TW
F slur (it's censored but just know)
CW
Cheating
Lime
Strip Clubs
Fundy knows way too much-
Sally's a bitch.
Cursing
~Mommy don't know Daddy's getting hot
at the Body Shop, doing something UnHoly~
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// Third Person POV //
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Fundy was sitting in his room on his bed with his door cracked.
He was looking at his phone and scrolling through social media.
"Hey, champ-"
Wilbur poked his head through the door knocking lightly looking at his son.
"I'm going to... well I'm just heading out okay."
Fundy looked up at his dad and nodded,
"Alright, what do I tell mom?" He turned his phone off and set it down on the bed
as his father opened the door more and leaned against the doorframe.
"She shouldn't be home for a few hours, but if she comes home then...
tell her I'm at a friend's house, okay?" Wilbur cocked a brow folding his arms.
"Okay, how long will you be gone this time?"
The boy opened his phone back up and opened his alarms.
"Uhm, possible till around 2 in the morning?"
Fundy looked up from his phone raising a brow,
"But it's 8 right now? You're gonna be gone for 6 hours?"
Wilbur frowned and took out his phone,
"I'm sorry bud... it's just a stress relief trip..."
"Where are you going?"
He crossed his legs and leaned forward raising an eyebrow at his father.
He stared at his phone for a bit and typed something and then looked back to Fundy.
"It's... a body shop-"
Fundy straightened his eyebrows staring at his dad.
"A body shop."
"Uhuh, a body shop."
Fundy sighed and facepalmed
"Dad. I'm not stupid."
The brunette let out a dry laugh and put his phone back into his pocket.
"Not the best lie?"
Fundy shook his head, "Not in the slightest, might trick mom though."
The fox went back to his phone, "You're seeing Big Q?"
"Yep... your mother at-"
"Jareds? Mhm, she even called me by my name."
Sally had been having an affair for what Fundy knew to be 2 years.
When Wilbur found out he wasn't surprised, or upset, he was just as numb as he
had been throughout his whole marriage.
"Oh wow, shame she'll only do it when she wants something huh."
Wil rolled his eyes and walked into Fundy's room and sat on the end of his bed.
"I'm sorry you have to be in the middle of this champ, I never wanted this for you."
He never wanted any of this to happen.
He never wanted to date her.
He never wanted to fuck her.
He never wanted to have kids with her.
He never wanted to marry her
The only thing he wanted was
Quackity
No.
He didn't want Quackity.
He needed him.
Quackity or as some knew him Big Q was an old friend of Wilbur's during high school.
Well, they were the type of friends who everyone assumed were a couple. They used to be inseparable from each other, walking to school together, walking to classes together, eating lunch together you get the idea.
It would make anyone surprised to learn about the two dating other people.
Wilbur started seeing Sally because she didn't know how to take no and Wilbur didn't have the heart to push it, while Quackity began seeing Schlatt, mostly because the two enjoyed drinking and going out to parties.
Wilbur didn't have any problems with Schlatt at first and neither did he.
But Quackity and Sally disliked each other from the beginning.
Wilbur and Sally ended up having Fundy or 'Faith' after they graduated from high school, Sally stayed at home some took care of Fundy while Wilbur started college and worked a part-time job on the weekends, giving him hardly any breathing time.
He'd have to wake up early daily, most times unable to eat breakfast or wash his hair then sit through hours of classes and assignments, only to return home to a needy Sally and a crying child.
"Yeah, so you're leaving?"
Fundy broke through the silence snapping his father out of his thoughts.
"Right, thanks champ I'll text you when I'll be coming back okay?"
Fundy nodded.
"Are you gonna shut your phone down?"
Wil shook his head and stood up fishing through his pockets.
"Here you go, that should be enough for you to order food if you want to if anything happens call me, Phil, or Techno okay?"
"Yes sir, bye!"
Fundy got off of his bed and hugged his dad goodbye holding onto the 40 bucks he had gotten.
"Bye bud, remember. I'll be back at around 2 and if your mother asks I'm at a friend's house,"
He walked over to the door and grabbed the doorknob.
"Do you want your door shut?"
"Yes, please. Thanks, dad."
The fox returned to his phone and lay down on his pillows.
"Alright, bye then." He shut Fundy's door and then made his way out of the house.
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~Las Nevadas Strip Club~
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Wilbur got out of his car, shut the door, locked it, and tried to open it back up making sure it was locked, and entered the strip club looking around for his duck.
(769)
"You lost there big boy~"
Wilbur felt a pair of hands travel up and down his arms sliding his coat off.
"Uhm, I'm sorry I'm actually looking for someone right no-"
The hands left his body and they moved in front of Wil smirking up at him.
