Percy Jackson and the Triwiza...

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After another rough summer, Percy Jackson just wanted to have a calm school year with his family and friends... Plus

0.5) Introduction
1) Invitation
2) The Dursleys
3) Weasley's Wizard Wheezes
4) Fake Wands
5) Dinner with the Weasleys
6) Breakfast
7) Stoatshead Hill
8) Portkey
9) The Not-So-Proportional Tents
10) Seamus' Shamrock Shack
11) Krum's Sexy Eyebrows
12) Ludo Bagman's Worn Robes
13) Barty Crouch's Crisp Suit
14) Talking With Fake Dobby
15) Lucius Malfoy, the Only One Who Actually Sucks
16) The Team Mascots
17) The Quidditch Match
18) Hermione's Dilemna
19) The Dark Mark
20) Winky the Elf
21) The Chapter Where I do Nothing
22) Winky Gets Clothes
23) Back to the Tents
24) Back to the Burrow
25) Harry's Sore Scar
26) Magenta Robes and Hellhounds
27) Onto the Train
28) Compartment Conversations
29) Water-Bombs
30) Tiny Teeny Dennis Creevey (and Others)
31) Mad-Eye's Mad Eye
32) The Quadwizard Tournament, Technically
33) Draco and I in Bed Together
34) Arranged Marriages and a Threat
35) Seamus < Pus and Skrewts
36) Stick My Stinger in Your Sucker -insert winky face emoji-
37) What Really Went Down With the Magic School Bus
38) I Have a Feeling Traumatic Memories are Going to be Brought Up
39) Moody Shows Us Stuff That Makes Me Moody
40) I'm Gonna do Something Unforgivable if he Says CONSTANT VIGILANCE Again
41) A Pandemic Caused by Eating a Bat is Not Believable, Apparently
42) Things Are Getting Pretty Sirius - Oh, and SPEW is a Thing
43) I Win Ten Galleons For Doing The Opposite of What I was Told
44) The Bee Movie - Or is it The Bee Essay?
45) This Chapter Has Some Dark Vibes - It'll Get Darker Later
46) Fidget Spinners are Sexist for Some Unknown Reason
47) We Did Not Not Break the Pavilion
48) We Meet Some Weirdos in Purple
49) Ron is a Sad Fanboy
50) We Talk About Demigod Stuff Because Harry Knows Nothing
51) Chapter 51 and We Still Haven't Seen the Goblet of Fire
52) You Waited Fifty Chapters for a Wooden Mug That Doesn't Burn
53) Warrington Is Afraid Of Me, And I Like It That Way
54) Hagrid's Suit Might Just Make Me S.P.E.W.
55) Hah, No Cliffhangers Here Ha ha ha please don't kill me
56) Hahaha It's Another Cliffhanger, You Can't Kill Me
57) Is it the Quinwizard Tournament Now?
58) The Chapter Where I do Nothing: The Sequel
59) A Night By the Lake
60) Harry's Got his Panties in a Twist Because Ron's Got his Boxers in a Bunch
61) Hedwig is the Jealous Type
62) How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Was Hermione
63) My Sword Is Underweight - I'll Give it a Diet of Monsters and Mayhem
64) Imagine a Filler Chapter - Now It's a Reality
65) Insert Random Title Here
66) I Don't Like Surprises Anymore
67) Captain America Should be Fighting the Hydra, Not Me
68) Ron's Gonna be Jealous - Me and Fleur Are Pals Now
69) The Egg Screamed - It Must Have Been Egg-scruciating
70) When Pig Flies
71) Witch Weekly: Which Witch Likes Which Witch?
72) The End
73) I Guess It's Not the End
74) Bagman? More Like Badman
75) Ron's Seeing Things Again
76) I Make a Dangerous Promise
77) The Quest Doesn't End All That Well
78) Dances, Dentists, and Dire Letters
79) Draco Totally Has Never Seen Anything Bad
80) McGonagall's Crown of Thorns
81) The Normal Brothers - I Don't Think That's Right
82) Pansy Wasn't Always Panties
83) Finger Licking Good
84) Major Moron, Reporting for Duty
85) Draco Makes a Deal with the Devil
86) No Chic-Flic Moments - Wait, Wrong Book
87) Hermione Does Something Stupid
88) Hagrid Picks Favorites - And Its Not Me
89) Harry and I Have a Heart to Heart
90) Ron's Suspicious of Snape - Again
92) Try Saying 'Cipactli' Five Times Fast
93) We Get Stalked By a Snake
94) Readers, Do You Prefer Legless Lizard or Glorified Worm?
95) Not My Little Mermaid
96) Fleur is a Maleta
97) The Seaweed Brain Takes the Lead
98) Me or Hermione - Who Would Harry Date?
99) Snape is a Firm Believer in Not Using the Bathroom
100) Maybe Snape Isn't as Greasy as We Thought
101) We Have a Sirius Chat
102) I Realize Something That Could Have Saved us a Lot of Trouble
103) We Learn Why Crouch Has Been Such a Grouch
104) Rats For Feasts
105) Underwear
106) Caroline don't forget to put in the boi's name
107) If The World Has Teeth, Can It Get Cavities?
108) The Weasel and the Panties
109) I Ask Draco to do the Impossible
110) Ron Lightens The Mood, and Pansy Ruins It
111) Some Shocking Character Development
112) How Am I Supposed to Come Up With a Fun Title for this Chapter
113) Draco Does the Impossible
114) No More Child Abuse... For Now
115) Draco Loves His Daddy
116) Happy Easter, Not
117) The Title I Wanted To Put Was Too Long
118) I Like This Perry Better
119) Perry < Perry, But He's a Tree < Katy Perry
120) Mistakes Ron Has Made and Mistakes Made Ron
121) This Chapter is Shorter than Average, Just Like My Di-
122) The Pensieve Sieves
123) Fudge is Not as Sweet as Fudge
124) Fudge is a Little Like Fudge Now
125) Some Sort of Kink Shaming
126) Dad?
127) Hotrod the Bearded... Bodrod*
128) The End is Nigh
129) I Think I May Have Gotten Drugged
130) The Author Describes Her Dad
131) Blast These Skrewts
132) Riddles Suck
133) https://youtube.com/shorts/1QSGJ6A8LS0?feature=share
134) sorry
135) Stuff Got Dark Really Fast
136) Lord Voldemort Touches Himself
137) Peter Pettigrew, AKA Gross Bucky Barnes
138) The Chapter Where I do Nothing: A Trilogy
139) Gods, That Was A Long Monologue
140) Voldemort and Wormtail, Sitting in a Tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G
141) I Get Ghosted
142) Would You Rather Joke About Something Slightly Offensive or Cry
143) Another Long Monologue
144) Moody Isn't Moody Anymore
145) Winky Winks, but Instead of Winking, She Just Cries
146) The Chapter Where I Do Nothing: The Prequel
147) Jokes About Death, But They Aren't Jokes
148) Sleepy Conflict (My Step Mom Came Up With This Chapter Title)
149) Fudge is Much Less Like Fudge Now
150) Stupid Fudging Fudge
151) Emotions Could Totally Beat Superman in a Fight
152) Hagrid: You're a Unit of Power, Harry Harry: I'm a Watt?
153) I'd Take a Monster Over Mortals Any Day
Epilogue
Fifth Book!!!!!!! <3

