DSMP OneShots

By Clouds_nap

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This is my life now :] What I will write: Fluff ANGST (I love it :33) Lime Lemon Started: 11/21/2022 Ended:... More

~๐•€๐•Ÿ๐•—๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ž๐•’๐•ฅ๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ~
Is it Cold Outside? PT:1
Melting Blue PT:2
The Corpse in my Bed PT:3
The Blind Date (Request)
Explosions in the Woods
You Teach Me, I Teach You (Request)
Blood and Slobber (Request?)
~Family Time~
My Brother Made This
The Two Rats <3
WHAT THE FUCK-
I Don't Know...
~Online Holiday~
๐“ž๐“พ๐“ป ๐“•๐“ฒ๐“ป๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“’๐“ฑ๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ผ
๐’๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐‚๐š๐ฅ๐ž๐ง๐๐š๐ซ๐ฌ
Fฮฑษฑฮนส…แƒง Hฯƒส…ฮนิƒฮฑแƒง
สŸษชษขสœแด› แดœแด˜ แด›สœแด‡ สœแดแดœ๊œฑแด‡
๐’ฆ๐’พ๐“ˆ๐“ˆ ๐‘€๐‘’ ๐’ช๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐‘’
๐•Ž๐•™๐•ช'๐•ค ๐•‹๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐•Œ๐•ค๐•–๐•ฃ๐•Ÿ๐•’๐•ž๐•–? (Request)
* ๐ŸŽ€ >๐’ž๐’ฝ๐“‡๐’พ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“‚๐’ถ๐“ˆ ๐‘€๐“Š๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’ธ< ๐ŸŽ€ *
'๐“๐ข๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ƒ๐š๐ฆ๐ง ๐’๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐จ๐ง
^แดœษดสœแดสŸส^
Presents in Lava
__A Prince and A Guard__
๐–๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐†๐จ๐ž๐ฌ ๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ˆ๐ง ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ
Orphan Presents
Death's A Dream
Christmas River
The Book Of Gods
Bottles and Blood
FairyTale
Who's Coming Over?
Sleepy Christmas
What's Christmas?
That's What The Point of The Mattress.
Sky High
We're Gonna Kill Santa Claus
Fairytale Love PT:2
Hang The Mistletoe
History Repeats Itself
The Perfect Gift
Stuck in Bed...
Green & Blue
Burn The Tree
Love By The Fire
First Visit
๐™ฐ๐š•๐š• ๐™ธ ๐š†๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐™ต๐š˜๐š› ๐™ฒ๐š‘๐š›๐š’๐šœ๐š๐š–๐šŠ๐šœ~
Good Boys Get Presents
Government Hooker
The Duck
Little Kitty
The Beeutiful Bride
The Day You Left...
A New Years Night
๐’๐š๐ฆ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ
๐—ง๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜‡๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿญ
๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ฐ๐š๐š๐šŠ๐š’๐š›
โ„๐•– ๐•„๐•’๐•œ๐•–๐•ค ๐•„๐•– ๐”ฝ๐•–๐•–๐•...
-๏ผณ๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ผฎ๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ“-
Wโ‚•y Dโ‚’โ‚‘โ‚› โ‚•โ‚‘... โ‚—โ‚’แตฅโ‚‘ โ‚˜โ‚‘?
๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜‡๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿญ ๐—ฃ๐—ง:๐Ÿฎ
๐™ฝ๐š˜๐š ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š›๐šœ, ๐™ฝ๐š˜ ๐š–๐š˜๐š›๐šŽ~
๐™ป๐šŽ๐š ๐™ธ๐š ๐™พ๐šž๐š
๏ผ– ๏ผฐ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ“
Yฯƒฯ…'ษพาฝ Gฯƒษณษณฮฑ Lฯƒส‹าฝ ษฑาฝ, ฮฑษณิƒ Yฯƒฯ…'ษพาฝ Gฯƒษณษณฮฑ Lฮนฦ™าฝ Iฦš-
แŽทแ‹แŽทแŽงแ’แŽฅแ‹แ•
๐™ฟ-๐™ฟ-๐™ฟ ๐™ฟ๐š˜๐š”๐šŽ๐š› ๐™ต๐šŠ๐šŒ๐šŽ~ (๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฟ)
๐€ ๐‹๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ž ๐๐ข๐ญ ๐“๐ข๐ซ๐ž๐...
รŸรฐโ€ โ€ รฐm โ€ รฐ โ€ รฐรพ
Duckie Hat
๐˜ˆ ๐˜™๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜”๐˜บ ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ โ™ก
~โ™ฅTaking Him Outโ™ฅ~
ใ€๏ปฟ๏ผด๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’ใ€‘
--๐™ณ๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š ๐š๐š˜๐šข๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šข--
Secrets of a Tortured Smile :)
๐ต๐’พ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’น๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐‘€๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰
แฅด๊ช–๊ช‘๊ซ€ ๊ชป๊ซแฅ…๊ชฎ๊ชŠแง๊ซ ๊ช‘๊ช— แญ™๊ ธ๊ช€แฆ”๊ชฎแญ™
๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‘๐จ๐ฒ๐š๐ฅ ๐‘๐จ๐ฌ๐ž
~๐˜š๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜—๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ด~
Yฬฝอ“oฬฝอ“uฬฝอ“ ฬฝอ“Dฬฝอ“oฬฝอ“nฬฝอ“'ฬฝอ“tฬฝอ“ ฬฝอ“Lฬฝอ“iฬฝอ“kฬฝอ“eฬฝอ“ ฬฝอ“Hฬฝอ“eฬฝอ“rฬฝอ“?
Tแ—ฉKE แ—ฉ แ—ทแ–‡Eแ—ฉK
สแดแดœ ๊œฑแด›แด€ส€แด›แด‡แด… แด›สœษช๊œฑ แดกแด€ส€-
๐†๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐Œ๐ฒ ๐€๐ ๐ž
Sฦšฯ…ฦˆฦ™ Iษณ Tิ‹าฝ Cิ‹ฮฑฯƒส‚
Fฮฑฦˆาฝ Iฦš...
Dาฝฮฑิƒ Bฯƒแƒง Wฮฑส…ฦ™ฮนษณษ 
Thank you <3333
๐™ณ๐š˜๐šŒ๐š๐š˜๐š›๐šœ ๐™พ๐š›๐š๐šŽ๐š›๐šœ
Lรฐvรช ร–vรชr ยงรชรฅยง
โ€ wรฐ Lรฐvรชrยง
Eแƒงาฝส‚ Rาฝิƒ...
แด€แด…แดœสŸแด› ๊œฑแด›แดœ๊œฐ๊œฐ
๐ป๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐’ฎ๐’ธ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“ ๐’ซ๐“‡๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“€๐“ˆ
๊ช– แฆ”๊ช–๊ช— ๊ช–๊ชป ๊ชป๊ซ๊ซ€ แฅ‡๊ซ€๊ช–แฅด๊ซ
Death of a child/Egg
โ‚ Dแตฃแตขfโ‚œ โ‚โ‚œ โ‚›โ‚‘โ‚
แฅด๊ชฎ๊ช‘แ ป๊ช— แฅด๊ชฎฯ๊ช—
๐•‹๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•ช ๐”ป๐•ฆ๐•”๐•œ๐•๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜
โ™ฅ Arcade Date โ™ฅ
ส™ส€แดแด‹แด‡ษด แด…ส€แด‡แด€แด๊œฑ
โ™ฅ Shipping โ™ฅ
Death of a Child/Egg PT:2
๊ชป๊ซ๊ซ€ แฆ“๊ชŠ๊ช€ ๊ช–๊ช€แฆ” ๊ช‘๊ชฎ๊ชฎ๊ช€
7 แดษชษดแดœแด›แด‡๊œฑ แดกษชแด›สœ Qแดœแด€แด„แด‹ษชแด›ส
โ™คโ™ข Hฮฑฯฯแƒง Dฯ…ฦˆฦ™ส…ฮนษณษ  โ™ขโ™ค
DND Adventure: And So It Begins
๏ผฒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…
โ„‚๐•™๐•ฃ๐•š๐•ค๐•ž๐•’๐•ค โ„‚๐•™๐•–๐•’๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜
แ‹แŽทแŽง แฐแŽงแŽฉ
แด›แด‡แด‡ษดแด€ษขแด‡ แด„แดœสŸแด›แดœส€แด‡

