DSMP OneShots

By Clouds_nap

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This is my life now :] What I will write: Fluff ANGST (I love it :33) Lime Lemon Started: 11/21/2022 Ended:... More

~๐•€๐•Ÿ๐•—๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ž๐•’๐•ฅ๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ~
Is it Cold Outside? PT:1
Melting Blue PT:2
The Corpse in my Bed PT:3
The Blind Date (Request)
Explosions in the Woods
You Teach Me, I Teach You (Request)
Blood and Slobber (Request?)
_Family Dinner_
~Family Time~
My Brother Made This
The Two Rats <3
WHAT THE FUCK-
I Don't Know...
~Online Holiday~
๐“ž๐“พ๐“ป ๐“•๐“ฒ๐“ป๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“’๐“ฑ๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ผ
๐’๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐‚๐š๐ฅ๐ž๐ง๐๐š๐ซ๐ฌ
Fฮฑษฑฮนส…แƒง Hฯƒส…ฮนิƒฮฑแƒง
สŸษชษขสœแด› แดœแด˜ แด›สœแด‡ สœแดแดœ๊œฑแด‡
๐’ฆ๐’พ๐“ˆ๐“ˆ ๐‘€๐‘’ ๐’ช๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐‘’
๐•Ž๐•™๐•ช'๐•ค ๐•‹๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐•Œ๐•ค๐•–๐•ฃ๐•Ÿ๐•’๐•ž๐•–? (Request)
* ๐ŸŽ€ >๐’ž๐’ฝ๐“‡๐’พ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“‚๐’ถ๐“ˆ ๐‘€๐“Š๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’ธ< ๐ŸŽ€ *
'๐“๐ข๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ƒ๐š๐ฆ๐ง ๐’๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐จ๐ง
^แดœษดสœแดสŸส^
Presents in Lava
__A Prince and A Guard__
๐–๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐†๐จ๐ž๐ฌ ๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ˆ๐ง ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ
Orphan Presents
Death's A Dream
Christmas River
The Book Of Gods
Bottles and Blood
FairyTale
Who's Coming Over?
Sleepy Christmas
What's Christmas?
That's What The Point of The Mattress.
Sky High
We're Gonna Kill Santa Claus
Fairytale Love PT:2
Hang The Mistletoe
History Repeats Itself
The Perfect Gift
Stuck in Bed...
Green & Blue
Burn The Tree
Love By The Fire
First Visit
๐™ฐ๐š•๐š• ๐™ธ ๐š†๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐™ต๐š˜๐š› ๐™ฒ๐š‘๐š›๐š’๐šœ๐š๐š–๐šŠ๐šœ~
Good Boys Get Presents
Government Hooker
Little Kitty
The Beeutiful Bride
The Day You Left...
A New Years Night
๐’๐š๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ
๐—ง๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜‡๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿญ
๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ฐ๐š๐š๐šŠ๐š’๐š›
โ„๐•– ๐•„๐•’๐•œ๐•–๐•ค ๐•„๐•– ๐”ฝ๐•–๐•–๐•...
-๏ผณ๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ผฎ๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ“-
Wโ‚•y Dโ‚’โ‚‘โ‚› โ‚•โ‚‘... โ‚—โ‚’แตฅโ‚‘ โ‚˜โ‚‘?
๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜‡๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿญ ๐—ฃ๐—ง:๐Ÿฎ
๐™ฝ๐š˜๐š ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š›๐šœ, ๐™ฝ๐š˜ ๐š–๐š˜๐š›๐šŽ~
๐™ป๐šŽ๐š ๐™ธ๐š ๐™พ๐šž๐š
๏ผ– ๏ผฐ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ“
Yฯƒฯ…'ษพาฝ Gฯƒษณษณฮฑ Lฯƒส‹าฝ ษฑาฝ, ฮฑษณิƒ Yฯƒฯ…'ษพาฝ Gฯƒษณษณฮฑ Lฮนฦ™าฝ Iฦš-
แŽทแ‹แŽทแŽงแ’แŽฅแ‹แ•
๐™ฟ-๐™ฟ-๐™ฟ ๐™ฟ๐š˜๐š”๐šŽ๐š› ๐™ต๐šŠ๐šŒ๐šŽ~ (๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฟ)
๐€ ๐‹๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ž ๐๐ข๐ญ ๐“๐ข๐ซ๐ž๐...
รŸรฐโ€ โ€ รฐm โ€ รฐ โ€ รฐรพ
Duckie Hat
๐˜ˆ ๐˜™๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜”๐˜บ ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ โ™ก
~โ™ฅTaking Him Outโ™ฅ~
ใ€๏ปฟ๏ผด๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’ใ€‘
--๐™ณ๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š ๐š๐š˜๐šข๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šข--
Secrets of a Tortured Smile :)
๐ต๐’พ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’น๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐‘€๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰
แฅด๊ช–๊ช‘๊ซ€ ๊ชป๊ซแฅ…๊ชฎ๊ชŠแง๊ซ ๊ช‘๊ช— แญ™๊ ธ๊ช€แฆ”๊ชฎแญ™
๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‘๐จ๐ฒ๐š๐ฅ ๐‘๐จ๐ฌ๐ž
~๐˜š๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜—๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ด~
Yฬฝอ“oฬฝอ“uฬฝอ“ ฬฝอ“Dฬฝอ“oฬฝอ“nฬฝอ“'ฬฝอ“tฬฝอ“ ฬฝอ“Lฬฝอ“iฬฝอ“kฬฝอ“eฬฝอ“ ฬฝอ“Hฬฝอ“eฬฝอ“rฬฝอ“?
Tแ—ฉKE แ—ฉ แ—ทแ–‡Eแ—ฉK
สแดแดœ ๊œฑแด›แด€ส€แด›แด‡แด… แด›สœษช๊œฑ แดกแด€ส€-
๐†๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐Œ๐ฒ ๐€๐ ๐ž
Sฦšฯ…ฦˆฦ™ Iษณ Tิ‹าฝ Cิ‹ฮฑฯƒส‚
Fฮฑฦˆาฝ Iฦš...
Dาฝฮฑิƒ Bฯƒแƒง Wฮฑส…ฦ™ฮนษณษ 
Thank you <3333
๐™ณ๐š˜๐šŒ๐š๐š˜๐š›๐šœ ๐™พ๐š›๐š๐šŽ๐š›๐šœ
Lรฐvรช ร–vรชr ยงรชรฅยง
โ€ wรฐ Lรฐvรชrยง
Eแƒงาฝส‚ Rาฝิƒ...
แด€แด…แดœสŸแด› ๊œฑแด›แดœ๊œฐ๊œฐ
๐ป๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐’ฎ๐’ธ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“ ๐’ซ๐“‡๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“€๐“ˆ
๊ช– แฆ”๊ช–๊ช— ๊ช–๊ชป ๊ชป๊ซ๊ซ€ แฅ‡๊ซ€๊ช–แฅด๊ซ
Death of a child/Egg
โ‚ Dแตฃแตขfโ‚œ โ‚โ‚œ โ‚›โ‚‘โ‚
แฅด๊ชฎ๊ช‘แ ป๊ช— แฅด๊ชฎฯ๊ช—
๐•‹๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•ช ๐”ป๐•ฆ๐•”๐•œ๐•๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜
โ™ฅ Arcade Date โ™ฅ
ส™ส€แดแด‹แด‡ษด แด…ส€แด‡แด€แด๊œฑ
โ™ฅ Shipping โ™ฅ
Death of a Child/Egg PT:2
๊ชป๊ซ๊ซ€ แฆ“๊ชŠ๊ช€ ๊ช–๊ช€แฆ” ๊ช‘๊ชฎ๊ชฎ๊ช€
7 แดษชษดแดœแด›แด‡๊œฑ แดกษชแด›สœ Qแดœแด€แด„แด‹ษชแด›ส
โ™คโ™ข Hฮฑฯฯแƒง Dฯ…ฦˆฦ™ส…ฮนษณษ  โ™ขโ™ค
DND Adventure: And So It Begins
๏ผฒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…
โ„‚๐•™๐•ฃ๐•š๐•ค๐•ž๐•’๐•ค โ„‚๐•™๐•–๐•’๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜
แ‹แŽทแŽง แฐแŽงแŽฉ
แด›แด‡แด‡ษดแด€ษขแด‡ แด„แดœสŸแด›แดœส€แด‡

