Liquidator: If you can't beat them, dress better than them
~~~
Liquidator: This is a mistake
Bushroot, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Liquidator: But not today
Bushroot, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
~~~
Chemist: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Megavolt: What did you do?
Chemist: Nobody died.
Megavolt: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
~~~
Bushroot: *Screams*
Megavolt: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Chemist: Should we do something?!
Quackerjack, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
~~~
Bushroot: Megavolt isn't answering their phone
Chemist: I'll call
Bushroot: Quackerjack and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Megavolt: Hello?
~~~
Bushroot, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Megavolt: Hey.
Chemist: Hi.
Quackerjack: Hello.
Negaduck: Hey!
Bushroot: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Liquidator: We were out of Doritos.
~~~
{WHY AREN'T THESE ALREADY ON HERE IT WAS LIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FUCKING DOC NSHJDSNHDJS-}