You
Sorry about that
I messed up I know
I'm really sorry
I can't lose you
America's Ass?
You're good
Don't worry about it
You just caught me off
guard
You
Thank the lords
America's Ass?
👍
~~~in the group chat~~~
You
Guys
I think it's time to
do a face reveal
I mean, we all know
what Anthony looks
like so why not me
next
Anthony
Wut-
Juni 🔫🐞
Ehm
You
Here goes nothing
Juni 🔫🐞
Oh thank the lords
Anthony
Dam Brighton
I actually thought
I was gonna get
some information outta you
You
Poor, poor Anthony
I don't think you realize
I'm too good for that
I've had powerful
people on my ass
and all they could figure
out was my friends names
America's Ass?
Powerful people on your ass?
Should I be concerned
Juni 🔫🐞
NOPE
You
^^
Anthony
Okie then
~~~~~~
My phone started ringing. Weird, I thought. It was my boss from the dig site. I rush to answer it.
"Bonjour, General Y/L/N," she greeted.
"Bonjour, madame," I answered.
"Can you come to the dig site as soon as possible? I know it's your first break in 7 years but we're getting very lectures étranges (weird readings) of something that seems to be rayonnement gamma (gamma radiation)," she informs me.
"Yeah, I'll catch the next train. Cela pourrait être énorme (this could be huge)," I agree.
"Alors je vous verrai dans un moment, Général Y/L/N. (Then I'll see you in a bit, General Y/L/N)" she says.
"Mhm. Bye," I hang up and run to find Will and Juni.
Once I find them, I tell them all about the phone call. Juni, luckily understands and we start driving to pick up my stuff. On the way to Juni's house, I found out that they revealed what school we went to.
"JUNI!" I scold them. "They could work for SHIELD or HYDRA or whatever else and try to recruit me! I just got to a point where I feel like I don't constantly have to loom over my shoulder but if you keep doing this, I might have to."
"Sorry," they reply.
"Be more careful," I warn.
We finally arrive at her house and I thank my lazy ass for not unpacking because it was a quick zip-up and go. On the way out the door, Juni hands me books on gamma radiation written by a B. Banner.
"Thank you all so much," I say, a little sadly, "I'll try to visit soon."
~~~~back to le group chat~~~~
You
So do you guys know
anything about gamma
anything?
Juni 🔫🐞
The books didn't help?
You
They're just complicated
Anthony
I know some stuff but
I know a guy who is one
of the leading scientists
in gamma
I could add them if you
want me to?
America's Ass?
DON'T ADD BRUCE
Anthony
So, now I'm going
to add them anyways
because it pisses
grandpa here off
You
Wait, can I add
another friend?
Just so y'all don't
outnumber us.
Anthony
Sure
Anthony added ###-###-####
You added ###-###-####
Bruce
What's this?
Wilbah 🟤🎸
Yah, what is this?
Juni 🔫🐞
A group chat, dumbasses
Wilbah 🟤🎸
No, I know that
Who is everybody?
You
I'm Brighton
Anthony
Anthony
America's Ass?
I believe I'm still America's Ass
Juni 🔫🐞
The baddest bitch, Juni
Bruce
I'm Bruce, ig
Wilbah 🟤🎸
I'm Wilbur
You
Pah Juni
We all know I'm the
baddest bitch
Juni 🔫🐞
You probably are
I can't believe these
guys can even do what you did
Wilbah 🟤🎸
I was going to act all
offended but I post
videos of myself
playing Minecraft online
Bruce
-what?
You
Well, Juni, you
did make Anthony cry
And according to Mr. Ass
that's probably pretty
rare so 👏👏👏 on that
Bruce
WAIT JUNI'S THE ONE
THAT MADE YOU CRY
Anthony
🙄
yes
Bruce
OH WOW
IMMA EXPOSE YOU
America's Ass?
Please don't
Juni 🔫🐞
Ooh I gotta idea
Besides the fact, ik who
you all are, why don't
we all reveal our faces?
But like not by ourselves
we have one of the people
we know do it for us
You
Fuck it, I'm in
But please be very careful
my identity can be important
Wilbah 🟤🎸
If you're doing it I will
It's not like I have any
privacy anyways, anymore
Anthony
Y'all already know my
face, cuz ass here sent
you guys a video of me
crying
Bruce
If Tony's doing it,
I will
You
Tony?
Anthony
Dats me
Tony is my nickname that
I go by 11/12
You
Ah
Mr. Ass?
You in?
America's Ass?
Sure
=======
to be continued