South Park Oneshots (COMPLETE...

By Blazedarkness

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A mixture of oneshots. Included: - Ships (BoyxBoy, GirlxGirl, BoyxGirl) - X Readers - OC inserts More

Dip stargazing
Style stress
Cryde im sorry
Kyman holy shit dude
Bunny my fault
The beach creek
A/N please read
K2 fields
Special coming up
Style goodbye
Special is out
Dry tears kylextweek
Sleepover at school
Dont cry clydextoken (i forget there ship name all the time)
Holy shit balls
A second chance crenny
Really really important
16 kyman
Scary movies creek
Stendy using me?
Cryle 5 nights at freddys
Bendy you talk too much
vote plz
style you have beautiful eyes (specially for lil_miss_weirdo!)
conformist ikexflirkle
Terrible human being
Dear crimson
update on voteing and shout outs
taken from me BENxjeff
tweekxclyde giggles
final vote update
sparks mikexpete
ok nerdz listen up
new start
IM GULITY IVE DONE TO MANY OF THESE but please read
dip demon inside
Creek {dirty things}
K2 i love you
Ask me questions
Its mine kahl {kyman}
Check it out please?
SOUTH PARK SCHOOL
South park school is out
Stenny sheets need changing
Why me? (Surprise)
Have a look
Please dont be angry
(Lambxeric) conformist side p1
X readers?
Kamy (kylexamy) P1
Pira (kiraxpip)
Crellie (craigxellie) P1
Cregan (meganxcraig)
Kimny (kimxkenny)
Katilyn (kylexcatilyn) p1
Kylexreader
(Creek) you deserve better
(Creek) pillows
Kamy (kylexamy) P2
crellie (craigxellie) P2
Katilyn (catilynxkyle)
(Keneric) god damnit
Update shit
Creek (i just want to do a cute creek mkay?!)
Hey hey hey
Pick one
Hi
Check out ask blazedarkness
Final update ever (1)
Final update ever (2)
More oneshots!

(Lambxeric) conformist side P2

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By Blazedarkness

Lambs pov

"It's not that simple Stan!!"

"Yeah, it actually is. it was simple for me and wendy"

"Cause you've been on and off since 4th grade!!"

"Lamb, all you have to do is ask him out"

Yes it am telling Stan about my crush. don't blame me. he's my cousin and I'm like the sister he never had.

"It wasn't easy for kyle." Stan face palms

"Well your. Not asking out someone of the same gender are you?" True.

"But-"

"No buts, just ask him."

"It's Eric cartman!!"

"So? He does have a soft side you know. like you do."

"Whhhaaaaat? What soft side?!" I shout folding my arms

"Conformist side."

"How do you know about her?!"

"It's a she?"

Ugh, I stomp out of the living room and ink my bedroom. I slam the door and decide to watch death note.

~a few hours later~

"Lamb!!"

"What Sarah?!"

"A kid wants to speak to you!"

"Ugh, fine!" I pause death note and head out of my dark bedroom into the light hallway

I walk down the stairs and stop. my heart starts to beat faster. Eric cartman is standing in my door way.

"Hi Eric!" I smile at him.

"Hey lamb, I wanted to ask you something."

"Come to my bedroom. I don't like nosey people." I say glaring at mum and Sarah

"Well fuck," mum mumbles

I open my door and cartman walks in. he looks around.

"I've never been in here before." I blush.

"Well, what do you think?"

"It's cool, but what that?" He asks pointing at ryuk on my screen. I gasp

"You don't know what death note is?!" Eric chuckles

"Your cute."

"W-WHAT?! IM NOT CUTE!!"

"Yeah you are. I want it ask, will you go out with me?"

Conformist side: YES YES YES YES OMG HES SO FUCKING HOT I COULD DO DIRTY STUFF TO HIM

goth side: FUCK HIM, ITS SO CONFORMIST. HES A JUSTIN BEIBER WANNA BE ANYWAY.

"YES!!" I hug him. he smiles

"Hey Eric where are we go-" his lips meet mine in a soft kiss.

I've wanted this for so long!

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This is the 59th part!! OMFG!! Longest book I've got! suggest some ships or nerdxsouthparker!

CYA LATER NERDZ!

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