the shit that goes on at well...

By theparkedcar

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"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achieveme... More

author's note pls read
dating dating 1 2 3
john needs some frickin therapy
tears and doc's cookies
sLEEEEP
wHaT tHe hiErArChY aRe yOu dOiNg?!
||valium, elaine, and lies||
skool sucks 100%
truth or dare + john's tears on video
blyke can't cook shit
pErFeCtiOn iS sOmEtHiNg yOu sHoUlD kNoW, sErA
asslo's half-assed asspology
JOHN Y U PUKE ON WALLLLLLLL
||le name||
what the flippety fuck, blyke
ѕєℓƒ-яιgнтєσυѕ вяαт
weirdo fanfiction + sera go thunk
[]banana bitch[]
purebread, ice skating, and nightmares
𝕛𝕠𝕙𝕟 𝕚𝕤 𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒
seraphina is fucking scary
||don't force john to tie you up||
aNd tHeN i'M gOnNa cOuNt tO tEn
blyke's sandwich counter is diRdEe
|stoic prick|
nyoom off the school
it's a bird! it's a plane! it's a flying chair!
apple martini and bloody mary
target carts
tv death + regurgitated saline crackers
isen's stupidity can poison you
𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕕𝕚𝕖, 𝕛𝕠𝕙𝕟
rusty fork
IT BETTER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY
bananas, shrimp, and teachers
slıɐu ssɐ-dɹɐɥs s,ǝlıɔǝɔ
sToLeN tArGeT cArTs!!!1!1!!11!!!
that shit's as bitter as your personality
Moldy Cheeto™
elaine's hot chocolate
seraphina's nasty feet
𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮
duffel bags + sera's shit cooking
the bridge of s u f f e r i n g
lemon bleach with salt
don't worry, i left them hanging
p a t h e t i c c h e e s e p u f f
john's poor desk
𝓫𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓲 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱
[]swimming + prodigal son + bleach[]
john's mood swings are crazy
𝕪𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕣
twirl on the tabletop
𝔡𝔢𝔣𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫
traumatized boba
poor remi
[]elaine's food can kill somebody[]
cReEk wAtEr?!?!1!1!??
asslo's amazing allergies
||glitter & glue||
꧁༒☬𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓯 𝓳𝓻☬༒꧂
Sera Accidentally Triggers John™
clairevoyance
vaughn is 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓵
n o t h i n g
poker
||q/a + movies||
OF COURSE YOU USELESS TRAFFIC CONE
fight! fight! fight!
𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓻𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽
front-page sandwiches
lEt'S pLaY a gAmE
chaos
𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣
asslo's phone go brrrr
oof
p o r t a l s
𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕓𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒 𝕞𝕠𝕡
cAnDiEs uNdEr jOhN's SiNk
dog shit, glitter glue, perler beads, and perfume
BLAST OFF
𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓷'𝓼 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓹𝔂 𝓫𝓪𝓼𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽
I DIDN'T BREAK YOUR TOASTER I SWEAR
Pink Lunch Bag™️
glitz n glam
𝕣𝕖𝕚𝕟 𝕚𝕤 𝕤 𝕙 𝕠 𝕠 𝕜 𝕖 𝕥 𝕙
hcs
when you yeet somebody into the wall
iT iS wHaT iT iS
🎵🎵john in a shopping cart 🎵🎵
𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕡𝕠𝕡𝕤, 𝕥𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕪, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕦𝕞𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕡𝕤
✨cherry merlot foamy hand soap✨
pool party
pool party pt 2
Flying Waffles™
𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀-𝓊𝓅 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒
𝕤𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 & 𝕤𝕝𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T CUT UP A CRACKER
tHe biRtHdAy pArTy
tHe biRtHdAy pArTy 2
tHe biRtHdAy pArTy 3
Author's Note

welcome, bastards

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By theparkedcar

Remi has added: John, Seraphina, Arlo, Elaine, Isen, and Blyke to a group chat

Remi: hello!

John: Why am I here

Elaine: Oh this again

Remi: It's for all the royals to talk!

John: Isen isn't a royal

Isen: I'm co head of the newspaper

John: I was nice to you and let you be co head

John: Don't make me regret my decision

Isen: pls don't kill me ;-;

Arlo: I'm leaving

Arlo has left

Remi has added Arlo in

Remi has changed moderator settings

Remi: No you're not

Arlo:

Seraphina has changed Seraphina to Sera

Sera: Better now

Blyke: I'm in clas sand everybody's looking at me because of your stupdn messages

Sera: Turn off notifications stupid

Blyke: Stfu

Sera: no

Sera: Isen get me dirt on somebody

Isen: who

Elaine: pls not me

John: I'm sorry Sera

Sera: Isen get me dirt on John

John: Isen I will demote you

Isen: Only the king can do that

Isen: And you're the Joker

Isen: Arlo's the King

Isen: Screw u

John: >:(((((

Sera: GET ME DIRT NOWW

Isen: okay okay 

Isen: here

Isen: johnbeingstupid.jpg

Remi: That's hilarious

Sera: Perfect

Sera: Oh John~

John: ISEN WHY

John: I'M COMING INTO YOUR DORM ROOM AND BREAKING ALL YOUR PENS

Isen: NO

Isen: PLEASE

John: Unless...

Isen: Ok I'll do it

John: Unless you sabotage Arlo

Arlo: I'm right here

John: Stfu loser crap king

Isen: I don't care I will save my pens

Arlo: Goodbye Jojo Siwa

Arlo has gone offline

Blyke: Guys stfu already

Sera: Turn off your notifs already

Blyke has gone offline

John: Isen I'll tell u later

Isen: okay

John: And sera I'm sorry for hiding your extensions and then clipping them onto my hair and screaming "i'M sErAphInAAA"

Isen: How did u even get them

John: She took them off to put a barrette in

John: And I saw an opportunity and took it

Sera:

Seraphina has gone offline

Isen: Explains

Isen: I gtg to class

Isen has gone offline

Remi: bye

Remi has gone offline

John has gone offline

Elaine: so nobody's gonna talk about how sera was in john's dorm???

Elaine: ykw nvm sry

Elaine has gone offline




coming up next: 

Isen: yay tysm

John: Shut up pen nerd


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