create a painting of Jenny for Alvin to give as a gift. In order to do so, he needs her school ID which he takes out of her purse at lunch. Theodore witnesses the theft and is upset. While Alvin shows Dave a horde of camera pictures of himself and Emil, Simon quickly pulls him away pleading for him to be quiet until there's more proof to avoid breaking Alvin's heart. Theodore attempts to see if Jenny has her wallet only to be embarrassed. Soon after Simon tells him to let it go, Theodore confronts Emil. Emil explains the situation to Alvin, who labels Theodore the school bully, and gives him advice on how to deal with his abuse. In the hall, the youngest chipmunk mistakenly overhears a phone call which leads to a computer search revealing there's an Emil wanted in three countries. Needing more proof, Theodore calls Emil "Bobby" (the criminal's real name) only for Emil to take it as an insult and Alvin to give him additional advice to bully his brother. Simon and Theo are frightened by the encounter so Simon calls the FBI. They are scared to death of Emil's surprise only for it to be a couple paintings. Following Emil going back to his country, to the disappointment of Alvin, the FBI arrive to confirm the identity of Emil.
My Epilogue
Simon and Theodore tell Dave the truth about Emil.
Dave takes care of things with the FBI.
Dave:"Thank you."
Dave closes the door and Dave, Simon, and Theodore look at each other and sigh.
They have to break the news to Alvin.
Even though it would break his heart and he'll be crushed.
Dave, Simon, and Theodore walk up to Alvin.
Dave:"Um, Alvin?"
Alvin looks up from his phone where he was looking at pictures of Emil.
Alvin stares at his family with his big pure innocent Alvin eyes.
Alvin:"Yeah?"
Simon:(Gulping at Alvin's pure innocent Alvin eyes then nervously scratches the back of his head)"We...um...have something to tell you. About...Emil."
Alvin's eyes widened, but he just nods.
Alvin:"Okay..."
Dave, Simon, and Theodore each tell Alvin the truth about Emil.
The scene cuts to a heartbroken crushed Alvin on the couch crying his eyes out and Dave has a hand around Simon, showing comforting eyes. Simon sits next to Dave with comforting eyes. Theodore sits next to Simon with comforting eyes.
Alvin:(Crying)"No! No! It can't be true! I-I thought he was my friend!"
Alvin sobs into Dave's shirt and Dave comforts Alvin by gently rubbing Alvin's back.
Dave:"Shh...It's okay Alvin."
Simon:"I'm so sorry, Alvin."
Theodore:"Bet you feel pretty stupid right now."
Dave:(To Theodore)"Okay, that's it, time out."
Theodore:"But I--"
Dave:(To Theodore; Pointing to the steps)"Go sit on the steps."
Theodore reluctantly goes over to the steps, stomping along the way. He sits down on the steps and puts his head in his hands, pouting.
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Alvin asks me if I wanna hear a joke.
Me:"A joke?(kneels down)Heck yeah! I'd love to hear a joke!"
Alvin starts the joke.
Me:"Uh-huh...Uh-huh...Yeah..."
Alvin finishes the joke and smiles.
Me:(Laughing)"Ha ha ha! Oh man, that is good! Little risque, but real good. Oh, you slay me buddy."
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Alvin And The Chipmunks
The Devil Wears Rodentia
Theodore:"They told me we were going to the candy store!"
Eleanor:"But this is candy, Theodore! Eye candy!"
Me:(Laughing)"Yeah, I had a feeling that was gonna go there. I had a feeling that's where that was going. I knew she was going to say that. I knew that was coming. It's too easy. Too easy."
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Alvin And The Chipmunks
You Troll
Jeanette says that she is getting hurt by trolls(The ones on the internet that say mean things about you)and that the trolls say that Jeanette isn't a good performer like her sisters and she's not as pretty or stylish as Brittany and that she can't sing and that she doesn't brush her hair, but she says she does. I wish Simon was the one talking to her and I wish he said to her, "Well, you and your sisters are all pretty. Especially you." Because Simon said in Secret Admirer about The Chipettes "They're all pretty. Oh, especially Jeanette." One of my favorite lines in the episode. One of my favorite episodes. Next to Saving Simon. There's a lot of good ones out there. If you have a favorite Alvin And The Chipmunks episode, feel free to comment it below.
