Credit to @Wewantthecake's OC!
Bose and Chapa are trying to catch a criminal but to no avail.
Atom transition to Chapa and Bose sitting at the table in the Man's Nest.
Chapa:"We're not doing so well, Bose. We need a new approach, a new tactic."
Bose:"Hmm...I got it! Let's get naked!"
Chapa:"Great idea, Bosey!"
Chapa gets up and strips naked and Bose drools and Bose gets up and strips naked and Chapa drools.
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Beach
Bose is wearing blue swimming trunks and Chapa is wearing a red bikini and cover up.
Chapa:(Slowly takes off her cover up, slowly revealing her bikini and when it's revealed she strikes a sexy pose)"Oh Bose...you don't know how hard it is being a girl, looking the way I do."
Bose:(Drooling and licking his lips)"You don't know how hard it is being a boy, looking at you the way you do."
Chapa:"I'm not bad, I'm just made that way."
Chapa noticed Bose was licking his lips at her and she smirked. With half lidded eyes, she slowly moved her hands down her body, tracing over her curves.
Chapa:(Seductive tone)"Like what you see, Bosey? See anything you like?"
She winks at him and Bose whimpers a bit and starts shaking a bit and gulps.
Bose:"Y-yes..."
Chapa:"Do you want some of this?"
Chapa started jiggling her breasts, making them bounce and making Bose do a whimpering moan.
Bose:"Y-y-yes..."
Chapa:"Well then..."
Chapa laid down on her beach towel in a sexy pose.
Chapa:"Come and get me, Bosey."
Chapa smirked and winked at Bose.
Bose couldn't resist.
He moaned and pounced on Chapa.
Chapa:(To Bose)"You're dancing with lighting bolts now." She purred.
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Jaws
When Quint is slowly driven to insanity with catching the shark like Mr.Krabs in the Spongebob episode Clams where Mr.Krabs is also slowly driven to insanity with catching the clam that ate Mr.Krabs's millionth dollar and in that Danger Force episode Power Problems Part 2 when Bose was stuck on that boat for a week without Chapa probably slowly drove Bose to insanity.
Quint:(Slowly walking toward Martin Brody and Matt Hooper who are slowly backing away with their hands up in defense)"So you think ol' Captain Quint has gone crazy, do ye?"
Martin Brody:"Not at all, Captain Quint. We don't think that at all!"
Matt Hooper:"I think that."
Quint:"I'm gonna throw you overboard for saying that!"
Martin Brody and Matt Hooper both beg for mercy.
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Spongebob Clams
After the giant clam eats Mr.Krabs's millionth dollar.
Spongebob:(To Mr.Krabs)"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
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The Man's Nest
Alanna, Chapa, and Bose are sitting at the table playing the Jaws board game.(I've never played this game before so the following stuff is probably not accurate)Alanna is the shark, Chapa is Quint, and Bose is Matt Hooper.
Chapa:"Bose! Er, I mean Matt! Watch out for the shark!"
Ray, who was walking by, overheard what Chapa said and immediately stopped in his tracks.
Ray:"What shark?!(takes a closer look at the game board)what's this?(snatches Alanna's game piece, causing her to let out a "Hey!" and looks at it)This shark doesn't look real!"
Chapa:"That's because this is a GAME, dummy."
Bose:"Jaws the board game!"
Alanna:"A game of horror and suspense!"
Chapa:"Based on the most terrifying motion picture..."
Bose:"...From the terrifying #1 best seller." Bose finished.
Alanna showed Ray the game box then sets it down.
Chapa:"Take a break and play around with us!"
Bose:"Yeah! Come on, sir!"
Alanna:(Holding up the Martin Brody character figure game piece)"Here! You can play Police Chief Martin Brody!"
Ray:"Ah! What the heck! Could be fun!"
Alanna:"Yay!"
Bose:"Yippee!"
Chapa:"Hooray!"
Ray sits down and takes the Brody game piece from Alanna.
