Why Me? (An Avengers Wrong Number)

Russian Raids

It's been three weeks. Is that important? I did one of those things where I just disappeared again. I know, I know, I suck. But hasn't something ever been to much and you were like, I wish I could move across the world and change my name? Just me? Hopefully not.

Don't blame me for doing this. Blame the stones.

I decide to text the group chat.

You
Hey lol.

Tony
Where are you?

Juni 🔫🐞
^^^

You
Only cuz Juni asked, I'm in Russia

Wilbah 🟤🎸
Why?

You
Well the voices told me to go
They got really strong so I didn't
want to deal with it
Pulled some ties with an old friend
And know, because of the voices
I'm going to go on a raiding spree
of a whole bunch of buildings
owned by something called "Hydra"
and the "Red Room"
Ttyl

Tony
No the fuck you aren't

Hot Redhead
Nope
Nope
Nope

Bucket
Nope
Nope
Nope

Steve
Absolutely not

Nico(las)
Unfortunately
You guys are too late
She already made up her mind

You
Yep
Listen to the guy that's been
alive since Cap got put in the ice
and I've spent half my life with

Tony
Didn't he kill your parents?

You
Nah

Clinton
I am confusion

You
Him and his little space buddy
crashed a plane into my family's
car killing my parents
But it's chill tho, cuz then otherwise
we wouldn't have met

Tony
That's a trauma and a half

You
Fuck gotta go raid
Good luck at the tower

Tony
???
Wait, Wilbur, Juni, why is
my AI making pot brownies?
Why are you filming it?

Juni 🔫🐞
Because it can

Wilbah 🟤🎸
And it will get a fuck ton of views

You
Save some for me

Steve
Absolutely not

Bucket
He fricken crashed through the
ceiling and forced Juni and Will to
stop.

Tony
MY ROOF, FLOOR, AND KITCHEN

Wilbah 🟤🎸
You're a billionaire 🥱

Tony
So what this is the third time I've had to remodel that kitchen since
you got here

Wilbah 🟤🎸
🤷‍♂️

Now whilst that chaos was going on, I was being a badass.

I dropped down the roof to see a HYDRA leader throwing rocks.

"Please stop throwing rocks at teenagers going through your trash," I roll my eyes.

"Who do you think you are?" the dude asks, throwing a rock at me. I use my epic ninja skills and dodge it.

"Verdict," I say calmly. I'm wearing my mask and an all black outfit. My knife is slightly out in front of me but is still casually in my hands. I'm slouching.

"Ok, then Verdict. Who am I?" he smirks.

"Krisoff Luke Orloski. Head of the Moscow region of HYDRA. Government official in both," I say, a smile prevalent on my voice.

His smile drops and he falters. He takes a step to fix himself.

"Well then what do you want?" he asks.

"The access codes and to give you a once-in-a-lifetime, free, one-way ticket, straight to the Avengers," I inform him.

"Like I'd take that offer," he mumbles.

"They'll take it easy on you. Help you get in your feet. You're family will come with you," I keep talking.

"Alright fine," he shuts me up and starts rambling off the codes.

Bada-bing, bada-boom. Bases infiltrated and a dude and his family starting over in a not terrorist organization. And in an organization that wasn't the losing side in a major war.

Woo!