Annoying Dazai x Cold reader
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𝐼𝑓 𝑤𝑒 𝑎𝑠𝑘 𝑦/𝑛, 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖'𝑠 𝑎𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑦 𝑗𝑜𝑏. 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑐𝑜-𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑟? 𝐻𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑛 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡ℎ. 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟. 𝑊𝑒𝑙𝑙, 𝑦/𝑛 𝑖𝑠𝑛'𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟... 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒚𝒆𝒕... 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓.
"Y/n-chan!" 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖'𝑠 𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑒𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑡𝑦 𝐴𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑦 𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚. 𝐻𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒.
𝑌/𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑘, 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑠.𝑌/𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠.
"Y/nnnnnnnnnn-channnnnnnn!" 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑢𝑔 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑏𝑒ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑑. 𝐴𝑠 𝑢𝑧𝑢𝑎𝑙, 𝑦/𝑛 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚, 𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑓 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠𝑛'𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒.
"Y/n-chan!Don't ignore me! My heart can't resist! My sensitive little heart will break into a billion pieces!" 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦.𝑌/𝑛 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔. 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑟.
𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟, ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦. 𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑒𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑙, ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑠.𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑚𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑒𝑟. 𝑌/𝑛 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤.
𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑝𝑠, 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑠𝑜 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒...𝑏𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑓 ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟.
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒, 𝑖𝑓 𝐴𝑡𝑠𝑢𝑠ℎ𝑖 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚, ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡!
𝐻𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝑦/𝑛...𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑑 , 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑠 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑡.
𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑎 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑜 𝑐𝑟𝑢𝑒𝑙?
𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦.
"Y/n! Can you pay attention to me instead to that boring paper?? I'm more cute than them!" 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑝𝑜𝑢𝑡.
"No" 𝑦/𝑛 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑.
"Buttt!" 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑝𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒. 𝐻𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛'𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑛𝑎𝑔 𝑦/𝑛, 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝐾𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑎 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠 𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑎𝑧𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑑𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡, ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑦𝑛, 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘.
𝑆𝑜, 𝐾𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 (ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑔𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚) 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝐴𝑡𝑠𝑢𝑠ℎ𝑖 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛.
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"The sky in the evening...Such an elusive beauty,but yet,its presence is impossible to ignore.The orange and purple hues of the sky as the sun slowly sinks beneath the horizon,painting the clouds in an ever-changing kaleidoscope of colors.A moment of serenity and calm settles over the land.." y/n was deep in her thoughts.She has finished her work dor today and is going home.
"Y/N! I'm here,ya know?!" Dazai yells in her ear.She flinches and puts her hand to her ear."Dazai..." she sighs "that wasn't polite of you"
Dazai make puppy eyes "Sorry..but you ignore me!"
Y/n sighs and roll her eyes.
"so you're free now??" 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑎𝑠𝑘 𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦, ℎ𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦/𝑛 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠.
"Yes" 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑦, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛.
𝑌/𝑛 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑, 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 '𝑌𝑜𝑘𝑜ℎ𝑎𝑚𝑎 𝐵𝑎𝑦 𝐵𝑟𝑖𝑑𝑔𝑒'. 𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑎𝑧𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑜𝑛 𝑎 𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒.
𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝𝑠 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑓𝑒𝑤 𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑝𝑠 𝑎ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑,𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟.
"Why did y-... " ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑠 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑠 𝑦/𝑛 𝑑𝑟𝑜𝑝 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑎𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑗𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑜𝑓𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑑𝑔𝑒,𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟, 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑.
𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜...𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑑𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟.
𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑠 𝑢𝑝 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑎𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑒.
𝑌/𝑛 𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟, 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑡. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠.𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑙𝑑. 𝑆ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔, 𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑘 ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑟, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑢𝑝𝑖𝑙𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡-𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑑.
𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑜𝑓𝑓 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑦 𝑝𝑢𝑡𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙, 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑑.
..𝑏𝑢𝑡...𝑜ℎ 𝑚𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑑!..ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑎 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑦/𝑛.𝐻𝑒𝑟 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑡, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦..
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 "thank you.. thank you s-o much..."
𝑌/𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙'𝑠 𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑙.
