Minecraft Story Mode
For those of you who played Minecraft Story Mode and are upset by Reuben's death, I'm upset too. I understand. When I see YouTubers play Minecraft story mode, they get upset by Reuben's death too. Everyone loves him. And why shouldn't they? After all, he's Reuben. After all, everyone loves Reuben, right? But! But...Would you and the YouTubers rather Jesse died instead of Reuben? And here's the catch...
Jesse doesn't respawn.
He or She dies for good just like Magnus or Ellegaard did.
Example
After the Witherstorm battle, Reuben hits the water and survives but Jesse hits the ground and takes fall damage and dies.
Here, let me write that.
After Jesse destroys the Command Block, The Witherstorm grabs Jesse's legs with it's teeth and shakes her around. She screams in panic. I force Jesse to hold on.
Me:(Horrified)"Jesse! Hold on, Jess!"
The Witherstorm releases Jesse and she screams as she falls down the pit to her death.
Me:(Horrified)"JESSE! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
When The Witherstorm is dead.
Me:(Worried; "Where's Jesse?!")"Jesse! Where's Jesse?!"
Lukas:(Worried; "Where's Jesse?!")"Jesse! Where's Jesse?!"
Jesse's whimpering in pain is heard nearby.
Olivia:"Wait, do you guys hear something?"
Axel:"Yeah..."
Petra:"It kinda sounds like..."
Jesse is on the rock ground curled up into a ball whimpering in pain.
Lukas:(Horrified)"Jesse!"
Reuben squeals in alarm and the gang rushes to Jesse, who doesn't look so good.
Petra:(Gasps)
Olivia:"Oh no..."
Axel:"No..."
Lukas:"Why..."
Lukas kneels down next to Jesse.
Lukas:(You're a hero, Jesse)"You're a hero! You know that? You just saved the world!"
Jesse nods then winces in pain and whimpers in pain.
Lukas:"Come on, Jesse, say something."
Jesse:"I'm sorry, Lukas. I have to go."
Lukas:(Jesse, I need you.)"Jesse, don't do this to me.(eyes close then sniffles then opens eyes)I...I need you, Jess."
Jesse:"It's okay, Lukas."
Lukas:"No, it's not okay!"
Jesse:"Lukas, I have no regrets. You gave me something people search for their whole lives."
Lukas:(Crying)"But I can't exist in a world without you! I'm sorry I didn't say it before. I love you, Jesse."
Using her remaining strength, Jesse kisses Lukas.
Jesse:"I love you too, Lukas." Jesse says with her last dying breath.
Jesse disappears in a puff of smoke and her inventory is left behind. Empty Potion Bottle, Bow, Flint And Steel, Enchanted Diamond Sword, and Dragonsbane Armor. Sad music plays.
Jesse will be remembered...
Me:(In shock and disbelief)"Jesse? Jesse?! Her armor, her inventory, everywhere! One minute, she's alive, the next, gone! Poof!"
Lukas picks up Jesse's enchanted diamond sword and cries. Petra, Olivia, Axel, and Reuben cry as well as they all grieve and mourn for Jesse. A crowd gathers around Jesse's gang.
The Next Day
Lukas is outside, sitting under a tree, crying and mourning and grieving for Jesse.
Lukas thinks about the moments they've spent together...
Lukas thinks about all of the things Jesse said.
Jesse:"Thank you so much for all the help. I--I know we haven't always gotten along the best in the past, but you've been so great."
Flashback
Building Competition
Lukas:"No hard feelings guys. If you're cool with Petra, you're cool with us."
Jesse:"May the best team win."
Lukas:"Careful what you wish for."
Endercon
Jesse walks up to Lukas to talk to him.
Jesse:"Sup."
Lukas:"Sup."
Jesse:"Nothin, sup with you?"
Lukas:"Nothin, sup with you?"
Jesse:"I just said, nothin."
One week later
Lukas built a memorial for Jesse a week after her death. The Memorial is located near the Order Hall, which is located in Beacontown. It was first surrounded by Endercon stalls but is now somewhere in the center of the city square.
Jesse's memorial consists of a structure with a banner of Jesse's head. Below it is an item frame with Jesse's name. The structure is mostly made out of Quartz and Polished Diorite blocks.
It was a cross shaped mausoleum made from; Polished Diorite, Polish Andesite and Quartz, standing on a platform made from the same materials and flowers had been planted around it. The sides were open which allowed you to see a Quartz centeral column with ledges around the bottom. A tiered canopy ran around the top and formed a roof which the Quartz column burst through and held it's own smaller canopy where a fire burned, it had to be burning due to netherack which meant that it would burn forever. The face on the banners and the name on the plaques that were on all sides; Jesse.
In front of the memorial there are some bricks in the ground. Carved into them are some of Jesse's best quotes.
"A bow? In a cannon fight? Axel, there are all sorts of cliched lines about this!"
"Flying pig jokes are totally played out."
"Don't touch my pig!"
"All pigs but Reuben shut up!"
"Can you throw up, like, inside your body?"
"But if that's the case, it means we win at being losers!"
"He's my wingman. People always wanna talk to the girl with the pig."
"I'd have to go with the giant chickens. Not because I want to, or because it would be easy. But because they would be an abomination. Like I said, an abomination."
"Well, Ghasts are officially crossed off on my to see list. Done with Ghasts. Never need to see them--Ah, crap..."
"I never wanted to be a hero, but I'm willing to do the heroic thing."
"Well, maybe that is a lot of pressure for a person and a pig. But we'll have to find a way."
"If we stick together, we can do anything. Even something that feels impossible. Then we stick together extra hard."
"We can't just mope. We gotta keep our spirits high."
"We just gotta keep on truckin' till we get to Soren."
"Well, the cavalry has arrived!"
"Get away from my pig!"
"No problemo."
"Tedious? Maybe. Impossible? No way."
"No man left behind." That's my motto."
On top of all of the bricks there's an brick bigger than the other bricks. Carved into the big brick it reads:
Jessica Taber(My full name for Female Jesse)
Our Hero
Slayer Of The Witherstorm
The Wither Slayer
Reuben, Axel, Olivia, Petra, Lukas, and The Order Of The Stone are standing in front of the memorial with tears in their eyes as they grieve and mourn and pay their respects to Jesse.
Lukas gives the speech.
Lukas:"Thank you! Thank you, everyone! I know you think we're all up here because we saved the world or something. But the truth is, we didn't do it alone. Far from it."
Lukas:"You see, we also had Jesse."
Lukas gestures to Jesse's memorial and the crowd turns to look at it.
Petra, Olivia, Axel, and Reuben hang their heads sadly.
Lukas:(She saved all of us)"We could never had done this without her. She gave us advice...
Flashback
Jesse:"If we stick together, we can do anything. Even something that feels impossible."
End Of Flashback
Lukas:"Picked us up when we were down...
Flashback
Jesse:"We can't just mope, we gotta keep our spirits high."
End Of Flashback
Lukas:"And in the end, she saved every one of us."
Flashback
Jesse destroys the Command Block.
End Of Flashback
Lukas:"I'll really miss that amazing girl."
Petra:"We all will."
Or...
Lukas:(She was our best friend)"She may have seemed like just a girl...but she was our best friend. A great leader. I'll really miss that amazing girl."
Petra:"We all will."
Or...
Lukas:(...)
Lukas starts getting emotional.
Axel:"I've got something in my...both my eyes..."
Petra:"It's okay, Lukas. Just keep going."
Or...
Lukas:"But when all was said and done...you know what REALLY mattered?"
Petra:"Our hero, Jessica Taber."
Olivia:"She may have seemed like just a girl with a pig to most people...but she was so much more."
Axel:"And at the end of the day, she saved us all."
Lukas, Petra, Olivia, and Axel:"FOR JESSE!!!"
The crowd starts cheering.
Jesse will be remembered...
A week later, they have a memorial service for Jesse.
Everyone is wearing fancy black clothes.
On the stage is a screen with Jesse smiling. On the stage there is also a picture of Jesse showing her red lipstick. Surrounding the stage are daises. Jesse's favorite flower.
Lukas is on the stage.
Lukas:(Sadly)"Everyone...What does it mean to lose someone you're close to? It means...You've lost someone that you're close to. Jesse will be missed."
Petra would like to say some words.
