HTF Incorrect Quotes

By LuluandLogan1373

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Incorrect quotes, but htf. More

Fight With A Nail Gun
Flirting?
Lake
Where's Sniffles?
They Got Lost
Enemies
The Body
One Phone Call
Prison Cell
Hello?
Better Than Shifty
New Slang!
Plan G
Giggles' Wedding
Nope
A Personal Question
You Drank What!?
Kidnapped
TTYL
Dandelions
Lost Items
Join Us!
Free
How Did You Get Here?
I'm An Idiot
Treat Me Right
What Will Nutty Eat?
Kill Three
They're All Fucked Up
Walkie Talkies
Anyone D-
It's Terrifying
Dumb Stuff
Told You So
Wake Me Up
I Can Explain
...
Something Random
Cake!
Should We Do Something?
Weenie
Slushies
In His Defense...
Swearing
Constructive Criticism
It's Dark
Who Broke It?
Not Happening Splendid
Three Types of People
He Has How Many Ovens Now?
Group Chats
Soo...
This Centaur Thing Breaks My Brain
Pain In Ass
Uncooked Fettuccine
It's magic!
A Loose Cannon
I Hope He's Dead
Put Spaghetti In It
Making Fun Of My Own Height
Fuck Splendid part 1
Fuck Splendid Part 2
Fuck Splendid Part 3
Being A Disappointment Is Hard Work
Open Up
Wonderful Responses
Pet Names
Don't Let These Two Drink
Mistlefoe
Who's The Sexiest?
Punch Splendid!
Splendad
Flaky Has Two Sets of Parents Now
Guess Who's In Charge
Brotherly Love Part 1
Brotherly Love Part 2
Brotherly Love Part 3
Brotherly Love Part 4
Brotherly Love Part 5
Brotherly Love Twincest Edition
Nutty Is A Hazard And A Coward
Flaky Has A New Steering Wheel
Who Let Him In The Kitchen?
Truth Or Dare?
He Can't Explain
Tea
My Fitness Goals
Flaky is WEAK
He Will Eat Anything
Fliqpy's Just Hot
Doing Everything Violently
I Love This Ship!
Code Names
He's Not Wrong
Be More Like Flippy
I Keep Forgetting The Titles
Go Big Or Go Home!
Me Too Flaky
He's Physic
I Found The Doc!
I'm With Lifty
Fake?
Coffee
ieeeeeeee
Hydrate or Die Straight!
Le Growl
MaGiC
Cannibalism
He Did It!
King Of All Ducks!
Flippy's Not Special
Well It's Not My Problem
I'm Thirsty
I Really Don't Like Giggles
And He Doesnt Cuss... Ever
Who Needs Rose Tinted Glasses
Google
Rust
I Wanna KitKat
TURKEY
Unhurted
Lots Of Dreams
Lifty Has Problems
It's A Me Problem
Flippy Will Never Go Vegan
He Felt Bad For Stabbing Him
It's Where My Demons Hide
Not Worth It
It's About 50/50
It Is Not
Empty Head
Ah Yes, Bilingual
All You Wanna Do, Baby
I'm Cuddles
I Vote For Plan M
Spaghetti And Wine, Perfect
Cute
Splendid Is Fed Up
Book
Lifty's A Fucking Bottom
Cuddles Is A Hazard
L-L-L-Love Struck
KNIFE STICK
Splendid's Just Jealous
No
Yancy
Rock
Spooky Month
A Smooth Criminal
Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz
Smoothie
I Really Don't
YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?
MuRdEr On My TrAiN!
Shifty Knows Best
Flippy Stop
Slut
I Sleep
OTP
Evil Scientists
Pathetic
Don't Underestimate Nutty
Last One I Think

Do Not

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By LuluandLogan1373

Flippy: Okay, two person huddle.
Flaky: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

Suga: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Sniffles: So fuck oxygen, I guess.

Flippy: I think my guardian angel drinks.

Shifty: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

Splendid: Are you drunk?
Nutty: Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Flippy: And the spirit of whisky.

Sniffles: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Lifty: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.
Lifty: No, that’s Shifty I’m your nicest friend.
Lifty: No, Suga… I’m your friend!

Splendid: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page.
Splendid: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”.
Flippy: That’s not even clever.

Sniffles: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Nutty: Doritos cool ranch.
Sniffles:
Sniffles: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Nutty: I love that song.

Flaky: Fight me!
Flippy, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

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