!!CURSE WARNING!!
Thoma: Did you have to stab him?
Y/n: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Thoma: What did he say to you?!
Y/n: What are you gonna do? Stab me?!
Thoma:
Y/n:
Thoma: That's fair-
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Y/n: Is 4 a lot?
Thoma: Depends on the context.
Thoma: Dollars? No.
Thoma: Murderers? Yes
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Thoma cooking miso soup and dropping it on the floor: This is sadder than the time I fell of the train :(
Y/n: *Chokes on coffee*
Y/n: Sorry what?
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Ayaka: Thats a pretty rock
Thoma: Y/n gave it to me <3
Y/n: I threw it at you-
Thoma: She's really sweet <3
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Ayato: Thoma right hand on red
*Thoma ends up on top of Y/n*
Thoma: Okay your doing this on purpose aren't you-
Ayato: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, i'm surprised you both never noticed-
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Y/n: *Accidentally punches Thoma in the face*
Y/n: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' or 'Are you ok?'
Y/n: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
Thoma: What is wrong with you-
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Thoma: Violence ISN'T the answer
Y/n: Your right.
Thoma: *sighs in relief*
Y/n: Violence is the question
Thoma: What?
Y/n bolting away: And the answer is yes
Thoma running after Y/n: NO-
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Y/n: *struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels*
Y/n: Yeah, I-I don't think heels are for me.
Thoma: *points at Y/n and walks flawlessly in his golden sparkly 6 inch heels
Thoma: WEAK
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Y/n: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case.
Thoma: That's a coma
Y/n: Sounds festive
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Thoma: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Y/n: Alright, whats 30x17?
Thoma: 47
Y/n: That wasn't even close...
Thoma: But it was fast wasn't it?
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Y/n: Am I going to far?
Thoma: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison <3
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Thoma: I'm begging you please go to a doctor TwT
Y/n: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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*Thoma and Y/n are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Thoma: I think Ayato did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Y/n: Well that's encouraging -_-
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Thoma: You know I'm kinda regretting showing you how a blender works -_-
Y/n drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Y/n: Man I only see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Thoma: Oh I'm always running
Thoma: The question is from what.