The Duck

394 11 69
By Clouds_nap





TW
F Slur

CW
Cursing
Father Sam
(I can't think of anything else-)

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// Wilbur POV //

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I woke up to my alarm screaming at me, I groaned and rolled over in my bed hitting my bedside table until my alarm finally shut up. I shoved my face back into the pillow waiting for sleep to take over me, "WILBUR GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE EVERYONE LATE!" Someone shouted from downstairs forcing my eyes open.

I slowly sat up in bed and stretched my arms out and yawned rubbing my eyes and looking around my room with my eyes still half shut from tiredness, I need to get more sleep, fuck. 

I got out of bed yawning again and grabbed my sweater I threw on the floor last night, I put it on and grabbed some pants and put them on along with my shoes and my beanie then grabbed my already packed bag walking out of my room and downstairs seeing all the eyes lock onto me.


"Well, look who finally decided to join us." Phil was in the kitchen putting out bowls on the kitchen island where Techno and Tommy were sitting, "I thought I was gonna make everyone late?" I walked over to the kitchen and sat down next to Tommy.
"You would have if you stayed in longer, now eat so we can fuck off soon."

I sighed and picked at my food listening to Tommy go on about what he did with Tubbo last night when Phil cut him short, "Everyone shut up and get ready to leave, being late on your first day isn't a good look for anyone here" I sat up along with Techno grabbing my bag and brought my bowl to the sink walking over to the front door throwing my bag over my shoulder yawning again and rubbing my eyes.

We walked out to the car Techno got in the passenger's seat Phil in the driver and Tommy and I in the back, "Everyone ready?"

"Eh..."

"No..."

"YEAH!"

"Good, at least Tommy's gonna have a good time," He started the car and started driving to the school, "I think I'll die before I have a good time at school," I mumbled staring out the window.
I saw kids walking up the sidewalk holding bags and talking to each other or just walking behind others, I assumed they were students since they had book bags and looked around my age, but one of them caught my attention.

He had raven-black hair that reached his shoulders but some of it was up in a loose bun all covered by a navy blue beanie, he also seemed to have beautiful golden feathers on his ears and beautiful lush golden wings coming out from his back, and what looked like a massive scar taking up half his face.
He was talking to two other guys with one walking very close behind him, they were all much taller than the duck-looking creature.

"Alright we're here, get the fuck out-" Phil unlocked the doors and let us out.
"Bye Phil, Techno was the first to get out followed by me and Tommy.

"Bye-"

"Bye fatherza!"

We slammed the doors shut and watch as Phil sped off.
"Guess he doesn't want people knowing we're his kids-" Techno glared in the direction Phil had left in as I looked around seeing everyone staring at us, "Fuck... not even here a damn minute and we're already the fucking center of everyone's attention, shit..."

Techno looked over at me and glared at everyone making them look away in fear, "There we go."
We all walked up to the school and I noticed the short duck from earlier now just walking with some ugly-looking guy.

I guess if he can spend time with that guy he would spend time with me...
right?
"Earth to Wilbur-" Tommy snapped his fingers in front of my face breaking me out of my trance, "Yeah?"

"Come on dumbass."




I stood in front of my locker trying to unlock it as I heard some footsteps clacking on the floors, I didn't pay mind to it cause it's a hallway it would be creepier if there was no one here with me, but also somehow more comfortable to me.

"Hey."
I jumped a little and looked at the voice seeing a short pale blond woman with dark hazel eyes and another slightly taller tan girl with long wavey red hair and lime green eyes.

