Darkwing Duck Incorrect Quotes! (Plus OC)

All of the Sinister Six!

{The Sinister Six being the Fearsome Five plus Chemist}

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Negaduck: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Bushroot: ...I did. I broke it.
Negaduck: No. No you didn't. Megavolt?
Megavolt: Don't look at me. Look at Quackerjack.
Quackerjack: What?! I didn't break it.
Megavolt: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Quackerjack: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Megavolt: Suspicious.
Quackerjack: No, it's not!
Liquidator: If it matters, probably not, but Chemist was the last one to use it.
Chemist: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Liquidator: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Chemist: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Liquidator!
Bushroot: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Negaduck.
Negaduck: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Liquidator: Negaduck... Megavolt's been awfully quiet.
Megavolt: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Negaduck, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Negaduck: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Negaduck:
Negaduck: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Negaduck: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Bushroot: >:O language
Megavolt: Yeah watch your fucking language
Quackerjack: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MEGAVOLT THE FUCK WORD?
Liquidator: 'The fuck word'.
Chemist: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Megavolt: Oh my god they censored it
Liquidator: Say fuck, Chemist.
Megavolt: Do it, Chemist. Say fuck.
Chemist: Fuck you guys.
Megavolt: SHE SAID IT LOL

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Negaduck: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Bushroot: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Megavolt: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Bushroot, learn to listen.
Quackerjack: What if it bites itself and I die?
Liquidator: That's voodoo.
Chemist: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Bushroot: That's correlation, not causation.
Quackerjack: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Liquidator: That's kinky.
Negaduck: Oh my God.

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Megavolt: Rules are made to be broken.
Bushroot: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Negaduck: Uh, piñatas.
Quackerjack: Glow sticks.
Liquidator: Karate boards.
Chemist: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Megavolt: Rules.
Bushroot:

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Megavolt: We need to distract these guys
Bushroot: Leave it to me
Bushroot: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Negaduck, Quackerjack, and Liquidator: *Immediately begin arguing*
Chemist, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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Megavolt: Time for plan G.
Bushroot: Don't you mean plan B?
Megavolt: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Liquidator: What about plan D?
Megavolt: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Quackerjack: What about plan E?
Megavolt: I'm hoping not to use it. Negaduck dies in plan E.
Chemist: I like plan E.

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Megavolt: Just be yourself.
Bushroot: 'Be myself'? Megavolt, I have one day to win Liquidator over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Quackerjack: Couple weeks.
Negaduck: Six months.
Chemist: Jury's still out.
Bushroot: See, Megavolt?
Bushroot: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Megavolt: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Bushroot: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Liquidator: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Quackerjack: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Negaduck: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Chemist:
Chemist: I have emotional scars.

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'Can I copy the homework?'
Bushroot: I can help you with it!
Liquidator: Yeah, sure.
Megavolt: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Quackerjack: lol nope.
Negaduck: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Chemist: *Read 5:55pm*

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Bushroot: Hewwo.
Megavolt: Hihiiiiii!
Liquidator: Greetings, Humans.
Negaduck: Three kinds of people.
Quackerjack: I want pudding.
Bushroot: Four kinds of people.
Chemist: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Negaduck: Five kinds of people.

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{Stay Tuuuuuuuuned}