Credit to @Wewantthecake's OC!
Bose and Chapa are having a sleepover at Bose's house.
Bose is sitting on the couch eating popcorn watching the movie "Jaws" on the TV.
The opening scene where Chrissie is attacked by Bruce the shark.
When Bruce the shark drags Chrissie all over the place while she's screaming.
Bose:(Knowing Chapa loves horror films)"Hurry, Chapa, "Jaws" is on."
Chapa walks in the room and sits down next to Bose.
Chapa:"Bose,(gestures to the TV; Chrissie is now trying to hang onto the buoy to save herself but to no avail)You shouldn't watch this."
Chapa takes some popcorn and eats some as Chrissie's screams are being heard from the TV.
Bose:"What do you mean I shouldn't watch this? Scary movies don't always freak me out."
Scene cuts to Bose and Chapa lying in Bose's bed. Chapa forgot her sleeping bag so Bose offered her to sleep with him. She agrees but only if Bose promises to not do anything naughty or dirty if you know what I mean ;) Anyway! Bose is whimpering and shivering.
Bose:"What if there is a shark in the pool? What if there is a shark in the bathtub?(pupils dilate)What if there is a shark in the toilet? Chapa?"
Chapa is sleeping.
Bose:"Psst, Chapa? Sparky?"
Bose pokes Chapa's eye, causing her to wake up.
Chapa:"Dude!"
Bose:"Chapa, if there was a shark in the toilet, you'd tell me, right?"
Chapa gives Bose a "You woke me up for this?" look but then she just shakes her head, smiles, giggles and laughs, amused.
Bose:"Oh, I've got nothing to worry about! And now to get a good night's sleep."
Bose goes to sleep but then dreams about being attacked by the shark from the movie earlier.
Scene cuts to the next day at the Man's Nest.
Bose is panting.
Bose:(Looks to his left)"Shark! Oh my gosh!"
Shark turns out to be one of the gum canisters, one of the weapons, one of Ray's hair care products, and a soda bottle.
Bose:"Huh?"
Bose chuckles nervously.
The emergency alarm goes off.
Bose:(Running)"Shark! I'm getting out of the water!"
Bose realizes his mistake.
Bose:"Oh."
Bose gets his gum canister.
Ray:"Bose!"
Bose screams and he lets go of his gum canister making the thing open and the gums spill out all over the floor.
Ray slips on them and falls down on the floor.
Ray:"Whoa! Oof!"
Bose:"Ray, why are you on the floor?"
Ray:(Getting up)"I'm not on the floor! I'm waiting for you to chew and blow!"
Bose:"Of course."
Bose transforms into Brainstorm.
Bose:"Sorry sir, I'm not really feeling myself today. I guess I'm a little bit jumpy. I keep thinking sharks are gonna eat me, probably on account of this movie I watched last night where a shark ate people. I even asked Chapa if there was a shark in the toilet! Pretty funny, huh?"
Ray:(Sarcastically)"Hilarious. Just get to the tube."
Bose does so and stands next to Chapa of course. Ray gets to the tube as well.
Bose:(Flirtatiously)"Hello, m'lady."
Chapa blushes and looks away.
Chapa:(Shyly)"Just-just call it."
Bose:"Down the tube!"
Down the tube they go.
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Me after watching "Jaws".
Me:"What did I just watch? What did I just witness?"
Scene cuts to me at the beach, afraid to dip a single toe into the water.
Me:"What if there are sharks in there?!"
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Me watching Jaws.
Me:(Sarcastically)"Ooh, I'm so scared."
Me watching Bose and Mika kissing.
Me:(Hands over my eyes)"My eyes! That is too scary!"
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Miles and Bose are fighting over Chapa.
Bose:(To Miles)"You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack, and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers that rich folk have! That will be your balls!"
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Chapa:(To Bose)"Well, aren't you gonna show us your penis?"
Mika:(To Chapa)"He probably forgot where it is."
Chapa:"What the fuck?!"
