I CANNOT FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE!!!
IM TIRED AND IM DEAD INSIDE!!!
ITS BECAUSE OF THEM!!!
SO GOODBYE!!!
IM SURE NONE OF Y'ALL WOULD MISS ME!!
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he he he you little bitch you thought I was finally going away? Nah bitch the real reason is this:
my sunshine child hobi is now no longer my sunshine child
sigh he's is NOW Jung FUCKING Hoseok!
and I'm a hoe for him!!!
like look at him!!!
he even told his pants are getting tight because his thighs are getting thicker and he's working out and now he's a part of the buff line.
they seriously do want us to get muscle kink now, do they? sigh, I love suffering.
how come nobody told me about this? that my sunshine child is getting buff?!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
sigh anyway he's now a part of the buff line~
I'm pretty sure Namjoon's the leader of this unofficial line
here's why.
I'm such a hoe for namjoon.
like damn bruh... I'm... I'm speechless.
my inner hoe-ness is just building up.
fuck calm down you fucking hoe.
(me to me: but I can't!)
shut up!
let's meet the other dudes in the buff line:
kookie! but he ain't Kookie anymore!!
He's Jeon FUCKING Jungkook!
don't let his cute face deceive you, under that... it's scary sis.
you'll simp for him. tbh you'll simp for them and get a buff kink.
and this how ARMYs are right now
So here's another dude.
he's the newest member of the buff line.
my cutie pie
my stupid
my baby bear
It's Kim FUCKING Taehyung!!
I miss my chubby baby
but I still like this version of him.
thank you, sir. I appreciate it.
in conclusion, I'm a hoe.
in conclusion, we're all hoes for them.
just Jin, Jimin, and Yoongi gotta be involved and then bam! We're fucking hoes for them!!
their S.Os are gonna be so lucky!!
they're gonna be seeing hot meals every day!!!!
buff hot meals!!!
I'm so jealous!!
(* ￣3 ￣*)
but we should be grateful for HYBE at least showing like an inch of their skin.
also here's something to laugh at
I thought he was thinking, damn girl! work it! or like ooh mama!
but in reality, he was thinking, bitch I can do it much better than you!
I wonder what the fuck goes on in his head 😂😂😂😂
hwasa must be so done with his ass.
also I have a feeling that many groups are besties but can't show it because their fandoms are bitches.
I sometimes hate the k-pop community.
anyway, let's look at their types. I have nothing to do so let's just see this:
me who's nobody's type: nice!
I'm only a little close to yoongi's type and hobi's type.
YOONGI! IM COMING FOR YOU!! MY LIL MEOW MEOW!! MY BABY IM COMING FOR YOU!!
And hobi's type, so now his fans are his S.Os? lmfaooooooooooo. bro you're going to have a fucking harem then, just kidding don't take it too seriously.
jungkook is my type but I'm not his type lol. good wife? Nah. good at cooking? Nah. pretty legs? Nah. smart? Nah. at least 168 cm? Nah. nice? I guess a little, everyone thinks I'm mean as fuck.
but my bestie who kind of looks like him, is near to his type omg. （*゜ー゜*）but she's short as fuck, and the same thing as me. but she does have pretty legs tho. 😂😂
jin is also my type, but I'm not his type. good wife? nope! good at cooking? no. nice? idk bruh.
rm's type? nope. nice voice? bruh I sound like Felix from stray kids, not kidding my voice on the phone sounds so deep. tall? not that much lmao, pale? nope, I'm tanned as fuck. looks good in a white shirt, jeans and red converse? IDK.
jimin's type? nope!! nice? IDK everyone thinks I'm mean and selfish so please shut the fuck up!! cute? ... next question. smaller than him? bruh, I'm 5'4 so I'm not that short. but my soulmate is kind of near to his type but nice? everyone thinks we're mean as fuck lol. but they're a little cute according to me.
v's ideal type? no. gets more charming day by day? no. always chic outdoors? I dress like I've had five divorces and I'm on my sixth divorce lmfaoooooooooo bruh. has a lot of aegyo? nope, I'm not cute at all. I'm a potato. loves him? yup, I do love him. makes hot chocolate? I can't even make a sandwich bruh. takes care of him? okay, I may be a little bit of his type.
also I've made some memes:
note: IU is just one of my ideal types, I have too many ideal types btw. I love women so much🥰ヾ(•ω•')o
so here's bi culture btw:
unfortunately, as a bisexual girl, I can confirm this.
I'm thinking of cutting my hair soon so that every bi girl would know IM A FELLOW FUCKING BISEXUAL GIRL!!
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo anyway bye bitches and hoes! see y'all next week!! and I'm going to do a jungkook fic as well, so it'll be nice if y'all support me there!!~
also happy eight anniversary y'all!
bye bye!!