South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

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A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny - More than words can say
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Bunny - Girls night
Style - What would you say
Creek - Happy anniversary
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good Times with weapons
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Creek - Kiss it better
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Bunny - Care to dance?
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Creek - Beans
Stylenny - So much for unpacking
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Style - I love you ok?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - He did warn you
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Creek - Last one upstairs
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Cryle - Coffee and homework?
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Jyle - Replaceable
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Bunny - True loves kiss

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By SpacemanParker

Request by CherryblossomLv5

Butters laughed, his eyes widening adorably when he noticed a leaf flying away from him that would be perfect in the collage he was making. " How about this one? Too orange? Not orange enough?" Kenny smiled as he picked one from the ground. He turned around, but he felt his heart drop when he saw his friend running into the road, chasing the leaf, oblivious to the car speeding towards him. Kenny dropped the leaves, body moving before he had even realised as he sprinted towards him. " LEO!" He screamed, diving in front of the blonde and pushing him to safety. A sharp pain slammed into him as white lights filled his blurring vision. As he lost consciousness, he could vaguely hear Leo calling out his name. 

" Kenny McCormick? I think the lady said he was in room 24? Please... I have to see him" Butters pleaded, tears filling his eyes. The nurse bit her lip, frowning sympathetically before nodding. " Ok fine, but be quick. He's not supposed to have visitors. " She agreed, taking a very grateful Leo to his friends hospital room. " KENNY?" Leo yelped as he burst into the room, the nurse closing the door and waiting outside to give them some privacy. " Kenny.. Im so sorry... This is all my fault." Butters said weakly, tearing up as he sat down next to Kennys unconcious body that was lying in bed, hooked up to various wires and tubes. " If I had just realised that it was a road... If I had just let the leaf go.. This never would have happened... You never would have gotten hurt" Butters choked out through his tears as he gently picked up one of his friends hands and laced their fingers together. " Why did you save me? I should be the one in this bed, not you. You dont deserve this Ken" Butters asked, wiping his nose on his sleeve as his tears continued to fall. " Please be okay. Youre so special to me and I... I cant lose you." He admitted, heart breaking as he stared at his friend. " Youre sweet.. And kind.. And you always know how to make me smile.. " Butters said, knowing that Kenny couldnt hear a word as he slept. " Youre funny.. And you ... Youre my best friend." He sniffled. " Kenny I love you more than anything in this world. More than the moon, more than the stars.. Certainly more than those stupid leaves." He spluttered. " You're always there for me, no matter what.. So please.. Dont leave me this time.." Butters begged the sleeping boy. He sighed, realising that Kenny was far too hurt to wake up today at least. He bit his lip, fearful that he might never be able to confess his true feelings. He took a deep breath, steadying his voice as he tried to calm himself down a little. " Kenny I've never told you this but.." He began, looking away nervously even though the boy couldnt hear a word. " I love you. More than how Clyde loves tacos, or how Cartman loves burgers... I wish you were awake so I could admit for real how much you mean to me. I want to spend every second of my life with you. I dont just love you Ken, im in love with you. " He admitted, turning back to look at the sleeping boy, feeling the happiness drain out of him as he saw again how much damage Kenny had taken from the car. He sighed sadly. " In uh.. In fairytales they always say true loves kiss can wake people in these situations... Its stupid but.. Its worth a try." Butters said hopelessly as he leant down, placing a soft but meaningful kiss on his friends lips. He sat up again, feeling his eyes well up again with tears as he sighed. " I guess life isnt a story book." The sound of the door opening made Leo look up sadly, watching as the nurse opened her mouth."  Time to go bud" She said sympathetically, Butters nodding and standing up. Before he could get up fully however, a cold, weak hand gripped his wrist, begging him to stay. His eyes widened as he turned around, the nurse just as astonished as he was to see Kennys eyes open, a tear falling from the corner of one of his eyes as he tried to speak. " .. Not.. Dead.. Yet.." Kenny rasped out, chuckling weakly as he began regaining strength. " KENNY?" Butters squeaked, about to jump on his friend in a hug but deciding against it, due to his still damaged condition. " How are you.. DOCTOR!" The nurse said in amazement, before running off to find someone to help. " I thought.. They told me.. " Butters spluttered with tears in his eyes as Kenny grinned back at him, seeming healthier by the second. " Nah.. Died before, didnt agree with me" Kenny shrugged weakly, wincing when his shoulder clicked. " I'm so sorry Ken, this is all my fault!" Butters apologised, sitting on  the bed when Kenny patted it and holding his friends hand. " Nah, plus, you made up for it with that beautiful confession." Kenny smirked, making Leo blush a darker red than Kenny had ever seen. ".. Huh?. Wait you uh.. You heard that?" Butters panicked, Kenny laughing as he nodded. " I feel the same way Buttercup" He smiled, bringing their hands to his lips as he placed a gentle kiss on Leos. " Now, wanna have another true loves kiss? Im.. Starting to feel faint again." Kenny joked, dramatically placing a hand on his head before giggling when Butters punched his arm gently.

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