haha captain underpants reference
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Liquidator: *is throwing stones at Bushroot's window*
Bushroot: You have a phone for a reason, Liquidator!
*THUD*
Bushroot: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
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Negaduck: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!
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Chemist: Why would you do that?
Megavolt: Because I feel guilty.
Bushroot: Guilt is a trick emotion. It's put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.
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Bushroot: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Megavolt: Explain.
Bushroot: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Liquidator: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?
Bushroot:
Bushroot: That's just another highlight!
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Liquidator: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Liquidator: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Megavolt: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Liquidator: Ominous positivity.
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Chemist: Hey, Bushroot, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Bushroot: Yeah.
Chemist: And you, Liquidator?
Liquidator: Umm... yes?
Chemist: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Liquidator: Did they just-
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Bushroot: But what about Liquidator? They were my SOULMATE!
Megavolt: You said that about a ball of yarn once!
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Chemist: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Megavolt: I literally said "I have an idea," and you just went along with it without question.
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Quackerjack: I have a problem.
Chemist: Kill it.
Quackerjack: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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Quackerjack: Never gonna make you cry!
Liquidator: Never gonna say goodbye!
Quackerjack: Never gonna tell a lie—
Megavolt: I will hurt you.
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Bushroot: Chemist is not a morning person. Or a night person. There's really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.
Chemist: The best part is you never know when they're coming.
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Quackerjack: Are you listening to me?
Liquidator: *nods*
Quackerjack: What did I just say?
Liquidator: *nods*
Quackerjack: ...
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Chemist: What's my sexuality?! I don't fucking know! I'm not straight, and that's all that matters. Well, maybe that's unfair to the straights. Some of my best friends are straight! Well, one of them. Well, I know them, and Negaduck is perfectly tolerable person in small doses!
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Quackerjack: What time is it?
Chemist: I don't know, pass me that saxaphone and we'll find out
Chemist: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Bushroot: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Chemist: It's 2 am
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Darkwing Duck Incorrect Quotes! (Plus OC)
HumorThis is just a incorrect quotes book I wrote on google docs a while ago! And yes, I know the cover art isn't mine, but I just can't draw this week. #Unmotivated T^T Hope y'all have a good laugh! NEW CHAPTERS SOON