91) I Wear Pajamas to a Pool Party

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The night before the task, I sat in the library with Draco, pouring through books, trying to find a way to help Harry. I was frustrated, because while I knew a lot about water and water related spells, I'd never had the need to find a way to breathe underwater before.

I glanced at a table near ours, where Ron, Hermione, and Harry were all also searching for the solution to Harry's problem. They seemed to be having about as much luck as I was. Harry was glaring down at his book, Ron had slumped over the table, and Hermione's eyes were so tired that she had her face about an inch away from her book.

"This sucks," I groaned, letting my head fall against the table.

"Everything will turn out fine," Draco said, glancing up from his blueprints. I didn't know what he was designing, but it looked like another cabin. "You guys will figure something out. Worst case scenario, you just stab things and make a bubble around his head."

"That's the problem," I grumbled. "It'll be hard to stab things and put a bubble around his head."

Before Draco could say something, Fred and George appeared in the room.

"What're you two doing here?" Ron asked his brothers. I figured they didn't show up here too often, unless coming up with a new prank idea.

"Looking for you," George said. "McGonagall wants you, Ron. And you, Hermione." He glanced back at my table. "She also asked for him." At first I thought he meant me, but then I saw them staring at Draco. He looked like a deer caught in headlights.

"Why?" Hermione questioned as Draco shoved his stuff in his bag.

"Dunno... she was looking a bit grim, though," Fred said.

"We're supposed to take you down to her office," George said.