_Family Dinner_

800 10 66
By Clouds_nap

Happy Thanksgiving to whoever celebrates it! 
and if you don't.

Happy Thursday! or whatever day it is for you-

This is SBI family Au + quackbur + beeduo

Enjoy!!

TW
Cursing
Implied Sex (it's vaguely implied)

CW
Techno & Quackity hate each other
BeeDuo = Wholesomeness
Philza = Dadza
Tommy is an energetic fuck-
Wilbur actually giving a shit for his family :D

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// Tommy POV //
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I opened my eyes being met with the blinding sun seeping through my blinds, I pulled the covers over my head and turned away from the window.

"Theseus. Phil said it's time to wake up."
Techno opened my door speaking in his usual monotone voice.

"Fuck offfff"

"Wake up child."

I heard the floorboard creak along with something metallic sounding hit the floor.

"Okay! Okay! I'm up, XD-"
I sat up holding my hands above my head dropping the warm blanket.

"Good."
He put his trident back in his inventory and went back to my door,
"If you're not down in 5 minutes I'm gonna drag you down myself."

My door shut leaving me in silence.
After a few seconds of getting used to the cold air, I hopped out of bed and onto the freezing hardwood floors.

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// 4 Minutes Later //
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"TOMMY GET DOWN HERE!"

"COMING!!"
Throwing on my hoodie I bolted out of my room sliding on the wood with my socks nearly hitting the door to the guest room.

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// Philza POV //
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I was drinking my coffee watching Techno get mad at the fireplace when I heard someone hit the floor near the stairs.

"Good morning Toms."
I didn't even look over at the thing and just took a long sip of my coffee.

Today's gonna be fucking fun.

"I'M OKAY!"

"No one asked."

"That was not very nice Technoblade."

"You're not very smart-"

"HEY-"

"Everyone shut up."

Tommy shut his trap and hopped over the couch sitting on it.

"Okay. Since today is a holiday-"

"I thought we didn't celebrate Thanksgiving Phil?"
Tommy questioned opening his phone.

"We don't, but that doesn't mean we can't spend time with our family."

"So what are we doing?"
Techno looked up at me taking his attention off the fireplace.

"We're having dinner."

"We do that everyda-"

"With Tubbo, Ranboo, Wilbur, a-"

"AY TUBBO!"

"Oh, that's not that bad. Haven't seen that Ranboo kid or Wil in some-"

"and Quackity-"

"FUCKING QUACKITY?"

"BIG Q?"
They both had very different reactions to me mentioning Quackity.

"Well I haven't gotten an answerback but yes. Quackity"

"AYYY!"

"WHY??"

"Because he's coming with Wi-"

"I FUCKING KNEW IT! THE LOVE MASTER STRIKES AGAIN!"

"TOMMY!"

Yeah. Today's gonna be fun.

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// Tubbo POV //
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"Hey Boo!"

"Bee?"
Ranboo came down the stairs holding Michael.

"Don't forget we're going to Phil's for dinner tonight"

"Hm? Why?"

"I think just for family time?"

"We're his family?"

"I mean. Yeah"

They set Michael down and he ran off to the living room.

"That's nice! Who else is gonna be there?"

"Um... I think Wilbur and... oh Quackity."

"Who's that again?"

"Quackity, Las Nevadas? The guy from the burger van rivalry?"

"OH! Quackity!"
They smiled then it faded.
"Wait... don't he and Wilbur hate each other?"

I just shrugged
"We don't have to worry about that Big Man."

"Okay, are we taking Michael?"

"Um... n... no I don't think I want him there."

"Huh? How come?"

"Well, Techno's gonna be there.."

"What's wrong with that?"

"Let's just say we should ask Puffy to watch him."

"Okay Bee."

I went over to the living room and turned on the T.V for Michael grabbing my communicator
to message Puffy about babysitting him.

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// Wilbur POV //
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|| Philza ||

Hey Wil!

We're having a family dinner tomorrow night

are you two gonna be able to make it? 

yesterday: 9:23 am

Huh?
yesterday: 11:23 am

Are you two gonna be able to make it to dinner tomorrow?
yesterday: 11: 58 am

Us two?
yesterday: 12:18 pm

You and Quackity.
yesterday: 12:26 pm

Oh. Uh probably? I'd have to ask him
yesterday: 12:28 pm

Okay mate, text me when you get an answer 
yesterday: 12:32 pm

By the way, Techno's gonna be here so if you two don't
want to come that's okay
today: 3:52 pm  unseen
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Okay...
I just have to go in there and ask if he wants to go to the dinner.