"Can uhm... I help you?" I looked down at them noticing their very nice clothes but I didn't pay mind to it cause that would be rude.
"You're the new guy yeah?" The blond cocked a brow staring up at me as her friend looked me up and down, "I... am-"

"You're cute," The redhead looked up at me with half-lidded eyes.

"Oh... thank you?" I went back to looking at my locker trying to unlock it again still listening to the two women next to me, "That's it? Not even a compliment back?"

"How fucking rude," I looked back at them confused, "Uhm... I'm... I'm sorry?" They glared at me and the blond looked me up and down, "You're not one of those f@gs are you?"

"WHOA- you can not say that-" I raised my hands up and backed away from the two who were glaring at me, "Why not, are you-" I tried to avoid eye contact with the two girls and looked around trying to figure out a way out of this situation.

"You gonna fucking answer f@g?" The redhead moved closer to me moving her face closer to mine, "I... I'm good-" I didn't see anyone walking down or up the halls to help me out of this so I'm on my own for this...



"Sally fuck off him," A voice came from behind me and I looked back at them, it was the guy from earlier. I've seen him an awful lot so far-

"You first f-" 'Sally' glared at him and started talking but was cut off by the duck, "Say that again I FUCKing dare you-" He moved closer to her pushing past me and brought her closer to his face pulling her down to his height. I just stood there and looked around again noticing a lot more people in the halls all of a sudden. 

"f@g." Right as she finished he let go of her and punched her in the face knocking her back, and making her stumble on her feet but she caught herself and slapped him back clearly not returning the damage, the duck punched her again in the nose making it bleed and kicked her down to the floor hitting her head. 
"OW! YOU FUCKING WHORE-" He just stood there staring down at her until he looked up at me, "You-"

"MR. DUDE, THIS IS THE 4TH TIME THIS MONTH!" A teacher walked over to us and stood behind the now crying Sally and her friend comforting her on the ground, "OFFICE." The teacher pointed down the hall and he let out an annoyed sigh then the teacher looked up at me, "You too."

Great... my first fucking hour here and I'm already going to the goddamn office, I followed behind the boy and the teacher to the office.
"Stay here." She left the room leaving us standing there. (When you're sitting on your floor listening to the song that reminds your spouse of you on Christmas eve :] )

I looked down at him and noticed his face was bleeding from what looked like a scratch mark and something from his forehead, "Uhm... are you... okay?" He looked up at me and nodded faintly smiling, "I'm good, are you okay?"

I nodded looking around the office and grabbed some tissues from the desk and gave them to him, "Thanks, sorry for getting you in here," he wiped the scratch and looked down at the tissue, "You're one of the new kids yeah?" He looked back up at me still bleeding from his forehead.

"Yeah... Wilbur, you uhm.. you're still bleeding-" I pointed at his head and took the tissues from his hand, and placed them on the dripping blood, "Oh- thanks Wilbur I'm Quackity."

"Quackity? You have a nice name," I smiled at him wiping the blood away and throwing the tissues away, "Thanks, man."
The office door opened revealing what looked like a guy in his mid 30's, "Oh goodie, come inside you two." He opened the door more as we walked into his office, he shut the door behind us and sat down at his desk staring at us.

"I'm sure at least one of you knows why you're in here." He glared over at Quackity cocking a brow, "Alex, this is the 5th time this month alone you've been in my office, and out of all things you had to drag our new student in your messes." The principal looked over at me motioning his hands for Quackity making him look over and up at me.

"A...actually.. he-" Before I could finish my sentence the doors opened again and Sally and the teacher from before walked into the room, Sally's eyes were puffy and red and her face was bandaged.

"Alright, now. Would anyone like to tell me what happened?" He looked over all of us landing his eyes on...
Me.

"Minecraft? You mind telling me what happened?"
I gulped and looked over at Quackity who seemed calm then over at Sally who seem just pissed off...

"Uhm... well... S-Sally and her uhm.. friend came up to me and... uh- s-started talking to me and uhm... c..called me a slur... then Quackity came up and she said it again then he punched her..." The principal nodded and looked over at Sally, "Is that what happened?"

