P.Fella: Wooo! part III let's get er going! I think it's part III? no it should be part IV.
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[y]:Ok Explain to me We are not safe?!
Lil:No we aren't...
[y]:How?! We are in outer space!
Lil:There a sign that says Area 51 on the side of this!
[y]:Aaannd?
Lil:That means that they have more then just one spaceship!
[y]:Ok....F6ck.... So what we gonna do? We are in the end of the Universe with no comunication and no way to survive!
Lil:Yeah we are screwed....
???:Pro-Ba-Bilities of yo-u be-ing screwed are 23 per-cent
[y]:1 played Portal...I know that voice.... Glados!
Glados:He-llo Humans
Lil:You know this Robitch?
Glados:Thats High-ly o-ffen-sive!
Lil:I-Don't-give-a-fuuck!
[y]:Would you two stop acting like Childs? And focus on surviving?
Glados&Lil: Sorry...
[y]:Anyway Glados Can you Tell us where are we?
Glados:We-are on sector 55 of-the Milky Way a light-year from earth...
[y]:1 f6cking light year?!
Lil:ls that far?
[y]:Only 9.460.536.207.068.016m away from earth..
Glados:Wai-t.....thats co-rrect....
Lil:Oh.... nerd...
[y]:Hey i study! Ok? ....Glados Why were you in the bottom of the ocean?
Glados:l-was a project from the unite-d stat-es of 'merica...to try lo-ok for a male on other pla-nets...
[y]:Is there life outside the earth?
Glados:Of cou-rse there is so ma-ny life besi-des us that we can't cou-nt...
Lil:So Glados Im loving the lesson but how we gonna survive?
Glados:There is a pla-net Called Ze-ta Not that far from he-re...we could re-suplly...
[y]:One more question is there any male life there?
Glados;Ne-ga-ti-ve the Universe is 99.9 per-cent filled with Woman...
[y]:And that makes me...
Glados:The 0.01 per-cent of the Uni-verse the only ma-le...
[y]:Fu-ck!
Lil:Well... How is the life There?
Glados:Zeta is a Lightly Po-pula-ted planet... more farming...
Lil:See [y] maybe we can get in and out easily..
Glados:Zeta is also the ca-pi-tal of the Tiffany's Empire...
Lil: Tiffany's Empire?
[y]:Who is her?
Glados:Em-press Tiffany is the ruler of the Milky way....
Lil;ls she a treat?
Glados: Tiffany has been sen-ding ex-pe-di-tions across the Milky-way
[y]:Reason?
Glados:She wants to find a ma-le to mate with he-er...
Lil:So she might be a treat...
Glados:On-ly if the Ma-le is discovered...
[y]:What happens if someone catches me?
Glados:You will be ta-ken to the ca-pi-tal and Selled to Tiffany...
[y]:How?
Glados Suddently shut off And we heard footsteps....then the door behind us opened and....
Glados:I have my ways.....
[y]:Holy damn....
Lil:Your Boobs are bigger then mine! No fair!!
[y]:*sigh* Why?!
Glados:Shall we move into This Planet Zeta Captain?
Lil;Huh? Im a captain?
Glados:Yes i made the resarch and you are the most qualified to lead us Lilith
Lil:Ok....
[y]:Hm..... This sounds nice maybe we aren't doomed as i tought...
Glados:You must help aswell...
[y]:How?
Glados: Pleasuring me...
[y]:You are a robot....
Glados:But i have feelings....
Lil:Pretty much you don't....
Glados left hand turned in a Minigun and pointed a Lil
Glados:I have feelings....and if you don't stop...you'll be feeling a lot of pain in the next few seconds...
Lil:Ok...i stroke a nerve got it....
Glados:Also have this [y]...
She handed me the portal gun..
[y]:Wow! Can i test it?
Glados:No! You send us out space!
[y]:Aww.....
Lil:Is there anything i can use as a weapon?
Glados:Your mind....
Lil:Grrr....i hate this robot....
[y]:Well im sorry but she is our only hope now....
Lil:Ok.....i guess.....
-Timeskip
After about 1 hours traveling we arrived in Zeta.... Glados was right there was so many farms and a big city on the center With a huge ass tower...
[y]:So this is Zeta huh....
Glados:Yes it is.... Don't you worry....
Lil:I can only imagine what will happen to us around here...
Glados:If we don't draw any attention we should be fine....
Lil:But [y] is a male He will draw attention....
Glados:Use this....
Sue handed me a Robe with a hoddie....i quickly put it up....
Glados:Also wear this mask...
[y]:Ok....
She handed me a [any mask you guys like] and i put it up..
[y]:How do i look?
Lil:You look fuckin...you look fucking stupid...
[y]:Wow thanks .....
Lil:I can only imagine what will happen to us around here...
Glados:If we don't draw any attention we should be fine....
Lil:But [y] is a male He will draw attention....
Glados:Use this....
Sue handed me a Robe with a hoddie....i quickly put it up....
Glados:Also wear this mask...
[y]:Ok....
She handed me a [any mask you guys like) and i put it up..
[y]:How do i look?
Lil:You look fuckin...you look fuckimg stupid...
[y]:Wow thanks .....
Glados:Level of Sarcasm is 89%...
[y]:This will be a pain....
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P.Fella:Portal huh....lets het techno over here.... see ya next file!
Rodri: Back to this torturous job.