"two souls are sometimes created together and in love before they're even born." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Starring....
THE FATED PAIR
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Megan Fox as...
Althea Nikolai Montgomery - The Angel
"basically, this was my very pedantic and scientific way of saying that I have severe abandonment issues."
Ian Somerhalder as...
Damon Salvatore - The Ace
"Guess we'll have to be careful then. The universe had to bond the two single most danger-prone people together, huh?"
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With support from...
THE CHOSEN FAMILY
(whether they want to or not)
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Paul Wesley as...
Stefan Salvatore - The 'Victorian' Brother
"If you don't stop complaining, I'm gonna throw you over my shoulder and force-feed you."
Kat Graham as...
Bonnie Bennett - The 'Moral-Compass'
"I'm sorry Tee. I know you're tired of hearing it, but I'm really sorry and I just want us to get over this fight."
Candice Accola as...
Caroline Forbes - The Immortal Barbie
"So what did he do? And don't you dare hold back, I need to live vampire sex vicariously through you, because I'm not interested in Elena's vanilla sex-life."
Nina Dobrev as...
Elena Gilbert - The Human Epitome of Vanilla
"You threatened Katherine? The one who sliced off Uncle John's fingers without a second thought? And she said she liked you? And she didn't threaten you back, at all?"
Matt Davis as...
Alaric 'Rick' Saltzman - The Only Sane One Left
"Tee, you need to stop handing in college-level essays, I'm enjoying them too much and it's affecting the other kids' grades."
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As well as...
THE GHOSTS OF THEA'S
TRAUMATIC PAST
(aka her dead family)
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Margot Robbie as...
Andromeda 'Meda' Lillian Montgomery - The Angelic Older Sister
"Always. I'm not leaving your side until I make sure you're in good hands kid. Until I'm sure you're gonna be alright. Maybe until you've given me a niece or nephew, not sure yet."
Cate Blanchett as...
Eleanor Anette Montgomery - The Rocker Mom
"I see we've raised a rebellious savage...I have never been more proud."
Jude Law as...
Matthew Emmanuel Montgomery - The Mythology Obsessed Dad
"I have taught you better than to listen to Duran Duran's 'Hungry Like The Wolf' and enjoy it!"
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And also...
THE VILLAINS
(which is entirely subjective
because no one is ever truly
'evil')
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Nina Dobrev as...
Katherine 'Katerina' Pierce/Petrova - The Immortal Bitch
"Besides, you've got more style than my bore of a doppelgänger. I think we could be friends."
Daniel Gillies as...
Elijah Mikaelson - The 'Noble' Original
"You may have your mother's colouring, but it seems you've inherited your father's propensity for danger, as well as his looks."
Joseph Morgan as...
Klaus Mikaelson - The Wannabe Hybrid Dick
"You are an impossibility, little one. A miracle, as it were."