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Jaws
Police Chief Martin Brody
Audience Surrogate: He's not experienced in matters of the sea, not perfect hero material, and basically ordinary.
Me:"Oh like Emmet from The Lego Movie."
The Lego Movie
Emmet:"Look come on! This is just a big misunderstanding! I'm just a regular, normal, ordinary guy!"
Emmet:"I know what you're thinking "He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us!...And you are right."
Me:"Aw man, imagine Emmet in Jaws, accompanying Police Chief Martin Brody, Marine Biologist Matt Hooper, and Shark Hunter Quint to catch the shark. I wonder how he would react when the shark appears? Maybe scream and run around the deck. And I wonder what the others will think of him. Amusing or annoying? Or both? And would they want to use him as bait or ballast? And he would build his double decker couch which the others would want to use as bait or ballast..."
Emmet:"Introducing the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"
Quint:"That is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard."
Matt:"Please, Quint. Let me handle this. That idea is just the worst."
Quint shakes his head and blinks.
Martin:(To Emmet)"You really haven't got any brains at all, have you son?"
Emmet:"No."
Me:"Yeah, he's obviously not the sharpest tool in the tool box or tool shed. That construction helmet of his is too thick! Ha ha ha! Ha, construction humor."
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Jaws
Matt Hooper:(About the shark)"What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine. An eating machine."
Me:"Oh, like Patrick. Real starfish eat mussels, clams, and snails. Patrick Star eats Krabby Patties, ice cream, popcorn, goo, and even worm food. Patrick will eat anything you give him."
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Jaws
Ellen: See the kids?
Martin: They must be in the backyard.
Ellen: In Amity, you say: yahd.
Martin: There in the yahd, not too fah from the cah. How's that?
Ellen: Like your from New York.
You Guys:"Darn."
Me:(To Ellen)"Don't you have 50 million things to do?"
You Guys:"Damn!"
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Jaws
In the opening scene when Chrissie goes skinny dipping.
Me:"Hey, we wild and wet now. We wild and wet."
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Jaws
Quint:(About the shark)"I'll have it's head cut off(holds up a plauge that reads "Bruce")and mounted over my fireplace!"
Shot of Bruce's head on the plauge that reads "Bruce" above Quint's fireplace.
Quint is sitting by the fire with a cup of tea and a content smile on his face. He sips his tea and blinks.
Underwater, it turns out Bruce heard the whole thing and that was his imagination. Bruce screams and holds onto his head as his mate Brucette cries.
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Just so you know, sharks have claspers. They're like a penis.
Jaws
Quint:(To the shark Bruce)"You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!"
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Bose and Miles are fighting over Chapa.
Bose:(To Miles)"You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!"
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Miles and Bose are fighting over Chapa.
Miles:(To Bose)"You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!"
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Cindy:(To Bose)"You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!"
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Street Fightin'
After Crank is mean to Bose.
Chapa:(To Crank)"You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!"
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Miles Sells His Soul
Cindy:(To Ricardo)"You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!"
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Miles Sells His Soul
Alanna was excited to meet The Tooth Fairy. Alanna asked for The Tooth Fairy's autograph. It turns out, The Tooth Fairy has a soft spot for kids through the ages of 6-12. That's how old kids are when they first lose their baby teeth and stop losing their baby teeth.
After the events of the episode at Chapa's house in the room Chapa and Alanna share.
Alanna is jumping on her bed in excitement, her Frozen 2 nightgown swaying and flowing.
Alanna:"I can't believe it! I met The Tooth Fairy, met a Demon, and got to see you, Bose and Miles get your souls back! All in one day!"
Alanna stops jumping on her bed, flops down on it, and turns to her older sister who is on her bed across the room.
Alanna:"So, what are we gonna do tomorrow?"
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Miles Sells His Soul
Mika:(To Miles, Chapa and Bose)"I leave you guys alone and this is what happens?!"
Mika:"I can leave you 3 alone for a minute, can I?"