Secret Admirer
Simon:"Oh, I don't know what his(Kevin's)Uncle Bruce looks like but they're(The Chipettes)all pretty. Oh, especially Jeanette."
Me:"I'll call Jeanette and tell her you said that."
Simon:"No! Don't call Jeanette!"
Me:"Too bad. I'm gonna call her right now. Hello? Jeanette?"
Simon:"No! Hang up! Hang up!"
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Simon is wearing his invisibility suit.
Alvin tries to find him.
Alvin:"Hello! Simon!"
Theodore comes by.
Theodore:"Hi Alvin!"
Alvin:"Theodore! Just the guy I wanted to see! Come here! Let me tell you a secret!"
Theodore:"Oh, okay."
Alvin:"Now, you can't tell anyone. Did you know Simon has a huge crush on Jeanette."
Simon:(Shy and nervous; Stammering and stuttering; Lying)"I-I-I-I do not!"
Alvin:"I knew it! Where are you?"
Simon:"You'll have to find me first!"
Alvin tries to find him.
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A Rose By Any Other Name
Venus would be interested in eating Jeanette instead of Theodore.
During the part where they retreat from Venus who has turned into an even bigger plant.
Simon:"Retreat!"
Simon, Alvin, Theodore, Eleanor, and Brittany turn around and run off. Jeanette turns around and tries to follow them but trips and falls.
Jeanette:"Oof!"
Jeanette's foot gets grabbed by one of Venus's vines and starts dragging her towards him! Jeanette clutches the grass with her hands and screams in panic and fear.
Jeanette:"Ahhhhhh!"
The others stop running, turn around, see that Venus has Jeanette and instantly become worried, especially Simon.
Simon:(Worried)"Jeanette! It's got Jeanette!"
Venus pulled a screaming Jeanette up in the air with his vine and started flailing her around.
Simon:(Firmly)"Venus! You put Jeanette down right now!"
Venus just roared.
Jeanette:"Simon! Help! Help me! Save me! Rescue me! Do something!"
Simon:"Don't worry Jeanette, I'll rescue you!"
While Simon was trying to get the positive headphones on Venus, Jeanette tried to calm down the plant.
Jeanette:"Who's a good plant? Who's the best plant? Who's the best plant in the whole world? You! You are the best plant!"
Venus tried to eat Jeanette but Jeanette held his mouth open.
Jeanette:"Noooooo!"
Suddenly, Simon, with a determined look on his face, jumped on Venus, and replaced the negative headphones with the positive headphones.
Positive Headphones Voice:"I am green. I am smart. And I'm strong."
When Venus calmed down, he gently set Jeanette down. When Simon came down, Jeanette ran up to him and hugged him.
Jeanette:"Oh! Thank you Simon! You saved me! You're my hero! How can I ever repay you?"
Jeanette gives Simon a small kiss on the lips turning Simon into a nervous, stuttering, blushing mess.
Venus grabs Jeanette instead of Theodore.
Jeanette:"Ahhhhhh!"
Simon:(Worried)"Jeanette!"
Jeanette:"Simon! Help! Help me!"
Simon:"Don't worry Jeanette! I'll save you!"
After Simon saves Jeanette and Venus becomes a calm and nice plant.
Jeanette:(Running up to Simon)"Oh! Thank you Simon! You saved me! You're my hero! How can I ever repay you?"
Jeanette gives Simon a kiss on the cheek turning Simon into a nervous, stuttering, blushing mess.
Jeanette starts to pepper Simon's face with kisses, leaving pink kissy marks everywhere. Simon sighed dreamily and felt his knees buckle but tried to stand up.
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Simon is daydreaming about saving the day as Munk Man.