"No- I was just talking to him and then that duck came over and punched me... I never said anything hurtful..." She shed a tear and held herself close staring down at the ground, "Okay then," he looked back over to me and Quackity, "1 weeks detention, and Mr. Dude this is your second strike three and I'm going to have to expel you."

"Mhmm..." He looked down at the desk frowning, "Now. I'm going to have you call your parents so I can talk with them. The both of you."


Oh, Phil's just gonna fucking love this-
I sighed to myself and glanced over at Quackity who was smiling like he was looking forward to calling his parents...

He got out his phone and stood up unlocking his phone, "Please sit down Alex."
I noticed him cringe at the name and sit back down pressing call and bringing his phone to his feathered ear.

"Hey dad.... yeah I'm in the office again..... she said the thing again," Quackity took the phone away from his ear as a loud shout was heard from it, "THEY FUCKING WHAT- I'M COMING OVER THERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"

Then the phone hung up and Quackity looked at everyone putting his phone back in his pocket, "My dad's coming!"

"Oh... wonderful..."


I called Phil and he wasn't that happy to hear I was in the office on my first fucking day... which is fair, he came into the office and stood behind me glaring over at Sally noticing her face then over at Quackity giving him a softer glare clearly noticing all his bruises and cuts.

The office door slammed open and I whipped my head around to see a giant man with dark green hair and red eyes with just overall terrifying energy scaring everyone in the room other than Quackity, " JORDAN, YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD FUCKING REASON TO BRING MY FUCKING SON INTO THE DAMN OFFICE-" He slammed his hands down on the desk standing in between me and Quackity.

Quackity and I got out of our chairs and walked over to the door watching his dad go off on the principal while mine just stood there staring at the man in shock but looking a bit impressed.

Sally was sitting there listening to Quackity's father yell at the principal and her while I stood by the door watching in amazement as Q stood next to me whipping his face of the blood. 


(10 Million sub elbow reveal <33 
Worth it TvT)



"You have like a cut on your forehead, where'd." I pushed some of his hair out of the way of the cut and heard the shouting stop, "YOU HAVE A WHAT?" Quackity's dad looked back at us and walked over cupping Q's face, looking over the still-bleeding cut on his head that was bigger than I expected, "Did he fucking do this to you again."

"N....no... " Q mumbled out leaning his face away from his dad, "Alex Quackity Dude. Did. He. Do this. To you."

"Mr. Dude I do uhm.. suggest we stay on this to-" Mr. Dude whipped his head around to the principal, "MY SON IS MORE OF A FUCKING PRIORITY THAN SOME SHIT HOLE OF A CHILD-"

"What the fuck is wrong with this school, this girl isn't even bleeding at the moment. And we haven't even fucking talked about how OUR SONS WERE CALLED HARMFUL SLURS-" Phil started shouting, "HAVE YOU EVEN TAKEN BOTH PARTIES TO THE FUCKING NURSE OR WAS IT ONLY HER?"

"We were unaware that Alex was uhm... bleeding to this... degree-" The principal looked at Quackity who covered his forehead with his hand.
"Do you want me to take you to the nurse?" I looked down at Quackity and he looked up at me, "Please?"

"You two go while we have a fucking word with your damn principal." Phil looked over at us and then glared back at the principal, I took Q out of the office and into the hall.
"Where's the nurse?" I looked down at him and he laughed, "Down the hall-"










Quackity and I sat down in the nurse's office as he was bandaged up, "Did she really get you that bad?" I motioned to his head and raised a brow, "Uhm... no. It's from earlier.... I was in different fight..." 

"Oh... well I hope you don't have to do that again..." He sighed and leaned up on me holding his head, "I fucking hope so too..."

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-Word Count: 2309-

2K words for 2K reads >:D
Thank you all so, so, so, SO MUCH!
<3333
I'm so happy you guys seem to enjoy these and I hope you all liked this story!!


I hope you all have a wonderful Day/Afternoon/Night
Make sure you eat something and drin your holy water >:]

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