Percy Jackson and the Triwiza...

By LindinCapps

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After another rough summer, Percy Jackson just wanted to have a calm school year with his family and friends... More

0.5) Introduction
1) Invitation
2) The Dursleys
3) Weasley's Wizard Wheezes
4) Fake Wands
5) Dinner with the Weasleys
6) Breakfast
7) Stoatshead Hill
8) Portkey
9) The Not-So-Proportional Tents
10) Seamus' Shamrock Shack
11) Krum's Sexy Eyebrows
12) Ludo Bagman's Worn Robes
13) Barty Crouch's Crisp Suit
14) Talking With Fake Dobby
15) Lucius Malfoy, the Only One Who Actually Sucks
16) The Team Mascots
17) The Quidditch Match
18) Hermione's Dilemna
19) The Dark Mark
20) Winky the Elf
21) The Chapter Where I do Nothing
22) Winky Gets Clothes
23) Back to the Tents
24) Back to the Burrow
25) Harry's Sore Scar
26) Magenta Robes and Hellhounds
27) Onto the Train
28) Compartment Conversations
29) Water-Bombs
30) Tiny Teeny Dennis Creevey (and Others)
31) Mad-Eye's Mad Eye
32) The Quadwizard Tournament, Technically
33) Draco and I in Bed Together
34) Arranged Marriages and a Threat
35) Seamus < Pus and Skrewts
36) Stick My Stinger in Your Sucker -insert winky face emoji-
37) What Really Went Down With the Magic School Bus
38) I Have a Feeling Traumatic Memories are Going to be Brought Up
39) Moody Shows Us Stuff That Makes Me Moody
40) I'm Gonna do Something Unforgivable if he Says CONSTANT VIGILANCE Again
41) A Pandemic Caused by Eating a Bat is Not Believable, Apparently
42) Things Are Getting Pretty Sirius - Oh, and SPEW is a Thing
43) I Win Ten Galleons For Doing The Opposite of What I was Told
44) The Bee Movie - Or is it The Bee Essay?
45) This Chapter Has Some Dark Vibes - It'll Get Darker Later
46) Fidget Spinners are Sexist for Some Unknown Reason
47) We Did Not Not Break the Pavilion
48) We Meet Some Weirdos in Purple
49) Ron is a Sad Fanboy
50) We Talk About Demigod Stuff Because Harry Knows Nothing
51) Chapter 51 and We Still Haven't Seen the Goblet of Fire
52) You Waited Fifty Chapters for a Wooden Mug That Doesn't Burn
53) Warrington Is Afraid Of Me, And I Like It That Way
54) Hagrid's Suit Might Just Make Me S.P.E.W.
55) Hah, No Cliffhangers Here Ha ha ha please don't kill me
56) Hahaha It's Another Cliffhanger, You Can't Kill Me
57) Is it the Quinwizard Tournament Now?
58) The Chapter Where I do Nothing: The Sequel
59) A Night By the Lake
60) Harry's Got his Panties in a Twist Because Ron's Got his Boxers in a Bunch
61) Hedwig is the Jealous Type
62) How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Was Hermione
63) My Sword Is Underweight - I'll Give it a Diet of Monsters and Mayhem
64) Imagine a Filler Chapter - Now It's a Reality
65) Insert Random Title Here
66) I Don't Like Surprises Anymore
67) Captain America Should be Fighting the Hydra, Not Me
68) Ron's Gonna be Jealous - Me and Fleur Are Pals Now
69) The Egg Screamed - It Must Have Been Egg-scruciating
70) When Pig Flies
71) Witch Weekly: Which Witch Likes Which Witch?
72) The End
73) I Guess It's Not the End
74) Bagman? More Like Badman
75) Ron's Seeing Things Again
76) I Make a Dangerous Promise
77) The Quest Doesn't End All That Well
78) Dances, Dentists, and Dire Letters
79) Draco Totally Has Never Seen Anything Bad
80) McGonagall's Crown of Thorns
81) The Normal Brothers - I Don't Think That's Right
82) Pansy Wasn't Always Panties
83) Finger Licking Good
84) Major Moron, Reporting for Duty
85) Draco Makes a Deal with the Devil
86) No Chic-Flic Moments - Wait, Wrong Book
87) Hermione Does Something Stupid
88) Hagrid Picks Favorites - And Its Not Me
89) Harry and I Have a Heart to Heart
90) Ron's Suspicious of Snape - Again
91) I Wear Pajamas to a Pool Party
92) Try Saying 'Cipactli' Five Times Fast
93) We Get Stalked By a Snake
94) Readers, Do You Prefer Legless Lizard or Glorified Worm?
95) Not My Little Mermaid
96) Fleur is a Maleta
97) The Seaweed Brain Takes the Lead
98) Me or Hermione - Who Would Harry Date?
99) Snape is a Firm Believer in Not Using the Bathroom
100) Maybe Snape Isn't as Greasy as We Thought
101) We Have a Sirius Chat
102) I Realize Something That Could Have Saved us a Lot of Trouble
103) We Learn Why Crouch Has Been Such a Grouch
104) Rats For Feasts
105) Underwear
106) Caroline don't forget to put in the boi's name
107) If The World Has Teeth, Can It Get Cavities?
108) The Weasel and the Panties
109) I Ask Draco to do the Impossible
110) Ron Lightens The Mood, and Pansy Ruins It
111) Some Shocking Character Development
112) How Am I Supposed to Come Up With a Fun Title for this Chapter
113) Draco Does the Impossible
114) No More Child Abuse... For Now
115) Draco Loves His Daddy
116) Happy Easter, Not
117) The Title I Wanted To Put Was Too Long
118) I Like This Perry Better
119) Perry < Perry, But He's a Tree < Katy Perry
120) Mistakes Ron Has Made and Mistakes Made Ron
121) This Chapter is Shorter than Average, Just Like My Di-
122) The Pensieve Sieves
123) Fudge is Not as Sweet as Fudge
124) Fudge is a Little Like Fudge Now
125) Some Sort of Kink Shaming
126) Dad?
127) Hotrod the Bearded... Bodrod*
128) The End is Nigh
129) I Think I May Have Gotten Drugged
130) The Author Describes Her Dad
131) Blast These Skrewts
132) Riddles Suck
133) https://youtube.com/shorts/1QSGJ6A8LS0?feature=share
134) sorry
135) Stuff Got Dark Really Fast
136) Lord Voldemort Touches Himself
137) Peter Pettigrew, AKA Gross Bucky Barnes
138) The Chapter Where I do Nothing: A Trilogy
139) Gods, That Was A Long Monologue
141) I Get Ghosted
142) Would You Rather Joke About Something Slightly Offensive or Cry
143) Another Long Monologue
144) Moody Isn't Moody Anymore
145) Winky Winks, but Instead of Winking, She Just Cries
146) The Chapter Where I Do Nothing: The Prequel
147) Jokes About Death, But They Aren't Jokes
148) Sleepy Conflict (My Step Mom Came Up With This Chapter Title)
149) Fudge is Much Less Like Fudge Now
150) Stupid Fudging Fudge
151) Emotions Could Totally Beat Superman in a Fight
152) Hagrid: You're a Unit of Power, Harry Harry: I'm a Watt?
153) I'd Take a Monster Over Mortals Any Day
Epilogue
Fifth Book!!!!!!! <3

