Percy Jackson and the Triwiza...

By LindinCapps

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After another rough summer, Percy Jackson just wanted to have a calm school year with his family and friends... More

0.5) Introduction
1) Invitation
2) The Dursleys
3) Weasley's Wizard Wheezes
4) Fake Wands
5) Dinner with the Weasleys
6) Breakfast
7) Stoatshead Hill
8) Portkey
9) The Not-So-Proportional Tents
10) Seamus' Shamrock Shack
11) Krum's Sexy Eyebrows
12) Ludo Bagman's Worn Robes
13) Barty Crouch's Crisp Suit
14) Talking With Fake Dobby
15) Lucius Malfoy, the Only One Who Actually Sucks
16) The Team Mascots
17) The Quidditch Match
18) Hermione's Dilemna
19) The Dark Mark
20) Winky the Elf
21) The Chapter Where I do Nothing
22) Winky Gets Clothes
23) Back to the Tents
24) Back to the Burrow
25) Harry's Sore Scar
26) Magenta Robes and Hellhounds
27) Onto the Train
28) Compartment Conversations
29) Water-Bombs
30) Tiny Teeny Dennis Creevey (and Others)
31) Mad-Eye's Mad Eye
32) The Quadwizard Tournament, Technically
33) Draco and I in Bed Together
34) Arranged Marriages and a Threat
35) Seamus < Pus and Skrewts
36) Stick My Stinger in Your Sucker -insert winky face emoji-
37) What Really Went Down With the Magic School Bus
38) I Have a Feeling Traumatic Memories are Going to be Brought Up
39) Moody Shows Us Stuff That Makes Me Moody
40) I'm Gonna do Something Unforgivable if he Says CONSTANT VIGILANCE Again
41) A Pandemic Caused by Eating a Bat is Not Believable, Apparently
42) Things Are Getting Pretty Sirius - Oh, and SPEW is a Thing
43) I Win Ten Galleons For Doing The Opposite of What I was Told
44) The Bee Movie - Or is it The Bee Essay?
45) This Chapter Has Some Dark Vibes - It'll Get Darker Later
46) Fidget Spinners are Sexist for Some Unknown Reason
47) We Did Not Not Break the Pavilion
48) We Meet Some Weirdos in Purple
49) Ron is a Sad Fanboy
50) We Talk About Demigod Stuff Because Harry Knows Nothing
51) Chapter 51 and We Still Haven't Seen the Goblet of Fire
52) You Waited Fifty Chapters for a Wooden Mug That Doesn't Burn
53) Warrington Is Afraid Of Me, And I Like It That Way
54) Hagrid's Suit Might Just Make Me S.P.E.W.
55) Hah, No Cliffhangers Here Ha ha ha please don't kill me
56) Hahaha It's Another Cliffhanger, You Can't Kill Me
57) Is it the Quinwizard Tournament Now?
58) The Chapter Where I do Nothing: The Sequel
59) A Night By the Lake
60) Harry's Got his Panties in a Twist Because Ron's Got his Boxers in a Bunch
61) Hedwig is the Jealous Type
62) How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Was Hermione
63) My Sword Is Underweight - I'll Give it a Diet of Monsters and Mayhem
64) Imagine a Filler Chapter - Now It's a Reality
65) Insert Random Title Here
66) I Don't Like Surprises Anymore
67) Captain America Should be Fighting the Hydra, Not Me
68) Ron's Gonna be Jealous - Me and Fleur Are Pals Now
69) The Egg Screamed - It Must Have Been Egg-scruciating
70) When Pig Flies
71) Witch Weekly: Which Witch Likes Which Witch?
72) The End
73) I Guess It's Not the End
74) Bagman? More Like Badman
75) Ron's Seeing Things Again
