Just like in the movie, love stories end. That happened to you, in a tragic (but not really tragic) way. Your boyfriend, Satan is a librarian. He works a part-time job there organizing books and helping others until he met this one brunette girl, she regularly goes to the Romance book section every day. At first, she was just asking where the Romance section is but slowly her confidence grow and she started talking to Satan.
Another day, another loneliness. Satan went from working on Friday and Saturday and now he's working there every day. Every time you're bored he always reads Love stories with you. Now he's reading it with another girl.
Even his brothers are suspicious of him.
Asmo: Hey Y/N, whatchu doing?
You: Nothing particularly
Asmo: Still waiting for Satan?
You: Yeah, honestly I'm kinda bored
Lucifer: He's been very suspicious lately, I caught him wrapping up a small gift in his room
You: But it's not my birthday...
Mammon: It doesn't have to be on your birthday, Y/N
You: What if he's wrapping that for someone else
Belphie: Then he's dead
Asmo: Totally
Mammon: Lucifer, go tell your son to be faithful and loyal
Lucifer: *sigh* I suppose it's my fault
You: I'm going to sleep in my room if you need anything just wake me up
Then you walk away from them, going to sleep to clear your mind up. While the brothers stay discussing Satan and his new behavior.
Beel: Nom nom, what's going on here?
Belphie: Oh Beel, you came back
Asmo: We're talking about Satan
Beel: Ah, him...
Mammon: What's wrong?
Beel: I saw him with a brunette girl on the way to a cafe, holding hands
Asmo: WHAT?! THAT'S CHEATING!!
Lucifer: Are you sure that's him?
Beel: Yeah, and I saw the brunette girl holding a nicely wrapped small teddy bear
Levi: Ohhh yeah! I encounter him 2 days ago, when I was playing Mononoke land and I bump to him I noticed that he was holding a teddy bear, I didn't ask who it was for tho because I thought it was for Y/N
Mammon: Poor Y/N, they must've been really hurt. Let's not tell Y/N about Satan
Beel: Yeah, I can't imagine what reaction they're gonna give.
Belphie: Let's not tell them about Satan and what? He's gonna keep lying to them about where he went?
Lucifer: I don't want them to believe his lie, but I also don't want to see that sad face expression when they found out what he's been doing
Levi: Why don't we spy on Satan?
Asmo: How are you gonna do that?
Levi: We hide a small camera on his button and watch what he's up to
Mammon: What if we get caught?
Levi: Mammon this is why you're an idiot, of course not. He's not gonna notice the small black thingy on his buttons, he's gonna think it's a thread or just a small crystal
Mammon: I'm not!!
Asmo: Actually yeah let's do that
Belphie: But wait do you actually have the small camera
Levi: I've got plenty on my shelf, let me get it. *goes away*
Belphie: Don't y'all think he's suspicious for having that? What if he puts around in our room and spy on us?
Asmo: Who would want to spy on the idiot Mammon? Spy me instead <3
Mammon: You really don't have respect for your older brother aren't you
Lucifer: Even tho Asmo is younger, he's more mature than you
Asmo: See!? Grow up Mammon
Mammon: Grrrr
Belphie: You're just like a dog, growling and howling all the time. So annoying
Beel: I wanna go to Hell's kitchen
Lucifer: Didn't you just-
Beel: I'm going now, see you guys after my meal
Mammon: Holy crap, he's never full
Belphie: He's the avatar of gluttony after all
Levi: I'm back with the camera
Belphie: What is this Levi? All I see is weird black bling stuff
Levi: This is my small camera duh
Mammon: All of this?! A box full of hidden cameras?!
Asmo: Where did you even buy all of this?
Levi: Akuzon
Lucifer: That app is so convenient *blush*
Levi: Let's go grab his jacket and set it
After putting it on all of Satan's jacket and set the camera to work
Levi and the others are in his room, testing out to see if the thing worked. It works very well and displays crystal clear surroundings, Mammon gives Levi a high five. they just have to wait until tomorrow.