Lukas:"Be strong."
Petra nods.
Petra:"Thanks, Lukas. I've never spoken at a memorial service before, so, uh, why don't we all just, sing! Yeah! Here's a fun song to sing when people die, just jump in if you know it. Ahem.(Singing)Amazing grace..."
Petra, Lukas, Olivia, Axel, and everyone else:(Singing)"How sweet the sound that saved..."
Reuben sings by oinking, grunting, and squealing.
Me:"Are you kidding me?! Petra's making sad people sing!
After the song is done.
Olivia:"And now, here is a montage of Jesse's best moments."
The screen plays a montage of Jesse's best moments.
The Dirt Hut Scene
Jesse offers her cookie to Lukas.
Jesse:"Take it, Lukas."
Lukas:"Oh, no, I can't do that."
Jesse:"I insist."
Lukas:"Okay.(Takes the cookie)Thanks, Jesse."
Wool World
Jesse:"If we stick together, we can do anything. Even something that feels impossible."
Lukas:"It just feels EXTRA impossible now."
Jesse:"Then we stick together EXTRA hard."
The Witch's Hut Scene
Jesse:(Pointing to the cake)"Look! An entire cake!(hands clasped together)That's--that's enough to feed everyone!"
When the montage is done.
Axel:"We'll never forget you, Jesse."
Everyone holds a dance in Jesse's honor.
The songs that play:
Magic In My Bones
Gimme, gimme, gimme some time to think
I'm in the bathroom, looking at me
Face in the mirror is all I need (ooh)
Wait until the reaper takes my life
Never gonna get me out alive
I will live a thousand million lives (ooh)My patience is waning
Is this entertaining?
Our patience is waning
Is this entertaining?I-I-I got this feeling, yeah, you know
Where I'm losing all control
'Cause there's magic in my bones
I-I-I got this feeling in my soul
Go ahead and throw your stones
'Cause there's magic in my bonesPlaying with a stick of dynamite
There was never gray in black and white
There was never wrong 'til there was right (ooh, oh)
Feeling like a boulder hurtling
Seeing all the vultures circling
Burning in the flames I'm working in
Turning in a bed that's darkeningMy patience is waning
Is this entertaining?
Our patience is waning
Is this entertaining?I-I-I got this feeling, yeah, you know
Where I'm losing all control
'Cause there's magic in my bones (in my bones)
I-I-I got this feeling in my soul
Go ahead and throw your stones
'Cause there's magic in my bones'Cause there's magic in my bonesLook in the mirror of my mind
Turning the pages of my life
Walking the path so many paced a million times
Drown out the voices in the air
Leaving the ones that never cared
Picking the pieces up and building to the skyMy patience is waning
Is this entertaining?
My patience is waning
Is this entertaining?I-I-I got this feeling, yeah, you know
Where I'm losing all control
'Cause there's magic in my bones (magic in my bones)
I-I-I got this feeling in my soul (soul)
Go ahead and throw your stones
'Cause there's magic inThere goes my mind (I-I-I)
Don't mind
There goes my mind (there it goes, there it goes)
There goes my mind (I-I-I)
Don't mind (there it goes)
There goes my mind
'Cause there's magic in my bones
Immortals
They say we are what we are, but we don't have to be
I'm bad behavior but I do it in the best way
I'll be the watcher (watcher) of the eternal flame
I'll be the guard dog of all your fever dreams
Oh, I am the sand in the bottom half of the hourglass, glass, glass
Oh, I try to picture me without you, but I can't
'Cause we could be immortals, immortals
Just not for long, for long
And live with me forever now, pull the blackout curtains down
Just not for long, for long
We could be immor—immortals, immor—immortals
Immor—immortals, immor—immortals, immortals
Sometimes the only payoff for having any faith
Is when it's tested again and again every day
I'm still comparing your past to my future
It might be your wound, but they're my sutures
Oh, I am the sand in the bottom half of the hourglass, glass, glass
Oh, I try to picture me without you, but I can't
'Cause we could be immortals, immortals
Just not for long, for long
And live with me forever now, pull the blackout curtains down
Just not for long, for long
We could be immor—immortals, immor—immortals, immortals
And live with me forever now
Pull the blackout curtains down
We could be immortals, immortals
Just not for long, for long
We could be immor—immortals, immor—immortals
Immor—immortals, immor—immortals, immortals
Another smaller memorial to Jesse was built by Lukas inside the Order Hall with a banner of Jesse and the framed enchanted diamond sword she used to destroy the Command Block and she dropped the enchanted diamond sword upon death. Below the frame and banner are two brown flower pots with daisies. Jesse's favorite flower. Beside it is the Dragonsbane armor on an armor stand in a display case that she wore in her final battle against the Witherstorm.
Flashback
Jesse:"I got this armor stand as a gift, but I don't have any armor to put on it. Maybe someday..."
End of Flashback.
On the right side of the framed enchanted diamond sword is framed flint and steel that Jesse dropped upon death. On the left side of the framed enchanted sword is a framed bow that Jesse dropped upon death. On top of the framed bow is an empty potion bottle that Jesse dropped upon death. On top of the framed flint and steel is some framed lapis. Lapis blue was the color of Jesse's underwear. On top of the framed enchanted diamond sword is a framed potato, Jesse's favorite. On top of the framed potato is a framed daisy. Jesse's favorite flower. On the right side of the framed flower is a framed book. On the left side of the framed flower is a framed wooden sword. Jesse's first weapon.
There are also two more banners of Jesse in the Order Hall.
When the gang is in the Order Hall.
Ivor notices this.
Ivor:"Oh, wow, you...framed Jesse's enchanted diamond sword and put her armor on an armor stand in a display case. You also framed her inventory and other stuff too as well.
Lukas:"Yeah..."
Jesse's gang hang their heads sadly including Reuben.
Ivor:"How are you guys doing?"
Lukas:(We really miss her)"We really, really miss her."
Petra:"Every morning we wake up, and just for a minute, we can pretend that she's still here with us."
Olivia:"And is in another room reading or rooting around outside, looking for potatoes."
Axel:"And then every morning we get to remember all over that she's gone. And she's never coming back."
Reuben squeaks sadly.
Ivor:"I'm so sorry."
Or...
Lukas:(...)
Petra:(...)
Olivia:(...)
Axel:(...)
Ivor:"Sorry. I know it must be hard."
Or...
Lukas:(We haven't thought about her)"We haven't thought about her since...it happened. It's easier that way."
Ivor:"Gotcha. Well...if that's working, then that's good."
Or...
Lukas:(We still feel guilty)"We still feel guilty about it. Every time we see another hole, all we can think about is how Jesse died because we put her in danger."
Ivor:"She didn't die in some accident, Lukas. She sacrificed herself. She was a hero."
Lukas:"Yeah. Doesn't make us feel any less guilty, though."
Ivor:"I'M the one who should feel guilty. This is all my fault! I spawned that Witherstorm all because I wanted to reveal the truth about The Order! But if I hadn't spawned that Witherstorm in the first place, Jesse would still be alive!"
Flashback
Ivor:"I'm sorry this is how they had to learn the truth...But nothing built can last forever, Gabriel."
Gabriel:"Ivor, no!"
Ivor places the skull on the stand and unleashes the wither.
End Of Flashback
Axel:"No Ivor! This is all my fault! If I hadn't stolen that potion from you, you would have destroyed that Witherstorm, and all those people would have been saved! Including Jesse. I should have listened to her when she told me to leave it alone."
Flashback
Axel:"Okay, potion -- I know this is a big step, but...I would be honored if you'd come home with me."
Jesse:(Leave it alone)"C'mon Axel -- make yourself useful and go find that skull."
Axel:"I am..."
Axel grabs the potion.
Jesse:"Uh, nope. You're literally doing the exact opposite of what I asked you to do."
End Of Flashback
Petra:"No, this is all MY fault! If I hadn't told Jesse to come with me to trade that Wither skull, Jesse wouldn't have died!"
Flashback
Petra:(To Jesse)"You know...you could come with me."
End Of Flashback
Lukas:"Maybe it's ALL your faults!"
Everyone stares at Lukas.
Lukas:"Sorry. I just, really miss her."
Petra:"We ALL do, Lukas."