76) I Make a Dangerous Promise
77) The Quest Doesn't End All That Well
78) Dances, Dentists, and Dire Letters
79) Draco Totally Has Never Seen Anything Bad
80) McGonagall's Crown of Thorns
81) The Normal Brothers - I Don't Think That's Right
82) Pansy Wasn't Always Panties
83) Finger Licking Good
84) Major Moron, Reporting for Duty
85) Draco Makes a Deal with the Devil
86) No Chic-Flic Moments - Wait, Wrong Book
87) Hermione Does Something Stupid
88) Hagrid Picks Favorites - And Its Not Me
89) Harry and I Have a Heart to Heart
90) Ron's Suspicious of Snape - Again
91) I Wear Pajamas to a Pool Party
92) Try Saying 'Cipactli' Five Times Fast
93) We Get Stalked By a Snake
94) Readers, Do You Prefer Legless Lizard or Glorified Worm?
95) Not My Little Mermaid
96) Fleur is a Maleta
97) The Seaweed Brain Takes the Lead
98) Me or Hermione - Who Would Harry Date?
99) Snape is a Firm Believer in Not Using the Bathroom
100) Maybe Snape Isn't as Greasy as We Thought
101) We Have a Sirius Chat
102) I Realize Something That Could Have Saved us a Lot of Trouble
103) We Learn Why Crouch Has Been Such a Grouch
104) Rats For Feasts
105) Underwear
106) Caroline don't forget to put in the boi's name
107) If The World Has Teeth, Can It Get Cavities?
108) The Weasel and the Panties
109) I Ask Draco to do the Impossible
110) Ron Lightens The Mood, and Pansy Ruins It
111) Some Shocking Character Development
112) How Am I Supposed to Come Up With a Fun Title for this Chapter
113) Draco Does the Impossible
114) No More Child Abuse... For Now
115) Draco Loves His Daddy
116) Happy Easter, Not
117) The Title I Wanted To Put Was Too Long
118) I Like This Perry Better
119) Perry < Perry, But He's a Tree < Katy Perry
120) Mistakes Ron Has Made and Mistakes Made Ron
121) This Chapter is Shorter than Average, Just Like My Di-
122) The Pensieve Sieves
123) Fudge is Not as Sweet as Fudge
125) Some Sort of Kink Shaming
126) Dad?
127) Hotrod the Bearded... Bodrod*
128) The End is Nigh
129) I Think I May Have Gotten Drugged
130) The Author Describes Her Dad
131) Blast These Skrewts
132) Riddles Suck
133) https://youtube.com/shorts/1QSGJ6A8LS0?feature=share
134) sorry
135) Stuff Got Dark Really Fast
136) Lord Voldemort Touches Himself
137) Peter Pettigrew, AKA Gross Bucky Barnes
138) The Chapter Where I do Nothing: A Trilogy
139) Gods, That Was A Long Monologue
140) Voldemort and Wormtail, Sitting in a Tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G
141) I Get Ghosted
142) Would You Rather Joke About Something Slightly Offensive or Cry
143) Another Long Monologue
144) Moody Isn't Moody Anymore
145) Winky Winks, but Instead of Winking, She Just Cries
146) The Chapter Where I Do Nothing: The Prequel
147) Jokes About Death, But They Aren't Jokes
148) Sleepy Conflict (My Step Mom Came Up With This Chapter Title)
149) Fudge is Much Less Like Fudge Now
150) Stupid Fudging Fudge
151) Emotions Could Totally Beat Superman in a Fight
152) Hagrid: You're a Unit of Power, Harry Harry: I'm a Watt?
153) I'd Take a Monster Over Mortals Any Day
Epilogue
Fifth Book!!!!!!! <3