140) Voldemort and Wormtail, Sitting in a Tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G

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Wormtail untied Harry, who landed on shaky feet. I struggled in my bonds again.

"Wormtail, show Harry what you'll do if he decides to run away," Voldemort said lazily.

Wormtail pulled off my gag, then casted the curse "Crucio!"

It didn't hurt as bad as losing my finger, but it definitely didn't feel good. I stiffened in my bonds. I yelled out curses and shut my eyes tightly. After a few moments, the pain ended.

"Fuck," I muttered, then looked up at Voldemort. I narrowed my eyes. "Dude, really? Pettigrew's eaten chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than this."

Voldemort wasn't amused, "I'll cut your tongue out once we're done here."

"Nice try, Tommy-boy, but we both know you'd miss my quips," I said. "You know, Tom is a fine name, and Riddle isn't a bad last name, but is your middle name really Marvolo? Like, what is that, a washing detergent?"

Wormtail walked over towards Cedric's body, picked up Harry's wand, and brought it back to my friend. He made his way back over to stand beside me.

"Hey, hey Wormie," I whispered loudly. "Did you know that Tommy likes you? Yeah, he told me not to tell you."

"You're stupider than I thought," Voldemort's eye twitched, "if you're willing to taunt me in such ways. I think you can recall what I did to you four years ago... the scars shouldn't have faded yet."

"What you did to me?" I rolled my eyes, though in reality, I was terrified. "It was Quirrell's work. Why'd you pick Quirrell as a host, anyway? Like, I know you just explained it, but he's... Quirrell. He's only likable in the musical, you know. Oh! Oh! I get it. You chose Quirrell because of the turban! You did look much better when you were hidden under it."

"I will be chopping more than your tongue off if you don't quiet," Voldemort said airily.

"Do you — d'you mean my dick?" He just stared at me. "Oh wow, that's weird. Okay. I'll stop talking now."

I don't think he'd meant my penis (he'd probably meant my head), but the threat still stood. I did not feel like loosing my manhood.

"You have been taught how to duel, Harry Potter?" Voldemort turned to look at Harry.

"Don't worry, Harry," I whispered loudly, and my friend turned to look at me, terror and masked amusement darting across his face. "It'll be like taking candy from a baby. Of course, some of us would find that to be difficult." I shot Voldemort a look. He shot one back. "Okay, shutting up, please don't chop anything off."