Your POV
I woke up and the first thing that came to me is a leg cramp, it hurts so bad I screamed (actually happened to me yesterday)
"Aha...haaah!"
I can't do anything, not even sit up. Holding my calf, while pain forming on it. Then Mammon's the one to come in since he wanders off around the house, all of the brothers too. Except for Satan.
Asmo: Y/N, is something wrong?!
You: Fuck my calf...Kaaaah...
Mammon: Loosen up a Lil bit
You: How am I supposed to? I can't even move my legs
Asmo: Let me help you with it-
You: Don't touch it!
Mammon: You hear Y/N! Don't touch their legs, Idiot!!
Asmo: Shut up moron
You: Where's Satan
Beel: He's not back yet
You: Ouch that hurt
Belphie: I know, it hurts like hell when the one's you love doesn't spend that much time with you anymore
You: No not Satan, I'm talking about my c- ahhhaaaaaalf-
Levi: Where is Satan, he hasn't been back since 9 AM
You: What time is it
Lucifer: 8 PM, he even missed the dinner
You: I haven't eaten dinner, do you guys left some for me?
Beel: I'll cook for you, what do you want?
You: Something warm and comforting
Lucifer: Satan...
Lucifer got out of the room and picks up his D.D.D. Mammon follow him and eavesdrop on their conversation
Satan: Lucifer...?
Lucifer: Satan. You hardly ever call me
Satan: Yeah...uhumm, I'm not coming home tonight
Lucifer: Why? Where are you right now?
Satan: Friend house, he invited me to read books
Lucifer: Why? You know Y/N's waiting for you, right?
Satan: I knoooow... I just can't deny he- his offer. He has good books
Lucifer: I let that slide Satan
Satan: What do you mea-
Lucifer hung up and sighed, he walks his way back to your room to check on your condition. Mammon followed, the cramp finally goes away after 4 minutes and now you can stand up. Still, Mammon helps you walk to the kitchen and sits you on the counter. While Beel is cooking for you, Levi entertains you when you're waiting for Beel.
Finally, when Beel is done, he pours the pasta into a bowl and completes it with milk on the side. You take a deep breath, sniffing the delicious smell. Then you dig in.
Satan POV
"What do you mean-"
Then he hangs up, I look at my phone and saw no texts from anyone. Then I go back to Nirmala's room and throw my phone to the bed and sit on the bed. Looking at Nirmala's closing her eye with her blanket covering her body, I lean down and kiss her lips.
"Ready for round two?" I ask, she giggled and expose her body. I began kissing her chest and sucking on it.
We did it until morning, it's incredible how she can last that long.
It's morning and I get dressed to go back to the house and take a shower. Since my clothes are there, I'm planning on bringing some to stay at Nirmala's place. I go to the HoL by cab, when I got there I saw Lucifer on the terrace drinking tea. I walk past him
Lucifer POV
Satan walks past me and I notice that his pants are reversed, something is clearly up. He must've had sex with that 'friend', I continue with my morning tea.
Your POV
I woke up and saw Satan on the way to his room, I called him out. But I guess he didn't hear it. I ignored it and go to the kitchen to make myself tea. I go outside and sit down with Lucifer at the terrace drinking tea as well.
Lucifer: Good morning, Y/N
You: Morning, Luci
Lucifer: Have you talked to Satan?
You: I tried calling him, but he went straight to his room
Lucifer: Maybe you didn't call him loud enough
You: Maybe...
Lucifer: What do you think is going on with him?
You: M-maybe he's just busy with work stuff
Lucifer: *smile* Maybe you're right
You: *sips tea, not facts* What should I do today...
Lucifer: Go play with Levi at your room, or facial with Asmo
You: Hmm? What's wrong with Levi's room?
