This is just a incorrect quotes book I wrote on google docs a while ago! And yes, I know the cover art isn't mine, but I just can't draw this week. #Unmotivated T^T
Hope y'all have a good laugh!
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Chemist, about Megavolt: Can I tell them they look nice?
Bushroot: Sure.
Chemist: Can I tell them I respect them?
Bushroot: Maybe, if they ask.
Chemist: Should I show them an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs?
Bushroot: ...
Bushroot: I'd save that for later.
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Liquidator's old ass playing a video game: How do I play?
*Liquidator has drawn first blood!*
*Liquidator is on a killing spree!*
*Liquidator is on a rampage!*
*Liquidator is unstoppable!*
*Liquidator is dominating!*
*Liquidator is godlike!*
Liquidator: Don't worry guys, I figured it out.
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Negaduck: Hey, what's your Netflix password?
Chemist: ihopeyoudie
Negaduck: Fuck you.
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Quackerjack: I'm never donating blood ever again.
Quackerjack: The second you walk through the door, it's just one invasive question after another!
Quackerjack: 'Where did you get it?' 'Why is it in a bucket?' I mean, do you want it or not?
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Megavolt: "29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how it could be protected."
Megavolt: Help.
Bushroot: Forests, stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.
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Chemist: They made Bushroot cry!
Megavolt: Bushroot always cries!
Bushroot: That's not true! *cries*
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Negaduck: The joy of hanging out with Quackerjack. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and they bite the tip of a fuse off.
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Liquidator: Negaduck! I thought you were dead!
Negaduck: No, just in deep cover.
Liquidator: ...But it was an open casket.
Negaduck: It was very deep.
Chemist: Not deep enough, apparently.
Negaduck: Listen here you little shit-
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Chemist: Awww, why don't you like cats, Megavolt? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Megavolt: I don't know Chemist, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Chemist:
Megavolt: I'm ALLERGIC.
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Negaduck: I could kill you if I wanted.
Megavolt: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.
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Bushroot: How is spring not everyone's favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Chemist: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Bushroot: But pink.
Negaduck: And it's hot.
Bushroot: PINK!
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Negaduck: I told Chemist that their ears turn red when they lie.
Megavolt: Do they?
Negaduck: No.
Megavolt: Then why did you tell them that?
Negaduck: Because I can do this.
Negaduck: Hey Chemist! Do you love us?
Chemist, with their hands over their ears: No.
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Chemist: Negaduck... How do I begin to explain Negaduck?
Liquidator: Negaduck is flawless.
Quackerjack: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Megavolt: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Bushroot: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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Bushroot, laying in bed: Get out of my room.
Quackerjack, standing just outside of the door frame: I'm not in your room.
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Negaduck: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
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Bushroot: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.
Chemist: ...I was hungry.
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Bushroot: Megavolt...
Megavolt: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
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Now while Megavolt may not give a fuck, I do. ABOUT YOU SILLIES READING MY STORY!!! THANK YOU SO SO MUCH GUYS!!! We're #1 in the Darkwing Duck hashtag, yayyyy!!! I'm so sorry I don't post as often as I'd like. School n' stuff I'm afraid. I'll give you all more updates soon! YAYYYYYY!
