South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

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A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny - More than words can say
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Bunny - Girls night
Style - What would you say
Creek - Happy anniversary
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good Times with weapons
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Creek - Kiss it better
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Bunny - Care to dance?
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Creek - Beans
Stylenny - So much for unpacking
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Style - I love you ok?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - He did warn you
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Creek - Last one upstairs
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Cryle - Coffee and homework?
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
Bunny - True loves kiss
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Jyle - Replaceable

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By SpacemanParker

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Hope everyone had a happy new year! You all deserve a perfect 2021 and I hope you get it. Well done for making it through 2020 even though it was probably a nightmare for everyone. You are all amazing and I love you! Stay strong :)

Kyle sat on a wall, one leg bent up by his chest and the other hanging freely. He picked aimlessly at the rips in his jeans, twirling loose strands of fabric between his fingers as he made bored popping sounds with his mouth. It was a weekend, and whilst it was too nice of a day for him to be inside studying all afternoon, he had nothing to do outside. Stan and Kenny were busy, and even though Eric had said that he was free, Kyle had decided that he would rather swim in a pool of lemon juice covered in millions of papercuts, than spend today around that asshole. He chuckled lightly to himself, looking up when he heard a faint but familiar clicking sound. He tilted his head, straining his ears to figure out what the noise was and why it sounded more rapid than he felt like it should have. Jimmys flushed face appearing from around the corner gave him the answer he was looking for as the brown haired boy clacked his crutches against the floor, moving with surprising speed. Jimmy looked behind himself, stopping when he saw nothing and taking a moment to rest, panting as he  balanced a crutch against his body so that he could wipe the sweat from his face. He looked up, noticing Kyle and grinning widely, Kyle waving in response to being seen. Jimmy turned his head, looking behind himself again before coming over to his friend. " Hey Ky-Kyle" He smiled. " Hey Jimmy. Why are you so worn out dude?" Kyle chuckled, motioning towards him. " Well," Jimmy began, clearing his throat for dramatic effect and grinning wider. " I was run- running from Cartm- from Cartman" He explained, quickly continuing when he saw Kyle frown in concern. " no n- no , nothing like th- like that. He said my legs were fu- my legs were fucked and then I said just like his mu- mum last night, and then he starting chasing me. Good thing im qu- quick on my crutches and Eric has the fitness level of an o- of an obese 50 year old sl-sloth." Jimmy laughed. " Dude sloths don't live until 50, their lifespans are 20-30 years at the most." Kyle chuckled, appreciating the joke anyway. "Yea exactly, something w-would have to be dead from old age to lo- to lose in a race to Cartman." Jimmy added, making Kyle snort with laughter. Jimmy felt his cheeks turn pink again as he watched the smile spread across Kyles face, his heart thumping in his chest as he listened to his admittedly adorable laughter. " Oh shit" Kyle giggled, noticing Eric finally catching up. He grabbed Jimmy who was still goofily staring at his face, the pair of them ducking into a nearby shop to avoid Cartman seeing them. Jimmy shook his head, snapping himself out of his daze and realising why Kyle had pulled them inside when he heard a whiny voice yelling threats at empty air outside. Jimmy smiled, leaning against the freezer behind him and sighing gratefully at the coldness on his skin. He rolled around, pressing his face to the glass and looking inside. His eyes fell upon a blue ice lolly, the sight of it making his mouth water in anticipation. He shrugged, opening the freezer and taking it out. " While were in h- here" He said. " You want one?" He asked, pointing at the shelf full of frozen treats. " Nah, I don't have any money on me" Kyle explained, making Jimmy scoff. " I'm paying du- dumbass" He rolled his eyes. " Come onnnnn, you s- you saved my ass back there, least I can do is buy you a tr- treat." Jimmy pleaded, pouting at Kyle who smiled, blushing a little at the adorable expression. " I mean, I would kinda kill for a slushie right now" Kyle admitted, making Jimmy smile widely, showing off his braces.  " One slu- slushie coming up!" He grinned happily. Jimmy paid for his ice lolly and Kyles drink, unwrapping it and handing a very grateful Kyle his slushie. " Oh my god this is a-amazing" Jimmy smiled, tasting the ice lolly. " You think Erics gone yet?" Kyle asked, looking out of the shop window cautiously. " I-" Jimmy began, before the woman working behind the counter coughed to get their attention. " Um, you two boys are free to leave out the back if you would like. I saw that angry fat kid outside a moment ago and he is always causing trouble in here, so I completely understand if you want to avoid him. Honestly I would if I were you two." She offered helpfully. " We c-could?  " Jimmy smiled hopefully as the woman nodded, leading them out towards the back door. " Thank you so much" Kyle chuckled nervously as the woman nodded understandingly. The pair left, finding a place to sit so that Jimmy could eat his lolly. " Here looks good" Jimmy noted, the pair flopping onto a nearby bench. " Thanks again for saving m- for saving me" Jimmy grinned. " Its fine dude, anything for you. Thanks for the slushie" Kyle smiled, looking away a little to hide his blush. Truthfully, just seeing Jimmy smile today had been a reward enough for the ginger. " No problem." Jimmy grinned happily. " So what are you up to today? Weird seeing you without St- without Stan or Kenny" Jimmy asked curiously. " Well Stan's dad dragged him out, probably on another one of his weird adventures that I'll be hearing about for months and I think Kenny is doing something with Karen. As for me I'm just kinda here." Kyle shrugged, sipping his drink. " You uh.. You wanna spend today with me?" Jimmy asked, chewing his lip." Really? Dude that would be awesome!" Kyle grinned, his eyes lighting up at the thought. Jimmy felt his heart jump in his chest. Somehow Kyle always managed to make him feel special. Kyle actually wanted to hang out with him, he wasn't just some crappy second choice. Just being around Kyle made his stomach feel warm and fuzzy. He didn't just feel like some sort of replaceable side character when he was with Kyle. He felt different, he felt wanted, he felt loved.

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