~~~
Megavolt: Stressed.
Chemist: Depressed.
Negaduck: Possessed.
Bushroot: Obsessed.
Liquidator: Impressed.
Quackerjack: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Quackerjack: I just wanted to join in.
~~~
Liquidator: I hope no one lowkey hates me.
Liquidator: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.
Liquidator: Go big or go home.
~~~
Quackerjack: :)
Negaduck: >:(
Quackerjack: Turn that frown upside down!
Negaduck: ):<
Quackerjack: Not sure what I was expecting...
~~~
Quackerjack: I am literally evil incarnate.
Quackerjack: I'm not actually, I just enjoy being evil.
Quackerjack: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I'm making a conscious effort.
~~~
Chemist: Quackerjack is a perfect cinnamon scone who's never done anything wrong in their entire life!
Negaduck: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!
~~~
Chemist: If you want my advice-
Megavolt: No offense but you're the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill me, your significant other, multiple times.
Chemist: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, you also tried to kill me.
Megavolt: ...Fair.
~~~
Quackerjack: Negaduck, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!
Negaduck: Rebuke? Is that a word?
Quackerjack: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!
Negaduck: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?
~~~
IT'S SHIPPING TIME, Y'ALL!!!
~~~
*at 3am*
Quackerjack: *runs into Liquidator's room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Liquidator: *wakes up* Dude!
Quackerjack: *cackles*
Bushroot: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Liquidator* What the fuck, Quackerjack?
Quackerjack: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-
~Or...~
*at 3am*
Bushroot: *runs into Megavolt's room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Megavolt: *wakes up* Dude!
Bushroot: *cackles*
Chemist: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Megavolt* What the fuck, Bushroot?
Bushroot: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-
~~~
Megavolt: We're getting married, bitches!
Chemist: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
~~~
Megavolt: How do I tell Chemist that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
~~~
Megavolt: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
Chemist: Marry me.
~~~
Liquidator: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Bushroot: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Liquidator, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
~~~
NOW FEATURING MY FRIEND, MUSIC JESTER!!!! <3
~~~
QJ: I think I'm falling for you.
MJ: Then get up.
~~~
QJ: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
MJ: Peonies, why?
QJ:
MJ: Were you going to get me flowers?
QJ:
MJ:
QJ: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
~~~
MJ: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
QJ: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
~~~
QJ: That was so hot, MJ.
MJ: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
QJ: I'm so in love with you.
~~~
QJ: MJ, you love me, right?
MJ: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
~~~
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Darkwing Duck Incorrect Quotes! (Plus OC)
HumorThis is just a incorrect quotes book I wrote on google docs a while ago! And yes, I know the cover art isn't mine, but I just can't draw this week. #Unmotivated T^T Hope y'all have a good laugh! NEW CHAPTERS SOON