Lukas:"You know, Jesse once told me something very inspiring. If we stick together, we can do anything. Even something that feels impossible. If it feels EXTRA impossible, then we stick together, EXTRA hard."
Petra:"That IS inspiring!"
Olivia:"That's such great advice!"
Axel:"I love that!"
Ivor:"Me too!"
Lukas:"Me three..." Lukas says with tears in his eyes as he stares at Jesse's banner.
Ivor sighs.
Ivor:"Okay guys. Look, I promise I'm not here to bum everybody out. I'm actually here because you said you wanted to show me something?"
Lukas pulls out the enchanted flint and steel.
Ivor:"You found it! This is the greatest find of our time! I can't believe you're actually--that you're actually holding this!"
Later
Reginald:"Attention! Attention, everyone! Just a moment of your time, please! Emergency meeting! Attendance is mandatory!"
Milo:"Oh, slime blocks."
Ivor:"Curious. I wonder what that's all about."
The group make their way towards the golden building. All of the citizens are crowded as the Founder exits the building.
Citizen:"Oh! It's the Founder!"
Lukas sees the Founder and glances at her and tilts his head with a sad look on his face.
Petra:"Lukas? You okay?"
Ivor:"Lukas?"
Lukas:(...)
Or...
Lukas:(Yeah. I'm fine.)"Yeah. I'm fine."
Or...
Lukas:(I was just missing someone)"Oh. I just saw the Founder and she kinda looks like...and kinda reminds me of...y'know."
Ivor:"Oh. Yes."
Petra:"She would be really happy to know you're still having adventures like this."
The Founder looks like Female Jesse. Pale skin. Dark hair. Green eyes. And red lips.
Isa has a near-striking resemblance to the caucasian female Jesse.
She has a similar apperance to the Caucasian female Jesse.
The eyes are what got Lukas the most, as they are Lukas's favorite feature of Jesse. They're a beautiful, bright, emerald, green. They shine, shimmer, and sparkle whenever Jesse smiled and was happy and was in joy and wonder, and they flickered when she was angry or was about to fight something, and when Jesse was sassy or feisty or angry or fighting or threatening, Lukas found it scary, but pretty hot. As he was scared but sexually attracted to Jesse at the same time. Lukas also thought it was cute when Jesse got angry. He also appreciated her funniness, smartness, toughness, bravery, tenacity, generosity, humbleness, and politeness.
Lukas missed those eyes. He also missed that soothing, sweet voice.
Flashback
Lukas:"Get off..."
Lukas looks ahead and closes his eyes.
Lukas:"Oh, jeez...Oh, man...Wh--I-I--Uh--"
Jesse kneels down next to Lukas.
Jesse:(Voice and tone soothing and sweet)"There, there, Lukas. It's okay...let it all out."
End Of Flashback
Lukas also missed that cute laugh.
Flashback
Jesse is laughing at a joke Lukas told.
End Of Flashback
Access Denied
Lukas:"So what are you saying here, huh? That you've made up your mind? You're just going through this portal and that's it?"
Petra:"Maybe I am. Maybe I'm just saying that I'm tired of you Lukas, calling the shots. Every. Single. Time."
Lukas:(Angry face)
Ivor:"Whoa."
Reuben:"Oink." (Translation: Yes...Whoa.)
Lukas:"Look, Jesse left me in charge! That was her dying wish!"
Flashback
After The Witherstorm was dead, Reuben hit the water and survived, but Jesse hit the ground and took fall damage. Reuben, Axel, Olivia, Petra, and Lukas are all around Jesse. Lukas is holding Jesse is his arms and is holding his hands.
Jesse:(Dying breath)"Promise me Lukas...You're in charge. Take care of Reuben for me. And I love you..."
Jesse disappears in a puff of smoke and her inventory is left behind.
Later
Chipped Petra:"Why keep trying, Lukas? You will only fail. Just as you failed to save Jesse."
As soon as Chipped Petra says that Lukas's eyes widen, his eyebrows raise, and his mouth goes straight as he is reminded of Jesse's death. It hurt poor Lukas just to think about it.
Season 2
A year later, on Founding day, there are banners by Jesse's memorial. One banner has a picture of Jesse's head who is smiling with her teeth(the banner on the memorial and the one in the order hall shows just her red lipstick)below the picture of Jesse smiling with her teeth is her name with an exclamation mark at the end. This banner is on the left. Another banner on the right shows the enchanted diamond sword she used to destroy the Command Block. Both banners have "F D" on the top and bottom of the banners. "F D" stands for "Founding Day". Later, they're going to hold a parade for her in her honor. In the parade there's going to be a tuba player, a drummer, a guy with the cymbals, a tambourine girl, a triangle play, a guy with the kettle drum, a guy with the flute, a pianist, a timbale man, and a didgeridoo player who is dressed in green with a hat and sunglasses.
Lukas, Petra, Olivia, Axel, and Reuben all walk up the the memorial and sadly stare at the banner on the memorial with tears in their eyes.
Lukas:"Best woman that ever lived."
Petra:"Miss ya, Jesse."
Reuben oinks sadly saying "I miss Jesse."
Radar walks up.
Radar:"Aw, man, I wish I could have met Jesse. She sounded amazing. Lukas, I read your book the other day. That chapter about Jesse almost got me crying right there."
Axel:(She would have liked you.)"I think she would have liked you."
Radar:"Yeah?"
Axel:"Oh yeah, I bet you would've totally been friends."
Radar:"Wow..."
Or...
Olivia:(She saved us all)"She was a hero. Saved everybody."
Olivia:"She'd be really excited about how great Beacontown is now.
Radar:"I bet that's totally true."
Or...
Petra:(She was our best friend)"Yeah...She was our best friend. Still miss her."
Radar:"Aw..."
Or...
Lukas:(Sad face)
Radar:"Sorry."
Lukas:"For Founding Day we're gonna have a parade in her honor. The Founder of Sky City is gonna play the part of Jesse on the float. Since she looks just like her. White skin. Dark hair. Green eyes. Red lips."
Later
Lukas is the one who gets tangled up with the Admin.
When the Admin Colossus is in Beacontown and fighting Lukas.
The Colossus tries to knock Lukas, who jumps onto his back and continues climbing upwards.
Colossus:"AUGH, WHERE ARE YOU?"
The Colossus steps near Jesse's memorial.
Lukas:"Hey!"
Colossus:"OH I'M SORRY. SURE WOULD BE A PITY IF--"
The Colossus Raises his foot over Jesse's memorial.
Me:"Wait, no! No! No!
Colossus:"OOPS."
The Colossus crushes Jesse's memorial with his foot.
Me:(Shocked and angry)(Gasps)"No! Oh come on! Dude! That jerk! That was Jesse's memorial! That was horrible! How dare he?!"
Lukas:(Shocked and angry)"No! You're gonna wish you hadn't done that, Admin."
Me:"Yeah he is!"
A few moments later.
Lukas climbs onto the Colossus's head, looking down at Jesse's memorial.
Me:"Well at least the banner is still there but come on! That is like the most rude thing ever!"
Later, after the battle is done.
Petra:"So, what are you going to do now?"
Lukas:"I figured I'd start with Jesse's memorial. It got pretty trashed."
Petra:"Oh man. Well, that's terrible. I'm so sorry. That Admin, just...no respect."
A few moments later.
Petra:"We've had a ton of adventures and I just want you to be happy.(Looks at memorial)I mean, that's what Jesse wanted for all of us."
Me:(Sadly)"Jesse..."
Petra:"Now go rebuild her monument/So go rebuild that monument of hers."
Lukas walks to the memorial and picks up the sign plaque with Jesse's name on it.
Lukas:"Okay, let's see what we can do for ya, Jess."
Lukas sets the sign against the steps of the memorial and gets to work rebuilding it.
Lukas rebuilds Jesse's memorial with Quartz, Polished Diorite, Polished Andesite, Glass, Prismarine, and Dark Prismarine.
When Lukas is done.
Lukas:"There. Now that is a monument fit for Jesse."
Nell walks up to Lukas.
Nell:"I know I never met Julie--"
Lukas:"Jesse."
Nell:"Oh, right. Righteous."
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Minecraft Story Mode
OR! What if Jesse died in episode 5 Order up!
Cause of death.
After Jesse stops Aiden.