"Hello, Soot~"
He moved his finger up and down Wilbur's chest applying a bit of pressure,
"Oh, hello, duckling-"
The taller cupped his face and grabbed his waist pulling him closer to his body.
"I've missed you~"
The duck moved his leg up the taller's resting it on his hip
"I've missed you too, darling" He pulled Q up him allowing the shorter male to wrap his legs around his waist and arms around his neck, they locked lips and held a sloppy kiss for a full minute before breaking it to take a breath.
"Let's go into the back, I can entertain~ you better there,"
Quackity circled his finger on Wil's chest leaning close to his ear.
"Alright..."
He set the duck down and grabbed onto his hand letting the smaller lead him into a backroom, where a stripper pole was fixed in the center on a platform with a rounded couch surrounding it.
"You want a lap dance pretty boy~"
Quackity pushed him to the couch and looked down at him grinning.
"Please..."
He looked Q up and down spreading his legs and leaning back into the couch.
Quackity grabbed his legs and shut them sitting his body on Wilbur's lap grabbing onto his waist and moving up to his neck running over his chest slowly.
"I'll make you feel better amor, what do you need me to do~"
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Fundy heard the garage door opening as he ate his pizza watching some YouTube.
Footsteps quickly approached his door which was slammed open denting the wall behind it.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I SAID ABOUT HAVING YOUR DOOR SHUT?"
Sally shouted glaring at the fox on the bed.
"Dad shut it." He was used to her yelling by this point, it was her 'normal' voice that would freak him out.
"Oh yeah? Well where the fuck's your father, I'm gonna have a damn fucking word with him."
"He went to a friend's house."
The 16-year-old paused the video on his laptop and shut it looking at his mother unamused.
"That f** has friends?"
"You can't say that-"
Fundy's ears went back and his nose scrunched up
"Well I just did, so where the fuck is he."
Sally kept pushing digging her heel into the ground.
"Friends house."
"Tell me where the fuck he is or I swear you are out of the damn house."
She grinned pointing out of the room.
"FINE- he's at some... body shop thing."
Fundy looked down at his phone and pulled his knees closer to his chest.
"Body shop? What's he doing there?"
"Don't know..."
He started recording facing the camera at him.
"Don't lie to me you little shit. What's he fucking doing."
"... doing something unholy-"
He rolled his eyes and flipped the camera to face his mother.
"What."
Her face was red with anger and steam was emerging from her ears.
"WHEN THE FUCKING BASTARD COMES BACK I'M GONNA SEND HIM TO THE FUCKING ER!"
"I think you should know dad has a lot of evidence that you're an abusive bitch and he'll most likely get full custody."
She looked back to the bed glaring,
"What-"
She grunted and slammed the door shut shaking the walls.
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-Dad-
You
Hey dad, mom's home.
I had to tell her where you were I'm sorry.
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// Wilbur POV //
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I shot my load into his mouth moaning at the top of my lungs grabbing a tighter grip on his exposed hair and gasped for air.
"Damn... you're really good, baby-"
He let out a moan and removed my dick from his mouth
a mixture of saliva and cum stringing from his mouth and my cock connecting the two,
I looked down at him and pulled on his hair making some of the liquid drip from his mouth.
"Swallow."
He blinked at me and swallowed keeping eye contact with me.
"Good boy~" I let go of his hair and rubbed his head letting him lean into my touch.
He stood up and went up on the small stage and swung around the pole slowly,
I fixed my pants and sat back relaxing and enjoying the little show Q was putting on.
I grabbed my coat and fished through the pocket grabbing my phone and seeing a notification.
"Oh shit-"
"Huh? What's wrong?"
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-Champion-
Champion
Hey dad, mom's home.
I had to tell her where you were I'm sorry.
You
When???
Champion
Half an hour ago, she's pissed.
You
Shit-
Are you okay? She didn't hurt you, right?
Champion
Yeah, I'm fine.
If I get out of the house and walk to the end of the block
can you pick me up?
You
Of course, you'll just have to give me a bit okay?
Champion
Alright, I'm gonna pack a bag.
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"Baby? What's wrong?"
Q came down and stood in front of me looking down.
"Uhm, Sally has an idea I think? I just need to get Fundy out of the house-"
I stood up holding onto his waist and grabbing my coat.
"Oh- is he okay?"
He took a step back and went over to the door opening it.
"Yeah, he just wants to get out... she's pissed off-"
"Wonderful."
He rolled his eyes and dragged me out of the room and the club leading me to my car.
"Here, I hope everything's okay-"
I unlocked the car and looked back at him,
"Yeah, uhm... you mind coming with me?"
He smiled and nodded.
"Of course, anything for you..."
He went over to the passenger side and got in the car.
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-Word Count: 1642-
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