Me:"Hey guys, have you watched Elemental? Have you watched Elemental? Have you watched Elemental?"
You Guys:"No, we have not watched Elemental and we never will!"
Me:"You should! It's worth the watch! And I would know because I watched it! Oh, guys!...If only you guys could see Elemental, it would change your life!"
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Me:"Hey guys, have you finished those pickles? Have you finished those pickles? Have you finished those pickles?"
You Guys:"No, we have not finished those pickles and we never will!"
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Me:"Hey guys, have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?"
You Guys:"No, we have not finished those errands and we never will!"
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Chapa:(About Bose; Angry)"Excuse me, he asked for NO pickles."
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The Man's Nest
Bose is sitting on the couch and Chapa is standing.
Bose notices a fly buzzing around.
Bose:"Aw man! There's a fly in here!"
Chapa:"Don't worry, I got it!"
Chapa tries to zap the fly but she misaims and hits the couch...right near where Bose is sitting. Bose yelps and blows at the smoke.
Chapa:(Sheepishly)"Sorry..."
Bose:"It's okay...(stares at the black charred spot left behind that still has some smoke but only a little)You're so hot."
While Bose blows the smoke away, Chapa's eyes grow wide and she turns to Bose.
Chapa:"Excuse me?"
Bose's eyes grow wide and his mouth falls open when he realized what he said. He has an 'Oh Crap!' face.
Bose:(Sweating nervously and waving his hands back and forth)"No! I mean, like, you're smoking! No! I didn't mean it like that! You're hot! I mean, not like, sexy hot, but like smoking! I, uh-! Um! Uh! Ah!"
Chapa:(In her head)"What a dork...Well, at least he's cute.."
Chapa:"Are you done yet?"
Bose:(Sweating)"Yes, please."
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One of my favorite scenes from Disney Pixar Elemental.
Wade, who is a water element, is walking by listening to electronic music on the headphones he is wearing, along with a satchel, which catches a flame from a fire under a blanket. Wade panics and screams.
Wade:"Fire! Fire!"
Wade screams and tries to stomp the fire out until the blanket lifts up and reveals Ember, who is a fire element.
Ember:"Hey, hey!"
Wade:"Oh, sorry."
Ember holds the blanket while Wade holds the satchel staring at the charred spot and smoke left behind.
Wade:"You're so hot."
Wade blows at the smoke while Ember's eyes grow wide and she turns to Wade.
Ember:(Deeply offended)"Excuse me?!"
Wade:(Has an 'Oh Crap!' face)"No! I mean, like, you're smoking! No! I didn't mean it like that!"
Ember:"Are you done yet?"
Wade:(Sweating)"Yes, please."
I laugh.
Me:"Ooooh! Oh, he(Wade)flirtin' now, okay! Although now is not really the time to be flirty, bro! Wade has the hots for Ember!(Laughing)Holy crap! My man said--Ember pissed off, man! Wade keeps pissing Ember off! Oh, I love that part! It's one of my favorite parts in the movie(Laughing)Oh, thay's a funny joke right there! Water calling fire--I mean honestly! What's funny is, that the main couple of this movie is fire and water because in real life if you pour water over fire it puts it out. The water extungishes the fire while the fire vaporizes the water and the water evaporates and turns into steam. While this is happening it makes a *Psssshhhh!* noise.(Talking about one of my favorite scenes from the movie above)Ya know, in real life, if fire and water come to life and meet each other this is probably what you would see and how their first meeting would go."
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In a Poptropica Island, when a character has a problem and asks my Poptropican avatar to solve it, she should say...
My Poptropican Avatar:"Why do I gotta be the one to deal with this shit?"
Me:(Laughing)"Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh."
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In a Poptropica Island, it should go like this...
The Poptropica Villain:"By the supreme authority of wickedness..."
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In a Poptropica Island, it should go like this...
The Poptropica Villain:"Got ya, Pink Heart!"
My Poptopican Avatar:"On the contrary, it is I who has you."
Me:(Laughing)"How about that? My girl said--"
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In a Poptropica Island, it should go like this...
My Poptropican Avatar:"Got ya,(Villain's Name)!"
The Poptropica Villain:"On the contrary, it is I who has you."
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In a Poptropica Island, it should go like this...
My Poptropican Avatar:(To the Poptropica villain)"We've got you surrounded! Now come out with your hands in the air!"
The Poptropica Villain:(To my Poptropican Avatar)"Oh dear, I guess you've got me. Oh, wait a second--No, you don't!"
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In a Poptropica Island, it should go like this...