"We bow to each other, Harry," Voldemort said, bending a little, though he still kept his face up. "Come, the niceties must be observed.... Dumbledore would like you to show manners.... Bow to death, Harry...." The Death Eaters had started laughing. Pettigrew had tangled his silver hand in my hair, and had his wand pressed harshly into my cheek. Harry glanced at me, his face hardened, and he turned back to Voldemort. He had clearly chosen not to bow. "I said, bow." Voldemort raised his wand, and Harry suddenly bent forward, as if a giant, invisible hand had pushed him down. "Very good." Voldemort raised his wand and Harry bent back to normal, his eyes wide with fear and defiance. "And now you face me, like a man... straight-backed and proud, the way your father died....

"And now — we duel."

Voldemort didn't give Harry a chance to react — he raised his wand, and Harry collapsed, the pain from the Cruciatus Curse overwhelming him. Once Voldemort pulled back, Harry shot to his feet, and promptly stumbled into the Death Eaters, who all pushed him back.

"A little break," Voldemort sounded excited — I was nearly frozen to the spot. Then I felt a weight in my pocket — Riptide. It had taken a long time to reappear in my pocket, a byproduct of all the dark magic from the potion. I needed to wait for an opportunity to uncap it, and then we needed to get to the Portkey — I didn't think we were going to win the fight against all of the Death Eaters and Voldemort. "A little pause.... That hurt, didn't it, Harry? You don't want me to do that again, do you?" Harry didn't answer. He was shaking, yet defiance shone brighter in his eyes than before.

I wanted to quip back and say that, no, of course he doesn't want you to do it again, it hurts, but I thought it'd be in our best interests to not piss him off too much. Anger was a powerful tool — it could help you or hurt you, and at the moment, we weren't strong enough for it to help us.

"I asked you whether you want me to do that again," Voldemort spoke softly. "Answer me! Imperio!"

Harry's face went blank, then scrunched up in confusion. It was moments later that he frowned and shouted, "I WON'T!" His words echoed across the graveyard, and then the silence was heavier than before. The Death Eaters had stopped laughing. Harry and I made eye contact. I sent him a reassuring smile, then tapped my pocket with my hand. He seemed to understand.

"You won't?" Voldemort spoke lowly, his voice just above that of a whisper. "You won't say no? Harry, obedience is a virtue I need to teach you before you die.... Perhaps another little does of pain?"

Harry dove out of the way, and rolled behind the headstone of Voldemort's father.

"We are not playing hide-and-seek, Harry," Voldemort said coldly, the Death Eaters laughing again. "You cannot hide from me. Does this mean you are tired of our duel? Does this mean that you would prefer me to finish it now, Harry? Come out, Harry... come out and play, then... it will be quick... it might even be painless... I would not know... I have never died...."

"Neither has Harry," I said stiffly, and Voldemort paused. "You're not special, Voldy-poo."

"You speak as if you've died before," Voldemort said icily, his eyes shining with knowledge I knew he already had.

"We both know I have," I said coolly, buying Harry time to make up what he wanted to do.

"And how did it feel?"

"Probably felt about the same as your mother when she took a look at you," I said dryly. "I mean... she did die from the hole childbirth shebang, yeah? Maybe she died cause she saw that ugly mug of yours."

Voldemort grinned crookedly, "My mother died because she fell in love with a Muggle." He turned to look at the headstone, his wand raised.

Hardly a second later, Harry jumped up from behind the headstone, "Expelliarmus!"

Voldemort was ready for it, "Avada Kedavra!"

Hehushehgeh. It's hard writing a character that Voldemort doesn't hate. I need more conflict on Voldemort's end. Cause so far they only interactions they've had is Percy being incarcerated. I've got plans for it in the next book, very vague plans, but I can't have it happen now, because Voldemort wouldn't let Percy free to fight. Eugh. In history we're making origami cranes. It's neat. We've spent two days doing this. We're going to make 1000 and donate it to the 9/11 museum. That's awesome sauce. Uhhh. I made a really tiny crane. Like smaller than my thumb nail. And I have really small thumb nails. Might be a little bit bigger, actually. Around the same size. Eugh. I showed Kadee how to make them, and she had a rough time. They were always chunky. Love me some chunky cranes. I finished my art project today. I got to sit around and eat my orange and drink my apple juice. It was great. We also got math homework today, and I don't know how to do it, so I'm not going to until tomorrow. I finished my English work that isn't due for a while. I'm Chem yesterday we played a game, and my group lost. We were betrayed by another group, who had pinky swore to work with us. It was fun. Then in Journalism I finished my article but I honestly don't like it. Problem is I didn't have much time to get it done because the lady only answered my interview questions yesterday. Eugh. My sister is a senior, and for their dance this year the theme is Disney. A cute theme, I like it, but my sister doesn't. To be fair, you've got to pick out the right songs or it is not going to seem like a fun dance. Especially considering they are not kindergartners.

Anyway, I hope you guys have had a whimsical Wednesday, and I'll see you on Friday CT. Love ya!

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