Xisuma: I approve of being set on fire in this instance
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Beef: Etho, you're scaring me...
Etho: I scare me too
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Doc: oh god, I almost looked at a person!
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Grian: thinking is a mistake
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Mumbo: Herm,ytmri chalelnges
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Grian: you're a Harry, wizard
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Beef: but I committed sudoku for you!
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Xisuma: *goes to sleep*
Bduns: *goes to sleep*
Xisuma: nice try
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Xisuma: *joins game*
Xisuma: I LIKE PIE
Xisuma: *leaves game*
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Grian: This time
Grian: we fight him
Grian: using our superpower.
Grian: 2 brain cells.
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Scar: Hey, how come your pumpkins are in prison?
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Doc:And that is the natural behavior of the wild Bdubs— oh god he's coming towards us rUN-
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Doc: I consider Tango my son
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Cleo: Shields are for people who pay attention
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Grian: the real enemy is capitalism
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Iskall: row row row me boat
Iskall: gently in the stream,
Iskall: merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Iskall: gently down the stream
Stress: that's not the right words
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Grian: We're going to need to make the proposal room.
Grian: No, I'm not gonna marry Mumbo
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Grian: I have never felt so uncomfortable pressing tab
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Doc: I'm squishy now, have to be careful...
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Cub: JOE HILL IS A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN. JOE ONCE CONQUERED DEATH. THE ONLY THING JOE HILLS IS SCARED OF IS PUMPKIN BASED JHOST! +later+ WHEN THE APOCALYPSE COMES I WANT TO BE IN A BUNKER MADE OF JHOST HILLS. JOE HILLS STREAMS ON ALL PLATFORMS BECAUSE ONE PLATFORM CAN'T HANDLE HIS EPICNESS
Cub: DONATE TO JOE. DONATE TO JOE SOYOU SEE MY WORDS IN CHAT, THIS IS AN ORDER. THANK YOU CHAT I LOVE YOU AS WELL. How dare you Maria!
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Joe: um, okay, Grian and Mumbo shouldn't be here right now. 'Cause they're in the UK, and I'm in America, and those places are traditionally very far away. Like, an entire like, ship-distance away
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Xisuma: your friend is a corpse, get over it
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Joe: So if it's wrong, somebody changed it after I looked at it, or I'm an unreliable narrator
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Xisuma: Being dead feels a little funky
Ren: Yeah. You look beautiful, though
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Ren: I don't mean to alarm you, brother, but you have an arrow in your ear
Grian: It's ok, I'm saving it for later
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Joe: The graves you will find me in are your own. ... that's actually kinda terrifying
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Iskall: Has anyone told you, you look a bit like Winnie the Pooh?
Grian: Yes, and I'm owning it
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Zedaph: I'm more scared than home and we're the ghosts!
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<cubfan135> Joe
<joehillssays> cub
<cubfan135> are you involved in the demise game?
<joehillssays> I'm practically running it. All the life and death decisions are goign through my office.
<joehillssays> THE DEPARTMENT OF MURDERED FRIENDS
<joehillssays> You can find that sign on the door
<cubfan135> ah
<cubfan135> has anyone died yet?
<joehillssays> I think KFC
<joehillssays> Popeye's has been slaughtering them
<cubfan135> BUT THEN WHO WAS CHICK-FIL-A???
<joehillssays> I saw a theory that it was Grian
<cubfan135> hahaha
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Cleo: I'm not good with the wormbs today
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Grian: haha, iM In dANgEr
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Keralis: Uh oh. Uh oh. Oh crap. I'm kinda stuck in Bubbles' toilet. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no
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Cleo: in my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Grian: my storage situation is criminal!
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Cleo: I did some redstone
Cleo: And I didn't get any - ooh there's water there
Cleo: I DIDN'T GET ANY HELP
Cleo: And I did some redstone - no help - redstone
Cleo: Ahaha, but redstone!
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Grian: Hello! My name is Grian, welcome back to another episode of hermitcraft! As you can see oh uh jit's Raining, It'S mEanT to bE ChRiShMAS!! D:<
Grian: as you can see I've got my new skin on... Oh aht, we need to sleep.
Grian: *sleeps*
Grian: There we go, Thank goodness for that. So exhale as I was saying, I've got my Christmas skin on. Now I've used-
<Tango> Nooooo
Grian: this Chrishmas skin for years. And-
<Tango> RUINER!
Grian: it is Sooo cute! Now...
Grian: *notices the chat*
Grian: Oops... they're mad at me cause i made it stop. IT was Raining! It's meant to be chrishmas >n<
Grian: Look uha how cute this is b-
<impulseSV> he's new
Grian: ut unfortunately, we're
<impulseSV> :p
Grian: only... going... to be wearing... this outfit for a tiny tiny amount of time because,
<Xisuma> curse you gee arre ian!
Grian: Today the day we are going to be judging thee- They're really mad at me
Grian: *chuckles*
Grian: i didn't mean to!, I just wanted to do my intro. Heheh
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<Grian> now you both have to dab
<cubfan135> that's my secret, I'm constantly dabbing
<Xisuma> must be hard to play games while dabbing
<cubfan135> I got my setup
<cubfan135> it works for me
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Joe: Everybody's like, "Joe, you dont have any money! You should shop at Sahara!" And I'm like, that's not what shopping at Sahara is. That's going into Sahara and being escorted out because you dont have any money.
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doc: a
doc: i
ren: aeiou
cub: and sometimes y
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<Grian> hi past iskall
<Grian> its me
<Grian> future grian
<Grian> from the future
<Xisuma> hello
So yea this exists now lol