It's nightime at the city and an evil clown villain is standing on the roof of a building with a dynamite bomb and Jeanette(in the outfit from Father Daughter Dance but without the corsage)is tied to a chair.
Evil Clown:"Muahahahaha! In just 50 seconds, this whole town will go kaboom!"
Simon:(As Munk Man; Offscreen)"Stop right there!(arrives on scene)Give up your evil ways, disable the bomb and free that girl!"
Clown:"Never!"
Simon defeats the clown and deactivates the bomb and frees Jeanette who jumps into his arms.
Jeanette:"Oh Munk Man! You're my hero! You've saved my life and the town! How can I ever thank you?"
Jeanette kisses Simon.
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Double Trouble
Simon is sleeping and dreaming
Simon's Dream
Simon has a dream where he invents a cloning machine to clone an apple as a test subject and it works but then Simon accidentally clones himself. Simon and his clone both scream. Simon and his clone go to The Chipettes's treehouse to see what they can do.
Clone Simon's eyes widened upon seeing Jeanette, taken by her beauty, falling in love with her at first sight.
Clone Simon steps closer to Jeanette.
Clone Simon:(To Jeanette)"Ohh la la! Gosh, you're beautiful."
Jeanette:(Flattered)(Shyly blushing)"Aw, thank you."
Simon:(Nervous tone; To his clone)"Don't say that!"
Clone Simon:"Why? It's true."
Eleanor:"Oooh, Simon likes Jeanette!"
Clone Simon is about to open his mouth to speak but Simon cuts him off by putting his hand over his mouth.
Simon:(Nervous)"Shut your mouth!"
Clone Simon removes Simon's hand from his mouth and walks up to Jeanette.
Clone Simon:(French accent)"What I say is true, mademoiselle. Even the most perfect gem cannot compare to your beauty."
Clone Simon takes Jeanette's hand and closes his eyes and kisses Jeanette's hand with a "Smerp!" he opens his eyes and winks at her.
Jeanette gasps, flattered.
In The Chipettes room
Jeanette:(Holding up two dresses; One is purple with blue stripes, and the other is blue with purple polka dots; Shy tone)"So, um, which one do you think is better. The stripes or the polka dots?"
Clone Simon:(Sitting on Jeanette's bed; Head on hands; Staring at Jeanette with a dreamy look on his face)"I don't know. You're so beautiful. I think they both look good."
Jeanette sits next to Clone Simon while holding out her phone.
Jeanette:"Selfie!"
When the picture is taken, Jeanette is smiling while Clone Simon takes Jeanette's hand, closes his eyes, and kisses Jeanette's hand with a "Smerp!"
Simon is sitting on his bed, on his phone, when he sees the picture he gasps.
Montage of The Chipettes and Clone Simon going out for the day. Simon follows them and spies on them. The Chipmunks song "Double Trouble" plays in the backround during the montage.
The Song
The Chipmunks:
Everything seems (everything seems)
To be going okay (okay, okay, okay)
Just another typical (every day)
Every day kinda day (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Wasn't looking for drama (no-way-oh)
'Cause I'm sick of that stuff (I'm sick of it, sick of it)
Then you came along (oh-oh-oh-oh)
And it shook us all up
Twice the feelings and twice the fun
Double trouble (yeah)
We're in double, double
Trouble, trouble (ahh)
We're in double trouble
Double trouble (yeah)
We're in double, double
Trouble, trouble (ooh, yeah)
We're in double trouble
During the montage, Clone Simon frequently flirts with Jeanette, beautifying her with words and complimenting her, speaking with a french accent, calling her mademoiselle, and kissing her hand. Jeanette is smitten and flattered.
At one point in the montage, Clone Simon picks a bouquet a flowers from a bush and gives them to Jeanette's who sniffs them and smiles. Clone Simon takes a rose and puts it in Jeanette's hair, causing her to smile.
At one point Clone Simon and Jeanette are sitting at a table and Clone Simon compliments Jeanette in a poetic way.
