"Pfft, what a joke"
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Warning: Hisoka
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3rd Person POV
As all the participants made it to the top of the stairs, they were met with a clearing before a foggy swamp. Satotz then started listing off the dangers that reside there, such as creatures that could lead to the participants' demise.
"DON'T FALL FOR IT" a man yelled.
"Don't let them fool you. He's lying!" The man pointed to Satotz.
"THAT MAN IS LYING TO YOU!"
Everyone started whispering as they turned their gaze over to the pink haired man.
"He's an imposter! A total fraud! I'm the real examiner you got it!?"
The man then pulled out an ape that had the face of Satotz, claiming it as proof the examiner was an imposter.
The participants then began to question who to believe, mumbling amongst each other not knowing who or what they could trust.
"Pfftt, what a joke," a h/c haired woman said as she stepped out of the crowd. "Obviously Mr Satotz is the real examiner. They're powerful hunters chosen by the committe so I doubt some mere monkey would be able to take them down."
The little girl next to Gon looked to her mother and nodded in agreement.
"Hah!? Whar do you know, you're just some dumb chick!" Some guy from the crowd explaimed.
"Excuse me? I'll have your head."
Just then 6 cards went flying, 3 to Satotz and 3 to the man who claimed to be an examiner. Satotz caught them effortlessly as the other man got hit and died.
"Hmhmhhm, I see I see," spoke a man with the appearance of a clown.
"That settles it then. So you are the real one."
Everyone's attention then turned back to Satotz. (cue the Spanish guitar even though Hisoka is French)
Hisoka then began explaining EVERYTHING Y/N JUST SAID, but everyone only listened to Hisoka cus they're SEXIST PRICKS.
"Anyone who holds the title we're vying for ourselves could have deflected that attack. And quite easily I might add."
"I shall take that as a compliment, thank you," Satotz spoke. "But still, should you choose to attack me again for any reason I will have no choice but to report you for attacking an examiner. And have you immediatley disqualified. Is that clear?"
"Of course~"
Then, the sound of birds were heared. Everyone turned around and saw the man's, or should I say ape's, dead corpse getting ravished by vultures.
"Hey, whats happening! I wanna see!!" the little black haired girl vociferated, as Killua had opted to sheilding the young girl's eyes from the grusome scene with his left hand.
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hhhh this chaper is short but I just got my nails done for the first time and its hard to type >< The next chapter will be longer I promise