Twins were watching The Lego Movie.
The Movie
The part where Emmet first saw Lucy.
Twin 1:"Oh no."
Twin 2:"Oh no."
When Emmet was holding the 'You'.
Twin 1:(About Emmet)"Having a stroke, buddy?"
The Twins:"Pffft! Ha, ha, ha!"
Lucy flees.
Emmet:"Where are you going? Miss!"
One Of The Twins:(About Emmet; laughing)"That guy is so dumb."
Me:(About Emmet)"He can be rather dense, but he's really a sweet fellow. He may not be very bright, but he's like the sweetest dude ever! Tiny brain, huge heart. He's hilariously dumb. He's Mr.Hilarious. Mr.Hilarious.(Rolls my eyes)And guys, you can't always expect Emmet's usual brand of stupidity. He likes to mix it up. Keep you on your toes. Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are. Except Bose. He's aware that he's not very bright. But it doesn't bother him one bit! Oh my god, I need to see him and Emmet be like a tag team!...(shrugging)Whatever that is."
You Guys:(Laughing)"You don't know what a tag team is--?!"
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The Lego Movie
Emmet:"Well,(pulls out his phone)I guess I'm gonna have to report yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~"
The hooded figure removes their hood, revealing to be a beautiful woman. Emmet keeps holding the 'You' LOL!
Me:"Smoooooth~."
Later when Emmet and the girl from earlier who is named Wyldstyle land in The Old West, while the girl lands gracefully and upright while Emmet lands NOT so gracefully, in a clumsy way, on his face, and is STILL screaming and screams for 8 or 9 or 10 seconds straight! LOL!
Me:"Real smooth, Emmet."
One girl was all like:
Girl:"Not smooth, not smooth at all.(About Wyldstyle after she scoffed)She's like 'Oh my god'."
Later when Batman leaves on the Millennium Falcon Wyldstyle is shocked and heartbroken and weeps and Emmet tries to comfort her.
Emmet:"Wyldstyle, you're such an amazing person, and you know, if Batman can't see that, well then he's just...he's just as blind as a...guy...whose eyes just stopped working."
Me:"Smooth Emmet, real smooth."
Other people were all like
One Guy:"Nice."
The Other Guy:"Well done."
The twins were all like 'Pfft! What?! (Laughs)'
Later
Wyldstyle takes off her robot disguise.
Wyldstyle:"Lucy."
Emmet:"What?"
Lucy:"That was my real name. You asked earlier and it's...Lucy."
Emmet takes off his robot disguise as well and smiles.
Emmet:"I really like that name."
Me:"Now that was smooth."
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The Lego Movie 2:The Second Part
After Lucy and the others get kidnapped.
Emmet goes unconscious.
Emmet regains consciouness.
Emmet:"Huh? Lucy? What?"
Apocalypsburger:"Emmet, what have you done?"
Emmet:(Rolling his eyes)"Guys, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. Keep you on your toes."
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Wyldstyle/Lucy and Flynn/Eugene are talking about being fugitives from the law.
Wyldstyle/Lucy has her hood up.
Wyldstyle/Lucy:"But it doesn't have to be all bad, right? I mean, at least we have each other."
Flynn/Eugene:"Yeah!"
Wyldstyle/Lucy:"And all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right?"
A picture of a strong, muscular German man appears. He is wearing nothing but flower-patterned shorts.
Muscular Guy:"Ja, buns and thighs!"
The scene shows a medium shot of Flynn/Eugene.
Flynn/Eugene:(Standing up)"And the bitter cold, it's bracing, isn't it?!"
The scene shows a medium shot of Wyldstyle/Lucy. She looks like a cubic snow-woman.
Wyldstyle:"Yeah! Maybe being a felon could be...(breaks out of snow-woman)...fun!(pulling down her hood)We can loosen our clothes!"
The scene shows a medium shot of Flynn/Eugene.
Flynn/Eugene:"Yeah!(unbuttons the button from under the top button of his vest. Flynn/Eugene jumps, waving his hands)And we can fly!"
Wyldstyle/Lucy:"Yeah!(jumps off a cliff, then falls, screaming, and hits the ground with a thud. Her pained voice echoes from the bottom.)Okay...we still can't do that!(crawls back up to Flynn/Eugene)But we don't have to shave."
The two sit down. A medium close-up is shown.
Flynn/Eugene:(While lifting his left leg)"I'm way ahead of you, buddy!"
A close-up of Flynn/Eugene's hairy left leg is shown.
The scene of Wyldstyle/Lucy in a medium close-up is shown.
Wyldstyle:"And you get to talk tough!(Wyldstyle/Lucy is shown in a wide-shot. She pulls her hood back up. She is imitating a cowgirl)This town ain't big enough for the two of us."
Flynn/Eugene:"Uh, let me try:(Using a bad impersonation of a cowboy)Uh...hey punk."