Lucifer: It's very dirty, you cannot see the floor
You: Ohh ahaha okay
When you're in the middle of talking Satan suddenly came out looking good as well, of course, it's because he's going to his workplace. Let alone giving you a good morning kiss, he doesn't even greet you. "I love you!" You yell at him he just answered with "Me too"
You glance over Lucifer and saw his disapproval face when he sees Satan walks out. "What's wrong?" You ask him, he just sighed and answers "Nothing, just seeing his face today gives me a headache" You giggled and look down at your teacup, nothing left.
"Well, I'm going back in. See you later" You say to Lucifer and go inside to wash the cup. Still thinking about Satan, you bumped into Asmo. "Hey Asmo let's do facial," you asked him. "Do I look that unattractive in the morning?" He asked back, "What? No, of course not. Lucifer just told me to go do a facial with you." Asmo's thought rn: Ahh must be a way to distract Y/N from going to Levi's room. "Well okay I guess let's go," He said to me.
Satan's POV
"Hey, babe!!" Nirmala said to me, I greeted her with the same level of excitement. She hugs my arm close to her chest and walks together with me to the library, "Have u eaten?" She asks me. "No, you wanna go to hell's kitchen?" She excitedly nods and smiles brightly at me. Kinda reminds me of Y/N's. We're not talking about them now.
Nirmala: Babe when can I meet your brother?
Satan: Ah, about that. I haven't planned it yet...
Nirmala: Cmon babe! I wanna see your brother and maybe sister if you have one! Hihi!
Satan: Eheh yeah...
Nirmala: Oh oh I wanna get a box of donuts on the way to the library too. We'll stop by Demonut later okay?
Satan: Okay okay
Levi POV
Spying on Satan group
Levi: Yo come here to my room
Mammon: What? Why?
Beel: Can I bring snacks?
Levi: You really forgot what we're planning huh? Read the group name
Mammon: Oh yeah, omw
Lucifer: I have to finish my paperwork first.
Belphie: Beel put me down
Levi: Okay, the camera is working cmon.
Asmo: I'm distracting Y/N so carry on
They all came to my room except for Lucifer and Asmo. Y/N is at Asmo's room doing girly things they call facial. I'm turning on the audio so they can hear what Satan's talking about. We heard a girly voice and were shocked to see his hands intertwined with someone else hand. Mammon yelled at Satan thru the screen.
Mammon: Oi bookworm! You shouldn't be holding someone else hands. That's cheating!!
Mammon: This is all Lucifer's fault for giving birth to a scumbag like him. I mean I may be a scumbag but at least I don't cheat!!
Mammon: Fuckin nerd you're geekier than Levi's otaku ass
Mammon: You can cheat at math, but don't cheat on your lover. Note that you scummy nerd
Levi: Can you stop we're trying to listen to the convo
Belphie: Beel stop drooling on my shoulder
Beel: I want those foods
Mammon: Lucifer should lecture him even more than me. That's so unfair!!
Levi: Nirmala uh, she's so short.
Belphie: She's shorter than that chihuahua (Luke rn: I heard you bitches talking about me)
Luke: I HEAR YOU!! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
Mammon: AHHH! FIDO
Simeon: Hello, brothers, what are you guys doing on this nice beautiful Sunday?
Belphie: What are you guys doing here?
Lucifer: I invited them to distract Y/N while we spy on Satan
Simeon: Spying on Satan? What's with him?
Levi: Well, we suspected him cheating on Y/N
Luke: *gasp* REALLY?!
Belphie: Shhh if you don't shut up Y/N will hear you
Luke: Hmph!
Solomon: Hello, demon brothers
Simeon: Ah, is that him holding hands with a stranger?
Luke: Of course that's him! Look at his nail polish
Belphie: Okay okay Fido, don't start lecturing us. Go see Y/N at Asmo's room.
Solomon: Let's go, Luke, we got a mission to do.