Jesse:"Come on, Aiden.(reaching out hand)You're coming with us."
Aiden:(Grateful tone; Taking Jesse's hand)"Thank you, Jesse!(Evil smile)Sucker!"
Aiden pulls Jesse's hand and kicks her over the edge.
Jesse screams as she falls to her death.
Me:(Horrified)"JESSE! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Now I know there's water below.
But she would not land in the water.
She would land on the ground.
When everyone comes down.
Lukas:(Worried)"Jesse! Where's Jesse?!"
Jesse's whimpering in pain is heard nearby.
Lukas finds Jesse on the ground, curled up in a ball, whimpering in pain.
Lukas:(Horrified)"Jesse!"
Lukas runs to Jesse along with Petra, Ivor, Milo and Isa.
Petra gasps.
Ivor:"Oh no..."
Milo:"Oh dear..."
Isa:"No..."
Lukas:"Why...?"
Jesse continues to whimper in pain.
Lukas kneels down next to Jesse.
Lukas:(You're a hero, Jesse)"You're a hero! You know that? You just stopped Aiden!"
Jesse:"Aiden kicked me over the edge."
Lukas:"Aiden..." He spits, his tone bitter and angry, now knowing that Aiden is the cause of Jesse's death.
Jesse:"I gave Aiden another punch for you."
Lukas:"Jesse, don't go. I need you."
Jesse just closes her eyes.
Lukas frowns.
Jesse continues to lie there until she disappears in a puff of smoke and her inventory is left behind as sad music plays.
Jesse's inventory
Enchanted Flint and Steel
Enchanted Diamond Sword.
Dragonsbane Armor.
Jesse will be remembered...
Jesse is ready to see Reuben again...
Lukas frowns with tears in his eyes and he picks up Jesse's enchanted diamond sword and stares at it with tears in his eyes.
Isa:"Lukas..."
Milo:"We are..."
Ivor:"We are so sorry."
Petra:"She was a great girl."
Lukas:"She was an amazing woman."
The citizens of Sky City gather around Isa, Milo, Ivor, Petra, and Lukas as they all cry, mourn, and grieve for Jesse.
Aiden and his gang wade in the water.
Sky City Guard:"Freeze criminals! You're not going anywhere!"
When the guards, Aiden and his gang walk past, Lukas, Petra, Ivor, Milo, and Isa.
Lukas:(Tone bitter)"Aiden."
Aiden:"Oh. Hi Lukas. I'm uh-I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to cause all that trouble."
Lukas:"Oh you're sorry?! That's fantastic!"
Aiden:"But-But--"
Lukas:"Sorry doesn't get Jesse back now does it Aiden?!"
Aiden:"I--"
Lukas punches Aiden.
One Week Later
A memorial is built for Jesse. It's next to Reuben's Memorial and the exact same design but it has Jesse's face on the banner and her name on the plaque.
Everyone stares at Jesse's memorial with tears in their eyes.
In The Order Hall a smaller memorial is built for Jesse next to Reuben's. It has flowers too but the banner has Jesse's face on it and above it is her framed enchanted diamond sword.
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Minecraft Story Mode
Or what if Jesse and Reuben BOTH die?
Reuben falls down the pit to his death.
Jesse:(Horrified)"REUBEN! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Jesse:(Enraged; Warrior Scream)
Jesse uses her enchanted diamond sword to smash the Command Block to bits. Forever.
Without the Comman Block powering the Witherstorm, it lets go of Jesse.
But Jesse also falls down the pit to her death.
Me:(Horrified)"JESSE! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
After the Witherstorm is dead.
The gang rushes to the scene.
Lukas:"Where's Jesse and Reuben?! Where are they?!"
Whimpering in pain is heard near by.
Axel:"Hey, do you guys hear something?"
Jesse and Reuben are both lying on the ground, whimpering in pain.
Lukas, Petra, Olivia, and Axel:"Jesse! Reuben!"
They all rush over to the two best friends.
Petra:(Gasps)
Olivia:"Oh no."
Axel:"No..."
Lukas:"Why?..."
Lukas kneels down to the pet and owner.
Lukas:(You two are heroes)"You two are heroes. You know that? You two just saved the world."
Jesse and Reuben continue to whimper in pain.
Lukas:"Come on. You two. Say something."
Jesse and Reuben continue to whimper in pain.
Lukas:"It's okay, you two. We're here. We're here."
Jesse and Reuben close their eyes and continue to lie down until the two heroes disappear in a puff of smoke, leaving behind a raw porkchop, Dragonsbane Armor, an Enchanted Diamond Sword, Flint and Steel, a bow, and an empty potion bottle.
Sad music plays.
Jesse and Reuben will be remembered...
Lukas, Petra, Olivia, and Axel all cry, grieve, and mourn for Jesse and Reuben.
A crowd gathers around the gang.
One week later
A memorial is built for both Jesse and Reuben. It has a banner of both Jesse and Reuben and a plaque with both of their names on it.
In front of the memorial is a big brick on the ground.
Carved into it, it reads
Jessica Taber And Reuben The Pig
Our Heroes
Best Friends Forever
"The world needs us, Reuben. So much of it has already been reduced to bedrock, and it's up to us to save the rest of it. Well, maybe that is a lot of pressure for just a person and a pig, but we have to try."
The gang stares at the memorial with tears in their eyes.
Lukas:"But we didn't do it alone. Far from it. You see, we also had Jesse and her pet pig and best friend, Reuben."
The crowd turns to stare at the memorial.
Lukas:"The two may have seemed like just a girl and a pig, but they were so much more. And at the end of the day, they saved us all. FOR JESSE AND REUBEN!"
The crowd cheers.
Jesse and Reuben will be remembered...
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Minecraft Story Mode
Reuben survived the Witherstorm.
When the Witherstorm is FINALLY dead.
Jesse:(Climbing out of the water; Worried)"Reuben! Where's Reuben?!"
The gang hears oinking behind them and they turned around to see Reuben has popped his head out of the water and is oinking.
Jesse:(Happy and relieved)"Reuben!"
Reuben climbs out of the water, shakes the water off and oinks while he runs to Jesse, who embraces him and hugs him.
Jesse:"Oh Reuben! I'm so glad you're okay!"
Lukas:"We're so glad YOU'RE okay, Jesse. You did it, Jesse! You defeated the Witherstorm!"
Jesse:"I DID do it, didn't I? Well, Reuben helped. A friend always helps. It's called "frelping" and he and you guys were very "frepful."
OR Reuben would be revived!
Jesse:"Reuben! I thought you were dead!"
Reuben oinks, saying "(I guess I got better)Guess it was just a temporary case of death."
Reuben becomes a member of the NEW Order Of The Stone!
Reuben would be up in the air and smiling with his teeth just like the others are doing.
Order Up!
During the scene with Aiden, Reuben has an angry face.
Aiden:"Well, well, where'd you get the new toy? Looks a little...sophisticated for you, Jesse."
Reuben oinks, saying "Hey! Don't insult my friend!"
Maya:"Order of the Losers."
Gill:"Yeah. Losers."
Aiden:"And oh look! The stupid pig is in the Order of the Losers as well!"
Reuben oinks angrily, saying "Hey! You take that back!"
Jesse:(It's Aiden and the Pussycats)"Well, well, well. If it isn't Aiden and the Pussycats."
Reuben oinks, saying "Ha! Good one, Jesse!"
At the part where Jesse draws out her sword, Petra draws out her sword, Olivia gets out her bow and arrow, and Axel has his fists at the ready, Reuben puts on an intimidating look on his face and takes a threatening step towards The Blaze Rods.
The Next Day
The scene with Ivor's lava house.
Reuben moves close to the lava, but Jesse gently pushes Reuben away from the lava.
Jesse:"No Reuben, you're gonna get yourself cooked. I told you before. Stay. Away. From lava."
Reuben grumbles and walks away but still stays with the group.
Later
Lukas:"I came back because I need to tell you something. It's about this weird run in I had with Aiden."
Petra:"Ugh! I hate that guy!"
Reuben oinks saying "Me too."
Jesse:(He's such a jerk.)"Man, he's such a jerk. I mean, he never stops."
Reuben oinks and nods in agreement, saying "I know, right?!"
Lukas:"So, what'd you find that got Aiden so excited anyway?"