Clone Simon:(French accent)"Oh Jeanette, your eyes are like a night sky lit up with stars like diamonds. They're like a tanzanite gem. But even the most precious gem cannot compare to your beauty."
Clone Simon gently holds Jeanette's hand and warmly looks into her eyes.
Jeanette shyly blushes, flattered by Clone Simon's compliments.
Simon's clone falls in love with Jeanette. Also when Simon's clone tells Jeanette she is beautiful, Simon gets nervous and acts like he didn't want her to know. Jeanette shows affection for Simon's clone.
Simon:(On his bed on the phone with Kevin)(Stressed)"Kevin! You have to tell everyone at school that Jeanette and I are NOT dating!"
When The Chipettes bring Clone Simon back to Simon and start to leave.
Jeanette:(Still wearing the rose in her hair)"Okay, well, um, bye."
Jeanette starts to leave with her sisters but Clone Simon takes Jeanette's hand and begs her to stay.
Clone Simon:(French Accent)"No! Don't go mademoiselle!"
Simon runs over and holds Clone Simon back while Jeanette leaves with her sisters.
Clone Simon:(About Jeanette)"I need to see her!"
Simon decides to tie up Clone Simon in the basement until he figures something out.
Simon:"Look, you're gonna have to stay here until I figure something out."
Clone Simon:"Jeanette! Help!"
Simon:(Putting a finger to his lips)"Shhh! You'll see her in the morning."
Simon walks up the stairs, turns off the lights, closes the door, and leaves.
Clone Simon:(Thinking of Jeanette; Dreamy tone)"Oh, Jeanette..."
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Simon is sleeping and dreaming
Simon's Dream
Fairytale Setting
Jeanette is in a purple princess costume and is locked in a big castle.
Simon dressed as a knight in shining armor rides in on a white horse.
Jeanette:"Sir Simon! Help! The evil dragon has locked me in his castle+! Save me!"
Simon:"Don't worry, Princess Jeanette! I will save you!"
The dragon jumps in front of Simon and breathes fire but Simon blocks it with his shield. He takes out his sword and stabs the dragon in the heart with it, killing it.
Simon rushes to the castle.
Simon:"Princess Jeanette! Jump! I'll catch you!"
Jeanette jumps.
Jeanette:"Ahhh!"
Jeanette falls in Simon's arms.
Jeanette:"Oh Sir Simon! Thank you! You saved me! You're my hero! How can I ever repay you?"
Jeanette kisses Simon on the cheek.
When Simon is sleeping and dreaming, he looks so happy and is happily smiling.
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How I think Simon met Jeanette in the Alvin And The Chipmunks CGI Series.
At school in the hallway
Simon is walking and reading a blue book while Jeanette is walking towards him while reading a purple book.
As expected, they bump into each other and they, their books, and glasses fall down on the floor.
Simon and Jeanette:"Oof!"
Simon and Jeanette:"Sorry!"
Jeanette:"Are you okay?"
Simon heard a very soft and sweet and gentle voice ask him as he put on his glasses. The soft-spoken voice was like an angel's voice!
Simon:"Yeah, I'm okay, I'm...Whoa..."
When Simon put his glasses on, he saw the girl he bumped into put her glasses on, pick up her book and stand up. She was the prettiest girl Simon had ever seen. Her glasses were quite fetching with a pretty lilac purple. Her eyes were a Tanzanite color. Her lips were like a light pink rose. Simon suddenly became very nervous and started stuttering.
Simon:(Stuttering)"Are-are y-you o-o-okay?"
Jeanette:"Yeah, I'm fine."
Simon picks up his book and stands up.
Simon:(Realizing he hasn't introduced himself yet)"Oh! Uh...I-I-I'm S-Simon."
Simon extends a shaky hand out for the girl to shake and she shakes it.
Jeanette:"Nice to meet you, Simon! I'm Jeanette!"
Simon:(In his head)"Jeanette. What a lovely name."
Simon:"I-I-I'm so--so sorry for bumping into you."
