In the desert, the Elephant is seen ramming into the temple's door. Cut to the inside of the temple, where Tucker, Sarge, Grif, Thea and Caboose are seen.
Grif: The hell are they doing out there?
Tucker: They've been trying to blast their way in here ever since I locked it down. They're not having much luck though, ARE YOU, FREAKING ASSHOLES? The stuff looks like rock, but it's way tougher.
Grif: What's tougher than rock?
Caboose: Paper.
Tucker: How the hell should I know? Super rock? What am I, some kind of, geographist?
Thea: You mean geologist.
Sarge: They have some kind of big machine out there.
Tucker: Yeah, they just got that thing. I think they think they're gonna yank this door off with it. Not freaking happening.
Sarge: They wanna get their hands on that weapon?
Tucker: Yeah, and we can't let them turn it on, no matter what happens.
Sarge: Well, why don't we just turn it on and use it against them?
Tucker: The hell, what!? We don't know what it does! We can turn it on and it could make us all sterile.
Thea: If I see the Thing then maybe I can understand what it is. Back at the UNSC academy they put me in alien things class and I understood what they could do.
Tucker: Bow chika bow wow.
Thea: God Damn it.
Caboose is seen in the background running into a different room.
Grif: Would it do that?
Tucker: Well, the last weapon we found was designed to wipe out all organic life in a huge radius.
Grif: (whistles) Wow. ... What's a, radius?
Thea: Your a moron.
Tucker: I don't know, they just made me learn this crap for my dumb job. Point is, don't touch anything. You hit the wrong button or flip the wrong switch, we'll all be dead before you can say—Where's Caboose?
Sarge: Uh, I don't think that's how that expression goes.
Tucker: No, I mean where the hell is Caboose?
Thea: Oh no, he disappeared again. How does he keep doing that?
Sarge: Oh yeah... he does have a habit of wandering off. He's been trying to rig equipment to do something. We don't really know what. That boy is not quite right, you know?
Tucker: What? I just said not to touch anything, and you guys went and walk away to find equipment? What the hell is wrong with you? Man, I swear, you guys have always been idiots, but this takes the cake!
Thea: Caboose must be doing something with a device cause before you came out he dropped something outside and it sounded familiar I just couldn't put my finger on it.
Tucker looks at her and she looks at him.
Thea: Don't even think about it.
Grif: Hey! He's on your team, asshole.
Tucker: Oh. Right. ...Hey, uh, so if you guys aren't doing anything, you wanna help me go find Caboose?
Sarge: Let's go.
Sarge, Thea and Grif begin to walk off past Tucker.
Grif: So embarrassing for you...
Tucker: Just go find the guy.
Grif: So sad...
Tucker: I screwed your sister.
Cuts to Valhalla. Lopez is working on another motorcycle, humming to himself. Simmons and Shawn is seen in the background charging in.
Simmons: Loooopeeeezzz!!
Shawn: We need your help or we're gonna die!
Lopez immediately stepped in front of the motorcycle with his arms out.
Lopez: ¡No! Acabo de arreglar éste. Éste es mío. ¡Aléjate![No! I just fixed this. This one is mine. Stay away!]
Simmons: He's here! He's here!
Lopez: ¿Quién?[Who?]
Simmons: The bad guy! The guy who wants to kill us!
Lopez: Tendrás que ser más específico que eso.[You're going to have to be more specific than that.]
Shawn: The scariest mute and fish bowl in world!
A grenade shot by the Meta flies by and crashes into the Red Base.
Simmons: The Meta! He's here!
Lopez: ¿Qué? ¿Aquí? Pensé que estaba muerto.[What? Here? I thought he was dead.]
Simmons: Oh geez, look out!
Simmons, Shawn and Lopez duck. A Bruteshot grenade flies overhead.
Simmons: Son of a bitch!
Shawn: Son of a bitch!
Lopez: ¡Madre de Dios! (Son of a bitch!)
Simmons: Lopez! We need some big guns.
Lopez: Okay. Eso podré hacerlo.[Okay. That I can do.]
Simmons: I'll grab the rocket launcher. (picks up rocket launcher while Lopez goes inside the base) Just grab whatever you can, Lopez! I'm trained to handle this weapon. (stands by the motorcycle Lopez was fixing) Lopez? Anybody?
Shawn: I think he's getting more weapons? (Aims his rocket launcher)
The Meta is seen approaching the entrance which Lopez had entered in. He pauses upon seeing Simmons.
Simmons: All right, you bastard! Prepare to get "Simmonsized!"
Shawn: The hell?
Simmons fires a rocket, which hits the motorcycle. Simmons and the Meta watch as the vehicle flies over the Meta and lands to the side of the base, on fire. The Meta growls and turns his attention back to Simmons.
Simmons: Well, screw me.
Shawn shoots his rocket launcher but the Meta dodged them. The meta looks at Shawn and slowly stakes him.
Shawn: Oh muffins.
Missiles crash into the Meta from the base's entrance. He flees from them.
Lopez: (walks outside the base with a missile pod)¿En serio dijiste "Simmonsized"? [Did you seriously just say "Simmonsized?"]
Simmons: Lopez!
Lopez: Cierre la cogida. Usted rompió mi motocicleta de nuevo.[Shut the hell up. You broke my motorcycle again.]
Cuts to the temple in Sandtrap, where Caboose is standing with the Epsilon unit. The A.I. unit is making noise. Caboose darts to the side and examines a box.
Caboose: No. (examines a cylindrical object) No. (discovers something buried in the dirt) Hmm...
Scene cuts to the Elephant outside the temple.
Intercom: Just open the temple and you can leave. We'll take what we want; no one has to get hurt.
Cuts back inside the temple with Thea, Tucker, Sarge and Grif looking for Caboose.
Tucker: Shut up, idiot! I should've stabbed that freaking speaker while I was out there.
Thea: I wish I did, its giving me a headache.
Grif: Caboose!
Tucker: Caboose, where are you?
Thea: Caboose!
Sarge: Hey, Blue! Hope you're not dead! Now that there's two of ya, we finally have a fair fight! Come on out here so we can kill ya!
Tucker: [with his voice low] Hey guys, shut up, do you hear that?
Caboose: [to someone offscreen] Would you be quiet? See, you're gonna get me in trouble.
Voice: Trouble? Screw that.
Tucker: Who's he talking to? Aw, crap! Did somebody break into the temple?
Caboose: Shut up—okay, see, you broke that. See, that was your fault.
Voice: That, that was already broken.
Tucker: Whew! (withdraws his sword) All right, let's charge in there and take these assholes out. On my mark. ...That means when I say "go."
Thea: I know. (Aims her sniper)
Grif: That voice sounds familiar.
Thea: Your right it does.
Sarge: Yeah. I find it annoying and grating for some reason.
Caboose: Okay, just stop moving around, hold still!
Voice: I am holding still, you're the one that's moving.
Tucker: Yeah, that's sounds like—
Voice: Get your hands off me! Freaking douche!
Caboose: I'm sorry, Church!
Tucker, Thea and Grif: Church!?
The four run around the corner. Caboose and a floating monitor turn to see them. After a brief silence...
Caboose: I can explain.
Monitor: (in Church's voice) Who the hell are these guys?
Thea: Oh shit.
Sarge: Who brought the floating bowling ball? Where's the thumb hole?