UNDERTAKER: Alright! Y'all had y'all fun playing Americas Most Wanted last night. So don't y'all start that unseasoned frenzy bullshit here today at my birthday brunch. Don't do it. So I made my birthday brunch announcement about a month ago and I specifically told everybody to wear black. This is a Deadman's theme. Now it just so happens that I DON'T see everybody with black on, so ima start off with Jeffrey doodle. What's going on? Why you ain't got no black on-
JEFF: Um I have on a grain jacket with a lil bit of BLACK and a lil bit of gray
UNDERTAKER: That is some lil lies that you have on my soul that is a gray jacket okay? You not slick. Ion do half behind black fits. I want BLACK
JEFF: *On his phone knowing he don't got no service in the building*......Ok Markeisha.....got it
UNDERTAKER: No don't get smart with me now when you always been a stupid lil boy around me. Aye I see yo brother passed the vibe check.....he's wearing black
Matt arrives and sits beside Jeff.
UNDERTAKER: You late
MATT: Oh.....well maybe next time
UNDERTAKER: You ain't tell me Happy Birthday last night tho?
MATT: *sighs* Happy Belated 85th Birthday Mark
UNDERTAKER: Even at the age of 85 I would still be able to close that casket on dat ass straight up......Thank You to your ex Lita for wearing Black
LITA: I got you! You know it was easiest thing to do...these motherfuckers act like majority of their wrestling wardrobe wasn't black
MATT & JEFF: *smacks their teeth* ????????
UNDERTAKER: That psych ward and Catholic
over there got on black......
KURT: Little Bill here got on black.....
BOBBY: Caillou.....please shut the fuck up and leave me alone
UNDERTAKER: Kurt that damn Nike check sure is distracting me bitch.....I said Black ONLY
KURT: WELL DAYUM TAKER YOU'RE A BIG TOUGH GUY, WHY DON'T YOU RIP IT OFF ME??
UNDERTAKER: Well shit Kurt why ya didn't get your troubled ass lil girl to rip it off before you got here?...shit she look like she been in the game way longer than you...oH iT's TrUE iT's dAmN TrUE
BOBBY: Maybe she's been in the game cause her ass barely goes to school
KURT: She's homeschooled for 45 minutes a week..go play in traffic
UNDERTAKER: AND OUT OF ALL PEOPLE! MY BESTIE, MY PARTNER AND CRIME! YOUSE THE MAIN ONE IN HERE THAT AINT WEARING BLACK LIKE THAT! Glenn what the hell is wrong?
KANE: Mark, i'm a mayor and right now you harassing me on my lunch break...After this, it's back to business....
I'm not like you kicking 60 walking around here with that horse tail dangling from ya scalp and still wrestling tryna catch up on rent,
I'm not having to rely on wrestling to feed that five headed ass wife and kids of yours okay? That's what's wrong.......