Darkwing Duck Incorrect Quotes! (Plus OC)

Here we go again.

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Bushroot: Lyra was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Chemist: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Bushroot: Lyra, you ate a chair.

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Darkwing, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Launchpad: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Darkwing, with the tone of someone who is used to Launchpad: Outstanding.
Darkwing: This is what I'm talking about people.

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Liquidator: Violence isn't the answer.
Chemist: You're right.
Liquidator: *sighs in relief*
Chemist: Violence is the question.
Liquidator: What?
Chemist, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Liquidator, running after her: NO-

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Darkwing: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Chemist: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Darkwing: but what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Chemist: Darkwing, they...they weren't always orphans.
Darkwing: ...

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Liquidator: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Bushroot: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Chemist: It's dark in here
Megavolt: Don't worry Chem I got this
Megavolt: *Stomps their feet*
Megavolt: *Skechers light up*

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Launchpad: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Darkwing: *turning to Megavolt* How tall are you?
Megavolt: This is what I get for teaming up with you guys this ONE TIME.

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Liquidator: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Chemist: The cow???
Liquidator: What?
Negaduck: Chemist, W H Y?

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Elmo (Megavolt): Is something burning?
Lyra: Just my love for you.
Elmo: Lyra, the toaster is on fire.

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Negaduck: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Darkwing: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

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Quackerjack: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Negaduck:
Negaduck: QJ, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Quackerjack: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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