Me:"Nope. You cannot leave them alone for a minute. Because if you do leave them alone then Miles and Bose will be fighting over Chapa. Miles would be yanking one of Chapa's arms and Bose would be yanking the other arm. And you ESPECIALLY can't leave Bose and Chapa alone together in a dark room with the door closed and locked. If you know what I mean...;)"
You Guys:(Smiling)"Yeah! Oh, I know what you mean, Author's Name..."
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Two guys are watch Spongebob episodes together.
They are watching the Spongebob episode Sailor Mouth.
The episode
Spongebob: Hmm, what's this one? Krabs is a... hmm? Krabs is a [dolphin chirp].Incidental 119: [clearly disgusted] Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? [picks up some garbage bags and leaves]SpongeBob: Well, sometimes, but not... Recently.Patrick: [off-screen] Hi, garbage man. [appears on-screen] Hi, SpongeBob.SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick! Hey, Patrick, do you know what this word means?Patrick: "Krabs..." Uh, isn't that the red, sweaty guy you work for?SpongeBob: [pointing to "Krabs," then the unseen word] Nah-uh, not that word, that word.Patrick: Hmm... [dolphin chirp]! Oh, hey! I think I know what that means. That's one of those sentence enhancers.SpongeBob: Sentence enhancers?Patrick: You use them when you want to talk fancy. You just sprinkle it over anything you say, and Wham-O! You've got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich!SpongeBob: Oh, I get it! Let me try. [clears his throat] Hello, Patrick. Lovely [dolphin chirp] day we're having, isn't it?Patrick: Why, yes it is, SpongeBob. This [dolphin chirp] day is particularly [dolphin chirp] lovely!SpongeBob: How [dolphin chirp] right you are, Patrick![The two continue to say the word a few more times.]
One Of The Guys:(Because they were making the dolphin chirp sound a lot)"Man am-am I in Sea World right now?"
Me:"Aren't you in Sea World every time you watch Spongebob?"
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Jaws
Police Chief Martin Brody:"Slow it ahead. I can go "Slow it ahead". Come on down here and chum some of this shit!"
Me:(Gasps)"Did he just say?"
You Guys:"Aye, he did."
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Jaws
Mayor Vaughn:"I don't think either one of you are familar with our problems!"
Matt Hooper:"Uh, I think that I am familar with the face that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass!"
Me:(Watching the movie and shaking my head)"Well-ugh! I thought this was a movie! Not a guttermouth convention!"
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Jaws
Matt Hooper:"I need to have something in the foreground to give it some scale!"
Police Chief Martin Brody:"Foreground my ass!"
Me:(Clearly disgusted)"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
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Me:(About Bruce the shark in Jaws)"I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his ass."
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Street Fightin'
In the end when Chapa walks into Hip Hop Puree as Volt.
Chapa:(To The Chain Gang)"Surprise motherfuckers!"
Chapa zaps the crap out of them.
The Chain Gang:"AHHH! IT BURNS! AHHH!"
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Chapa and Bose are naked.
Chapa is giving Bose a blowjob.
Bose is REALLY enjoying it! Bose moans as Chapa sucks on his dick.
Chapa:(In her head)"Sounds like he's REALLY enjoying this!"
Bose:(In pure bliss; In his head: Holy shit! Chapa's EXTREMELY good at this!)"OH WOW! Mmm! Oh God...Yes! Don't stop! Ahh...Mmm! Ohhhh...Mmm! Yes! Just like that, Chapa! Mmm! You're so good at sucking my cock, Chapa. Oh fuck...That's so good...Ahhh....Oh God...Fuck! Mmm! Yes, don't stop, Chapa! Fuck! You're incredible, Chapa! Mmm! Ohh...Ohhh...Yeah...That's good...Oh...Ah...Ohh...Ahhh...Mmm! Oh yeah, just like that. Oh fuck...W-wow...Holy fuck...Ohh...Yes...Ah...Fuck...Ah...Mmm...Oh God...Mmm! Oh...Fuck...Mmm! Mmm...Ooohh...That's so good...Mmm...Oooh...Ah! Ahh...Ah...Oh! Ohhhh Oh ohh...Ahh...Mmm...Ahh...Ohh...Mmm...Oh...Ah! Ahh! Ohhh...Ah! Ah! Ugh! Oh God...Mmm! Hnnnnnggg! Ohhh! Fuck! Ahhh! Ugh! Yes! Hnnnnggg! Hnnngg...Mmm! Yes! Ahh...Hnng! Hnnngg! Ugh! Ahh! Ugh! HNNNNGH! AHHHH! Ahhh! HNNNNGGG! Fuck! I'm cumming! Hnnng!"
