Time to do Some Sketchy Shit

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+# ###-###-#### added America's Ass? to the chat
+# ###-###-#### added You to the chat

America's Ass?
What is this?

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A group chat dumbo

You
No offense but who's
the random number?

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A millionaire, playboy,
philanthropist, and inventor

You
Narcissistic is what you are
Imma call you Narcissus
after that one Greek guy

America's Ass?
At least you're not called
Mr. Ass

Narcissus
Well, I guess
Wait, you don't
have a nickname

You
Actually, I do
If you would've talked to Mr.
Ass, you would've known,
I am now called Brighton

Narcissus
Brighton?

You
Yes, Brighton. After the
town I grew up in.

America's Ass?
Wait, Brighton. Didn't
you say you were going
to go to sleep a little
while ago?

You
I was, and then
some idiots decided to spam
my phone
It's all good though
We're stopping soon

Narcissus
Stopping what?

You
The train?
We are about to arrive

Narcissus
Ooh. Where?

You
Brighton

America's Ass?
I'm honestly not surprised
Is that bad?

Narcissus
There's a train in
Colorado?!

You
I mean, I would
assume so

Narcissus
Why would you assume?
Aren't you on that train?

You
No, motherfucker, I'm
in England
And to think I thought you were
smart

Narcissus
I AM SMART!!
I CREATED AN AI

You
Juni did too
She was 13 at the time
How old were you
when you created yours?

America's Ass?
I'd never though I would
live to see the day where he cried

You
He's crying?!!
Pics or it didn't happen

America's Ass?

America's Ass?

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