I felt my stomach drop. I had a bad feeling they were in trouble for cheating. Ron and Hermione helping Harry, and maybe they thought Draco was helping me. Then I realized that that couldn't be it, cause I had also been helping Harry.

"I'll catch you later, I guess," Draco said to me, frowning slightly. "And, hey, you'll figure it out."

That night, I tried to fall asleep. I had offered to help Harry look through more books, but he'd kicked me out of the common room after I fell asleep and drooled all over An Anthology of Eighteenth-Century Charms.

I couldn't fall asleep. Normally, I slept with Draco, but he hadn't shown up. Ever since first year, we'd been keeping the nightmares away from each other. It was difficult to not have him by my side. It made my bed feel much to big, and my blankets weren't enough to keep me warm.

Finally, after what seemed like ages, I decided to just get up. It wasn't quite light outside yet, so I wandered around Hogwarts, pretending I wasn't worried, and that I was just taking a nice walk.

My nice walk was interrupted by a squeaky house elf.

"Mister Jackson!" Dobby squeaked, appearing suddenly in front of me.

"Ah!" I squeaked, just like he did. I quickly controlled my voice. "Er, hello, Dobby."

"Mister Jackson, Dobby has been looking for Harry Potter, but he's not in his bed!" Dobby told me, and I frowned. "Do you know where he is? The second task starts in fifteen minutes!"

I choked. Had I really been walking around that long? It didn't seem like it.

"Ah, if he's not in the common room, he might be in the library," I supplied, watching Dobby smile happily.

"Thank you, Mister Jackson!" Dobby snapped his fingers, then disappeared with a loud POP. I stood there for a moment, worried about Harry. Then I remembered that Dobby had told me that the second task was about to start, and I bolted down the stairs, out the castle, and around the lake, and stopped in front of the judges seats, where the other champions were already waiting.

"Nice pants," Cedric told me, an eyebrow raised. I looked down, and realized I forgot to change out of my pajamas. I was wearing black pants decorated with Nemo and Dory. At least I was wearing my Camp t-shirt.

"Nice face," I muttered back, still a little out of breath.

"Deed you just wake up?" Fleur asked, sounding amused.

"No, quite the opposite, actually," I said. "Couldn't sleep."

"Where was Draco?" Cedric asked. He was used to seeing Draco leaving my room in the mornings.

"He didn't come by last night," I shrugged. "I think McGonagall might have killed him."

I glanced up, and saw Harry running around the side of the lake, just like I had done minutes before.

"I'm... here..." Harry panted once he skid to a stop beside me.

"Where have you been?" A bossy voice I recognized snapped. "The task's about to start!"

I looked up, and pouted. Perry Weasley had apparently taken Crouch's position as judge, and was glowering down at me and Harry.

"Now, now, Perry!" Bagman said, looking relieved to see Harry. "Let him catch his breath!"

Chiron trotted over to me, looking unimpressed, "Pajamas, Percy? Really?"

"Don't you know," I grinned, "that pajama bottoms help increase swimming speed?"

Chiron sighed, "No they don't."

"Well, I'm the one who's all about water, so I think I'm right," I said.

"All about water?" Krum voiced, looking confused. I noticed Madame Maxime and Karkaroff looking suspicious.

"Don't worry, dude," I grinned. "My unfair advantage in my element has been nerfed. The monsters under the water are meant to attack me, not you." It was clear he had no clue what I was talking about, but I figured that he would soon enough.

"Percy," Harry pulled me aside, and spoke quietly. "The things they've taken, the stuff we're supposed to sorely miss — it's Ron, Hermione, and Malfoy."

I froze, then turned to glare at Dumbledore, simply saying, "Not cool, dude. Not cool." His eyes gleamed, and I got the feeling that everyone would be fine.

Before I could voice these thoughts to Harry, we were forced to spread out at intervals of ten feet. Bagman said some quick words to my friend, then pointed his wand against his throat, and said a quick spell. His voice boomed across the lake and into the stands where the students sat, "Well, all our champions are ready for the second task, which will start on my whistle. They have precisely an hour to recover what has been taken from them. On the count of three, then. One... two... three!"

Sorry this chapter is late, but I get to post on Father's Day! The day of appreciating your fathers, giving them gifts and cards and making sure they know they can always mow the lawn at 5 AM. Even if they're not always the best fathers, they still do okay some of the time, and we should all say thanks for that. Cheers to our fathers, we would not exist without them.

Anyway, I hope you guys have a fantastic Sunday/Father's Day, and I'll see you tomorrow! Love ya!

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