This shouldn't be that fucking hard-

I knocked on his office door, it's honestly weird being here without Sam escorting me.

"COME IN!"
I heard a drawer slam shut and some coughing.

Opening the door he sat at his desk looking very professional, with a cigarette in his ashtray.  

"Oh, hello Soot"

I started walking to his desk with my hands behind my back.
"Hello duckling! I was wondering if you-"

"We're not fucking right now."

"That's not what I was gonna ask darling..."

"What's with the pet names then? You clearly want something so spill it."
He leaned back in his chair crossing his arms cocking a brow.

"Phil wanted to know if we wanted to go over there for dinner-"

"Why does he want me there?"

"I don't know, if you don't wanna go that's fine."

He rested his elbow on the desk holding his head up looking over to a calendar on the desk,
I walked behind his desk and started to rub his right shoulder.

"Fine. I guess it's a good excuse to take a break."

I smiled kissing his cheek,
"Thank you duckling."

"Is that all I'm getting Soot?"
He turned his head to better look at me.

"For now darling" (769)

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// Philza POV //
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There was a knocking at the door
"CAN SOMEONE GET THAT?"

"I GOT IT, I GOT IT!"
Tommy shouted from upstairs but I saw Techno already going to the door.

I heard it open, then instantly slam shut, and watch him make his way to the kitchen as if nothing happened.

"Who was it?"
I was setting a timer on the oven hearing Tommy running around upstairs.

"Quackity."

This was a fantastic start.
"Oh, I didn't know they were coming. Why'd you slam the door in his face?"
Techno didn't give me a verbal answer just shrugging his shoulders as I walked over to the door.

"So sorry about that mate, ple-"
Quackity was leaning on Wilbur glaring up at him.

"Phil?"

"Oh sorry mate, just been a while please come in"
I opened up the door more seeing Techno go upstairs pushing past Tommy out of the corner of my eye.

"BIG Q! WILBUR!"

Before either of them could step through the door Tommy tackled Quackity holding him in a hug while Wilbur held Quackity upright.

"Tommy! Let them enter the damn house before you tackle them."

"Sorry Big Q-"

"It's fine Toms, scared the shit out of me though.."
He laughed as Tommy let him go allowing the two to finally walk into the house.

Wilbur shut the door behind him placing a hand on Quackitys back.

"Tommy where's Techno go?"
I walked back to the kitchen to grab some glasses.

"He went to his room."

"Great, it's been less than a minute and we've lost Techno to his room."

"It was bound to happen eventually"

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// Tommy POV //
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I turned on the TV and grabbed my communicator, messaging Toby.

Wilbur and Quackity sat down next to each other.

"Can I get you two something to drink?"

"Any alcohol or water."

"Same here."

"Alright, Tommy?"

"Diet Coke please!"

After a few hours, someone rang the doorbell.

"I GOT IT!"

I ran to the door swinging it wide open.
"BEE BOY! BIG MAN!"

"TOMMYY!"

"Hey Tommy!"

I let them in locking the door.

"BIG Q!"

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// Third Person POV //
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After a lot of convincing Phil and Ranboo managed to get Techno to sit at the table.

Phil sat at the head of the table with Techno sitting to his right and Tommy to his left.
Next to Tommy were Wilbur and Quackity, while next to Techno were Ranboo and Tubbo.

Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo had started a conversation,
Techno and Quackity were giving each other a death glare,
While Phil and Wilbur tried to stop them from killing each other during dinner.

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"We should probably get going now."
Wilbur stood up grabbing Quackity and holding his hand.

"WHYYYY, YOU LIKE JUST GOT HEREE"
Tommy whined going up to his brother.

"Cause if we leave now we can prevent a murder."

Tommy looked at Quackity and noticed him glaring daggers at Techno,
"Oh."

"Alright, I'll walk you two out!"
Phil got up walking behind the two, leaving Tommy, Tubbo, Techno, and Ranboo in the living room.

A conversation started as the howling of the wind broke past the window. (it didn't literally break through the window-)

Phil returned with Wilbur and Quackity covered in snow.




"So new plan, everyone's staying the night!"

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-Word Count: 1237-

Hope you guys enjoyed this- (1269)
Who knows, I might follow up on this-
Probably will actually, especially if you would want that. 

I hope you all have a good Day/Afternoon/Night
Make sure you eat something and drink your holy water >:D

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