Jesse pulls out the enchanted flint and steel.
Jesse:"Check it out!"
Lukas:"Whoa...what a weird glow."
Jesse:"Yeah. I know. I'm supposed to show it to--"
Ivor comes out of nowhere.
Ivor:"You found it!"
Reuben squeals in surprise.
Petra:"Ahh!"
Lukas:"Whoa!"
Jesse:"Dude! What is wrong with you?!"
Later
When Aiden kicks The Founder, Jesse, and Reuben over the edge, The Founder and Jesse scream while Reuben squeals in alarm.
A Portal To Mystery
Jesse:"I'm Jesse, this is Reuben..."
Reuben oinks to say "Hello".
Jesse:"...Petra, Lukas, and Ivor."
Ivor:(Holding out his hand)"Charmed."
Later
TorqueDawg:"Why don't you know about this stuff? You from like, out of town or something?"
Reuben:(Angry face)
The lights go out.
Reuben squeals in shock and surprise.
Later
Jesse:"Everyone stand back. Let's see what Reuben and I can figure out."
After TorqueDawg's inventory gets sucked away.
Reuben sniffs around the spot where the inventory was and points out the poison tipped arrows to Jesse. Jesse picks it up.
Jesse:"Guys. Reuben found something strange about this arrow."
Later
Jesse:"Come on, Reuben."
Reuben oinks.
Cassie:"Come on, Winslow."
Winslow meows.
Later
Captain Sparklez:"They're the Order Of The Stone. Jesse, Petra, Lukas, Ivor, and Reuben. Apparently, they're famous heroes where they come from."
Later
Jesse:"Sounds like we've got a mystery to solve, people. Luckily, Detective Jesse and her Watson Reuben, are on the case."
Later
Jesse:"Hey Sparklez. And...Cassie Rose, yeah?"
Cassie:"Yep! Hi! That's me."
Captain Sparklez:"Hey there, Jesse. And Reuben."
Reuben oinks.
Winslow meows.
Cassie:"Oh! Winslow says 'Hi' too."
Cassie giggles.
Reuben oinks.
Jesse:"Reuben says 'Hi' as well. Anyway, mind if we ask you guys some questions?"
Cassie:"Nope! What are the questions?"
Later
When Captain Sparklez dies and the lights go out.
Reuben squeals in shock and when the lights turn back on and everyone was panicking, Reuben was as well as he is running around the room squealing in alarm. At one point he bumps into Stampy Cat who was running around the room and panicking as well.
Later
When Jesse is investigating the dinner table, Reuben sniffs and finds the button.
Later
When Jesse is interrogating the suspects, Reuben would be with her, interrogating them too, eyebrows furrowed and eyes narrowed and oinks and squeals suspiciously and gets up in their faces and glares at them suspiciously. One of the suspects would say they've never been interrogated by a pig before.
Later
Jesse:(On the ladder and holding Reuben)
Petra:"I assume we're investigating the dark, creepy, secret passageway?"
Jesse:"...I think we've come too far to turn around now."
Reuben oinks and nods, agreeing with Jesse.
Later
When they confront Dan and are walking towards him, Reuben is as well with an angry face.
Later
When they confront Cassie and are walking towards her, Reuben is as well with an angry face.
Later
Jesse:"Cats suck! Pigs are way cooler!"
Reuben oinks in agreement.
Cassie:"At least give me my cat Winslow. He's my best--my only friend."
As she says this Jesse and Reuben look at each other.
Access Denied
When Harper meets Jesse for the first time.
Harper:"And a pig?!"
Reuben would have furrowed eyebrows during this scene due to Harper being hostile to Jesse.
A little bit later.
Jesse:"Make the sound they make!"
Lukas:"Eeeeee..."
Jesse:(Closes her eyes and facepalms)
Reuben furrows his eyebrows, closes his eyes, puts his head down and shakes his head.
Later
Ivor:(About Harper)"Though I must say, that woman has been a most intriguing person so far."
Jesse:(Teasing)"Intriguing? Ivor, what do you mean by that?"
Reuben gives a playful and teasing oink and winks and does a cheeky grin.
Jesse whispers to Reuben.
Jesse:"Reuben, you're my wingman, but now it's time for ME to be a wingman!"
Reuben oinks in agreement and winks at Jesse and she winks back.
Later
Harper:"Blonde guy called you Jesse, right?"
Jesse:"Right. This is Ivor and Reuben."
Ivor smiles and waves a "Hello" and Reuben oinks an "Hello."
Harper:"I have to say, your pet pig Reuben is stinkin' cute! Hee hee!"
Reuben smiles.
Jesse:"And you are...?"
Harper:"You can call me Harper."
Later
Female Jesse unchipped Lukas first so when everybody emptied their pockets, Lukas was revealed to have a cookie.
Reuben sniffs the cookie and eats it.
A Journey's End?
When Hadrian meets Jesse for the first time.
Hadrian:"And a pig?! Well, get some bread and we'll have a ham sandwhich!"
Reuben squeals in alarm and hides behind Jesse.
Jesse:(Firmly)"Reuben is not food."
Hadrian:"Pigs ARE food, sport."
Jesse:"He's my best friend."
Hadrian:"Oh! Your best friend is a pig! That's totally, NOT amateurish at all!"
Jesse angrily growls and so does Reuben with furrowed eyebrows as he squeals angrily and runs and head butts Hadrian.
Hadrian:"Great.(Wipes his suit)Now I smell like a pig."
Jesse:"That's what you get, Hadrian."
During this scene Reuben would have furrowed eyebrows due to Hadrian and Mevia being mean to Jesse.
At one point Reuben would squeal angrily and run and head butt Hadrian.
Hadrian:"Great.(Wipes his suit)Now I smell like a pig."
Reuben would be angry at people who try to hurt Jesse.
When Jesse is giving her speech on the platform, Reuben is next to her on the platform.
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Jesse:"All pigs but Reuben shut up!"
Jesse:"Stupid pigs."
Jesse:"Out of my way, chickens!"
Jesse:(Angry face when the chicken safely lands)
Jesse:(Shoves the cat off the chest)
Jesse:"No! Bad kitty!(Sighs)Stupid cats."
Jesse:"Bring it here, you stupid cat!"
Jesse:"Hey! Cats suck! Cats suck! Pigs are way cooler!"
Jesse:"Here you stupid, pain in the butt kitty."
Jesse:"We came all this way just for a stupid llama?!"
Jesse:(To llama)"Here ugly!"
Does Jesse hate every animal except Reuben?!
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Minecraft Story Mode
Female Jesse
Jailhouse Block
When the gang is walking to Prisoner X's Cell.
Lluna is sniffing the ground.
Jesse:"Stay close, girl."
Later
The Maze
When Lluna is surrounded by monsters.
Jesse:(Has sword; Alarmed)"Lluna! I'm coming, Lluna!"
Jesse runs to the scene.
Jesse:"Get away from my llama! Get away from her!"
Jesse hits a Prison Zombie with her sword.
Jesse:(To the monsters)"Back! Get back!(To Lluna)Stay close, girl."
Lluna goes "Eee" as she hides behind Jesse.
Jesse:"I've got you. Stay behind me, Lluna. Stay behind me and I'll protect you. Stay close, I'll protect you. Do not leave that spot. No matter what. Do you hear me?"
Lluna:(Nodding)"Eee."
Jesse takes out the monsters.
Jack:"Wait, I thought Stella told you to take care of Lluna. Lluna's not your pet."
Jesse:"Of COURSE Lluna is!"
Jack:"But--"
Jesse:"Shush!"
Lluna smiles.
Lluna will remember that.
Later
When Jesse, Petra, and Radar are about to enter the challenge room.
Lluna:"Eee."
Jesse:(Petting Lluna)"Good thinking, Lluna. We'll be back for you."
Me:"Yeah! Lluna should stay here! That challenge room is no place for a llama!"
Otherwise, it'd be all like.
Lluna runs to the challenge room with Jesse.
Lluna:"Eee."
Jesse:"Lluna, this is no place for a--"
The doors close once they are in the challenge room.
Jesse:"...Llama."
Later
When Jesse keeps Lluna the llama as a new pet.
Jesse:"Well...(pets Lluna)Looks like I've got a new pet."
Lluna:(Angry; Furrowed Eyebrows)"Eee."