Bose cums in Chapa's mouth and she eagerly swallows it and licks her lips.
Chapa:"Mmm!"
You Guys:(Laughing)"What is going on? Come on man, er, I mean girl, stop, stop."
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A naked Bose walks up to a naked Chapa.
Bose:"Okay, my cocker is ready to go up your ass!"
Chapa:"Okay! I'm ready to do it! I want to do it!"
Bose inserts his cock into Chapa's ass and starts thrusting in and out of it.
Chapa:(In pain)"Ah, please! Make it stop!"
You Guys:(Laughing)"Make it stop? You're the one who wanted to do it, you sick girl."
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Chapa:(To Bose)"Well then, I guess you don't wanna see what's in my ass."
Bose:"What is it?"
You Guys:"I definitely don't."
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Bose:"You'll never guess what I found in my cock last night! Go ahead! Guess!"
You Guys:"I'd rather not-I-I-I don't think I wanna guess."
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Chapa speaks to Ray in a sassy tone.
Ray:"I don't like your tone!"
Chapa:(Singing)"I wish that I could turn back time!(Normal voice)How's that?"
Bose:(Smiling and nodding)"That's a good tone."
Chapa:(Tracing her hair behind her ear in a flirty way; In a flirty tone)"Thank you, Bosey."
Chapa does a flirty giggle.
Bose:"You're welcome!"
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Chapa:"I have a BIG crush on Bose! VERRRRRRRRY big crush on Bose!"
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Bose:"I have a BIG crush on Chapa! VERRRRRRRRY big crush on Chapa!"
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Bose:"Can I get horny?"
Chapa:"Yes!"
Bose smiles.
Miles:"Can I get horny?"
Chapa:"No!"
Miles frowns.
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Chapa:"Can I get horny?"
Bose:"Yes!"
Chapa smiles.
Mika:"Can I get horny?"
Bose:"No!"
Mika frowns.
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Chapa:(Stripping)"Let me slip out of these flimsy clothes - then you can tell me if you like what you see."
Bose:(Drooling and licking his lips)"I'm already LOVING what I'm seeing!"
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Chapa:(To Bose)"Now, what's that hard thing in your pants? It wouldn't happen to be your cock, would it?"
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Bose's Pov
Bose:(Flirtatiously)"I really wanna kiss you, Ms.Da Silva."
Chapa:(Sly smile)"Well then..."
Chapa cups my face with her hands and smiles.
Chapa:"Let's fufill that wish, shall we?"
Bose smiles really big.
Bose:"You have no idea how happy I am that this is finally happening. I have fantasised about this moment for YEARS."
Chapa:(Giggling)"We've only known each other for 4 years, Bosey."
Bose:"Yeah! Years! Now hurry up and kiss me!"
Chapa chuckles, smiles, shakes her head, leans in and gently kisses me on the lips.
Bose:(In his head)"So...s-so goooood..."
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Bose's Pov
Bose:(Flirtatiously)"I really wanna kiss you, Ms.Da Silva."
Chapa:(Sly smile)"Well then..."
She lunges toward me!
Chapa:"Let me give you one."
Smooch!
Her soft lips press into mine as she lands in my arms.
She feels so warm and soft, and those lips make my whole body tingle with warmth.
I close my eyes and cherish the moment.
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Chapa and Bose are kissing.
Bose:"Mhm..."
Chapa:"Mhmm..."