Simeon: See you guys later
Asmo's room
Your POV
"Ahaha omg really? I thought he fell on his ass" I laughed out, "really, so then I pull his hair and drag him" Asmo said. "Hello fellow human friend," Solomon said when he entered the room. "Oh? What are you doing here?" I ask, "I brought Luke and Simeon, let's bake a cake." He said, "the correct statement is we brought you here, not you brought us here," Luke said to him with an irritated voice.
Since Asmo and I are finished doing facials, he left us 4 alone "I'm going somewhere, you go bake a special cake with them" He said as he walks out the door. "Well? Let's go to the kitchen, shall we?" I said to them as I got up and tie my hair. We walked to the kitchen which is not so far from Asmo's room.
Luke: I want to bake a special fun cake
You: Yeah let's do that
Simeon: I heard Satan been distant to you
You: Yeah, something like that
Solomon: Do you know why?
You: He's just busy with work stuff
Luke: Let's prepare the ingredients first
Solomon: Can I help?
You: Yeah you can help
Solomon: Great
You: By sitting quietly on the counter and watch us bake
Solomon: :((
Luke: *chuckle loudly and hit his knee*
Simeon: If I ever need a babysitter I'll count on you, Y/N
Luke: Are you calling me a baby?!
You: I'd be glad to babysit both of them for you
Solomon: What but I can take care of myself
Simeon: What are we baking?
You: Lasagna but make it sweet
Luke: That must be inspired by Solomon's cooking
Solomon: Luke, that's so mean :((
You: No but I'm serious, but it wasn't made from lasagna sheets but it's layered just like lasagna. Get what I mean?
Simeon: How creative, we'll follow your command
You: *excited clapping noises* but we have to freeze it for 1 hour tho. We're gonna do basic chocolate lasagna
Between that 1 hour span of time
Levi's room
Mammon sent Beel to the location and now the task is to see how Satan would react if one of his brothers was there. "Okay Beel, go greet him and we'll see how he would react," Levi said. "Roger that" he replied. "Ah! Satan!" Beel yelled, Beel's camera showed that Satan turned around to him. "Oh, Beel. What are you doing here?" Satan asks.
"I was on my way to Hell's Kitchen, who's this?" Beel asked, "She's uhm my friend" Satan answered. "Babeeeee, but didn't you just ask me to be your gf a week ago. I said yes didn't I?" The short brunette said, "Ohh wait, why don't you go first to the library I'll meet you there soon." Satan exclaimed. The brothers gasped. "Babe?!" They said in unison, "Babe? Are you cheating on Y/N?" Beel said with anger, "Hah, no she's just desperate" Satan said mildly.
"Really? I can detect your lie you know?" Diavolo said out of nowhere. "Lord Dia?" Beel asked, "Ah. Diavolo" Lucifer said to the screen. "So it-s true..?" Levi asked in a shocked tone, "Lord Diavolo, what are you doing here?" Satan asks, "I'm just taking a stroll at the Devildom street, I need fresh air" Diavolo answered. "M'lord let's get going, your guest is waiting for you at the castle" Barbatos requested. "Next time we meet we're gonna have some tea," Diavolo said while waving goodbye at the 2 brothers.
"Explain yourself Satan," Beel asked in waves of anger, "Okay, yes she is my girlfriend... But please don't tell Y/N about it" Satan calmly said. "How is he so calm while saying that, does he not love Y/N anymore?!?!!?" Mammon said. "And why shouldn't I?" Beel asked again. "Do it for whole roast havoc devilish beef and 100 cheeseburgers" Satan offered. "more like 500 cheeseburgers and if you don't bring it to me by 24 hours I'm gonna tell on Y/N" Beel said with a threatening tone.
"Oh. My. Fucking. Devildom!!" Asmo shocked, "Swearing is not gonna make this better" Belphie said, "So? What now?" Mammon asks. "Beel, are you gonna do anything about that?" Levi asked him thru the earpiece. "I don't know, all of this makes me hungry and I can't think when I'm hungry" Beel answered then he takes off the earpiece. "Turn it off," Lucifer said while pinching his nose bridge.
Part 2?
yes chocolate lasagna actually exist