Parents of Groom to be (after weeks of no response) - "We can't continue with this proposal."
Parents of Bride to be - "Why not?"
Parents of Groom to be - "... "
Caller ID blocked
Mother of Bride to be - "Why did they reject our daughter? I don't understand. She is beautiful, smart, knows how to cook, and works so hard. We were even ready to spend lacks on her wedding."
Father of Bride to be - "I think I may know why. One of my colleagues said that people usually avoid brown-eyed girls since they irrationally believe that they never bring good luck to their in-law's family."
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The colors are offended again.
22nd-century ticket, please!
Got to time travel.