Chapa:"Mmmm..."
Chapa:"Mmm..."
Chapa:"Mmm!"
Bose:"Mmm!"
Bose:(In his head about Chapa)"Wow! She's a better kisser than I imagined she would be! I love the way she's running her fingers through my hair while she makes out with me."
Chapa:(In her head about Bose)"I know he's my close friend and this is wrong, but there's just something different when I kiss him. It's not like any of the other guys I've been with before. With them, the butterflies in my stomach never came back after the first kiss. But with, Bose, they never left. Every single kiss is as thrilling and exciting as our first! Each one sets my heart racing. My whole body feels weightless when he wraps his arms around me."
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Me:"Chapa and Bose better get together in Danger Force. Miles and Mika better step off. No one can make Bose happy like Chapa can and no one can make Chapa happy like Bose can. They are soulmates and they are going to get married and have 1,037 babies."
Mike And Chris:"1,000 what?!"
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Me:"In this week's brand new Danger Force episode SwellMelonFest since Bose and Chapa both have dates, I hope they try to make each other jealous with each other's dates. Like, for example, Chapa would make Bose jealous by gushing about how her date has dimples that are better than Bose's and Bose would be all like: "His dimples are not better than mine!"
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Mika is complaining about Sissy from Miles Sells His Soul.
Mika:"She is the worst!"
Bose:(Sitting at the Man's Nest table; Pounds his fists on the table in annoyance; Annoyed Tone)"Pipe down, Mika! I'm trying to concentrate!...(Dreamy tone; Puts his head on his hand)On Chapa..."
Bose sighs dreamily as he has hearts above his head and he has heart eyes as he stares at Chapa who is sitting across from him.
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Miles is complaining about how he gets too much homework.
Miles:"It is the worst!"
Chapa:(Sitting at the Man's Nest table; Pounds her fists on the table in annoyance; Annoyed Tone)"Pipe down, Miles! I'm trying to concentrate!...(Dreamy tone; Puts her head on her hand)On Bose..."
Chapa sighs dreamily as she has hearts above her head and she has heart eyes as she stares at Bose who is sitting across from her.
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Me:"In Guardians Of The Ponytail when someone said Archduke Fernando I love how Chapa and Bose spit together at the same time in unison."
You Guys:"Yeah, nothing more romantic than spitting. You may want to leave the spitting part out. Not very romantic."
Me:"No, but, this is."
Danger Force Minisode 1:Secrets Revealed
Chapa:"Um, I-I know Brainstorm because..."
Bose:"I...saved her!"
Chapa:"What?! No! No!"
Trent:"Saucy! Were you utterly helpless and then Brainstorm swooped in and saved him?"
Mary:"Did you stare into his comforting eyes and breathlessly thank him? Did he give you a little smooch-a-roo?"
Bose tilted his head in a sly manner.
Trent:"You can tell us. We're reporters."
Mary:(Holding a literal tea cup)"Spill the tea."
Bose:"Well,(putting his hands on his chest and holding his hands up)She kissed me."
Bose smiles and shrugs.
Chapa:"Okay, no one kissed anyone! Okay!"
Guys! Bose smiled and shrugged! Hmm, what could he be up to right now? It seems as if he wants the kiss to happen! Meanwhile, I don't think Chapa wants the kiss to happen...yet...;) She seems a bit disgusted. She probably still thinks boys have germs and cooties! LOL!
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The Thousand Pranks War Part 2
Bose:"Ah, man, I think you shook me to sleep."
Ray:"I am sorry, but all of Rivalton is gonna pay for what Mika did to you."
Schwoz:"Ray, you know I don't like being bothered when I'm eating peanuts from a can."
Bose gets scared, screams, runs to Chapa, hides behind her, and wraps his arms around her, hands touching Chapa's boobs! Oooo~Naughty Bose wants some of Chapa's boobies! I bet naughty Bose also wants some of Chapa's booty!
Bose:"Dang right!(About Chapa)She's got a bubble butt!"