Jeanette:"No(puts a hand on her chest)I'm so sorry for bumping into you. It's my fault. I should have looked where I was going."
Simon:(In his head)"She's so nice and sweet! Just like Theodore, actually!"
Jeanette:"I just get lost in my own brilliant thoughts."
Simon:(In his head)"Me too! She's smart too like me! And...and pretty. So pretty. Those purple eyes...those purple glasses...and her voice is very soft and gentle and sweet! It's like honey! And she's so nice and sweet! Ah, she's the full package. Alright, Simon. Try not to embarass yourself here, all right? Aw, nuts! What do I say now?! Oh! I know!"
Later during lunch Simon is walking in the courtyard when suddenly he heard a sweet, angel-like singing voice. It was the most beautiful singing voice he had ever heard in his life! Simon followed the sound and saw Jeanette singing under a tree with butterflies and birds gathered around her, enjoying her singing.
I'm the girl in the corner of the room
The one you never notice
Getting lost among the stars in the sky
Like a picture out of focus
I'm the sun in your eyes
Yet, you don't see me
I wear no disguise
But you don't see me
I'm a total surprise
And you don't see me
I'm so agonized
That you don't see me
You don't see me
Yeah you don't see me [x3]
Why, why, why?
Don't you open your eyes
to see me woah woah
I'm so hoping
that you see me
should I give you a sign
or just hope that
one day you realize
that I'm the sun in your eyes
Simon:"Whoa..." Simon said dreamily, even more lovestruck!
That night, Simon tried to work on his chemistry homework, but his mind was filled with thoughts of Jeanette, he couldn't concentrate.
So, the lovestruck chipmunk started doodling hearts on the paper and singing "I Wish I Could Speak French".
Simon thought of Jeanette without her glasses on, her hair down, hair hair blowing in the wind, her eyes closed, and is smiling. Simon sighed dreamily at the thought.
Then at the dinner table, Simon was daydreaming of Jeanette with a dreamy look on his face.
Alvin:(Snapping his fingers in front of Simon waking him out of his daydream)"Hello? Earth to Simon?"
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Last Day Of Summer
At the part where Alvin is by the waterfall but is too scared to jump and Dave finds him.
Dave:"Alvin!"
Alvin:"Dave! I'm down here!"
Dave sees Alvin stuck on the ledge.
Dave:"Don't move! Hang on! I'm coming to get you, little buddy!"
Alvin gets startled by a lighting flash.
Alvin:"Aaah!"
Alvin slips and falls but catches the ledge. But then his grip slips and he falls down on another ledge.
Dave climbs down on the ledge Alvin was previously on and looks down at Alvin who is on another ledge.
Dave:"Alvin, are you alright?"
Alvin:"Yeah, don't worry, Dave. I'm fine--"
Alvin gets cut off and screams when the ledge crumbles and Alvin lands in the water with a splash.
Dave:"ALVIN!"
Dave jumps in the water and swims down and grabs a motionless Alvin and resurfaces and gets to shore and finds Simon, Theodore, Eleanor, Jeanette, and Brittany with the Safety Ranger.
They all say Dave and Alvin's names in concern and ask if they are okay.
Dave:"I'm okay.(Sadly)But Alvin doesn't look okay."
The gang gathers in the tent as Dave gently lays Alvin down in the tent and gently wraps Alvin with Alvin's red blanket. Dave scoops up Alvin in his arms. Alvin coughs up some water and his eyes open. His light blue eyes, once wide eyed and sparkled with curiosity and wonder and with a playful mischievous twinkle, are now dull and glassy and teary and half-open.
Alvin:"Dave..." Alvin's voice was hoarse and weak, not hyper and chipper like usual.
Dave:"Alvin...you're going to be okay, you hear me?"
Simon:"Dave...he's having trouble breathing."
Brittany:"You may not have reached him in time..."
Dave:(Shaking his head)"Don't give up on me. Because the Alvin I know, is a fighter, not a quitter, so don't you quit on me now!"
