DSMP OneShots

By Clouds_nap

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This is my life now :] What I will write: Fluff ANGST (I love it :33) Lime Lemon Started: 11/21/2022 Ended:... More

~𝕀𝕟𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟~
Is it Cold Outside? PT:1
Melting Blue PT:2
The Corpse in my Bed PT:3
The Blind Date (Request)
Explosions in the Woods
You Teach Me, I Teach You (Request)
Blood and Slobber (Request?)
_Family Dinner_
~Family Time~
My Brother Made This
The Two Rats <3
WHAT THE FUCK-
I Don't Know...
~Online Holiday~
𝓞𝓾𝓻 𝓕𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼
𝐒𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐬
Fαɱιʅყ Hσʅιԃαყ
ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ
𝒦𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝑀𝑒 𝒪𝓃𝒸𝑒
𝕎𝕙𝕪'𝕤 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕌𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖? (Request)
* 🎀 >𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓂𝒶𝓈 𝑀𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸< 🎀 *
'𝐓𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧
^ᴜɴʜᴏʟʏ^
Presents in Lava
__A Prince and A Guard__
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐆𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐁𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭
Orphan Presents
Death's A Dream
Christmas River
The Book Of Gods
Bottles and Blood
FairyTale
Who's Coming Over?
Sleepy Christmas
What's Christmas?
That's What The Point of The Mattress.
Sky High
We're Gonna Kill Santa Claus
Fairytale Love PT:2
Hang The Mistletoe
History Repeats Itself
The Perfect Gift
Stuck in Bed...
Green & Blue
Burn The Tree
Love By The Fire
First Visit
𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚆𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚜~
Good Boys Get Presents
Government Hooker
The Duck
Little Kitty
The Beeutiful Bride
The Day You Left...
A New Years Night
𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐃𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬
𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻 𝟭𝟬𝟭
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚏𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚛
ℍ𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕄𝕖 𝔽𝕖𝕖𝕝...
-Safe in Nevadas-
Wₕy Dₒₑₛ ₕₑ... ₗₒᵥₑ ₘₑ?
𝗧𝗿𝗮𝘂𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻 𝟭𝟬𝟭 𝗣𝗧:𝟮
𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜, 𝙽𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎~
𝙻𝚎𝚝 𝙸𝚝 𝙾𝚞𝚝
6 Pills
ᎷᏋᎷᎧᏒᎥᏋᏕ
𝙿-𝙿-𝙿 𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚊𝚌𝚎~ (𝟼𝟿)
𝐀 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐭 𝐓𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝...
ßð††ðm †ð †ðþ
Duckie Hat
𝘈 𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘔𝘺 𝘉𝘦𝘦 ♡
~♥Taking Him Out♥~
【Traitor】
--𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚁𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚢--
Secrets of a Tortured Smile :)
𝐵𝒾𝓇𝓉𝒽𝒹𝒶𝓎 𝑀𝑜𝑜𝓃𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉
ᥴꪖꪑꫀ ꪻꫝ᥅ꪮꪊᧁꫝ ꪑꪗ ᭙꠸ꪀᦔꪮ᭙
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞
~𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘗𝘢𝘺𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴~
Y͓̽o͓̽u͓̽ ͓̽D͓̽o͓̽n͓̽'͓̽t͓̽ ͓̽L͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽ ͓̽H͓̽e͓̽r͓̽?
TᗩKE ᗩ ᗷᖇEᗩK
ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴀʀ-
𝐆𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐌𝐲 𝐀𝐠𝐞
Sƚυƈƙ Iɳ Tԋҽ Cԋασʂ
Fαƈҽ Iƚ...
Dҽαԃ Bσყ Wαʅƙιɳɠ
Thank you <3333
𝙳𝚘𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝙾𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜
Lðvê Övêr §êå§
†wð Lðvêr§
Eყҽʂ Rҽԃ...
ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ ꜱᴛᴜꜰꜰ
𝐻𝒾𝑔𝒽𝒮𝒸𝒽𝑜𝑜𝓁 𝒫𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓀𝓈
ꪖ ᦔꪖꪗ ꪖꪻ ꪻꫝꫀ ᥇ꫀꪖᥴꫝ
Death of a child/Egg
ₐ Dᵣᵢfₜ ₐₜ ₛₑₐ
ᥴꪮꪑᠻꪗ ᥴꪮρꪗ
𝕋𝕚𝕟𝕪 𝔻𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘
♥ Arcade Date ♥
ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ
♥ Shipping ♥
Death of a Child/Egg PT:2
ꪻꫝꫀ ᦓꪊꪀ ꪖꪀᦔ ꪑꪮꪮꪀ
7 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ Qᴜᴀᴄᴋɪᴛʏ
♤♢ Hαρρყ Dυƈƙʅιɳɠ ♢♤
DND Adventure: And So It Begins
Revenge
ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕤 ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘
ᏋᎷᎧ ᏰᎧᎩ
ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇ ᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ

Yσυ'ɾҽ Gσɳɳα Lσʋҽ ɱҽ, αɳԃ Yσυ'ɾҽ Gσɳɳα Lιƙҽ Iƚ-

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By Clouds_nap

Clouds doesn't do Pumpkinduo fluff often (actually don't think I've ever done it) but I think this is pretty good, it's not long but it doesn't need to be <3
I hope you like this idea, it is from our SSP, NonbinaryAugust <3
Also, this is my 67th oneshot (if you count the two things that weren't oneshots which I'm going to cause... 69 funny number).

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// Schlatt POV //
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I took the thermometer out of his mouth and he stared up at me from the bed, "119°- fucking hell, Q-" I looked down at him and he giggled at me.

"This isn't funny, we need to get you to the doctors-" He started laughing a little more then winced, grabbing his head, "ow-"

"Come on, you're temperature's supposed to be in the 90s no-"

"No, it's not?" He cocked a brow and tilted his head to the side, "my temperature's normally in the 100s, it'd be more concerning if it was in the 90s-" He stood up then I pushed him back down, gently.

"No- stay, why is that your normal temperature?" He stared up at me and twitched his wings giving me a look.

"Duck-"

"Oh, right... well still, stay in bed." I pushed him back down on the bed and covered him up, kissing his forehead. "I love you, pumpkin."

"Where are you goinggg?"

"I'm going to let you rest, goodbye." I kissed his head again and left the room shutting the door behind me.
I sat down on the couch and turned on the tv looking for something to watch.

"What are we watching?"
I jumped and looked behind me seeing Quackity leaning over the couch at me, "pumpkin. Why are you out of bed-" I stood up and walked behind the couch and wrapped my arms around his waist.

"I wanna spend time with youuu," he looked up and me and kissed my jaw leaning onto me.

"Well I want you to rest, you're sick." I picked him up and he wrapped his limbs around me, we went back to the room and I put him back on the bed and covered him up again, kissing his forehead.

"I love you, goodnight." I turned around and went back to the door and saw him standing in front of it blocking me in the room.
"What the fuck-"

"Stay with me-" He grabbed my hand and dragged me to the bed and pulled me down with him, resting my head on his lap. "Pumpkin, let me go-"

"Hmmm... no," he smiled down at me and held me closer, "You're gonna love me, and you're gonna like it. Understood~"

I sighed, "Understood." He cuddled me closer.

I fucking hate it when this bottom fuck overpowers me-

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-Word Count: 394-

I actually looked up what a duck's body temperature is and it's 107.5°
so... yea- 
I'm gonna be a fucking, expert on ducks one of these days-

I hope you all have a wonderful Day/Afternoon/Night
Make sure you eat something and drink your holy water >:D

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