124) Fudge is a Little Like Fudge Now

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As we made our way across the grounds, Fudge stepped back to speak to me.

"You recognized the person who attacked you, yes?" Fudge asked, and I nodded. "Well, then perhaps it could have been Madame Maxime, could it not have been?"

"No," I said, scowling. "It wasn't Madame Maxime. It was a man, I think. Someone with a deep and gravelly voice."

"Oh," Fudge said. "Sorry, it's just, you've got to be suspicious of those half-breed types, you know? You never know when they'll start acting their nature, start acting savage."

"Those half-breed types, huh?" I sighed.

"I didn't mean you, Mr. Jackson!" Fudge said quickly, looking wide eyed. "I just — I meant —"

"I know perfectly well what you meant, Minister, I just don't think you realize how that still applies to me," I said. "A child of a mortal and something else, something not human. Someone born out of turn, someone born in a way that nature never intended."

"Yes," Fudge said quietly, looking guilty and ashamed, but I was thankful he wasn't trying to hide his opinion. "Yes, that exactly."

I nodded, then looked up at him, "If nature hadn't intended it, then I do believe it wouldn't have happened. I am human, Minister, I am just also something else. The same goes for Hagrid, and for Madame Maxime. They're human. They're sentient. They feel. They just also are born to a different species, and I really do believe you shouldn't give a damn."

"It's hard not to," Fudge said. "Have you seen what giants are capable of? Of what damage the gods have caused?"

"I have faced first hand the damage of the gods, Minister," I said. "However, they don't judge based on species, on heritage, on how you were born. In that way they are better than you, because humans, normal, pure-blooded humans have caused many problems as well."

Fudge was quiet, "I don't... I don't like half-bloods."

"I'm quite aware of that fact, Minister."

"But I want to."

I paused. I hadn't been expecting that.

Fudge continued, "I'd like to believe that half-bloods and other half-breeds are quite the same as me, but they aren't. Not entirely, anyway. And that scares me more than anything."

I tilted my head, "That makes sense. I don't agree with it, but I understand. The first step to becoming better though is wanting it. And even though you don't like us all that much, I suppose you treat us humanely." I looked down at the grass. "Look at it this way. Demigods, giants, centaurs, werewolves... they all treat Muggle and wizard kind equally, even though many are quite more powerful. It's because it's what's in the head that matters, not how we were created, or who we are physically. It's just because we think, and because we think, we are. You know, I think therefore I am. Might as well not care about anything else, so long as they think. Cause then they're just another person."

Fudge nodded, "You're quite smart for someone so young."

I shrugged, "I guess I've been through a lot for someone so young."

***

The trip didn't jog my memory. All it did was make me jumpy, though I suppose I'd started something with Fudge. He was prejudiced, but he was aware of that fact, and he wanted to change. Hopefully, he'd start learning how to become more accepting.

Me and Dumbledore walked up to his office after saying our goodbyes to Moody and Fudge.

I paused outside the door to his office, "You left the Pensieve open, didn't you?"

"I suppose I did," Dumbledore sighed. "Let's go see if Harry's found himself in it."

Harry had indeed snooped and found the Pensieve. In fact, he'd stuck his head in it, and was currently peering through Dumbledore's memories.

Dumbledore went and got Harry out of it, and I noted how my friend looked quite surprised. Pale and a little confused.

"Professor," Harry started quickly, "I know I shouldn't've — I didn't mean — the cabinet door was open and —"

"I quite understand," Dumbledore said, nodding at Harry. He picked the basin up, carried it over to his desk, and sat it on top. He motioned for Harry to take a seat.

"I think it's time I head back to class, Professor," I said, smiling at Harry and Dumbledore. "Well... no, I don't feel like going to class. I think it's about time I go and mess with the Whomping Willow. I've been needing to improve my dodging skills. See you later, Alby. See ya, Harry."

"Goodbye, Percy."

I turned and walked out of Dumbledore's office. I was curious about what Harry had gone up there for, but there was the chance that it was something private. If I needed to hear about it, I would.

Plus, getting whomped by the Whomping Willow seemed very entertaining.

I was talking about how the situation in China kinda sucks right now, and Kadee was confused. I told her things weren't going well, and she called me racist. I was confused. She told me I was racist towards Chinese people. Like what?? No, China is just having a bit of a rough time. Leader guy isn't nice I don't think. She said something about how I was insulting their culture. I was not. It was a bit odd, but I think she was just trying to mess with me.

I hope you guys have had a sexy Saturday, and I'll see you on Monday. Love ya!

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