[A/n: The lyrics in the chat are modified to be singable.]
House of Lamentation (New)(8)
Lucifer: I'm on my way back from RAD
Lucifer: I'm also bringing home dinner. Anyone want anything?
Mammon: Pizza!
Asmo: No way, French cuisine!
Beel: Cheeseburger.
Belphie: Sushi!
Satan: I want pasta
Levi: I'm fine with whatever
Lucifer: So it comes to this. (Y/n), what do you want?
You: @Lucifer
Lucifer: Do you really need to mention me for your answer?
You: Hey, are you blind?
You: Look over here!
You: Aren't you gonna say anything about me?
Lucifer: Excuse me?
Asmo: Have you been neglecting (y/n) lately?
Levi: Am I sensing a lover's quarrel starting?
You: So basically, you're saying I'm not cute enough?
You: Ugh!
Lucifer: I never said that.
Asmo: You don't think she's cute enough?
Asmo: She's adorable!
You: I'm gonna kick you 'til you feel hell
Beel: Why do you want to kick Lucifer?
Lucifer: Yeah, why?
Lucifer: Choose your words wisely.
You: For making my makeup go to waste!
Asmo: You used the makeup you got from Majolish?!
Asmo: How did it go to waste?!
Asmo: Did Lucifer not notice, or...
Levi: Only normies wear makeup.
Asmo: Did you cry and you makeup get messed up?!
Lucifer: ...
You: There goes all the money I've foolishly spent on!
Mammon: Ya could have spent better
Satan: Do you tie everything in your head towards money?
Mammon: No! I think about more than just money!
Belphie: Name something important other than money that you think about
Mammon: ...
Satan: Thought so.
Lucifer: Now that you mention it-
You: "I just realized?" You just realized?
You: What? Did you notice something?
Lucifer: Your cheeks did look pinker when you blushed
Asmo: You only realized that now?!
Asmo: No wonder she's upset.
Asmo: I definitely realized she wore makeup!
You: When I mentioned it, you just noticed?
You: Well, isn't that just sad?!
Lucifer: You're just upset at me for not noticing your makeup?
Satan: I do know that she gets herself done up for you.
You: It's always you, acting like this
You: Am I worth nothing to you?
Lucifer: I never said you were worth nothing to me.
You: Can you just cut it out already!
Belphie: Ooh, now she's mad.
You: Ah, it's so frustrating, it's so frustrating!
You: Am I something that's bothering you?!
Satan: You sure are a "good" boyfriend, Lucifer
Lucifer: I didn't even do anything wrong!
Asmo: You didn't notice that she dolled up herself!
Lucifer: I didn't think she'd complain about that!
You: Put your words in place!
You: Use your voice like this!
You: Come on, let me hear your final answer!
Lucifer: (y/n), I-
You: You apologized with an embarrassed face
You: You made my heart run over the place!
Mammon: So this happened before?
Lucifer: I don't recall such an incident.
You: But that magic can't work, so I'll hit you, got it?
You: But hey, I'm not that excited you know!
Mammon: Is (y/n) about to become a sadist on Lucifer?!
Asmo: This is juicy stuff!
Beel: If you're upset, you should eat something.
Levi: Normies are frustrating.
Satan: As if one sadist was chaotic enough...
Lucifer: What was that Satan?
Satan: Nothing -_-
You: That smiling face you show to everyone
You: It's making me jelly
Beel: Jelly 🤤
Belphie: No, she means jealous
Beel: I want jelly now
You: And that's the thing I love about you
You: Ugh!
Asmo: Lucifer's smile is very charming.
Asmo: Second to mine, of course.
Satan: No, that's not the word I'm thinking of.
Lucifer: Satan.
Satan: Tch.
You: Your angel side and your devil side, are both equally sympathetic
Lucifer: Don't compare me to an angel
You: But when you become such a jerk, it's a jump-knee kick!
Satan: Wasn't Lucifer always a jerk though?
-Lucifer removed Satan from the group chat-
-Satan added himself to the group chat-
Satan: You can't silence me
You: Can you please answer me?
You: Hey, answer me!
You: Am I that special to you?
Lucifer: You a very precious to me, and no one can replace you.
