Groom to be - "I need my partner to be a working professional, diligent in her job. Money is not my priority. I earn well but I want her to be working. That's my preference. Also, she needs to take care of my family, conduct household chores and take care of children since they are our cultural values."
Bride to be - "My mother never told me."
Groom to be - "Never told you what?"
Bride to be - "That I'm secretly a robot."
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Think out of the bot, please!
err... okay? Suit yourself!