Jesse:"Friend. I should have said friend. Not pet."
Lluna:(Happy; Smiling)"Eee."
Me:"This is your next chance at a pet. Don't waste it. Don't blow it. And you promise your pet will STAY alive before their time, right?"
Jesse:"Oh yes. I don't intend to let my pet get killed off too soon like they did before."
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Minecraft Story Mode
Season 1
Episode 4
Female Jesse lets Lukas go to find the other Ocelots.
But Female Jesse is sad and distraught to see him go.
Female Jesse:"Bae?"
Female Jesse turns around, covers her face, closes her eyes, sniffles, and cries.
Me:"Jesse, you're such an amazing person. And, you know, if Lukas can't see that well then he's just, he's just as blind as a...guy, whose eyes just stopped working."
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Me:(Whenever I see Bomika or Chiles)"Tsk! I say tsk!"
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Minecraft Story Mode
Season 1
Episode 4
Jesse:(To Reuben)"Hey buddy, you doing all right?"
Reuben:(Oinks)
Translation: "I'm all right. This has all been pretty intense. I feel like if I think too much about what's been going on, well, then I'll just think I'm completely nuts."
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Minecraft Story Mode
Season 2
Episode 3
Jailhouse Block
Female Jesse refused to join the Warden.
Later...
When everyone is having mushroom stew and talking and laughing.
The Warden enters the room.
The Warden:"What is going on in here?!"
Me:"Uh, normal prison stuff?"
The Warden:"Uh, uh, uh. We don't use the "P" word here."
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Female Jesse:"We're going to crush you."
Lukas:(Laughs)"I don't know if you know this, but...we're pretty good...ohhh. Wait. I get it. It's like a joke, right?"
Female Jesse:"No, I'm serious. We're going to destroy you."
Lukas:(Laughs)"You know, you're really funny."
Female Jesse:(Angry face)
Me:(Laughs; About Lukas)"Woah! Flirting happening here! Oh, he flirtin' now, okay. Although now is not really the time to be flirty, bro!(laughs)Jesse is not amused!"
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When an enderman walks up to Jesse.
Reuben squeals and runs back inside.
Me:"Reuben! You coward! Come back here!"
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When an enderman screams at Jesse.
Lukas screams and runs away.
Me:"Lukas! You coward! Come back here!"
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When Soren runs away.
Me:"Soren! You coward! Come back here!"
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When female Jesse and Lukas are in the water.
The endermen and Reuben are on the edge.
Lukas:"Get ready to jump, Reuben!"
Female Jesse:"You don't tell him what to do, I do! Jump Reuben!"
Reuben jumps and lands in the water.
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Lukas:(Petting Reuben)"Who's my cute little piggy?"
Female Jesse:(Jealous; Pushing Lukas away from Reuben)"Don't talk to him like that."
Lukas:(Laughing)"You're tickling me."
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Me:"Whoa! Everyone knows you don't mess with Jesse and their pig. Or just their pig. Not if you know what's good for you."
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Me:"Whoa! Everyone knows you don't mess with Chapa. Not if you know what's good for you."
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Someone should do fanart of Elsa from Disney Frozen, Queen Watevra Wa'nabi from The Lego Movie 2:The Second Part, and The Founder from Minecraft Story Mode episode 5 Order Up!
All of them are in the fanart picture. The drawing, painting, or whatever.
And they're singing "We're the least evil queens in history!"
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Minecraft Story Mode
Axel is the Brawns, Olivia is the Brains, and Female Jesse is the Beauty. Male Jesse is pretty handsome/pretty cute and Female Jesse is pretty cute.
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Minecraft Story Mode
Favorite characters.
Xara
Benedict The Eversource Chicken
Lluna The Llama
Soren. Reason: Funny.
Ivor. Reason: Funny.
Reuben The Pig. Reason: Funny, cute, and adorable.
Male Jesse and Female Jesse. Reason: Funny. I also like their voices. Male Jesse's voice sounds like Emmet's voice from The Lego Movie. Though Emmet is voiced by Chris Pratt and Male Jesse is voiced by Patton Oswalt. Though I like Female Jesse and her voice better than Male Jesse and his voice. I love those action girls that kick butt. And Female Jesse's voice shows more emotion and is calm and silky smooth and sometimes sounds kind of seductive. Sometimes it's breathy and low. Also, she shows more emotion during Reuben's death as her voice sounded teary while the male's sounded monotone. Also in Order Up! When Jesse says to Ivor "Dude, what's wrong with you?" Female Jesse says it better and funnier and with more emotion while Male Jesse sounded monotone. And when Jesse says "(The...what?)The Ever...what now?" Female Jesse says it better and funnier. And when Jesse says "(It's a chicken?)The Eversource is a chicken?" Female Jesse says it better and funnier. And when Jesse says "I'm taking charge now, and I'm going to get to the bottom of this! I want everyone separated, I'm going to talk to each suspect one by one so I can find out who's telling the truth and who's lying. I've got a whole lot of questions and I want nice, little matching answers for each and every one of them understand me?" Female Jesse said it hotter and with more emotion and when she said "Who's telling the truth" she paused before turning around and saying "And who's lying." While Male Jesse didn't pause. and when she said "I've got a whole lot of questions and I want nice, little matching answers for each and every one of them." She ended the sentence with a period before firmly saying "Understand me?" While Male Jesse didn't end the sentence with a period he just said next "Understand me?" And after Female Jesse said "Understand me?" I wish she said "Are we clear?" and Stampy Cat said in a scared tone "Yes ma'am." And when Jesse said "We walk the worlds, seeking adventure and doing good deeds." Male Jesse says it simply while Female Jesse said it with emotion. And when Jesse says "Rude!" Female Jesse says it better and with more emotion. And when Jesse says "Oh man. Those things are creepy." Female Jesse says "Creepy" in kind of a singing tone while Male Jesse just says "Creepy" regularly. And when Jesse says "(You're completely crazy!)Okay. I get it now. You are totally cuckoo." Female Jesse says it better.
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Minecraft Story Mode
When Reuben kept following Jesse when they were inside the Witherstorm.
Jesse:"Reuben, I thought I told you to stay put!"
Me:(About Reuben)"That pig is like a magnet!"
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Minecraft Story Mode
A Portal To Mystery
TorqueDawg:"Jesse?"
Jesse is Male.
TorqueDawg:"That's a girl's name."
Me:"What a closed-minded attitude. It's unisex."
Or...
TorqueDawg:"Jesse?"
Jesse is Female.
TorqueDawg:"That's a boy's name."
Me:"What a closed-minded attitude. It's unisex. It's spelled with an "I." It's short for Jessica."
Contrary to popular belief, "Jesse" is only a masculine name. The feminine version is "Jessie", a shortened version of "Jessica", while "Jesse" is a name of a completely different origin.
Jesse is the only character in Minecraft: Story Mode who can be either male or female.
Telltale left an easter egg to this when TorqueDawg states that Jesse is a boy's/girl's name, depending on the opposite gender.
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Minecraft Story Mode
A Portal To Mystery
Jesse:"I've gotta say, Stampy, you seem, nervous. Everything okay? You comfortable?"
Stampy Cat:"Hm? What? No! I'm not nervous! Nope! Totally comfortable! I can fall asleep right here! Right now! I'm that comfortable! Honestly!"
Later
Jesse:"You're excused, Stampy. Thank you for your time."
Stampy:"Oh! Thank goodness! This room is making me very nervous!"
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Stampy Cat:"This is just crazy! Absolutely crazy!"
Stampy Cat:"That's crazy talk! Absolute crazy talk!"
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Minecraft Story Mode
Season 2
Episode 3
Jailhouse Block
After Radar is free from the torture machine.
Warden:"You just had quite the harrowing experience."
I look up what "Harrowing" means.
Me:(After I find out what "Harrowing" means)"Oh. Dang right."
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Minecraft Story Mode
Jesse:"What kind of dumb name is "The Ocelots" anyway?"
Jesse:"Oh, that's too bad. I thought "Ocelots" was way cooler."
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Minecraft Story Mode
Season 2 Episode 1: Hero In Residence
The Sea Temple
Jesse walks up to Jack, who is holding Sammy's inventory and mourning and grieving and brooding.
Jesse:"Jack..."
