Flippy, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Sniffles: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Flippy: I have depression, what do you think?
Splendont: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.
Lifty: But don't you hate yourself.
Splendont: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
Lifty: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Lifty: *turns around and helps Suga through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Suga.
Suga: Okay.
Flaky, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Disco Bear: Tea.
Flaky: Wrong. It's coffee.
Lifty: Do you cook?
Suga: I made a cake once.
Shifty: Yeah, it was good.
Suga: Really?
Shifty: Don’t make me lie twice, Suga.
Splendid: Hey, do you know the password to Splendont’s computer?
Flippy: Fuck you, Splendid.
Splendid: Hey!!
Flippy: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyousplendid".
Splendid: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
Sniffles: Nutty, what are you doing?
Nutty: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Sniffles: You could always take it out and count it.
Nutty: Where’s the fun in that?
Shifty: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes
Suga: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Flaky: No... well, their slowness.
Suga: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Suga: Now I have a plan.
Suga: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
Flippy: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.
Flippy: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.