Why Me? (An Avengers Wrong Nu...

By Elvadera

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She's just trying to text her friend, but accidentally texts a superhero. Will Y/N get more than she bargaine... More

The Day it All Began
๐Ÿ‘‘ Royally Fucked Up ๐Ÿ‘‘
Captain Puerto Rico
Time to do Some Sketchy Shit
Old Presidents Can Get It
Finding Out Indentities
Level 10 Threat
Work Calls (literally)
Reveals
Meeting the ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–• Avengers
Watch Mojo
Truth or Truth
๐Ÿบ Jar Troubles ๐Ÿบ
My Rant About Airport Security
Pop Tarts = Ravioli???
Juni's Brain Has A Name
Why Is Tony Cleaning?
โœจClintonโœจ
6 FRICKEN NEWSPAPERS (thanks Will)
Ciao from the Smithsonian
๐ŸŸฉ A Brand New Problem ๐Ÿชจ
Our Airport Escort
The Article
Hey, Are You The Avengers?
I'm Steve And I'm Y/N
New Peeps
I Wanted to Train, Not Get Kidnapped
Steve Uncovers Shit
I Unlock Some of My Tragic Backstory โ„ข
Juni's a Lie, Geneva's In
A Plan is Formed
Will Makes Me Get Ice Cream with Steve
A Voice?! (dun, dun, duuuun)
Rappin with Cap and Thirst Traps
I Realize Imma Simp
How Many Times Is This Gonna Happen?
I'm No Longer Kidnapped
*insert epic name*
๐ŸŽถFoR thE FirST TiMe in FOrEveR๐ŸŽถ
Oi
๐Ÿ˜Ž Purple Dude ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Russian Raids
Dallas
Jackbox
Jack-in-the-box
Of To Somewhere
Fight is Over Food
A Look Into the Future

A Very Harry Styles Argument

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By Elvadera

Juni 🔫🐞
WTF!!
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
Y/N, YOU JUST JEOPARDIZED
YOURSELF
THE FUCKING AVENGERS
WERE THERE
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL
MADE YOU THINK "Oh yeah,
y'know I didn't fight anything
in 8 YEARS but here random
robot and killer bunny and an
actual team of superheroes
stopping it and literally
working for the company
I quit fighting over? Yes!!
Lemme fight this!"

You
Uh hum

I was there before the
Avengers
👏GET 👏YO👏FACTS
👏 STRAIGHT 👏
WAIT WAIT WAIT
the avengers work for SHIELD?

Juni 🔫🐞
Yes, you halfbrained
fuck waffle
They're right under
Fury himself

You
🦆🦆🦆🦆
ABORT MISSION

Juni 🔫🐞
Did you just use duck
emojis instead of cussing?

You
"Yes, you halfbrained
fuck waffle"

Juni 🔫🐞
HUH!!
H

ow dare you use my own
words against me!!

You
You gave me the opportunity
to

Juni 🔫🐞
I guess

~~~in le group chat~~~

Juni 🔫🐞
Buckle up, bell bottom
biatches
I gotta story to tell

Wilbah 🟤🎸
Oh god

Juni 🔫🐞
I elect to ignore that comment
But n e ways,
This was a bit ago with Brighton
So I was talking to her in a cafe,
right?
Up came the topic of Harry Styles

Anthony
How does Harry Styles casually
come up in conversation?

America's Ass?
Don't question it, Tony
It'll only make it worse

Juni 🔫🐞
Eh hem
So n e ways
I said,
Harry Styles is a singer dude
that dresses like a Grandma
So then Brighton repeated
that louder and someone at
the next table got so offended
I don't wanna type out names
so M=me, B=Brighton, S=Stranger
Got it? I don't care
S:loud gasp
B: Ayo, don't blame me
Blame my friend, they came
up with it
M: I did not, how dare you
Hazza is best
Lies, mockery, I have been made
laughing stock, I writhe in Anguish
B: bro, you totally did, fight me
So then we fake fight for like 10 secs
M: ow
B: Suck it
S: all I'm tryna say, is Harry is not
a singer dude that dressing up as a
grandma
M: He kinda is tho cuz is pants
are like way up there
B: and that's probably the reasoning
they used to come up with the whole
original thing
M: shhhh
B: oh look, you pissed off an entire
fandom and indirectly made me
piss of an entire fandom
S: uh, alright
M: I'm only speaking truth
S: you guys are
....chaotic
M: Thanks
B: that's our charm
S: you're welcome
I aspire to be as chaotic as you
guys
B: you can always join the chaos
M: Chaos has free admission
S: Yay!
So long story short we have a new
friend

You
Lol I remember that

Wilbah 🟤🎸
So that's what happened
when I went to the bathroom
and then there was a random
person sitting in my chair and
you guys were all laughing

Juni 🔫🐞
Yup

You
^^

Anthony
I-
I-

America's Ass?
You guys broke him
I don't even know how to feel

Bruce
Are they always like this?

Anthony
Yes

Wilbah 🟤🎸
yup

America's Ass?
Oh yeah

Juni 🔫🐞
Absolutely

You
Oh yeah, definitely

America's Ass?
Their first text ever to me
was "You better not have
jumped into the back of a
strangers truck again"

Bruce
And I thought you guys
we're bad!

Wilbah 🟤🎸
Bahahaha

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