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Chapa:(To Bose)"Can I get horny?"
Bose:(Smiling)"Yes."
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Me:(To Mike And Chris About Unmasked)"You have Miles call Chapa "M'lady" and give her flowers and have Mika and Bose say they kissed, it's like hitting the beserk button on us Chose fans which makes us get out our pitchforks and torches for Christ Sakes! Fuck! I think I'm gonna be sick!"
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Me:"Bose and Mika kissing is more disgusting than a gory scene in Jaws. I'd rather watch a gory scene in "Jaws" than watch Bose and Mika kiss."
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Me:(To the people on the Dangerverse Fandom Wiki)"You have the Chapa and Bose relationship not have the word romantic and have the Bose and Mika relationship with the word romantic and have the Chapa and Miles relationship with the word romantic it's like hitting the beserk button on us Chose fans which makes us get out our pitchforks and torches for Christ Sakes! Fuck! I think I'm gonna be sick!"
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Me:(To Havan Flores)"You say in your commentary on Instagram that Bose and Chapa's affections for each other are not romantic just platonic it's like hitting the beserk button on us Chose fans which makes us get out our pitchforks and torches for Christ Sakes! Fuck! I think I'm gonna be sick!"
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Me:(To the Danger Force cast and crew)"You guys are crazy! I'm out of here! One day Chapa and Bose WILL be boyfriend and girlfriend! Mark it!"
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Guardians Of The Ponytail
Ray and Henry are playing chess.
Henry:"Do you know how to play chess?"
Ray:"Nah, nobody does."
Me:"That's true. I don't know how to play chess!"
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Bose walks into the Man's Nest but it's dark.
Bose:"Hey, why is it so dark in here?"
Suddenly, a flashlight turns on, lighting up Cindy's pretty face. Cindy is holding a flashlight and is standing a few feet away from Bose. Cindy starts to speak in a creepy, low voice.
Cindy:(Creepy, low voice)"Hey, uh, you've been dizzy, huh? So, I've got a question for ya. Do you wanna have a bad time? Cause, if you take another step forward, you are REALLY not going to like what happens next. It's a beautiful day outide. Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. On days like these...kids like you...(raspy voice)will be burning in hell."
Bose is now scared as hell and has a scared look on his face.
Bose:(Scared and stuttering)"Wha-wha-what? R-re-really?"
Cindy turns on the lights, turns off the flashlight, and throws the flaslight away. Cindy has a teasing smile on her face, a mischievous twinkle in her ocean blue eyes.
Cindy:"Nah! I just like to mess with ya!"
Cindy laughs and Bose is unamused and pouts.
Bose:"Stop laughing! It's not funny!"
Cindy:"Uh, no! It was extremely funny! Oh, you should have seen the look on your face!(Mimics Bose scared face)"Ooh! I'm so scared!"
Cindy continues to laugh.
Cindy:"Alanna! You can come out now!"
Alanna comes out from behind the couch with her phone, giggling.
Cindy:"Did you get it?"
Alanna:"Every priceless second!"
Cindy and Alanna look on the footage on Alanna's phone and laugh.
Alanna:"Aw man! Wait till I send this to Chapa!"
Bose:(Putting his hand out)"No! Don't sent that to Chapa!"
Alanna:"Okay! I won't send it to Chapa."
Bose breathes out a sigh of relief.
Bose:"Good."
Alanna:(Sends the recording to Chapa)"Oopsie daisie."
Later Chapa storms into the Man's Nest sparking with her phone in her hand.
Chapa:"Cindy! I'm gonna kill you! How could you scare Bose like that?!"
Chapa puts her phone away and turns to Bose, putting her hand on his cheek, stroking it.
Chapa:"I'm so sorry Cindy scared you Bosey. Are you okay?"
Bose smiles due to Chapa having her full attention on him.
Bose:"I am now."
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Earth to Bose
Ray:"Okay Glerp! The only thing you're gonna be stapling is my fist!"
