Why Me? (An Avengers Wrong Number)

A Very Harry Styles Argument

Juni 🔫🐞
WTF!!
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
Y/N, YOU JUST JEOPARDIZED
YOURSELF
THE FUCKING AVENGERS
WERE THERE
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL
MADE YOU THINK "Oh yeah,
y'know I didn't fight anything
in 8 YEARS but here random
robot and killer bunny and an
actual team of superheroes
stopping it and literally
working for the company
I quit fighting over? Yes!!
Lemme fight this!"

You
Uh hum

I was there before the
Avengers
👏GET 👏YO👏FACTS
👏 STRAIGHT 👏
WAIT WAIT WAIT
the avengers work for SHIELD?

Juni 🔫🐞
Yes, you halfbrained
fuck waffle
They're right under
Fury himself

You
🦆🦆🦆🦆
ABORT MISSION

Juni 🔫🐞
Did you just use duck
emojis instead of cussing?

You
"Yes, you halfbrained
fuck waffle"

Juni 🔫🐞
HUH!!
H

ow dare you use my own
words against me!!

You
You gave me the opportunity
to

Juni 🔫🐞
I guess

~~~in le group chat~~~

Juni 🔫🐞
Buckle up, bell bottom
biatches
I gotta story to tell

Wilbah 🟤🎸
Oh god

Juni 🔫🐞
I elect to ignore that comment
But n e ways,
This was a bit ago with Brighton
So I was talking to her in a cafe,
right?
Up came the topic of Harry Styles

Anthony
How does Harry Styles casually
come up in conversation?

America's Ass?
Don't question it, Tony
It'll only make it worse

Juni 🔫🐞
Eh hem
So n e ways
I said,
Harry Styles is a singer dude
that dresses like a Grandma
So then Brighton repeated
that louder and someone at
the next table got so offended
I don't wanna type out names
so M=me, B=Brighton, S=Stranger
Got it? I don't care
S:loud gasp
B: Ayo, don't blame me
Blame my friend, they came
up with it
M: I did not, how dare you
Hazza is best
Lies, mockery, I have been made
laughing stock, I writhe in Anguish
B: bro, you totally did, fight me
So then we fake fight for like 10 secs
M: ow
B: Suck it
S: all I'm tryna say, is Harry is not
a singer dude that dressing up as a
grandma
M: He kinda is tho cuz is pants
are like way up there
B: and that's probably the reasoning
they used to come up with the whole
original thing
M: shhhh
B: oh look, you pissed off an entire
fandom and indirectly made me
piss of an entire fandom
S: uh, alright
M: I'm only speaking truth
S: you guys are
....chaotic
M: Thanks
B: that's our charm
S: you're welcome
I aspire to be as chaotic as you
guys
B: you can always join the chaos
M: Chaos has free admission
S: Yay!
So long story short we have a new
friend

You
Lol I remember that

Wilbah 🟤🎸
So that's what happened
when I went to the bathroom
and then there was a random
person sitting in my chair and
you guys were all laughing

Juni 🔫🐞
Yup

You
^^

Anthony
I-
I-

America's Ass?
You guys broke him
I don't even know how to feel

Bruce
Are they always like this?

Anthony
Yes

Wilbah 🟤🎸
yup

America's Ass?
Oh yeah

Juni 🔫🐞
Absolutely

You
Oh yeah, definitely

America's Ass?
Their first text ever to me
was "You better not have
jumped into the back of a
strangers truck again"

Bruce
And I thought you guys
we're bad!

Wilbah 🟤🎸
Bahahaha