August 16, 2004 | Monday Night RAW
(2 years after the Incident)
Backstage,
RANDY: *to himself* Y'all don't know bout this shit right here.... *reads off his belt*...Randy Orton...well I'll be damned..done fucking shot a nigga in his fucking back and done became not only the the realest, most dangerous...but the youngest World Heavyweight Champion in history?....lord...too funny
EDGE: Hey!... *puts his hand on his shoulder* Congratulations
RANDY: Thanks brutha
EDGE: Get out there...follow the script...don't be slick
RANDY: Hey-
EDGE: *With his hands up backing up* I'm just saying...just saying.....
RANDY: Hey!...*starts chewing his invincible gum* ......Not gone make too many promises with ya boss! *pats his back*
EDGE: Well you got lucky after taking over Bookah
RANDY: Lucky don't got anything to do with it...Get it through your head....I saved that lil girl! I did The lord's work
EDGE: Exactly!
RANDY: Okay so since when did the word Lucky come cross your vocabulary??
Randy starts walk towards the stage.
EDGE: Just....Just don't piss me off
The Production informed Randy that they were getting ready to start up his theme song before making his entrance.
Burn In My Light starts to play,
RANDY: Man dis song mid as fuck..sick of it...NOW HOLD ON! HOLD ON! THIS MY MOTHERFUCKING WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION CELEBRATION! DROP DAT NEW LUDA SHIT!...dis dat real shit. Dis dat gang gang shit bruh
Get Back by Ludacris starts to play
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentleman please Welcome-
RANDY: *adjusting his belt on his shoulder*
ANNOUNCER: THE NEW. WORLD. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. RAAANDYY ORTOOON!!!!
Randy walks out as the crowd go crazy.
RANDY: *thinking about going off-script*
Seconds later, he slid in the ring.
"JUSTICE FOR BOOKER T," a fan shouted out behind him.
RANDY: *to himself* And justice to the clothing line company that lended me this suit for a trial that I never even gone to....
"MURDERER," another fam shouted through the cheers.
RANDY: DEADBEAT KILLA KILLA! Pow Pow Boaw Ba!
Crowd still goes wild.
RANDY: *gets his happy ass on the rope* SAY MY NAME LOUDER! RANDY'S THE CHAMP! LOUDER!! *jumps off*......I'll BUSS y'all broke asses with this belt if y'all don't.
Once the song began to simmer down, more boos from the crowd started to overpower the cheers.
"LOCK ORTON UP,"
"NEPTO BITCH ASS FUCK"
"I'LL BEAT YO ASS UP RANDY,"
Randy gets on the mic.
RANDY: It's the niggas outta town that be woofin talking bout they gone beat my ass.....well how bout you come kiss it
Crowd ouus and boos.
"YOU DIRTY BITCH"
RANDY: Motherfuck?....YALL FROM IDAHO! HOME OF THE BITCHES WHO DON'T BATHE NOR BRUSH! YALL STAY HAVING MY NAME IN YALL MOTHERFUCKING MOUTHS MORE THAN MOUTHWASH! BUT I'M THE DIRTY BITCH?.....
Crowd boos.
RANDY: AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT PEOPLE? YALL HATE ME SO BAD BUT OBVIOUSLY I'M THAT IMPORTANT IF EVERYTIME I SAY SOME SHIT ON THIS BITCH YALL INBREDS GET QUIET!
Crowd boos.
RANDY: YALL KNEW MY CELEBRATION WAS TODAY! YALL KNEW IT WAS FINNA CRACK HARDER LIKE YALL SNORT IT AND YALL STILL HAD THE AUDACITY....TO SPEND THAT TICKET AND $30 WORTH OF PARKING....WHICH IS LOCATED ABOUT 9 MINUTES AWAY FROM THIS STADIUM, JUST TO COME SEE ME? WHAT KIND OF FUNKY SHIT IS THAT??
Crowd boos.
RANDY: Now all y'all know I'm the baddest motherfucker of the whole WWE roster...but damn HOW YALL LET ME SNAG THIS BELT OFF OF CHRIS BENOIT'S HAIRY BOOTY? ESPECIALLY AFTER I DONE GOT YALL BOO MARK HENRY FIRED AND REAL SHIT... AFTER I DONE FUCKING SHOT SOMEBODY UP IN THEY FUCKING SPINE!...No house arrest..not even probation? Community service though? Y'all just let me walk around this hoe free
Crowd boos.
RANDY: Now y'all can sit there and say oooooh if it wasn't for your father Cow Boy Bob Orton for putting you on, you wouldn't be standing here speaking facts right now...got damn it nigga you think I ain't work hard for this SHIT? IT HASN'T BEEN 5! NO NO NO IT HASNT BEEN 4, I BEEN IN THIS COMPANY FOR 2 FUCKING YEARS, WWE KNEW I COMMITTED A DISASTROUS CRIME AND ALL YALL STILL LET ME HAVE THIS BELT..?
Crowd boos.
RANDY: It's SCARY OUT HERE! It is scary out here in these streets people.
Crowd starts to chant You suck!
YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
RANDY: Okay???....I suck Victory!...
Crowd gets silent
RANDY: At this point....Man bump the DDT & The RKO...I bet you if I line every last one of you bitches up and blow each and every one of y'all's head off..I'd still walk around here free as unpaid gigs.
"ROT YOU SON OF A BITCH"
RANDY: I bet you if I gunned y'all down in the middle of the fucking desert..I won't break not one fucking SWEAT!!....
Crowd gasps and boos
RANDY: You ain't gone bring no flowers home to your wives when I bury you niggas in the dirt....
"KILLER CLOWN"
"FUCK YOU"
"SHUT UP"
RANDY: Yeah well THE RANDY ORTON ERA...HAS JUST BEGUN PEOPLE! Now I'm finna go celebrate my night at KFC bitch..don't let me catch you on the street slippin...or...ima make sure you don't reach it back home to your children.......
EDGE: *Backstage*
RANDY: FACE YOUR EYES ON THE NEW. YOUNGEST. WWE WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT. CHAMPION! *drops the mic*
Meanwhile in Vince McMahon's office,
VINCE: Easy there gworls......while you two bottoms get active in here, I'm finna go mess with Linda's horsedick and try some grape jelly on it.
See ya!
EDGE: Now why you so damn hardheaded?
RANDY: Cause I'm Randy Orton.....