Glerp uses a staplegun to staple Ray's fist, the rest of his body, and Chapa's to the metal door.
Glerp sets down the staplegun.
Ray:"You didn't let me finish. I was gonna say "The only thing you're gonna be stapling is my fist, the rest of my body, and Chapa's" so, so I was right."
Chapa:"Yeah."
Glerp:"Look, I know the reason you're all trying to kill me is because you're all in love with Bose."
Ray:"No!"
Chapa:"That's ridiculous!"
Me:(Laughing)"Good one, Chapa."
Chapa:"Good what?"
Me:"Like you don't know.(hits Chapa on the back of the head)Saying,(imitates Chapa)"That's ridiculous."(normal voice)That's hilarious! Everyone knows you're in love with Bose!"
Chapa blushes heavily.
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Me:"In Guardians Of The Ponytail I loved how whenever someone said "Archduke Fernando" they all spit. I loved that Chapa and Bose spit together twice."
You Guys:"Yeah, nothing more romantic than spitting."
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Guardians Of The Ponytail MY WAY!
Duke Wellington:"My ponytail is much more valuable than candy or last-saving medicine."
Chapa:"Ehh, that last one's pretty valuable."
Duke Wellington:"Remarkable notice."
Chapa:"Thank you."
Duke Wellington:"Someday, I will make you my queen."
Chapa:"Definitely not."
Duke Wellington:"I'm here to offer a proposal."
Bose:(Jealous; jealous tone; arms crossed)"Uh, that's gonna be a no from me big dog."
Duke Wellington:"It's an engagement."
Bose:(Jealous)"See? Marriage. Not interested."
Chapa:"What is it?"
Bose:"Don't do it Volt, you're a prize."
Chapa blushes.
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Street Fightin'
Chapa:"I'm gonna go in there and light that kid up!"
Ray:"No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
Chapa:"But he was mean to Bose!"
Ray:"Yeah, being mean is not a crime."
Chapa:"Okay, yeah, but, Bose is the only pure, innocent thing left in this dirt hole of a world."
Me:(To Havan Flores)"You call THAT platonic?! Platonic my ass!"
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Miles:"Chapa? Can you help me?"
Chapa:(Annoyed)"Why do I gotta be the one to deal with this shit?"
Bose:"Chapa? Can you help me?"
Chapa:(Pink backround with lighter pink hearts floating while Chapa's eyes are sparkling and a smile is on her face and she is speaking in a sweet tone)"Of course, Bosey! Anything for you!"
Miles:"..."
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Miles:(Holding a plate of cookies)"Here Chapa! I made you some cookies!"
Chapa takes a cookie and takes a bite but she spits it out.
Chapa:(Holding the cookie in one hand and her other hand is pointing a finger to it)"These taste like shit!"
Bose:(Holding a plate of cookies)"Hey Sparky! I baked you some cookies!"
Chapa takes a cookie and takes a bite and she smiles.
Chapa:(Holding the cookie in one hand and her other hand is pointing a finger to it)"These are delicious!"
Chapa eats the rest of the cookie, holds Bose's face and warmly smiles.
Chapa:(Sexy tone)"My compliments to the chef."
Chapa kisses Bose and lucky Bose gets to feel Chapa's soft, warm lips pressed against his that taste like chocolate from the chocolate chips in the cookies. Bose closes his eyes, happily kisses back, smiles, sighs, and hums through the kiss.
Bose and Chapa:(Their lips parting with each other)"Mmmm..."
Miles is just standing there jealous.
Just then Alanna walks by with her Sesame Street Cookie Monster doll which has a cookie.
Alanna makes the Cookie Monster say "Cookies!" and Alanna says it with him while mimicking his deep voice.
Miles:"Shut it Alanna."
Miles storms off and poor Alanna is confused.
Alanna:"What did I say?"
Alanna just shrugs and walks off to have a tea party.
Scene cuts to Alanna having a tea party with Bagel, her Cookie Monster doll, and her Dora The Explorer doll, with her Disney Princess tea set.