Lucifer: You should know that from all that time we've been dating.
You: Who's important now? Me or those girls?
Asmo: You've been looking at other girls, Lucifer?!
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ucifer: I never said I was.
Levi: Yet (y/n) is the one to bring it up.
You: I'm better than all those female dogs!
Satan: Now you've done it.
Levi: She's going beast mode now!
You: Why can't you ever say it clearly for me to understand?
You: Won't you just cut it out already?!
You: Ah, it's so frustrating, so frustrating!
You: Am I something that's bothering you?
Belphie: There she goes repeating again.
You: Can you just stay with me, hold my hand for a minute?
Belphie: Or not.
You: Or just hold me close to your gentle body?
Mammon: Hey, don't go holding onto Lucifer!
You: But with that face I can't stand, I feel like falling of this land
You: But your magic keeps me in tact forever!
Levi: You're not gonna die just by seeing him mad, are you?
Satan: She's seen it enough times for her lifetime.
Lucifer: (y/n), can you just get to the point already?
Belphie: And you can't use magic on her!
Belphie: Diavolo said not to!
Lucifer: I never used magic on her to begin with!
You: Are you using your brain? Or else I'll kick you real hard, ugh!
You: But hey, I'm not that excited, you know!
Mammon: If you're gonna kick him, just kick him already!
Lucifer: MAAAAMMMMMMOOOOONNNN?
Mammon: Gah!
Asmo: If Lucifer is treating you badly, then you should just leave him already
Lucifer: I have not done anything to upset her!
Satan: Are you really sure about that?
Lucifer: ...
You: Hey, if you hate me, just say it
You: If you're just enduring me, then let's just stop
You: I just like how you're always kind to me and everyone else
Mammon: He's kind to you, but not us!
Levi: Yeah, you should appreciate that!
Lucifer: What makes you think I'm not kind to any of you?
Mammon: You punish us
Lucifer: So you can be better disciplined!
Satan: You do it brutally!
Belphie: It could kill a human if done too much
Lucifer: So you all know what will happen next!
You: So please don't give...those unhonest smiles
Beel: Have you been lying to her this whole time?
Lucifer: How many times do I have to keep saying that I'm not?
You: Ah, I'm just so nervous, I'm just so nervous.
You: Do you really like me for who I am?
Lucifer: Yes, I love you for you, and you shouldn't forget it.
You: Then why don't you just say it? Just spoil things for me
You: Why can't you just hold me so very tightly?
Lucifer: Look, when I get back, we can cuddle. For now, just-
You: You're the only one that can use these spells on me
You: You're my one and only magician
Lucifer: Don't compare me to Solomon!
Satan: First an angel, now Solomon
Levi: XD
Lucifer: Do you both want to be hung onto the chandelier?
Levi: I-!
You: So please don't let go of my hand
You: Because I've always loved you
Lucifer: I would never let you go.
You: Ah, it's so frustrating! It's so frustrating!
You: Am I something that's bothering you?
Asmo: She's frustrated once again 😑
You: You raised my hand, no I can't move anything!
You: Why are you getting so close to me?!
Lucifer: I'm not even home yet.
You: Our heartbeats reside, and we feel it beating right at the same time!
Asmo: Do you both have a deep connection with each other?
Levi: Telepathic?
Satan: More like creepy.
Lucifer: I swear, I will-!
You: You say, "I'm so so sorry, so let's get married!"
Mammon: What?!
You: But hey, I'm not that excited, you know?
Asmo: Did you propose to her?!
Levi: I don't even know what's happening anymore.
Lucifer: Can you please explain what's going on?
You: Sorry guys, it was a lyric prank!
Asmo: A prank?!
Mammon: So you and Lucifer aren't getting married.
Levi: Is that all, you're worried about, Mammon?
Mammon: No! As if I care what she does with him!
Lucifer: (y/n), I swear, when I get home, I'm gonna be the one to give you hell!
You: Uh oh...
Beel: So...What did you want for dinner (y/n)?
Satan: Is now really the time to bring that back up?
You: Pizza
-(y/n) is offline-
Mammon: Alright!
Lucifer: I'll be home soon.
Lucifer: Make sure (y/n) doesn't try to escape!
-End-