A=Aftercare (What they're like after sex)
Might stay afterward to either talk to you for a few minutes or he'll fall asleep next to you.
Offers you ice cream and a glass of water since that's literally the only things he has in his fridge.
B=Body Part (Their favorite part of their partner's body)
Legs.
He has a thing for high heels and stockings. Whenever you wear either one of those things it gives him a chance to admire how beautiful you are. (Also gives him a boner...)
C=Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I'm a disgusting person)
Likes cumming on your thighs and face.
He's kinda concerned about having children since he doesn't think it would reflect his image so he avoids anything child related at all costs.
D=Dirty Secret
Wants you to dominate him
He absolutely loves the idea of you putting him in his place but he's not sure how you'll react to hearing that.
He also really wants you to slap him while he's fucking you
E= Experience (How much do they have?)
A good amount, he get's sexually pent up constantly so he spends most of his time outside of work either watching porn or having sex.
Though just be aware that he doesn't have any concern for his sexual partner and will only focus on his pleasure unless you tell him otherwise.
F= Favorite Position
Depends on your relationship with him but if you're together then it will most likely be missionary and if you're FWB or a one-night stand then he'll fuck you from behind.
G= Goofy (How are they in the moment? Are they more serious or humorous?)
Dangerously serious
He'll give you a death stare while he fucks you if you so much as laugh during sex
H= Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Is very well-groomed and makes sure that it doesn't grow out too long. (Definitely has a ruler so that he can measure the hair)
I=Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)
Gives you kisses and hickies but he struggles with embracing you during the moment and he usually fucks you roughly so he does come off as cold, but if he's still with you then in some form he does love you.
Runs his hands through your hair afterwards and praises you.
J=Jack Off (Masturbation Headcanon)
All. The. Time.
Though he prefers jerking off when he's on the phone with you so that he can hear your pretty voice as you tell him about your day.
K=Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Sadism, Bondage, Biting, Degradation, Chocking, and praise(depending on the day)
L=Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Anywhere as long as it doesn't compromise his reputation.
Fantasizes about fucking you in his office when nobody is there.
M=Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Dressing up/wearing well-put-together outfits.
Wearing makeup, specifically red lipstick.
Running your nails up and down his chest and lower abdomen.
Wearing tight clothes that show off your ass also really gets him going.
N=No (Something they won't do, turn-offs)
Watersports, DDLG, Wax play, Extreme asphyxiation
O=Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Absolutely loves getting a blowjob and every time he throat fucks you until you're crying and your makeup ruined.
When he does go down on you(Very rare), he'll do it till you can't take it anymore and your body begins to convulse. He's super gentle but it gets intense because of how long he does it.
P=Pace (Fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)
Rough and fast all the way.
Unless he's on a hospital bed, there's no way he won't fuck you as rough and as fast as he possibly can.
Sometimes when he's tired he'll fuck you deeper and slower but even then he's not very gentle.
Q=Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
YES.
He's constantly booking reservations so he doesn't have time to have long sessions with you
R=Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Doesn't take any risks since he's worried about getting caught and also if he's trying to impress you it's not likely that he's going to try new things that dive more into sadism.
S=Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they usually last?)
He can go for around 3 rounds, each of them ranging from 10-15 minutes.
Sometimes he lasts longer if he gets distracted by his muscles in the mirror.
T=Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them?)
He's way too confident in himself to think that he'd need anything else other than his dick and his hands.
U=Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)
Kind of, sometimes he'll call you at random and talk to you about how much he wants to fuck you.
Most of the time it is unintentional because he was around shirtless and he doesn't really notice the way he acts since he always hangs out around other men.
V=Volume (How loud they are, what kind of noises do they make, etc.)
He talks more than he moans.
Either has or will fuck you while talking about Chris de Burgh and other gifted artists that he deems ahead of their time.
W= Wild Card (Random headcanon)
He has came in his pants without you touching him just from him listening to your moans and yelps.
X=X-Ray
He's around 6.5 inches and he knows how to use it.
If you're angry with him you can manipulate him into thinking that his dick is below average and he'll get upset about it. (He's semi insecure)
Y=Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Very very high.
He can fuck you every day of the week for hours on end and he'll do it happily.
Z=ZZZ... (How fast do they fall asleep afterward?)
He can fall asleep 30 minutes to an hour afterwards
Leaves afterwards unless you trap him in your arms and you play with his hair.