The Poptropica Villains:(To my Poptropican Avatar)"We've got you surrounded, Pink Heart! Now come out with your hands in the air!"
My Poptropican Avatar:(To the Poptropica villains)"Oh dear, I guess you've got me. Oh, wait a second--No, you don't!"
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In an alternate universe, where I play Spy Island and finish it.
Everyone is real life humans and my character wears a impossibly tight shiny leather black spy suit with matching high heeled boots, and a utility belt. The spy suit has a single zipper on the front that is unzipped, which results in a navel-deep neckline. The spy suit is exceptionally tight, form-fitting, and flatteringly cut. The spy suit is extremely shiny, with vertical lines that accentuate my character's...assets, against all logic. The spy suit brings out my character's curvaceous and busty figure.
The B.A.D. agents surround my character.
One Of The B.A.D. Agents:"We've got you surrounded, Agent Heart!"
My Poptropican Avatar:(To the B.A.D. agents)"Oh dear, I guess you've got me. Oh, wait a second--(whips out a grappling gun from her utility belt)No, you don't!"
My character uses the grappling gun to hook onto something above her.
My Poptropican Avatar:"See you never, seniors!"
My characters winks and uses the grappling gun to go up.
My Poptropican Avatar:(Offscreen)"Weeeeee~!"
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Poptropica Survival Island Episode 5
At the old sawmill, after my female Poptropican avatar finishes the trap for the bad guy Myron Van Buren who wants to hunt my avatar(Yes, you read that right. The dude is cuckoo bananas! Though he's one of my favorite Poptropica villains)My avatar drops down, uses the whistle(She blows on it, making a noise)and crouches down. Myron Van Buren is nowhere to seen.
Ahhh! He snuck up behind my avatar and is right behind her!
Myron Van Buren:"Got you now!"
My Avatar:"Yikes!"
My avatar is startled, jumps back, and into the cage that was meant for Myron Van Buren! She's trapped! Oh no!
Myron Van Buren:"Very clever! You nearly had me! But no one outfoxes Myron Van Buren!"
My Avatar:"Why are you doing this?"
Myron Van Buren:"Thrill of the hunt, my dear! All for the thrill of the hunt!"
Myron Van Buren:"Now, time for me to add another trophy to my collection."
Myron Van Buren gets ready to pull the trigger on his gun and shoot my avatar, kill her, and add her as a trophy to his collection! Oh no! This is the end!
Or is it? Max Mcgullicutty(A friend of my avatar)comes in riding on a bear! Yes, you read that right again! A bear! A real live bear! Max Mcgullicutty has came to save my avatar! Who is now a damsel in distress I guess since she's trapped in a cage.
Max Mcgullicutty:"Tally-ho!"
The bear breaks the cage, freeing my avatar. It would have been cool if it went like this:
Max Mcgullicutty:"I'm here."
My Avatar:"So you think because I'm female, I'm helpless and need to be saved. Is that it?"
Max Mcgullicutty:"No, because you were in a cage."
My Avatar:"Yeah, fair enough, fair enough..."
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I am looking through a photo album book with pictures of my Poptropican, female, eyelashes, white skin, blonde hair, and pink outfit in old islands like Early Poptropica, Shark Tooth Island, Skullduggery Island, and more.
You guys take a look.
You Guys:"What's this?"
Me:"Ah, this is what Poptropica looked like in happier times. Poptropica was so much fun when I was a little girl but in 2020, Adobe Flash Player died and Poptropica was a Flash game. So he Poptropica Creators had to make the difficult decision to turn off some of the islands as they transitioned the technology of the game from outdated Flash to a new platform so everyone could continue to play worldwide.(frowning)Things were never the same again after that happened..."
I come across a picture of my Poptropican and Bucky Lucas from Reality TV Island. My Poptropican, female, eyelashes, white skin, blonde hair, pink outfit, and concerned look while Bucky Lucas had a sad look.
I smile at the picture.
Me:"Look at that. This is from Reality TV Island. I LOVED that Island SO MUCH! Even though I completed it, I still came back to the reality tv show to play the games. The games were so much fun! My favorites were Mountain Run, Boulder Push, Shot Put, Turtle Shell Toss, and Knockout. I remember I played this Island to come back to the reality tv show to play the games over and over again. That was so much fun! I did that when I was 13 and at home recovering from SUPER SERIOUS surgery to have a NF2 tumor in the back of my neck removed. I have NF2. Which means I have tumors all over my nervous system, brain, and spinal cord. And your spinal cord, brain, and nervous system is important! The nervous system is responsible for sending electrical messages to the brain using neurons. The tumor that was on the back of my neck was on a nerve that is responsible for using muscles. The tumor paralyzed my left hand and now it's weak and I can't even lift it up even if I tried."