Alvin:"I'm--(coughs)--o--(coughs)"
Alvin continues to burst into a coughing fit as the others steal worried glances around each other.
Dave checks Alvin's pulse, and frowns.
His hands are cold and his pulse is weak.
Alvin is gasping for breath.
Dave:"Come on Alvin, say something."
Nothing.
Dave:"Alvin, no, don't do this to us. We need you, little fella."
Still nothing.
Dave:"It's okay, fella.(gently strokes Alvin's cheek with his pinky finger)I'm here.(eyes well up with tears; teary voice)"I'm here."
Alvin:"I love you, dad." Alvin said with his last dying breath.
Alvin gives Dave a weak smile and dies in Dave's arms.
Everyone cries and grieves and mourns for Alvin.
The next day
Dave, Simon, Theodore, Eleanor, Jeanette, and Brittany are still pretty shaken up by Alvin's death. They're still mourning and grieving for him. In different ways.
Brittany sadly stared at a picture of Alvin and sadly sighed and later painted a picture of Alvin. Jeanette skateboarded since Alvin loved to skateboard. Eleanor baked Alvin's favorite pie. Blueberry pie. Simon and Theodore were in their room sitting on Alvin's bed and flipping through a photo album of them with Alvin.
Dave is in his room lying on his bed staring at Alvin's cap in his hands with tears in his eyes. His signature red cap that he loved so much and wore all the time.
Theodore comes in with a sandwich on a plate.
Theodore:(Tear stained cheeks; Cracking voice)"I(Sniffles)I brought you something to eat."
Dave:(Sadly)"No thanks."
Dave turned to the other side of the bed.
Dave, Simon, Theodore, Eleanor, Jeanette, and Brittany layed down on their respective beds and thought about the times they had with Alvin.
Dave thought about Alvin's wild weekend with him. He stared at the pictures of the selfies Alvin took while smiling sadly. Alvin was smiling while Dave was terrified. Dave sadly chuckled at the memory. He come across the one where they were at the carnival. He and Dave were both smiling while holding an Alvin plush Dave won. Tears formed in Dave's eyes and a tear rolled down his cheek and landed on the picture.
Simon thought about the time Alvin became his superhero sidekick.
Theodore thought about the time Alvin saved him from the sleepover fiasco.
Eleanor thought about the time they and the others worked together in the soccer game.
Jeanette thought about the time she went to Alvin for confidence lessons.
Brittany thought about the time where she and Alvin learned they are mystic mates.
Simon:"Dave, I really miss Alvin, even though he was annoying, messing with my inventions, and bugging me to help him."
Dave:"Simon, Alvin asked for your help because you were his older brother. He looked up to you. He saw you as a role model. He was amazed and fascinated by your inventions. You know, I think that deep down, maybe Alvin wanted to be just like you."
Simon:"Wow...I never even thought of it that way. You know, Alvin always drove me crazy, but sometimes he amused me and made me laugh. Like that time where he said that the only reason he didn't want to listen to Theodore's song, was because the only rap Theodore liked, was a candy wrapper." Simon said the last few words chuckling.
Dave:(Sternly)"That's still not funny."
Simon:"It is a little funny."
Dave:"Yeah, he drove me crazy too. But his mischief was just playful."
Theodore:(Sadly)"I always thought Alvin's schemes were adventures. Like that time he told me that he could turn trash into candy with his mind."
Simon:(Rolling his eyes)"Please don't remind me."
Dave:"Simon..." Dave said in a warning tone, letting Simon know he was being a little insensitive.
Dave:"Wait, back up. Theodore, Alvin told you that he could turn trash into candy with his mind?"
Theodore:"Yeah!"
Dave chuckled.
Dave:"That's kinda funny. That explains why my candy bars went missing."
Theodore:"Yeah, Alvin told me the truth after I told Miss Smith about Alvin's secret power. But I forgave him."
Simon:"You know, I'll never forget the time where Alvin helped me get on the school newspaper."
Dave:"Yeah, and I'll never forget the times where he tried to give me a Hawaii vacation and tried to recreate the toothpick plane I made as a kid."