"And you are?" 𝑦/𝑛 𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖'𝑠 𝑗𝑎𝑤 𝑑𝑟𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑. 𝑆𝐻𝐸 𝑁𝐸𝑉𝐸𝑅 𝑇𝐴𝐿𝐾𝐸𝐷 𝑇𝑂 𝐻𝐼𝑀 𝐿𝐼𝐾𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐴𝑇!
"..Dakota" 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑙𝑦.
"So,Dakota, how did you end up drowning here? And where are your parents?"
"I was running after a butterfly, near the water, when i tried to catch it with my hands, i fell" 𝐷𝑎𝑘𝑜𝑡𝑎 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒 "and my parents..the last time i saw my mom, was about twenty minutes ago...she went into a flower shop and told me to wait for her outside...but, then, i saw the butterfly and I followed it." 𝐷𝑎𝑘𝑜𝑡𝑎 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑, 𝑎 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓.
"I see..." y/n sighs and thinks a little "don't worry, we'll take you to the police station,the police will know how to find your mother."
"No, y/n-chan" 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑗𝑜𝑖𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛. "I'll do it myself. You're wet.. and I know you have weak immunity, please go home.I'm going to take Dakota to the police station by myself." 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑠,𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠.
𝑌/𝑛 𝑛𝑜𝑑𝑠, 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠, 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛'𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑜𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑛.
𝑌/𝑛 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑎𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑠, 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐷𝑎𝑘𝑜𝑡𝑎 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛.
𝐴𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎 𝑓𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑠, 𝐷𝑎𝑘𝑜𝑡𝑎 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑠. "Was she your girlfriend?" 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑝𝑢𝑝𝑖𝑙𝑠 𝑎𝑠𝑘.
𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑘𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑛 "yes...i mean, no!.. but it wouldn't be bad"
𝐷𝑎𝑘𝑜𝑡𝑎 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑟𝑘𝑠 "so you love the pretty lady!"
𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑠𝑖𝑔ℎ "..Yeah.. "
"Does she love you back?" 𝐷𝑎𝑘𝑜𝑡𝑎 𝑎𝑠𝑘
"no..i don't think that she does" 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑙𝑦
"Do you think Cupid can help you?" 𝐷𝑎𝑘𝑜𝑡𝑎 𝑎𝑠𝑘
"Cupid?" 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑐ℎ𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑒𝑠, ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑜𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑. "Yeah,yeah.I await for his overwhelming arrow" 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑓 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑡.
𝐷𝑎𝑘𝑜𝑡𝑎 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑠 "if you really love her, Cupid will help you!"
𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑒𝑥𝑐𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡.
𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑎𝑡 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛. 𝑂𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑎𝑦.
𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑠 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒.𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤?
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑓 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑢𝑖𝑙𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑔𝑖𝑔𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔. 𝐷𝑎𝑘𝑜𝑡𝑎 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠.
𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒...𝑖𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜!
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𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐴𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑦'𝑠 𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡.
𝑌/𝑛 𝑠𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑢𝑏𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑.𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑑??
𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚, 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖.
"That can't be a ability, can it?" 𝐴𝑡𝑠𝑢𝑠ℎ𝑖 𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑒𝑑.
𝐾𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑎 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑 "Dazai's ability cancels any other ability"
𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑅𝑎𝑛𝑝𝑜, 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑘, 𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑠𝑛𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑠 "Don't look at me like that" 𝑅𝑎𝑛𝑝𝑜 𝑝𝑢𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑔𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑠
"I 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ, 𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑎 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦, 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑠? 𝑀𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑖𝑐?"
𝑅𝑎𝑛𝑝𝑜 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑠 "But it's one thing I can say for sure.In no time, Dazai will lose his 'adult thinking' .He'll act and behave like a child, he'll just be a defenseless child"
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐴𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑦, ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑢𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛. 𝑈𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑙, 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒'𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑖𝑚.
𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑠 𝑦/𝑛.𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑐𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑔.
"We all know who that person will be"
𝐾𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑎 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦/𝑛 𝑠𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑠
"Fine, i'll do it" 𝑦/𝑛 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑.
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"I'm only naughty because i'm all yours"