Lifty: How stupid do you think I am?!
Shifty: You really want an honest answer to that?
Shifty: *chokes on something*
Lifty: Jeez, Shifty, don't die on us.
Shifty: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
Lifty: I trusted you!
Shifty: Why?
Suga: Would you slap Lifty-
Shifty: Yes.
Suga: I didn't even finish!
Shifty: Sorry, continue.
Suga: Would you slap Lifty for 10 dollars?
Shifty: I would do it for free.
Lifty: Rude...
Lifty: Shifty, remember when you said you weren't going to interfere with my love life?
Shifty: No, that doesn't sound like me at all.
Shifty: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Lifty: I just wanna fucking marry Splendont!!
Lifty, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?
Shifty: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.
Lifty: Guys, I didn't memorize my lines!
Shifty: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as fuck!
*During the play*
Giggles: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
Lifty: W-what're donuts?
Lifty: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Shifty: Yes. Absolutely.
Lifty: When?
Shifty: When you're right.
Shifty: Lifty! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Lifty: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
Shifty: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Shifty: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Lifty: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Shifty: Ominous positivity.