That night, Simon and Theodore couldn't sleep. They stared at Alvin's empty bed, missing the quiet bumblebee humming of Alvin's snores. Remembering how he put his cap on the bed post before he went to bed.
Theodore:"Wait, I have an idea."
Theodore got out of bed, went out of the room, came back with an Alvin plush doll, and put it under Alvin's covers, laying the doll's head on the pillow.
Theodore:(Sadly)"So it feels like he's still with us." Theodore sadly explained.
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Alvin And The Chipmunks
Alvin runs away due to his middle child syndrome.
Dave:"Alvin, I wanted to apologize--(sees Alvin's bed is empty)Alvin?!(Dave sees that on the bed is a note written in Alvin's messy handwriting in red. Dave picks it up, and reads it)'Dear guys, I ran away from home. Please don't look for me in the forest cause I'm not there.-Alvin.' Oh no, Alvin..."
Dave goes to look for Alvin in the forest.
Dave:"Alvin! Where are you? Just give me an "Okay!" if you can hear me?"
Dave:"Alvin!(Whips out a chocolate chip cookie and waves it)I've got a cookie for ya!(Puts the cookie away)Where are you, little fella?"
Dave:"Alvin? Alvin! Can you hear me, fella?"
Dave finds him and reunites with him but they get cornered by a wolf.
Dave picks up a big stick and waves it at the wolf.
Dave:(To the wolf)"Back! Get back!(To Alvin)Stay close, little fella.(Alvin whimpers as he hides behind Dave's leg)I've got you."
Suddenly a whole pack of wolves come in!
Dave:"There's too many of them, little guy!"
Dave:"Do not leave that spot, no matter what, do you hear me?"
Suddenly a wolf slashes it claws across Alvin's face!
Dave, horrified, sees this.
Dave:(Angrily to the wolf about Alvin)"Get away from him!"
Dave gives the wolf that attacked Alvin a smart smack on the nose with the stick which made it retreat. Dave kneeled down and inspected Alvin who was shaking in fear.
Dave:(Seeing the bloody claw marks on Alvin's face)"Oh no. He got you."
Unbeknownst to Dave, a wolf was coming up behind him!
Alvin's eyes widened.
Alvin:"Dave, look out!"
Before Dave could react, Alvin jumped in front of the wolf.
Dave:"Alvin, no!"
But it was too late. The wolf slashed it's claws across Alvin's chest making the young chipmunk collapse to the ground.
Dave:"ALVIN! NO!"
Dave angrily screams and uses the stick to beat up the wolf that attacked Alvin. It made that wolf and the others reatreat.
Dave hyperventilated, dropped the stick, and rushed to his son's aide.
Dave:"Alvin!"
Dave frowned at the big bloody gash on Alvin's chest. Alvin began to cough up blood. His was barely breathing. Dave checked Alvin's pulse and frowned. It was barely there.
Dave:"Alvin...you...saved me."
Alvin:"I...love...you...dad..." Alvin said with his last dying breath and his eyes closed for the final time.
Dave:"Alvin? Alvin?! No! Why?!"
By this time rain had started to pour heavily. Dave screamed up at the thundering sky.
When Dave got home, Simon, Theodore, Eleanor, Jeanette, and Brittany were in the hallway.
Simon:"Dave! Where's Alvin?!"
Dave:"Um...Guys...I have some...Bad news..."
Dave said as he held out Alvin's beloved red cap that he loved so much. This made the five chipmunks gasp and burst into tears immediately.
The 5 chipmunks each experience their grief for Alvin differently.
Brittany: Anger: Brittany is angry at herself for not revealing her feelings for Alvin. Brittany punches and screams into her pillows.
Simon and Eleanor: Depression: Simon and Eleanor each sit on their beds sulking. They refuse to do their favorite hobbies like science experiments and soccer.
Theodore and Jeanette: Denial: Theodore and Jeanette say that Alvin is still lost and desperately try to find them, yelling his name up and down the street.