I turn on my video camera and say, "Hey Skeppy. I just wanted to show you this song I've been working on. I usually don't like cameras on my face, but I think it'll turn out better like this, I hope. Anyways, it's called I'm in love with an e-boy."
"Well, it's 2:45 p.m.
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
Can of Red Bull by the bed
Phone is charged and Snapchat's read
What's perfect?
What's perfect?
He's beauty, he's grace
He has a profile picture of an anime boy's face
Just a single message more
Sends him rubbing up my ethernet cord
I wanna be the guy
That you fall asleep on call with
I'll make you forget
Every guy that came before me
'Cause I like you
And you like my attention
Let's skip to the good bit
Let's consummate our internet connection
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-boy
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-boy
Mom took away my PS4
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
I'm not aggressive
I just ooze masculine passion
Did you know I've also got depression?
I'm self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
I thought you could be the one to fix me
*interlude*
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-boy
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-boy
Mom took away my PS4
I've said it so many times before
How can I live on if I keep on collecting
These every little slights and insurrections?
Constant pain in every dimension
My body weeps
Disbelief heads suspension
I wanna be the guy
That you find stalking your affections
Your social media scoured
You seek police interventions
'Cause I base my
Ideals on obsessive media
Maybe if I act like them
You'll respond to my DMs"
I press the stop recording button and send the video to Skeppy.
"Message Not Delivered"
Word Count: 353
A/N: Just a short one shot bc I don't feel like doing my hw :p