Jack:"Don't really feel like talking right now, Jesse. I'm brooding."
Jesse:"I just wanted to say that...I know how it feels to lose a friend."
Jack's eyes widen and he turns to Jesse.
Jack:"Really?"
Jesse:"Yeah. You see, I had a pet pig, Reuben. He was my best friend. But he died. That was a long time ago, but I still clearly haven't let go of him."
Reuben's death happened a long time ago, but Jesse still clearly hasn't let go of him.
Me:(Shaking my head)"You gotta let Reuben go."
Jesse:"But I don't WANT to!"
Me:"You HAVE to let him go."
Jesse:"NO!"
Me:"YOU GOTTA LET HIM GO!"
Jesse:"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Jesse screams and smashes her Smashing Vase.
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Minecraft Story Mode
Season 2 Episode 1 Hero In Residence
Champion City
Jesse's Gauntlet:"Jesseee..."
Stella:"Oh! I love the glove by the way. Absolutely darling. Would you be interested in trading.(holds up a very cute, very adorable little puppy to Jesse)Got some fine puppies here."
The puppy pants, barks to Jesse as if to say "Hello" and continues to pant.
Jesse:(I can't get it off)"Oh, I would really want to. Really, I could, but I-I can't."
Stella:"Oh, that's too bad. They're very cute puppies."
The puppy whines, probably in disappointment, and Stella tosses the puppy over her shoulder and a guy catches the puppy and runs away with the puppy. (I'm not saying "It" because a puppy is not an "It" guys.)
Stella:(Talking about dead Reuben)"And I heard that you need a new pet anyways, so..."
Jesse:(Angry face)
Me:"I wish Jesse got a puppy anyway. They're so stinkin' cute! Even their bark is adorable!(Talking about dead Reuben)And Jesse needs a new pet anyways, so..."
Jesse:(Angry face)(Gasps)"Don't you dare bring Reuben into this."
Me:(Shaking my head)"You gotta let Reuben go."
Jesse:"But I don't WANT to!"
Me:"You HAVE to let him go."
Jesse:"NO!"
Me:"YOU GOTTA LET HIM GO!"
Jesse screams and smashes her smashing vase.
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Minecraft Story Mode
A Journey's End?
Hadrian:"Jesse, let's talk about this."
Me:"The time for talk is over! Now is the time for action!"
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Minecraft Story Mode
Access Denied
Ivor:"Lukas, let's try and talk this out!"
Chipped Lukas:"The time for talking is over!"
Me:"Now is the time for action!"
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Minecraft Story Mode
Access Denied
PAMA:"It could even be fun."
ThinkNoodles:"Yay!"
Me:"No! Not yay!"
Later
PAMA:"Once my creator is made useful, all her knowledge will be mine. Yay!"
Me:"No! Not yay!"
Later
PAMA:"And then I will make all other worlds useful. Yay!"
Me:"No! Not yay!"
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Minecraft Story Mode
Season 2
Episode 3
Jailhouse Block
Male Jesse joins the warden and becomes an associate.
When Dan sees Jesse in the associate uniform.
Dan:"Oh, Jesse looks evil."
Me:"Hey, Dan, come on! He's still the same Jesse! Same Jesse."
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Minecraft Story Mode
A Journey's End?
StacyPlays:(Sneezes)
A few moments later...
Lukas:"Wait! I just realized what this reminds me of! Spleef!"
Ivor:"Gesundheit?"
StacyPlays:"Thank you, Ivor. Thank you."
Me:"No.(Laughs)No."
Gesundheit
good health
Gesundheit: Interjection used to wish "good health," especially to someone who has sneezed. In this situation, Gesundheit is roughly equivalent to "God bless you." In German "Gesundheit" means "health" (and "sanity"). Wishing "good health" was once thought to hold off the illness that might follow a sneeze.
That is what StacyPlays meant.
What Ivor meant is that he heard an unusual, odd-sounding, and uncommon word. "Spleef". Which I have to agree with him. I think it's a funny word! And Petra makes it even funnier when she says "Sploof" instead of "Spleef". (If you choose to save Petra instead of Ivor later on)
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Minecraft Story Mode
Female Jesse
In Giant Consequences, Radar says "Jesse is coming to my rescue. Just like I dreamt it." Implying that he might have a little crush on Jesse and is attracted to her.Above And Beyond
Jesse: Of course he's earned a promotion! He's "Co-Hero In Residence" now.
Lukas: Nice!
Radar: (Holding Jesse's hand) Thanks boss. This... ah. You have been... you are... what I'm trying to say is that I promise I'll make you proud.
Jesse: (Hand on Radar's shoulder) You already have.
Jesse gives Radar a kiss on the cheek. Radar turns red and smiles.
Jesse turns to Lukas, wraps her arms around his neck, and kisses him on the lips. Lukas widens his eyes but smiles, closes his eyes, kisses back, and wraps his arms around Jesse's waist and dips her.
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Minecraft Story Mode Season 2
DanTDM The Diamond Minecart wasn't nice to Stella which caused her to embrace her darker side. Dan didn't get Lluna the llama either.
Me:"No! Please!(Sighs)(To Dan)You probably think Stella is scum or whatever."
Dan:"I do think she's scum."
Me:"But you know what? I don't even care. You missed your chance, Dan. You had your one shot and getting a new pet(Lluna the llama)and you blew it! Your shot at getting a new pet went up in smoke. But Stacy? Stacy was nice to Stella and Stacy got to keep Lluna the llama. Which is for the best. Stella treated Lluna badly, Lluna hates Stella, and Lluna is happier with Jesse. Female Jesse has a new pet and will move on from Reuben's death truly! But Male Jesse? He will never move on from Reuben's death."
Adopting Lluna makes her Jesse's first pet since the death of Reuben. Even though his death has happened so long ago, some choices in dialogue reveal that Jesse had never really let go of him. Now with Lluna as a 'new part of the family', Jesse may be able to move on from Reuben's death truly. If Jesse decides to leave Beacontown to stay with Petra, Lluna even follows them on their journey.
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Minecraft Story Mode
A Journey's End?
Female Jesse
Jesse saves Petra.
Later when Lukas and Ivor are out of the mines.
Lukas:(To Jesse)"Anyway, how's it been going out here? You uh, you don't have our stuff by any chance, do you?"
Ivor:(Rolling eyes)"He's worried about his diary."
Jesse:"I'm working on that."
In the end, Jesse gets Lukas's journal back. Slab said Lukas's journal had feelings in it.
I'm pretending that Lukas wrote in the journal that he has feelings for Jesse. He wrote that Jesse is beautiful with her skin as white as snow, hair as black as ebony, lips as red as cherries, and eyes as green as emeralds. Jesse's eyes are Lukas's favorite feature of Jesse. They shine with wonder and curiosity whenever they enter a new world or place, they shimmer and sparkle whenever she is happy and smiling, and they flicker when she is about to fight something or is angry. Lukas is scared but sexually attracted to Jesse at the same time, as he thinks it is hot when she growls, fights, or is angry. Lukas also thinks Jesse is cute when she's angry. Lukas also likes it when Jesse is feisty or sassy. Lukas also admires Jesse's humor, intelligence, bravery, tenacity, generosity, humbleness, and politeness.
Anyway, like I said, in the end, Jesse gets Lukas's journal back, they decide to write: "And she couldn't have done it without her friends" and put it on display in the order hall.
However, Jesse decides to read Lukas's journal and finds the page where Lukas reveals that he has feelings for her.
Jesse calls Lukas to come to the Order Hall.
Lukas:"Hi Jesse!"
Jesse:"Lukas..."
Lukas:"Yes?"
Jesse:"What is this?"
Jesse shows Lukas the page where Lukas reveals that he has feelings for Jesse.
Lukas's face turns red and he starts stuttering.
Lukas:(Stuttering)"I-It's nothing!"
Jesse:"Really?"
Jesse puts the journal aside, steps closer to Lukas, and runs a pink gloved finger down his chest, looking up at him through her eyelashes. Lukas gulps and sweats, due to being so close to Jesse.
Jesse gives Lukas a kiss on the cheek.
*Smerp!*
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Me:("Awwing" at a Mooshroom cow)"Aww! These things are so stinkin' cute! I can see why StacyPlays loves them! Look at their big black eyes!"
