~~~
Liquidator: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Liquidator: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
~~~
Liquidator: Hey Bushroot,
Bushroot: Yes?
Liquidator: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Bushroot:
Bushroot: Where's Megavolt?
~~~
Store Worker: Would a Miss Chemist please come to the front desk?
Chemist, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Quackerjack and Megavolt
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Quackerjack and Megavolt, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Chemist: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
~~~
Chemist: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Bushroot: Just rip the bandage off.
Chemist: It's Megavolt.
Bushroot: Put the bandage back on.
~~~
Negaduck: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Megavolt: Alright.
Negaduck: TraitorSayWhat?
Quackerjack: Excuse me?
Negaduck: What?
Megavolt:
Negaduck:
Negaduck: No wait-
~~~
Launchpad: What time is it?
DW: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
DW: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Negaduck: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
DW: It's 2 am
~~~
Negaduck: You know those things will kill you, right?
Megavolt, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Bushroot, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Chemist: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
~~~
Negaduck: Dammit, Megavolt!
Megavolt: What?! It wasn't me!
Negaduck: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Bushroot!
Bushroot: Not me either.
Negaduck: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Chemist: *whistles*
~~~
Negaduck: Truth or dare?
Megavolt: Dare
Negaduck: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Megavolt: Hey Bushroot
Bushroot, suddenly very scared: Yeah?
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Darkwing Duck Incorrect Quotes! (Plus OC)
فكاهةThis is just a incorrect quotes book I wrote on google docs a while ago! And yes, I know the cover art isn't mine, but I just can't draw this week. #Unmotivated T^T Hope y'all have a good laugh! NEW CHAPTERS SOON
