Parents of Groom to be - "How much can you give?"
Parents of Bride to be (perplexed) - "Pardon me?"
Parents of Groom to be- "Oh please, you understand what I mean!"
Parents of Bride to be - "Shouldn't the children meet first, decide, and see if they understand one another."
Parents of Groom to be - "That's just a formality. Besides, those are exclusively for love marriage. This is the main deal. So I ask you again, how much are you willing to pay?"
Parents of Bride to be - "I don't know, Madam! Is my daughter not enough?"
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Marriage. Means. More. Money.
Letter M feels offended.