You Guys:"Damn."
Me:"Yeah...Years later they made an Island called Reality TV Wild Safari. I played it, but it's not the same. I love the old one better. Don't get me wrong, I love that Myron Van Buren was a contestant on Reality TV Wild Safari Island but the island only had a small amount of contestants while on the old Reality TV Island they had twenty-five contestants. Also on the old Reality TV Island they had fourteen games while the Reality TV Wild Safari Island has three games."
You Guys:(Looking at the phot album and chuckling)"Your character sure wore a lot of pink."
Me:"Yeah. That was back when they had the customizer feature. You can use it to customize any looks you love! I wore pink shirts, pink pants, pink skirts, pink vests, pink belts, pink hats, pink lipstick, pink blush...(Chuckling)Pink everything.(Frowns)But one day...They took away the customizer."
You Guys:"Why?"
Me:"The costumizer was removed because the Poptropica creators were receiving many complaints about the feature. Older players had to spend the credits to purchase a costume or they may have had a discontinued outfit from the early days that is unavailable in the store."
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The Lego Movie
Syspocalypstar
Emmet and Lucy's house
Emmet and Lucy's room
Lucy and Emmet are naked and lying in their bed.
Lucy is on top of Emmet.
Lucy's fingers wrap around Emmet's cock firmly, lips parting as she leans slowly forward. With a hungry shove forward, she takes half of his cock into her mouth at once, lips wrapping firmly around it and bringing their softness down with renewed intensity and lust. Emmet tenses up under the heat and his body is writhing under so much pleasure than he can help.
Lucy kisses all over Emmet's cock. First the top and then the bottom. Then she licks all over Emmet's cock. First the top and then the bottom. She reaches and then licks the frenulum which is super sensitive there. That's Emmet's sensitive spot. That's Emmet's weak spot. Emmet thought he really might have blacked out for a second.
Emmet:"Ohhhh~..." Emmet moans and pleasure as he writhes and shifts on the bed. It's almost too much pleasure to handle.
Emmet:(Moaning in pleasure)"Oh yeah, that's the spot. Oh yeah, right there. Oh my god, that feels so good. Oh my god...God...Damn...Fuck...Shit...Mmmmm...Ohhhh...Ahhhh..."
She takes her big breasts and squeezes them between his cock.
Emmet gasped and then moaned.
Emmet's super sensitive, throbbing, rock hard, hot erection was snug, enveloped and trapped between two big, soft, luscious, plush, silky soft pillows of infinite softness. It feels like Emmet's cock is being hugged from all angles by warm, soft plump pillows of flesh. It felt amazing. He was in heaven. This had to be what heaven felt like. It felt good. So good. Really good. Too good. The pleasure was too great and too much for poor Emmet to handle. The pleasure is almost too much to bear. But he didn't want Lucy to stop. Emmet squirmed around like a puppy and whimpered like a puppy from the overwhelming pleasure enveloping his throbbing cock right now.
Emmet:(Whimpering like a puppy)"Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm..."
Lucy:"Looky here, Emmet, your cock is wrapped between your favorite tits."
Emmet:(In his head)"The feeling of my cock wrapped between her tits...it's unlike anything else I've ever experienced."
Emmet's cock throbs and pulses inside of her cleavage, cock sticking out of her ample chest and twitching, pre-cum oozing from the tip as Emmet stares down at the action.
Lucy shakes her tits up and down, squeezing his cock.
Lucy:"Amazing, your dick is throbbing,(Thump Thump)like crazy. You're so cute, trying so hard to hold back your ejaculation."
Lucy's tit-pussy took on the shape of his cock as she squeezed him even tighter. She then began to shake her tits more vigorously.
Emmet:"So...S-so goooood..."
The scent of Lucy's sweet perfume drifting through the air made Emmet's cock even harder.
Lucy:"I wonder how much longer you can keep edging. I'm going to squeeze you so tight you'll ejaculate in my tit-pussy in no time."
Lucy:(Moving her tits)*Shlick! Shloop! Shluup!*
Emmet:"Ahhh...Ahhh..."
Lucy:"Can't take it anymore? Go ahead, cover me in your semen."
Emmet cums and covers Lucy in his semen.
Lucy:"That's a lot of cum."
You Guys:"Um...Okay. I don't know what I just read."