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ABOUT: this story is gonna be funny , it's about you and robin are siblings and your constantly fighting and roasting each other
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i sighed as i poured the milk into my cereal thinking of the fact i have to be held in a classroom with a bunch of rats for 7 hours!?
i was quickly interrupted by getting knocked on the head gently but roughly at the same time ( if that makes sense 💀)
i turned and saw my brother...robin arellano , i swear he was dropped as a kid
(he was)
"what the fuck robin!" i said holding my head
"oh shut it , man up a little" he said rolling his eyes
"oh you want me to man up huh!?" i said
"yep!" he said
i chuckled and jumped onto his back putting him in a head lock
"GET OFF ME FAT ASS" he said
"WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN BASTARDO" i said
i started rubbing my knuckles on the top of his head messing up his hair
"OW FUCK OFF" he yelled trying to swat me away like a fly
"USTEDES DOS DETENGAN AHORA" i heard mama yell
(Translation: YOU TWO STOP IT NOW)
i quickly hopped off robins back standing there awkwardly
robin was holding his head , he then made a angry face and punched my arm harshly
"ROBIN ARELLANO NO LE GOLPES A TU HERMANA" mama yelled at robin
(Translation: ROBIN ARELLANO DO NOT HIT YOUR SISTER)
"lo siento mama" he said lowering his head
(translation: sorry mom)
"i've had enough of you two! go get ready!" she said more calmer but still feisty way
"cono" i whispered to robin
"puta" he whispered back as we entered our rooms separately
i shut my door and get ready , when i was done i came out to robin watching tv waiting for me
"te tomo bastante tiempo" he said rolling his eyes as he got off the lounge and grabbed his bag
(translation: took you long enough)
"ciérralo" i said as we left to go to school
(translation: shut it)
as we walked along the side walk roasting each other i was hit in face with a newspaper
i held my face as i whined , robin on the other hand was pissing himself laughing
"BAHAHAHA YOUR FACE!" he laughed
"NO ES DIVERTIDO PEQUEÑA PERRA" i yelled at him which made his face turn scared
(translation: NOT FUNNY YOU LITTLE BITCH)
when i get mad i tend to speak spanish , it's a bad habit , so when i do talk in spanish when i'm mad robin knows that i'm PISSED
"tranquila era una broma" he said with wide eyes
(translation: calm down it was a joke)
"cono" i said under my breath
"omg i'm so sorry i wasn't watching where i was aiming" i heard someone say from behind me
i turned around and saw a boy about my age , not gonna lie he was cute
"don't stress it" i said smiling
"ok well i hope your ok , do you need anything?" he said
"no no it's ok i'm fine" i said
we kind of stood there staring at each other for a bit until
"look sorry to interrupt your 'moment' but i gotta get to school im gonna get suspended if you two keep being all lovey dovey" robin said
"robin do me a favour please" i said
"what?" he said
"shut the fuck up" i said
"kill your self" he said
"tutorial please" i said
"fuck you" he said
"fuck you too" i said
the paper boy laughed
"oh your still there sorry about that" i said laughing
"all good i can see you two love each other" he said sarcastically
"yes i love him" i said sarcastically as i swung my arm over his shoulder
"get off me perra" he said
"go fuck your self" i said
"ok" he said
"eww what the fuck" i said
robin laughed
"ew your laugh is ugly asf" i said
he stopped laughing and looked at me
"die alone" he said
"bitch your the one gonna die alone with that big ass forehead of yours" i said laughing
(sorry miguel you don't have a big forehead 💀)
"shut up y/n your so fucking annoying" he said
"i'll stop being annoying when you start to be more interesting fat ass" i said
"bitch i'm skinnier then you" he said
"idk how with the amount of food you fucking eat , bro you could feed a whole orphanage with the amount of food you eat" i said
"bro you body shaming me?" he said
"your the one that said i'm fatter then you" i said
"yeah and you were the one calling me fat!" he said
"die" i said
"you first" he said
"you are a waste of sperm bro" i said
"your a waste of air" he said
"yeah well you were dropped as a kid" i said laughing
"what? no i wasn't" he said
"you were mama told me" i said laughing even more
"she's lying!" he said
"no wonder your fucking demented" i said laughing
"shut up mama almost had you on the toilet" he said
"the fuck , no she didn't" i said
"she did" he said laughing
"yeah well atleast i didn't get dropped" i said laughing
"i hate you" he said
"love you too hermano" i said
(hermano = brother)
"i'm not your brother your adopted" he said
"bitch were twins that means your adopted too" i said
"oh yeah" he said
"fucking dumbass" i said laughing
i looked went to look at the paper boy and he left
robin noticed and laughed
"you probably scared him off with your ugly ass face" robin laughed
"or he left cause your shiny ass forehead was blinding him" i said
"shut up i don't even have a big forehead...see!" he said taking off his bandana
"ew put it back on i'm getting blinded" i teased him
he rolled his eyes
i just love my brother
help this one was fun to make 💀
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