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Bose hugs Chapa and she hugs back.
Bose:"I always knew you were a big softie."
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Danger Force
Chapa:"Sure, well, see you back here at quarter to never."
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Danger Force
Miles:"I was here first!"
Mika:"Well I was born first!"
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Danger Force
Sage:"I was here first!"
Chapa:"Well I was born first!"
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Danger Force
Chapa:"I was here first!"
Cindy:"Well I was born first!"
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Spongebob Squarepants
Whatever Happened to Spongebob
The Bubble Popping Boys are snapping their fingers...er...fins or whatever.
Bubble Popping Boys Leader:"Do you have any idea--I think we made our point with the snapping."
The Bubble Popping Boys stop snapping.
Minecraft Story Mode
Above And Beyond
A guy or Nell is flipping a couple of coins.
Lukas:"We can't let you keep doing what you're doing. That's--that's enough.(Or)That's enough Nell."
The guy or Nell stops flipping the coins and puts them away.
The Guy:"Whoops. So sorry..."
Nell:"Oh, sorry."
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DanTDM:"Hey Hadrian, shut up, brah!"
Male Jesse:"Hey Hadrian, shut your cake hole!"
Jesse:"You're messing with the wrong girl."
Olivia:"AND her friends!"
Reuben Human Usher Guy From Endercon That Was Afraid Of Chickens:"Yeah! They're awesome!"
StacyPlays:"Shut up."
Me:"Damn! Stacy! You don't have to do him like that! Why'd you have to do him like that? Why'd she have to do him like that? She didn't have to do him like that!"
Romeo and Jesse are at the balcony.
DanTDM and StacyPlays:(To Jesse about Romeo)"Push him off."
Me:"Damn! Why are Dan and Stacy so savage?!"
When Dan is revealed to have pushed the button that activated the trap that killed Captain Sparklez. Even though it was an accident.
Me:"Daniel Middleton!" Dan's real life name.
You Guys:"Oooh! Busted!"
When Stampy Cat is revealed to have stolen Dan's enchanted flint and steel.
Me:"Jospeh Garret!" Stampy Cat's real life name.
You Guys:"Oooh! Busted!"
When Cassie Rose AKA The White Pumpkin; The Murderer is crushed under by a ton of sand.
Stampy Cat:"Another trap! Come on! We need to dig her out!"
StacyPlays:"After everyone she's hurt? She can dig herself out."
Me:"Stacy Hinojosa!" Stacy's real life name.
You Guys:"Oooh! Busted!"
The real life StacyPlays:"I'm such a meanie in this!"
The real life StacyPlays has Jesse dig Cassie Rose out.
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Stella:"Maybe you've heard of me."
Romeo The Admin Snowman Form:(Shaking his head)"No. Never."
Thinknoodles:(Laughing)"Burn! Really roasted!"
Me:"That's not appropriate since he's a snowman."
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Minecraft Story Mode
Season 2
Episode 3
Jailhouse Block
When Jesse is about to shear the Mooshroom cow.
Jesse:(Holding the shears; Shaking and staring at the Mooshroom cow's big black innocent eyes)"...I can't do it, Warden."
OxBlood:(Sighs in relief)"Thank you!"
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Minecraft Story Mode
Season 1
Episode 1
Order Of The Stone
Endercon
Aiden:(To Jesse)"Well, if it isn't Team Trashbag. How's your stupid pig? I hear intense heat causes brain damage. It does boost the flavor something crazy though."
Jesse:"I don't know when, I don't know how, but someday, far in the future, we WILL get our revenge."
Me:"Damn!"
Aiden:"Whoa! I was just joking! Jeez!"
Jesse:"Yeah? Well I wasn't."
Me:"Damn!"
Jesse shoves Aiden out of the way.
Me:"Damn!"
Aiden:"Hey!"
Or...
Jesse:(Rolls eyes)
Aiden:"Nice comeback, jerkwad."
Me:"No, YOU'RE a jerkwad! Oh, that's so lame. Wait! Wait! Redo! Redo! I can think of a better comeback! You're--"
You Guys:"Brielle, let it go."
Me:"Okay."
I start singing "Let It Go" from Disney Frozen.
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Whenever Jesse dies in Minecraft Story Mode.
Me:(Horrified)"JESSE! NOOOOOOOOOO! No! You're gonna wish you hadn't done that, bad guys."
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When Xara dies in Minecraft Story Mode.
Me:(Horrified)"XARA! NOOOOOOOOOO! No! You're gonna wish you hadn't done that, Admin."
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When The White Pumpkin kills Dan.
Me:(Horrified)"Dan! No! You're gonna wish you hadn't done that, White Pumpkin."
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When The White Pumpkin kills Lizzie.
Me:(Horrified)"Lizzie! No! You're gonna wish you hadn't done that, White Pumpkin."
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Minecraft Story Mode
Season 2
Episode 4
Below The Bedrock
Female Jesse brought Lluna traded her sword to Porkchop.
Later
Lluna bleats and picks up the compass.
Jesse: No. Not for you. (Takes compass)
Petra: Man, the track is a complete wreck...
Radar: Yeah, what's up with thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
A potion of slowness lands by Petra and Radar.
Petra: Hey, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Jesse looks behind herself, to see the ninja standing in front of her. The ninja pulls out a diamond sword.
Jesse: What the-
The ninja runs towards Jesse.
Jesse reaches back to pull out their sword, only to remember that it was traded away.
Jesse: Oh, no...
The ninja tries to attack Jesse, but she dodges it. The ninja throws some smoke bombs. Jesse looks around. Suddenly, the ninja jumps out from the shadows and grabs Jesse, locking her with the sword at her neck.
Jesse:(You're making a big mistake!)"I don't know who you are, but you're making a big mistake, masked man."
The ninja lifts the sword closer to Jesse's neck.
Jesse:"C'mon, seriously...who are you?"
Ninja:"I...am a shadow. Sent to eliminate all imposter Jesses."
Jesse:"But...but, I am Jesse!"
Ninja:"Oh really? Then prove it. Tell me something that ONLY JESSE would know."
Jesse:(I have a crush on Lukas)"All right...you wanna know something only Jesse could know?(hesitates for a few seconds)I...have a crush on Lukas."
Jesse blushes.
Ninja:"Ah, yes. I'd know that flustered tone anywhere."
Or...
Jesse:(I have a crush on Lukas)"All right...you wanna know something only Jesse could know?(hesitates for a few seconds)I...have a crush on Lukas."
Jesse blushes.
Ninja:"I...if you're trying to make me so uncomfortable that I leave, it ISN'T WORKING."
Ninja:"Nope! Sorry! I'm not convinced. Sword time! Say your goodbyes, imposter."
Jesse:(Put down your sword!)"All right, I've been super patient with you. But I'm done! If you don't get your dumb sword out of my face this minute, you'll regret it."
Ninja:"Ah, yes. I'd know that threatening tone anywhere."
Ivor:"You ARE the real Jesse!"
Jesse:"It can't be..."
The ninja takes off his mask, revealing himself to be Ivor.
Jesse:"Ivor?!"
Ivor:"Yes. It is I. Your friend, Ivor.(Poses)I'm a ninja now, Jesse!"
I giggle.
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When Danger Force FINALLY comes back!
Mika:(Breaking the fourth wall; Looking at us; Waving; Smiling)"Hi!"
Me:(Rolling eyes)"Oh, ha, ha, ha. Very, very, funny. Show up super late, make us all sit and wonder what the heck is going on! We've all been waiting for like, MONTHS! IT'S RUDE!"
My Sister:"Now easy, Brielle."
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The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
Syspocalypstar
Emmet and Lucy's house
Emmet and Lucy's room
Emmet and Lucy's bed
Emmet and Lucy are naked.
Poor Emmet has blue balls. He is moaning in pain. Luckily, Lucy is going to relieve him. Lucy gently massages Emmet's sore, swollen, and tender penis and balls. Emmet moans in relief.
Emmet:"Oh, sweet relief...Damn that feels good...Don't stop..."
Lucy:"Oh you poor thing. Don't worry. I'll take care of you."
Lucy kisses the red swollen tip of Emmet's penis head and it twitches and drools precum. Emmet shudders in relief.
Emmet:"Ahhh...Damn, that felt good."