Flynn/Eugene laughs.
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Chapa and Bose are going for a stroll.
Bose:"Race ya!"
Bose laughs and runs off.
Chapa runs after him.
Chapa:"Bose, watch out!(runs and takes Bose away from the crack)Whew! You almost tripped on that crack. Now watch where you're going!"
Bose:"Okay. Thanks, buddy."
Bose walks towards a street with some mud.
A bus drives towards a mud puddle on the road next to them.
Chapa:"Bose, look out!(she jumps in front of Bose to avoid mud from hitting him, getting covered in mud in the process. A log of mud slowly slides out of her mouth.)Ha, that was close."
Bose:"Ha, ha. Chapa fly."
Chapa:"Bose, this is serious. I really care about you, okay? You can't just wander aimlessly around like you've been..."
Bose:"What?"
Bose walks into Swellview lake.
Chapa:"Bose!(she jumps into the water and stops Bose from going underwater and drowning by picking up Bose as he sinks. She carries him to the other side, then puts him down.)Bose, why'd you just walk into Swellview lake?"
Bose:(Rolling his eyes)"Chapa, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. Keep you on your toes."
Bose falls from a construction site and almost lands in fire.
Chapa:"Ahhh!(jumps in a crane, saves Bose and drags him back to his home)Here we are! Home safe home! And nothing happened to Bose!"
Bose:"Good job, Chapa."
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Wyldstyle/Lucy and Emmet are going for a stroll.
Emmet:"Race ya!"
Emmet laughs and runs off.
Wyldstyle/Lucy runs after him.
Wyldstyle/Lucy:"Emmet, watch out!(runs and takes Emmet away from the crack)Whew! You almost tripped on that crack. Now watch where you're going!"
Emmet:"Okay. Thanks, babe/Luce/Lucy/Wyldstyle."
Emmet walks towards a street with some mud.
A bus drives towards a mud puddle on the road next to them.
Wyldstyle/Lucy:"Emmet, look out!(she jumps in front of Emmet to avoid mud from hitting him, getting covered in mud in the process. A log of mud slowly slides out of her mouth.)Ha, that was close."
Emmet:"Ha, ha. Lucy/Wyldstyle fly."
Wyldstyle/Lucy:"Emmet, this is serious.(When Emmet has The Piece Of Resistance on his back)You're carrying precious cargo now.(When Emmet and Wyldstyle/Lucy are dating)I really care about you, okay? You can't just wander aimlessly around like you've been..."
Emmet:"What?"
Emmet walks into Bricksburg lake.
Wyldstyle/Lucy:"Emmet!(she jumps into the water and stops Emmet from going underwater and drowning by picking up Emmet as he sinks. She carries him to the other side, then puts him down.)Emmet, why'd you just walk into Bricksburg lake?"
Emmet:(Rolling his eyes)"Wyldstyle/Lucy, you can't always except my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. Keep you on your toes."
Emmet falls from a construction site and almost lands in fire.
Wyldstyle/Lucy:"Ahhh!(jumps in a crane, saves Emmet and drags him back to his apartment)Here we are! Home safe home! And nothing happened to Emmet!"
Emmet:"Good job, babe/Luce/Lucy/Wyldstyle."
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Rapunzel and Flynn/Eugene are going for a stroll.
Flynn/Eugene:"Race ya!"
Flynn/Eugene laughs and runs off.
Rapunzel:"Eugene, watch out!(runs up to Eugene and pulls him away from the crack)Whew! You almost tripped on that crack. Now watch where you're going!"
Flynn/Eugene:"Okay. Thanks, Rapunzel."
A bus drives towards a mud puddle on the road next to them.
Rapunzel:"Eugene, look out!(she jumps in front of Flynn/Eugene to avoid mud from hitting him, getting covered in mud in a process. A log of mud slowly slides out of her mouth)Ha, that was close."
Flynn/Eugene:"Ha, ha. Rapunzel fly."
Rapunzel:"Eugene, this is serious. I really care about you, okay? You can't just wander aimlessly around like you've been..."
Flynn/Eugene:"What?"
Flynn/Eugene walks into Corona lake.
Rapunzel:"Eugene!(she jumps into the water and stops Flynn/Eugene from going underwater and drowning by picking up Flynn/Eugene as he sinks. She carries him to the other side, then sets him down.)Eugene, why'd you just walk into Corona lake?"
Flynn/Eugene:(Rolling his eyes)"Rapunzel, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. Keep you on your toes."
Flynn/Eugene falls from a construction site and almost lands in fire.
Rapunzel:"Ahhh!(jumps in a crane, saves Flynn/Eugene, and drags him back to the castle)Here we are! Home safe home! And nothing happened to Eugene!"
Flynn/Eugene:"Good job, Rapunzel."